Rob and Edward know what a woman wants

Dear Edward (and Rob),


Um, (gulp) okay. Are you both joining me? (holding breath…)


*Much love to Sass for taking TONS of pictures of cut-out Eddie for our “Rob Porn” series. Yep, this is a series. Check out our first post here

184 Responses to “Rob and Edward know what a woman wants”

  1. cullenista says:

    AWESOME! “Rob porn” does my poor, domesticated heart so much good! As do UC and Moon for keeping up this amazing blog! Thanks, guys!

  2. justme says:

    Ohh…that just makes me…wet. Love it

  3. cullenista says:

    BTW, UC, I saw your response to “10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks” and I loved it, too! I totally didn’t agree with her, but it was such a funny, witty read.

  4. Leigh Anne says:

    Had it said, “Watch Lost,” I would’ve fell out of my chair.

    But I still dig it. Rob porn. Huh-larious.

    • @LA the point is that it’s a show no boy would watch (except my BIL, but nm him) … LOST is a show lots of boys watch. the humor would be lost. don’t question my humor. DON’T DO IT. okay over being mean. xo

  5. Jena says:

    I’m jealous of the cut-out-Eddie owners! I WANT ONE! πŸ˜‰

    I posted this under yesterday’s post but just incase posts have ended there….I was watching E! Daily 10 last night and they had an interview with The Veronicas (Aussie band, you’ve probably heard their awesome song “Untouched”) and Jess (one of the Veronica twins) said she loved Rob and showed her bracelet which had two charms an ‘R’ and a ‘P’ for Rob….I thought that was cool!

  6. jonettecullen says:

    HAHAHAHA! I love this. They Grey’s anatomy part just kills me. I must have one of those Edward’s for myself. I saw one at the mall not too long ago and freaked like it was actually him. I had to be led out of the store by my very embarrassed boyfriend.

  7. Sass says:

    Ah, honey, I hope you have not been too lonely all by yourself, I am on my way home, will see you soon…

    Love, Sass

  8. Amber says:

    Is Edward available to babysit this Saturday night? Cause that would be some amazing porn!!!

  9. Vogue says:

    @Jena – ROFL!! I hear ya! I’m about ready to gnaw my arm off with anticipation! But lucky for you, you have dvr!! I have NOTHING to record it! WAAAA!!! πŸ™
    So I’ll have to pay really close attention the whole time. Hopefully some kind souls will put clips on youtube. I love that the girl from the Veronicas loves Rob! I totally associate their song Untouched with him! I was on the eliptical at the gym last night and was listening to that, with my eyes closed , picturing his face. No wonder I was red-faced and dripping with sweat! Nothing makes me work harder than imagining that sweet hunk o’ man meat. *sigh* *drool*

  10. English Girl says:

    Aw baby, don’t worry with the story (sorry kids), never mind the wine, and stuff Grays Anatomy ….. I’m ready and waiting for anatomy class.

    (And it’s only 3pm in the UK)

  11. Wendy says:

    That’s great! Those kids are so into it too! I wonder what they think of mom’s new BF?

  12. Java says:

    That is too funny! Sass, I love how cooperative your kids are.

  13. Melissa says:

    LOL sooo funny..and in response to the last post’s comments, i totally have floor tix for kings of leon in april..eeeeep. maybe rob will fly to pittsburgh for the show?!

  14. JBell says:

    @UC – “don’t question my humor. DONT DO IT.” hahahaha love it. It’s still early and I’m allowed to be out of it so what’s BIL? I probably know, but I’m drawing a blank.

    I feel as though I may be the only one who doesn’t relate to the Robporn seeing as how I have no kids or DH. BUT! I still enjoy relating to it vicariously through everyone else. πŸ™‚

  15. Kristin says:

    The only change I would make is instead of Hey girl…he would be saying “Beautiful wife of mine”….LOL.
    I am just in love with this site πŸ™‚ You gals rock!!

  16. LOL, love it! I need one of those cut out for my classroom – I’m sure the girls would love it. I could work in some sort of “Time with Rob” incentive. Hmm… I wonder what that would cost to make at Kinkos…

  17. JBell says:

    @UC – See, I knew that. LOL For some reason my mind was telling me “boyfriend-in-law” and I’m saying to myself, “No Jessica, what is wrong with you?? You know that’s not it!” Ha. Thanks!

  18. Amber says:

    @Sass – The kiddos are such good sports. I’m pretty sure my son would kick him over and then my daughter would sit on him.

    Of course, they are only 3.5 and 1.5, so I guess that’s kinda understandable.

  19. Jena says:

    ROTFLMAO at “boyfriend-in-law” LOL!

    Anyone going nutz in anticipation for Sunday? I’m about to go sit in a corner and rock and if anyone comes up to me and asks me what’s wrong I’m going to yell “SAY IT!….OUTLOUD! SAY IT!” Ahem….

  20. debs says:


  21. debs says:

    p.s. sorry for the mental shout.(but not really).

  22. Genevieve says:

    That Edward cut out is great! Can you imagine- having his eyes follow you around the house (all the time)! If only I could find him- but I would probably have to hide him in the basement. Haha!

  23. Jena says:

    I would just put him in a wagon and wheel him around all day long! LOL!

    Someone needs to do something really crazy like take him to a grocery store and put him in a cart see what kind of reactions you get, LOL LOL! But then again maybe you’d get kicked out.

    Sorry that’s my immature mind speaking today, LOL!

  24. Jena says:

    I can rip the clips and send them here for you all to download, I have no problem doing that. Or I can slap them on youtube, which ever. I know what it feels like to not be able to see something or miss something, it sucks. So I’m happy to help.

    And I found a new pocket Edward that comes with shades and a Bella!

  25. Carrie says:

    “Someone needs to do something really crazy like take him to a grocery store and put him in a cart see what kind of reactions you get, LOL LOL!”

    @Jena I am on it.
    I live in a predominately gay part of town. The gay boys would prob try and steal my Edward cut out if I took him to the grocery store. I would for sure get a “YOU GO GIRL” from one at least one of them.
    πŸ™‚ LOL!!!!!

  26. Jena says:

    LOL! That would be hilarious! DO IT! DO IT NOW! LOL!

  27. Genevieve says:

    How about putting him on the passenger side while driving around- that would be pretty funny too! Can you imagine what people would think?

  28. Carrie says:

    @Genevieve . Awesome idea. Now I can ride in the HOV lane. Sweet!!!!

  29. Genevieve says:

    Or taking him to the movies with you- Haha. Geez- they should make an Edward blow-up doll. That would sell like hot cakes or should I say ‘hot pockets’.

  30. Amber says:

    @Jena – Edward with the shades! Love it! Perfect for this sunny Oklahoma weather.

    Of course, they could keep the Bella doll. Wonder if they’ll give a discount if I send it back.

  31. vickyb says:

    @Jena the Edward and Bella action figures look nicer than the other pocket Edward I have. He def looks nice in those shades plus he’s posable, that opens up the possibilities for more fun outings!

  32. Vogue says:

    Oooh! Looks like Patty got a new shirt! I like that shade of blue on him. *swoon*

    I am a little sad at the pics of him as of late. If you watch older videos and see pics of him from before Twilight was released, there is a distinct difference in his face and the general aura around him. He is such a beautiful soul, I hope this journey he’s on doesn’t change him in a way he never intended. I do worry for him. When I’m not being a dirty minded girl or acting like a crazed fangirl, I actually say a prayer for him, and ask that he be watched over, protected from crazies and users, and guided to be balanced and grounded. Sorry to get all serious, but I’ve been thinking about him this way all day. He just looks so tired and worn, it makes me sad. πŸ™ There are a lot of psychic vampires out there (energy suckers) who are probably draining him every day, and he doesn’t even know it.

    @JBell – I was thinking the same thing about being forced to buy BOTH dolls. I think though, you could have some serious fun doing mean things to the Bella/Kristen doll, in the spirit of the ol’ Mr. Bill. “Oh No, Mr. Bill!” Not sure if you are old enough to remember that on SNL.

    I’d hang Bella from her ankle over a pile of dog poop, maybe lure her into the garbage disposal, or put her in the bottom of a fish tank. Stuff like that, all in the spirit of fun, of course. Not really wishing hurtful things on Kristen, seriously.

    Although I do seethe with jealous rage that she gets to kiss Rob, touch him, and stare into his dreamy eyes, and she doesn’t even seem to appreciate it.

  33. Vogue says:

    @Jena – I know what you mean! Btw, you have such a cute smile! such a pretty face, I’m afraid to post my real pic because I would be embarrased if somebody who knew me came on here and was like “OMG, I know her!” I am mild mannered woman by day, crazed Rob fan by night πŸ™‚

    I have a growing collection of Edward, Rob, and Twilight stuff, and it’s only gonna get worse when New Moon comes out. I went to see Twilight 4 times (would have been more like 10, but my husband is a jealous grouch, he threw a shi* fit when I asked to see it again w/ a friend. He only knows about me going 3 times!). Thank God I can hide all my stuff at work! Tee-Hee!
    I have the Edward standee at my office and I talk to him like he’s a real person (yeah, I’m nuts). Now I’ve got little Edward, and we’re gonna have some real fun, as soon as I can find the damn charger to my camera! Argh!

  34. JBell says:

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! @Jena! You know how much I love me some Edward/Rob with sunglasses! But seriously… keep Bella; don’t need her. They should definitely give discounts for sending her back, Amber. It’s a shame I just bought Pocket Edward last week… I probably would have dished out the $10 extra to get him with shades. πŸ˜›


  35. Genevieve says:

    Here you go ladies. A pic of Rob from last night at the Grey Goose Pre-Oscar party. I’m thinking that he looks kinda tired- Come on over Rob, I’ll give you a massage!

  36. JBell says:

    Awww… he looks a little jet-lagged. Poor baby. I’ve got to admire the boy though – jet-lag or not he’s still out partying! πŸ˜€ I love him.

  37. Vogue says:

    Don’t forget ladies, tomorrow the new edition of Entertainment weekly comes out with Rob on the cover!! (and KStew, but who cares)

    I’ll be hitting Barnes & Noble on my way to work!

  38. Genevieve says:

    @UC or a bit of both I’m guessing

  39. Amber says:

    Oh, Rob, I got a warm snugly bed you can sleep in if need be. I promise I won’t do anything, other than watch you sleeping, maybe a little kissing, some touching….but nothing else, promise! *fingers crossed*

  40. Jena says:

    I am ROTFLMAO at the ideas of putting him in the car and taking him to the movies, LOL LOL! I think if anyone tries this there should be a big prize to be given away. And that would count for the car pool lane, LMAO!

    I’m actually surprised at how close to Bella her doll looks. I want me the shades Edward. I can’t believe the amount of money I am putting into this franchise, LOL! I’m sure there’s therapy for things like this, LOL!

    That photo from last night is hot and at the same time it says “need bed, need Jena’s bed now”!

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  42. Carrie says:

    He looks so tired because we were *Knocking boots* the night before.
    I wore him out. πŸ˜‰ RAWR!!!!

  43. Amber says:

    @Vogue – Oh, Mr. Bill!! I totally remember that. And no worries, cause I’m pretty sure KStew is NOT old enough to know about that.

    After I posted that I’d return the doll, I also had those evil ideas. I love garbage disposal idea!

  44. Genevieve says:

    @Vogue- I’ve also noticed it- He does look different than pre-Twilight, more tired and not as happy as before. Hope he’s doing okay.

  45. JBell says:

    @Vogue – Your 12:55 post was so touching. I think I can safely say that you spoke for all of us with that. If I were that good with words, that’s exactly what I would have said.

    …and not to tell my age, but I don’t remember that on SNL… lol :/

  46. vogue18 says:

    @Amber or Jena – can you girls please tell me how to change my avatar? I just registered for a wordpress account, but can’t find where the picture thingy is. Also, the name Vogue is taken! Grrrr, so I’m changing to Vogue18 πŸ˜›

    Thanks for the help!

  47. Amber says:

    @Vogue – Go to the edit your profile under my account. It’s called a Gravatar and you add your pic there. It takes a little while to start appearing, so don’t think you did it wrong.

    There is also a way to change your screen name to whatever (cause obviously, Amber was taken). Once I figure that out, I’ll let you know.

  48. Amber says:

    @Vogue – Also, got my EW over the weekend (I’m a subscriber). The cover…AMAZING!! The inside story was okay, all the pics of Rob were too small to properly enjoy.

  49. Natasha says:

    LOL to Grey’s, my DH always moans about this “chick show” they really don’t understand us the way Edward/Rob would. Seriously.

  50. Ginger Swan says:

    That picture/caption is AWESOME! Cracking me up! (like always)

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