Pardon, Robert, parlez-vous Français?
I watched this whole 11:25 video today, despite not understanding a word or being able to hear you speak because of the French translator. I noticed you seemed to understand the announcer, while Kristen (aka French Sourpuss) looked at you for guidance. Do you speak French!?
Sigh, just when I thought you couldn’t get more parfait (props to Google Translator for helping me learn how to say perfect in French)
(view a better quality vid here)
Also, I see the way you’re looking at that French hotty Elise Chassaing. You said that yummy look was reserved just for me. I know she’s gorgeous and all-French and stuff, but try to control the urge to stare. I don’t like getting jealous.