How To Be… hotter than Robert Pattinson?

this is his 'o' face

this is his 'o' face

Dear Rob-

This may sound weird to some ladies out there but sometimes I find you, as Art, (in How To Be) sexier than Edward… now it’s usually a momentary fleeting thought but still find you adorable, I do!

It’s something about that floppy hair and sad voice and puppy dog eyes that really gets me. Oh and the too short pants and plaid jacket. That’s like right down my alley.

So while all the other gals are Swwwwoooooning over Eddie-poo you can come hang out with me in all your Art glory and we’ll play nonsense songs on the guitar together. I just get the feeling that you are more Art in real life than you are Edward… and honey that’s alright with me.


sneeky sneeky... crappy cell shot

sneeky sneeky... crappy cell shot

Ok so I wrote the above lines last Friday thinking I wouldn’t get to see How to Be till I either caught it on IFC or was able to catch another screening at a Film Fest since the Burbank Film Festival was sold out. On a wing and a prayer I put out an SOS on the Twitter and Letters To Rob asking if anyone knew of an extra ticket lying around that I could use cause I simply HAD to see Robert as Art. I was dying for some floppy hair and guitar playing on a Saturday night. And as luck would have it the heavens and Rob shined down on me because the super lovely and sadly very ill London2LA gave me hers! Poor gal was sick and couldn’t make it so she emailed us, we had a great conversation and viola I was on my way.

I sailed into Woodbury University where they were having the Burbank Film festival with seconds to spare and again luck was on my side as I found a seat and settled in to watch the screening and live tweet whatever I could. Before it could begin, however, a girl calling herself the Burbank Film Festival Intern got up to “introduce” the film. Her introduction, however, turned out to be a bunch of thinly veiled digs at the audience. So here I will write her a letter within a letter…

This is how I feel every Monday...

This is how I feel every Monday...

Dear bitchy Burbank Film Fest Intern-

Instead of being “funny” when you told us “in case we didn’t know How to Be was NOT the prequel to Twilight” you just looked like an ass. That was all of us in the audience politely laughing because it was so awkward! And then when you said the crap about there only being 2 guys in the audience you sounded totally condescending to the dudes who were there. Way to keep the people coming back for more! Good job! Less talkey, more filmies!

Please don’t treat the audience like we’re 14 yr olds, because honestly you were probably younger than me.

Scowling girl in the back,

PS Oh and your sparkly, gold glittery dress wasn’t cute.

Annnnndd scene!

But seriously though, if you get IFC record that shiz or if they are screening How to Be somewhere near you I highly suggest you go out and catch it cause there’s nothing like seeing a great movie with an awesome score/soundtrack in a theater. Support independent film! Just don’t wear a Twilight shirt, please I beg of you. I was so 2nd hand embarrassed when someone walked by me sporting Hot Topic’s finest. Ugh.  I would give you more of a run down but I don’t want to spoil anything for those who want to remain How to Be virgins. Your v-card is safe with me (thats what she said)!

“I think I’m passive depressive…”

PPS Buy this soundtrack! Coming from me that should mean a lot if I do say so myself 😉
PPSS It can’t be said enough another HUGE thanks to London2LA, you are radical and I can’t express how appreciative I am of you and passing your ticket along. LOVE YA!

In honor of How to Be this morning’s AM Delight will be the totally awesome How to Be Trailer followed by an extra special surprise from one of your very own after the cut!

[vodpod id=Groupvideo.2317545&w=425&h=350&]

One of the O.G. LTR girls, Vickyb, has made this fantabulous video just for us all to drool over… We <3 you Vickyb!


sing it with me… So whhhhyyyyyyyy can’t I touch it?

No Responses to “How To Be… hotter than Robert Pattinson?”

  1. Jena says:

    Moon!!! So glad you got to see How To Be!
    How exciting!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Before I get caught up on comments, has anyone seen this?

    • M.J. says:

      I have..blurry but you can tell it’s him…

    • Just a Girl says:

      He looks so skinny, I want to feed him…um me. heehee

      • M.J. says:

        lol, feelin the wine are you?? Did ya check out the size of his feet? and you KNOW what they say about men with big feet…they also have big …hearts!

    • Just a Girl says:

      It’s cute, he’s speaking Portuguese. Merry Christmas.

    • Giseli says:

      Eu.Morri! Literalmente.
      =! Lit’rally.

      Is it possible that Christmas arrived here in early April? It’s suppose to be Easter…
      Rob can speak something in Portuguese! This deserves a letter:
      Dear Rob,
      you are always surprising me. I really didn’t know that: you can speak Portuguese! How cool is that?
      I don’t mind if the only thing you can say is: “Feliz Natal”. By the way you spoke it beautifully. And if you will keep saying “Feliz Natal” all the time when we… well, I think you already know “when”… I want to let you know that it’s not a problem at all b/c the feeling will be the same as if Christmas Eve, Rob. For me, at least, but I’m pretty sure for you too.
      “Feliz Natal”, Robert!

  2. Dany says:

    I’m back! Hey Jena and WTMA!!

    • M.J. says:

      hey Dany, about that you have any windows programs like Windows Movie Maker? I think you can take off your audio with it…just load your video in it and then add your audio of choice in the storyboard , then drag n drop it to the timeline..I’m not sure if this will work, but it’s worth a try?

  3. Jena says:

    Saw “Adventureland” last night. I liked it. The characters were all a bunch of sad sacks, I say that respectfully, but it had a good story line, had good comedic timing and the love story was good. Totally different role for Ryan Renolds but he was convincing and HOT to look at. Kristen Stewart did very well, she does emotional scenes with anger and pent up frustration extremely well and I was very impressed by her, especially with how she portrayed the anger towards her dad and step mother. I will continue to see everything she does. A lot of her characters that she plays tend to be similar to each other in that “laid back, hippyish, has a lot of issues” way. I’d like to see her do something totally out of her norm like something really comical where she can show a different side. I also mean that respectfully. However, this was far different from Bella. I can see why she took this role, she says she always likes to accept roles that have a meaning and a purpose and this character of hers had a lot of personal issues and acted upon those issues out of impulse and she did a really good job. I felt really sorry for her character and was glad to see it all unfold well in the end for her. Good indie film.

    I also saw “I Love You Man” (I adore Paul Rudd) this afternoon and laughed my head off! Hilarious comedy.

    Tomorrow I’m seeing “Fast and Furious”.

    • Genevieve says:

      Hi Jena- glad you had a good time at the movies! *waves*

      • Jena says:

        Hi Gen! How are ya?

        • Genevieve says:

          Not too bad thanks. Think I’m going to watch Twilight tonight! woohoo!
          You’re having a major ‘movie’ weekend! Fun! <3

          • Jena says:

            WOOOHOO on Twilight! Think I will do the same.
            We’re under a stupid fricken winter storm warning.
            It’s suppose to be spring! But now it’s just raining.
            I like the rain but am sick of snow.

    • EyeC says:

      Good review Jena . I think I want to see it. Love Paul Rudd too.

    • JBell says:

      Jenaaaaa! I’ve been waiting for you to post your review (mine is on the first page) lol. I really enjoyed it too; Kristen gained a lot of respect from me last night. 🙂

      Remember the part when she took James off near the maintenance department by themselves in the dark and she said “I don’t want to lose you…”? PLEASE tell me you imagined her finishing that line with “Edward.” LOL
      I wound up accidentally saying that out loud and my BFF & I were in hysterics for the next 10 minutes.

  4. Just a Girl says:

    @MJ your video is up on my site now. <3

    “You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex…”

    Oh yeah & the RobSexyTalk library now has 12 files in it.

  5. Dany says:

    I don’t have that program but I will download it to give it a try. If not, I’ll google some other program to do it.


  6. Dany says:

    that last message was for MJ lol

  7. E19 says:

    this is really random and maybe not the place but you guys make me feel like i’m not alone in this stuff:

    i was checking out at whole foods today and was totally unprepared to see the gq cover staring me in the face, i literally dropped the stuff i was holding, it was so embarrassing.

    i foolishly thought i had fully experienced all the gq pictures online, but seeing just the cover in person was pretty unreal haha i never thought i’d need to buy it but i’m considering it after basically locking eyes with him for a good ten minutes – how did i think i was immune? old guy in line behind me was even looking – that covers stands out from all the rest even to old men!

  8. French_Nugget says:

    Hola amigas!!

  9. M.J. says:

    @ FN: I could only help if you wanted to say something really nasty about someone’s momma..and I don’t think that’s helpful at all…lmao

  10. EyeC says:

    Off topic–I’m listening to Blue October’s 18th Floor Balcony. Anybody else out there like this song?

  11. French_Nugget says:

    @Dany I might need your help when I start school. I’m going to attempt to be a bilingual Speech Pathologist.

    @EyeC I’m not sure how to say High School 🙁 I don’t listen to much Blue October. I like that “Hate Me” song though. It reminds me of my ex.

    @MJ LOL I know most of the bad words. Those always seem to be the ones that stick, huh?

    • EyeC says:

      Love Hate Me too!

    • Dany says:

      Sure, my offer was for real, I can help you in anything you need.

      While we’re at it, I also want to ask all of you to correct me when I write something incorreclty, or when I make a catastrophic – or even minor – mistake. It’s the only way to learn, right?

      @M.J and FN: I know a lot of bad words!!! I love saying them.

      • EyeC says:

        I’ll help whenever I can. I didn’t know if you were open to that. I agree, it’s the only way.

        • EyeC says:

          Dany I lost that last post about thinking it was something to do with segundo.

          Also I want to say that your English is amazing! Very impressed.

          • French_Nugget says:

            I agree. I wouln’t have ever known the difference.

          • Dany says:

            I love you! Do you want to be my best friend? LOL

            Honestly, the idea of this whole internet thing is to spread human relationships through the world. Without this little tool (or Rob’s big hard tool lol) I would have never “met” you.
            So if any of you need help with spanish, or with anything else I can help you with I’m your chilean friend lol

          • EyeC says:

            Isn’t this great? I love all the international gals on LTR. Helps with that love chain around the world thing!

            @FN–Rob pene! LMFAO!!!

      • French_Nugget says:

        Sure, I’ll try. I want to totally immerse myself in a country that only speaks Spanish for a while. I think that’s another good way to learn. Don’t exactly have the funds for that just yet though. lol

        How do would say “Rob pene” in Chile? lol

        • Dany says:

          Formally it would be, “el pene de Rob”, but there’s many nasty ways to call the pene thing, so the expression can change LOL

          One of the dirty ways we say pene here is “pico” (you pronounce it like “peeco”) and in one interview they ask rob about the coolest things about being edward (not in the comicon) and I don’t understand what he says, it’s something about the coat, something like “I get to wear a (…) coat” and I SWEAR it sounds like “I get to wear a PICO”. I laughed SO hard!!

          • French_Nugget says:

            Oh yeah, I definitely wanted the slang term. That’s really funny about wearing a Pico! It’s kinda like the spunk thing. I never knew that was another name for “man juice” and apparently neither did Mr. Spunk Ransom 🙂

          • EyeC says:

            It’s pea coat–from the Navy style.

  12. French_Nugget says:

    @Dany I would be thrilled to be your Robsexan (Texan) friend! lol I agree about spreading relationships throughout the world. Now we just have one more thing to love Rob for! Bringing us all together.

    • Dany says:

      lol We should send him thank you cards, like the ones the DH of one of the girls here wanted to send him for improving their sex life!

      Seriously, I don’t think many famous people realize the effect thay have in people’s life, apart from their movies/music/books. I met some of my best friends in a U2 online forum for chilean fans when they were coming to Chile. I’ve even been to 2 weddings of people that met in that forum. And now I get to talk to you girls everyday, even when we live so far away from eachother.

      • French_Nugget says:

        I didn’t know they planned on sending letters about improving their sex lives. That’s funny! That’s so cool that you’ve made such close friends out of something like this.

        • Dany says:

          Now that I’m reading what I posted I sound like such a loser LOL. Let me rephrase that lol. I have to say that I have lots of friends that I’ve met through the normal way of meeting someone. Friends from school, from college, and some other random friends. hahaha

          But since were talking about weird ways, my two experiences are LTR and U2Chile. And with them, we met online, but we got together in real life shortly after that. I hope someday I can do the same with you 🙂

          • French_Nugget says:

            LOL. I didn’t think you were a loser. Nor did I assume that you only had friends from online. lol. Just so you know 🙂

  13. French_Nugget says:

    EyeC I just HAD to do this after your comment

  14. SpunkMe says:


    what’s up ya’ll?

    Did I miss anything today? Logged on briefly earlier, but haven’t read much on posts…been uploading gifs all evening

    • French_Nugget says:

      Hey SpunkMe!! You didn’t miss much today. How are you?

      • SpunkMe says:

        Hi FN

        I’m ok…house cleaning day, laundry, etc…blah blah r/l

        How are you?

        • French_Nugget says:

          Same here. Nothing exciting. Actually, I watched Twilight w/ my parents and my dad said it wasn’t as bad as he expected. I’ll take that! lol

          • SpunkMe says:

            Hey I’d take that too. My family will not watch it. They refuse.

            I saw Angstgodess has started some new story with Bella and Jasper ??? No Edward? Not interested. Do you think she plans on ending Wide Awake soon? I wish it would never end.

          • French_Nugget says:

            Edward IS in it!! Bella and Jasper are just friends and they eventually run into Edward and Alice. I think that’ll happen in the next chapter. So far it’s only 1. I think I like where it’s going. Sadly, I think WA will be over pretty soon 🙁

          • SpunkMe says:

            Oh he is well then that might be different then. Will be hard for her to top WA though. Maybe I’ll try it then. I will be so sad when WA ends. So sad.

    • EyeC says:

      It’s been a slow day SpunkMe. Good reviews of Adventyreland by JBell and Jena. Great vid by MJ now on JAG’s site.

      • SpunkMe says:


        oooo a new JAG/MJ vid…I’ll have to check that out asap.

        I want to see Adventureland too…have to read their reviews then.

        Hope you are doing well.

    • Dany says:

      Hey SpunkMe!

      I don’t think you’ve missed anything Rob related. But maybe now that you’re here, Rob will finally write something to us 🙂

      • Dany says:

        Oh, but earlier we were asking you if you could make some extra bombs for the bitchy Burbank Film Fest Intern that presented How To Be (see Moon’s letter) and for that Lainey girl. lol

        • SpunkMe says:

          Hi Dany

          Can’t believe it is this slow on here all day evening. Where is everybody else? I know SM and IfOnly had a family thing today. I bet Carrie is hung over cause she went out drinking again last night and never logged back on.

          Ok one more pipe bomb comin’ up….addressing to glitter dress girl.

  15. JBell says:

    Fleeting thought –

    If it wasn’t Rob who played Edward, would this site still exist but under another guy’s name??

  16. Kim/London2LA says:

    hey moon – just want to say I’m glad you got to go to HTB, wish I could have gone :*( but wonderful that I could get in touch with you and pass the ticket along to you. Next time there is anything going on in LA I’m going to contact you to see if we can go together!!!

    • Dany says:


      The first one was so funny!!!! And I loved the second one…actually, I love him lol Have you noticed that his nails are always dirty? Why doesn’t that bother me? I don’t know. But it doesn’t. Not even a little. This is so wrong lol

    • French_Nugget says:

      LMAO!! Those are great!

  17. soccermom says:

    Hi ladies! Just checking in. Wow! Slow day – only on page two of comments. Didn’t take long at all to catch up.
    Great RobCrotch pic #2 on that In Style page!

    @SpunkMe and all the other girls who convinced me to read ‘The Submissive’ — Thank You Thank You Thank You!! I LOVED it. Stayed up until 2 am last night to finish it. Think I’ll start ‘The Dom’ next, but not tonight – too tired!

    • Dany says:

      Hey Smom! Yeah, we didn’t want to write too much, cuz we knew you were going to need to catch up later lol That’s how considered we are!

    • SpunkMe says:


      YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So happy for you…and guess what the Dominant is even better…it’s slightly dirtier of course from EPOV and it’s so interesting to see it from his view now that you know he’s been in love with her for like 7 years prior…Oh I am dying for next chpt of Dom. I check that thing like 3 times a day every day!

      So glad you liked The Sub though…oh and she is going to continue the story after writing The Dom, in another story called The Training! Woo Hoo!

      • soccermom says:

        @Dany – “Yeah, that’s so … thoughtful” (Jessica and Angela). IfOnly keeping tabs on everything via iPhone today.

        @SpunkMe – Oh, The Dom isn’t finished? maybe I should go to WA next? What do you think. I was impressed by the author of The Sub. Well written and great story. And, you are right… not kinky, just DIIIRRTTY.

        I would love to stay and chat, but must wash soccer uniforms and kids, then back up at 6am for another game.

        • SpunkMe says:

          NO, you must read Dom so you can talk about it with us!!! It’s only up to chpt 8, so you can read it in a day or two and then still start WA so you can talk about that too in the meantime. It’s 47 chpts. almost finished.

    • French_Nugget says:

      Hey Smom! How are you?

  18. IfOnly says:

    Smom and I are back from a fun day of soccer (and I snuck in some shopping between soccer games). It was a sunny day in OhiRob today today so we had to make the most of it and enjoy it a little. Smom is so right about the Robcrotch in that second picture. OMG!!

    @JAG – can you post a link for MJ’s video from your site so I can download it as a DM to my computer? Naked Rob fake prizes to you if you do. I sooooo love that video. Great song MJ and some of my fav pics. Thanks for posting it JAG.

  19. French_Nugget says:

    @SpunkMe it will be hard for AG to top WA. I wish it wouldn’t end either. I wonder how far into the future she’ll go.

    • SpunkMe says:

      Maybe her fans will cause a big fuss if she ends it. I could see it going so much further, don’t you?

      SMom needs to read WA after the Dom. I don’t think she has read it yet. Sometimes I wish both WA and The Sub/Dom were real books I could keep next to all my Twilight Saga books. Oh and how I wish that Rob and Kris would make those into movies…Could you imagine how good that would be????

      • French_Nugget says:

        I agree with everything you just said!!

      • EyeC says:

        I wonder if we–the fans –could have an effect on her. I could see a book 2 about their life together in college. They would be living together off campus and have all kinds of fun.

        • SpunkMe says:

          EXACTLY!!! I think we should start commenting about that to her if it looks to be wrapping up! How long do you think it will be until we get the next chpt? I am dying for the reunion…DYING!!!!

  20. Giseli says:!
    *jawhitthefloor* [MODE ON]


    • Dany says:

      Hey Giseli!! Yeah, I though about you when I saw that video! Maybe you can fix the video and make him say Giseli LOL!

      • Giseli says:

        Hi Dany!
        I wish I could do that, Dany. If I was less retarded for this kind of stuff… hehehe
        But he can call me Isabella. He can call me whatever he wants… I don’t mind AT ALL! LOL

  21. French_Nugget says:

    EyeC I just got to the part of TPE where Edward saw Jacob/Bella. So sad 🙁

  22. Genevieve says:

    Hi girls *waves* I’m in the mood for a little Rome Rob so without further adieu-

  23. soccermom says:

    Hi FN, SpunkMe and Giseli!! I’m good, just tired! How is everyone here tonight??

  24. SpunkMe says:


    “Have you noticed that his nails are always dirty? Why doesn’t that bother me? I don’t know. But it doesn’t. Not even a little. This is so wrong lol”

    I thought the same thing…I’ve noticed that in many pics and I just don’t care. I guess we could always soak in the tub with him and then give him a nice mani…might be good to do before his fingers go walkin’ south ifyaknowwhatimsayinandithinkyado!

    • Dany says:

      LOL I’m so glad you said it, I thought the same thing, but I wasn’t sure how to say it in english without sounding too out of place!

  25. Dany says:

    @FN: Where can I find TPE? Is it a good one to start with fanfictions? Or do you recommend another one?

    • EyeC says:

      Which ones have you read Dany?

      • Dany says:

        None, I’ve never read a fanfiction, that’s why I’d like to know which one is the best for ff virgins lol

        • EyeC says:

          Wide Awake is verrry long but well worth the time. I think it is the favorite by consensus(?) and it still has a few chapters to go. The ch. titles are all cookie names listed on the left side.

          The Office is up to CH. 9 and it’s hot and heavy from the get go. Very hooot.

          The Submissive then The Dominate is a great combo. Don’t let it put you off. You’ll be in for a good ride!

          Midnight Desire–E/B in high school. You’ll love the monster!

          I’ll put a few more up in a sec.

          • EyeC says:

            The Arrangement is Edward/Bella/Jasper. Sounds strange but the 3 of them have been friends since grade school–Three Muskateers. They are now in grad school and live together when Bella decides she wants to try a threesome. Edward has been secrtly in love with Bella since they were 15 and same with Bella. Of course they never tell each other! Once Jasper joins in it gets complicated and very very hot!

          • EyeC says:

            Black and White is another one I love. It’s a slow build to actual sex but its characters are very well developed. Edward is 26, an ex-Marine after 8 years in Iraq and Afghanistan and afflicted with PTSD as a result. Bella is 19, in college, home for the summer working at Newton’s. They develop a friendship throughout the summer that has turned into love but he has this problem. Lots of other characters involved. The writer has experience in the field of PTSD patients and it’s very authentic.

            I Love L.A. is Robert Fucking Pattinson and a 33 y/o actress/singer. Rob’s character is very confident and smooth and you just love them as a couple. Nice and sexy.

            How’s that?

        • SpunkMe says:

          You’ll be hooked…it’s as bad as the Twicrack! It’s TwiPorncrack!

          • French_Nugget says:

            BTW that is NOT an understatement!! It is seriously addicting!! Enter the world of fanfic at your own risk.

            You’ve been warned!! lol

  26. French_Nugget says:

    It’s pretty good. My favorite is Wide Awake though. Neither one is finished yet if that’s a concern.

    The Porcupine Embrace

    Wide Awake

    Plus JAG has a whole list on her blog.

  27. Genevieve says:

    My Robsessed pic just got spammed- don’t know why- it was only 1 link- Going to try again.
    Remember Ctrl + is your friend!

    • Giseli says:

      Thank YOU, Genevieve!
      Ctrl + is my best friend now… LOL
      (yes, I’m just retarded and didn’t know about Ctrl +…

      • Genevieve says:

        @Giseli – I <3 you – you are in Brazil!
        I may need your translation skills at a later date! LOL
        Did I ever mention that I played in a Samba band in Holland for 7 years? I LOVE it! I’m playing here now too. The ‘tamborim’. Random information. LOL

        • Giseli says:

          LOVED this random inf. about you, Genevieve.
          Samba?!? Tamborim, Genevieve?? hahaha
          Ok. LOL
          It’s SO difficult… you are SO a tough girl!!! I’m pretty sure you are!
          You are always welcome to use my skills. In a good way, of course… LOL

          • Genevieve says:

            @Giseli- me a ‘tough’ girl? OK, why? LOL
            I love Samba and Capoeira! Caipirinhas are yummy too! LOL
            ps we also celebrated ‘CARNAVAL’ in Holland- I miss it very much! Thx for the offer to help- I’ll keep it in mind. <3

    • IfOnly says:

      Thanks for posting picture Gen. Yummy!

    • EyeC says:

      Does that mean–“Her hands are all twisted, he’s pointin’ at her”?!!!

    • just released this out of spam.. i didn’t want to though.. and almost got caught with ctrl + … does rob NEVER wear “underpants?”

  28. soccermom says:

    Sorry EyeC and Gen…. Hi! to you too! i didn’t see ya out there!

  29. SpunkMe says:

    @MJ for making it for us
    @JAG for helping/hosting/promoting it

    That new video is SMOKIN’ HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THANK YOU x 100000—that song is so sexd!!!!

  30. SpunkMe says:

    Just posted but it poofed into cyberspace.????….will try again…just an FYI in case it shows up later as a double post!

  31. soccermom says:

    Well, 8 year old bathed and yes, I remembered her pjs tonight, and load of laundry going. My effing internet running sooooo sllllooowwww tonight it is pissing me off (pms soccermom is still in full force). I’m gonna soak in a hot bath and fall asleep with Edward. Miss you girls *hugs and kisses all around*. Will talk to you all tomorrow. Night!

    @Gen and EyeC – Didn’t mean to exclude you from my Hi! earlier – I didn’t see ya out there!

  32. Dany says:

    @FN and SpunkMe. Does that mean that right after the “Hi, I’m Dany and I’m a Robaholic” I’ll have to add that I’m a TwiPornCrack addict??

    That’s long! I will have to take a deep breath before introducing myself to other people! lol

  33. French_Nugget says:

    @SpunkMe where do you find those gifs?? They’re always hilarious.

  34. Dany says:

    Uh! Language question: You always write “r/l”, what does that mean?

  35. Giseli says:

    Ok. Plays the “tamborim” is VERY difficult. Only a tough girl could do that, you know… LOL
    I’m glad that you like carnival, samba and caipirinha! The best of Brazil, for sure!
    And now that you talked about caipirinhas… I’m wondering if our Rob would like to try it… I can make the best ones!
    I’ll bring the caipirinhas and you’ll play the tamborim, I bet Rob will love some ‘samba’! hahaha

  36. Genevieve says:

    @SpunkMe- is it okay if I use your Rob/TomStu pic? Thx! <3

  37. M.J. says:

    @ SpunkMe: Thanks for the love..

    I think I have found the a new song for the next vid I’m making…Drive by Melissa Ferrick. Mmmm-Mmmm-Mmmm! I have found a new hobby.

    Damn r/l..the bestie came by a while ago.

    I was like: Ohhh, you gotta see what I made!
    Her:Yeah? What’s that?
    Me: Rob video, wanna see it?
    Her: ok sure
    Me, YAY! ok.. so I commence to showing her
    Her: OMG! Is that ALL you think about?
    Me: yeah, pretty much
    Her: (rolling eyes) like you’ll ever get him
    Me: oh I Know that silly, it’s just fun *bitch go home already then, you’re taxing my gig*(so encino man)
    Some days I wonder why I grace her with the wonderfulness that is me.

    • SpunkMe says:


      I don’t know that song, but I’ll check it out! I wish I knew how to do it… I am only a gif girl…and those I just steal, sadly enough.

      “There ain’t nothin wrong”~ Rob

    • French_Nugget says:

      LOL! I showed my mom that spoof of TW and I almost cried watching it again and all she did was smile!! It felt like such a waste.

      • EyeC says:

        Yeah, when people just don’t get it you just have to shake your head sadly at them…Tsk, tsk, tsk…what a shame. You could be having so much fun with this Robsession!

        • French_Nugget says:

          It’s a ton of fun!! Maybe it’s because they don’t realize there’s a place you can go and share your Robsession w/ others just like you!

    • Genevieve says:

      @M.J. LOL!

    • Giseli says:

      TOO FUNNY!

  38. French_Nugget says:

    “WHAT??!! Please believe that I have better sense than to have an affair with @fakeNikkiR. There aren’t enough antibacterial wipes on earth”

    FakeManagerNick’s update from twitter.

    SpunkMe, I thought you’d share this sentiment 🙂

  39. Dany says:

    @Genevieve and Giseli: Actually, mojito is from Cuba 🙂

  40. M.J. says:

    Then she borrowed Twilight! Can you believe the nerve of her???? I started to tell her to take her ass home and rent it, I mean it’s on PPV right? Would only serve her right for ruining my Robphoria..but then again she did have to go home with her hubby..poor thing…lmao.which was enouogh punishment in itself..

  41. Genevieve says:

    @Giseli- good night is ‘Boa noite’ right? What about Good night my love?

  42. Giseli says:

    I have to go, girls!
    Boa noite, Genevieve! 😉
    Good night, girls. HAPPY dreams to y’all… LOL

  43. Dany says:

    I remembered something I wanted to tell you. Like a week ago I was talking to a friend and I told him that the last movie that I had seen was Twilight. I told him that it wasn’t the best movie ever, but was definetely a good love story, the was a clear chemistry between the main characters and things like that, always trying to look as if I didn’t care.

    Yesterday, he came up to me:

    Him: So, I saw your Twilight movie. I didn’t know the actor was Cedric Diggory! And you were right, it’s a terrible movie.
    [Robert. His name is Robert! I mentioned great things about the story and all he heard was that it wasn’t a good movie??]
    Me:Well, it’s not a terrible movie, I just think it could have been so much better…
    Him: And you know? I don’t get it, how can anyone fall in love with a pale guy that wears lipstick and has his eyebrows waxed!!
    [Have you been talking to Rob?????]
    Me: Well, in the book, he’s supposed to be the most beautiful man on earth…
    Him: I didn’t think he looked beautiful at all
    [I can agree that Rob is so much better in real life, but I don’t know why this aggravated me a little…careful with what you’re gonna say, pal!]
    Me: Maybe they could have used better make ups and things like that.
    Him: And that guy is a terrible actor!
    [THAT’S IT! You and me, OUT!]
    Me: That is so not true! I can agree that it’s not his BEST performance ever, but I’ve seen tons of other movies he’s done (not true, but he doesn’t have to know that) and he’s a great actor! He even changes the way he talks, and the way he looks, and he’s gonna be huge, you know?? (I had to stop there cuz my voice was getting a little hysterical)
    Him:(looking a little scared)….Well….maybe you’re right. Maybe the movie was wrong but the actor is good…I mean, if you say that he is a great actor, he must be a terrific actor!

    I realized just then that I was actually mad at my friend for talking about Rob like that. Like really mad. I lost it, I definetely lost it! lol Anyway, he didn’t seem to be scared for long, and everything went back to normal. However I know he’ll think about it twice before talking BS about HHH.

    That’s it, just wanted to share 🙂

  44. EyeC says:

    Dany, I’m falling of my chair here! LMAO! We have to be so careful with the uninformed!

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