Rob needs help with that

Dear Rob,

What does an expert blogger do at 12:04 on Thursday morning after a 4 hour long tax-day happy hour and NO dinner when she realizes she has NO content for Thursday morning’s post? Uses someone else’s work, of course. Yes, that’s right. I’m a genius:


Mmm k, I’ll be right there to help… I’m 4 Blue Moon’s in.. want me to grab you one….?


Our delicious Thursday Rob Porn made by Jetbaby aka “UC’s ass saver when she’s tipsy”

See more Rob Porn here

961 Responses to “Rob needs help with that”

  1. limeslice says:

    Hah UC, all is good πŸ™‚ You were pretty funny when tipsy yesterday, going stream-of-consciousness on us! Hope you had your blue moon with orange.

    Also, I posted this on the last post’s comments earlier this morning, but wanted to make sure you and everyone saw that FINALLY the entertainment tonight interviews have been announced to air April 23rd! Nice video of Rob as their promo:

    Thanks for always giving me a laugh (and usually heart palpitations thanks to Rob) at the start of my day!

    • krazykidd says:

      Somebody PLEASE tell me what TIME and what CHANNEL ET comes out on…I have never seen ET before never had the interest…but I mos def wanna watch it now….the info will be greatly appreciated! πŸ™‚

      • limeslice says:

        go to and put in your zip code – it’s on cbs (at least it is for me) and i think the exact times differ based on your region. for me in Boston it’s on at 7:30 on cbs weeknights

    • myria101 says:


    • themoonisdown says:

      i LOVEEEES this one jetbbay and uc… so great! and yes please let me help you rob

  2. JBell says:

    lmfao I love tipsy UC and I also lurrrrve jetbaby_2000. xo That is seriously some hot RobPorn. Mmmmm

    Dear Rob,
    You can leave it on. I’m not worried about the leather jacket. More worried about the jeans; you can get those off right?? If not, no worries, I think I can handle that.

  3. Leigh Anne says:

    I dig the Rob Porn, but I loved the drunky UC even better. Do you have a headache today?

  4. snmlamb says:

    Morning all! Wow, seems like someone had a hang over, but props to UC for letting us relive this awesome moment in time.

    Dear Rob,

    Why are you putting it back on? I’m sooooo not done with you yet. Finish that cigarette and get back inside (me).


  5. Pange says:

    Gotta love Rob porn on a Thursday morning. *sigh*

    It’s too early to be witty. I don’t know how you girls do it.

  6. brummielover says:

    WHAT THE CRAP…I missed a tipsy UC…ugh see I knew I shouldn’t have fallen asleep blah!!!

    yeaaaa, I don’t like this pic of him…to grungy. (did I spell that right lol)

    Yes that is right…I said it. I like my Edward and Gray shirt Rob…come on you all know which Gray shirt I am talking about…lol

  7. krazykidd says:

    MmMmMMMMMmmm….YUMMIE!!! πŸ˜‰ Begin Perv fantasies in 3…2…1….LOL Thanks for this deliciousness!!! πŸ™‚

  8. Pange says:

    As a side note, I clicked on the “Sunday mornings with Rob” link above (being fairly new, I’m still catching up on archives) and it took me to some other blog written by a youth pastor. Nice. Not exactly the uplift I was looking for. lol

  9. junsikat says:

    Good Morning everybody…
    Oh I love me some RobPorn on a Thursday afternoon, even though I don’t really like that leather jacket…But since he’s about to take it off, I’m all cool with that *lol*

  10. Dany says:

    Good Morning ladies!
    Great Robporn! Just like Pange, I love the “grunginess”! Besides, it is an extra turn on for me when he’s smoking. Grrrrrr! lol

    Limeslice! Thanks for the link I hadn’t seen that!! Can’t wait! *claps while jumping*

    And I love drunk UC!! Hey, why do the job when someone else can do it for you? lol

    • junsikat says:

      Cause she does the job best πŸ˜‰

      • brummielover says:

        tru dat

      • Dany says:

        hey junsikat! That’s right! UC and Moon have no competition. I’m glad I’m part of the “followers”!

        wow! you’re great lifting people spirits! Can I hire you? I need you to tell me something like “you’ll make it, you’re smart enough” every morning. I can pay you with a thank you everyday, do he have a deal? LMAO!!

  11. chinamother says:

    From Robsessed:

    Rob looks so good in these screen shots! I’ll be in Nashville on the 23rd for Sam and Bobby’s show, but I’ll have to DVR ET or find a computer to watch it on! I don’t want to miss it!!

  12. snmlamb says:

    I would just like to say that I am so proud of the use of the word “Peen” in last night’s comments.

  13. Pange says:

    Just saw where Summit announced the rest of the cast for New Moon, including the Volturi and Harry Clearwater:

    Isn’t it kind of late in the game to still be casting?

    • Dany says:

      Maybe they cast them earlier and summit it’s just confirming the info now…Maybe.

      On the other hand, maybe they really didn’t need to cast them earlier, considering it’s for one particular small (but big) part of the movie.

    • Lan says:

      you know, i thought that too but i think casting is an on going thing… those actors may have had other things going on before they could fully be confirmed etc.

      and they’re not shooting the vulturi scenes for a minute so there was time to cast for that… i think they were more interested in getting the wolfpack together first.

  14. brummielover says:

    ok so after showing one of my coworkers this site and showing her the Beauty that is Rob…she said

    ummmm so do they have a Letters To Jacob…

    deep breaths…lol

    “please step AWAY from my desk” lol

  15. chinamother says:

    A cute fan encounter (from the SAME girls who met Kstew in the bathroom last week!) with Kellan and my girl Ashley.

    Thought I’d share:

    • myria101 says:

      What a lucky Betch! I wish I didn’t live in a place where no one EVER visits/shoots movies because it sucks!

      • TallulahBelle07 says:

        Same here the only thing we’re known for here is stupid snow! πŸ™

        • kdgrimmer says:

          omg! me too! where are you ladies? we have snow til’ June here in Satans-A**-hole-of-Alaska!

          • myria101 says:

            I’m from Oklahoma. Our bombing memorial was in ElizabethTown, but other than that the only other thing I can think of are tornado movies…

            Maybe we can write a tornado into the screenplay of New Moon or Eclipse?? I’m down for it.


  16. dawnzilla says:

    Um, YUM.

    I just spent the last half hour of my ‘getting ready for work’ time browsing all the Rob pics [outtakes] that I’ve missed lately. I’m probably going to be late for work…but I can’t help mahsef!

    Even the bad shots make me want to rip through my monitor and snuggle/tap that till we’re both blue in the face…

    Then I’d sing to him:

    “Rob, I’m gonna make you sweat. Sweat till you can’t sweat no more. Everything’s riiiiiiiiight, I’m gonna push it some mo-o-ore…”

  17. chinamother says:

    So my 12 year old daughter tells me yesterday that all HER friends think that Taylor is the cutest one on Twilight and that NONE of them can understand why I like Robert….Actually, what she said was “He looks like a hobo!” WHAT?? She doesn’t like the facial hair πŸ™‚

    Too funny – but only reinforced for me that Rob is a WOMAN’S dream…Taylor is a middle schoolers Dream πŸ™‚ Not that Taylor isn’t cute, and in 5 years he may be the hottest thing in the world – but right now, he’s still a kid…which leads me to wonder how much the rest of the cast are corrupting him (Nikki, Kristen, Kellan!)??

    • Lan says:

      i am very impressed that your 12 year old knows the term hobo. my sisters (ages 15, 18 and almost 21) would not know that term.

      and i think her crush on taylor is precious, he’s closer to her age so it’s not… as creepy…

      not that all us grown women lusting after Rob is creepy or anything. πŸ™‚

    • Dany says:

      “He looks like a Hobo!” …yes, sweety, that’s what we like about him. Make it dirty! LOL

      I can’t find anything appealing about Taylor, besides the age thing, it’s like he loves cameras and lights, and he’s always trying to look cool and everything…Rob may be 22, but he’s a man!

    • twigal0513 says:

      Okay, I have to jump in here and give Taylor a little love. Not that I want to do him – he is only 17 – but I do think he’s a sweeheart. I just think he’s more comfortable around people than Rob is – not as shy.

      I’m very much Team Switzerland as far as the Edward/Jacob thing. I would be happy to post my dissertation on the reasons why for anyone who wants to read it.

      That being said, Rob and Edward are VERY separate in my mind and I KNOW who I fantasize about. Therefore, I must once again thank UC for stokin’ ma fantasies with this pic. It’s one of my favorites and if my DH would let me, I’d have a poster of this in my room…. Grrrrrr…

    • Heather says:

      He’s cute in a little brother sort of way.

  18. Valerie says:

    Dear Rob,

    I can help you with that. And does that belt come off the jacket? We might be able to use it, you know to tie you up or something.

    Love ,

  19. Jena says:

    LMAO! Love the tipsy post!

    And *insert fan girl squeel* I’m so excited for ET next week! THEY’RE MAKING US WAIT A WEEK?! *insert Rob’s “WHAT?!”* LOOK AT HIM!! THUD!

    • limeslice says:

      I KNOW. Also, I neeeever thought this would happen, but I actually got really excited seeing the Jacob running clip! I think that’s going to look good! Haha probably just because it was set to the intense music but I was like jumping out of my seat I CANNOT WAIT!!

    • Dany says:

      I need that video! Can any of you record it and upload it?

      One week! way too much!

  20. Amber says:

    Dear Rob,

    Leather, cigarettes… Do you have a motorcycle around the back? Cause I’ll be straddling it, waiting for you. It is only for you that I would become a biker bitch!


  21. f_ingdelicious says:

    This is my favorite of his recent pics – he’s really workin’ the bad boy vibe here.

    Is it too early in the morning for my panties to be going *POOF*?

    Nah, not since I’ve discovered Rob…

  22. Jena says:

    OK, need a recap of last night. What all did I miss? I left work and didn’t get a chance to get online at all last night from home.

    • Dany says:

      You’ll upload it! yay!! *happy dance*
      About the recap, can’t help much, I was in and out all night (wow…that came out wrong! LOL)

      • Jena says:

        LMAO! I was in Omaha most of the evening and when I came home
        I showered and crashed. The ET announcement was a nice
        thing to see first thing this morning!

  23. Jena says:

    btw, Rob was #1 out of 5 hot stars for the summer on ET last week. They ran a little diddy on him. I’m telling you people, just record all the media shows daily, LOL, because he seems to be on them all the time!

  24. Dany says:

    I’m off to my RL, be back in the afternoon!


  25. Carrie says:

    Dear Rob.
    I have had many dreams about you and those jeans. I imagine them in many different scenarios. On the floor by the bead, on the floor in the bathroom. on the floor in the kitchen (we were making Robnana Splits)… I just wanna see you in the those smokin hot jeans and then rip them off you smokin hot body.

    Also I really would love to see the B-Side of this pic. I bet your sweet candy ass looks Smokin Hot. It would most def inspire me and JAG to create some sort of Ode to your CandyAss.

    Love Forever and Always,

    P.S. Still waiting patiently for you to autograph my uterus with my sperm. I def want u to wear those jeans while doing it. πŸ˜‰

  26. Steph says:

    For a girl with raging PMS this has been a soothing balm! UC, I think I’d pay good money to see you drunk blogging. Funny stuff.

    My sis-in-law is 17 and she watched Twilight with me for the first time this past weekend. Everytime Rob would come on the screen she’d say, “Ugly.” About 1/3 of the way through the movie I told her that if she didn’t stop the blasphemy I was going to kick her out. And, interestingly enough, without any more threats from me, she came around at the end and actually said he was hot! He has this amazing ability to win (almost – stupid “Team Jacob” freaks) all women, irrespective of their initial taste, over to his side. What a gift! πŸ™‚

  27. Janetrigs says:

    Dammit I posted at the wrong place again. Oh well, Mornin’ Ladies.

    Loved the pic and ppst.

  28. Dawn says:

    This pic is why you should always bring extra *stuff* to wear to work when looking at this site.. Rob is…there is no word to describe it.. perfection is not even adequate.

  29. English Girl says:

    Ugh way too much RL interfering with the robsession at the moment. It looks like I probably missed loads of drunken fun last night. I popped on briefly in the middle of the huge Ted C inspired explosion and though “OMG what the heck” but didn’t have time to hang around. I have GOT to do some worky stuff now as so I don’t even have time to look back now (sobbing …).

    I will say, Rob looks very “glowy” in that ET snippet that Gozda has up on Robsessed. I managed to take time to look at that twice of course!

    • brummielover says:

      Hello EG…yes real life has a way of messing up things sometimes…lol

      Hurry back to the Robble!!

    • Kristin says:

      He does look happy…its because he is thinking about all his ladies at LTR! Actually I think he is just settling in to this new life he has. It hasn’t changed him, but I think he is starting to accept that he is the “it” boy now. Taking it in stride instead of crying and getting nervous…which by the way I find totally endearing.

  30. WastingTheMorning says:

    Hi everybody! Wow – I missed the shiz hitting the fan last night eh? Bummer. Sleeping is overrated.

    • Kristin says:

      Hi!!! Sleep is totally for the dead. LOL…

      • WastingTheMorning says:

        Hi Kristin! I loved your intervention note to the Robstens last night. Even tho I’m one of them πŸ™‚ I think in ALL ASPECTS (for me it’s the weddings that are making me bored) we need to get back to basics and focus on the real reason we’re here – writing hilarious letters to rob.

  31. WastingTheMorning says:

    So we get a New Moon teaser on Apr 23 huh. 7 whole days away. I’ve already set up a regular recording of ET on my DVR. Just in case they decide to air it earlier. Never can be too prepared.

  32. WastingTheMorning says:

    BTW, in that teaser, Rob says something about the hype and it really sounds taken out of context. Is it just me?

    • limeslice says:

      Yea ha he sounds really awkward in that part too – we all know how uncomfortable he is with hype, and I felt like they didn’t catch onto that at all haha

      *sigh* I extend a hug to you Rob

      (and later a special hug)

  33. Just a Girl says:

    Everytime I see that picture of Rob it reminds me of @Carrie <3

    Oh & didnt even notice the jacket had sleeves I only noticed the package and his hair LOL

  34. Jena says:

    What is LYLS? And do I have that link? Was just reading soccermom’s comment about it last night and it sounds good but I can’t remember who sent what to me. LOL!

  35. snmlamb says:

    Going to pick up hubby from the airport! He’s done traveling finally!

  36. Kristin says:

    Good Morning!!! Okay, gonna try and get to you all! Lets see how I do! LOL!

    @jbell – haha, more worried about the jeans. Me too, Love, me too.

    @limeslice – oh that was good eyeporn. Love that while I’m rubbing the crusty’s out of my own eyes…LOL

    @JAG YAY I missed your face around here πŸ˜‰ Can’t wait to get to your blog this morning!

    @Lan – Yay, you too!! And for the record, how we feel about Rob…NORMAL! LOL!

    @Amber Hi!! I would totes be a biker bitch as well. We could get matching leather pants! Sound good? LOL

    @snmlamb – I most def. LOVE the word PEEN. And it has to be all caps. LOL. πŸ™‚

    @Pange – I thought that about the casting too..I think they just want to keep everyone on edge, ya know! Alex Leraz (my fiance) did an interview and said that the wolf pack was “leaked” meaning no one was suppose to know the cast until the official announcement!

    @Jena – WAIT?! You were in Omaha again? It is a crime that we haven’t met in RL already. A true crime.

    @Brummie – Letters to Jacob. really. I agree…Step off lady! LOL! plus “he’s 17, you’ll go to jail”…LOL (I <3 Rob talking)

    @Val – oh I like the use of the belt. I like it alot! So good to see your face on here again!

    @carrie – your sperm huh? already so possessive. Its okay girl I understand. and I totes picture those jeans all crumpled up on my floor, like a work of art.

    @junsikat – I’m positive it will be on YouTube, no worries πŸ™‚ Its morning here but, good afternoon to you! πŸ™‚

    @Steph – haha, your sister was almost FLK’d…good thing she changed her mind. Rob has magic powers. I’m convinced.

    @Janetrigs – MOrning! I post in the wrong place all the time! LOL!

    @chinamother – lol! Hobo….kids these days. My 7 year old told me the other day that I shouldn’t be “obsessed with a movie” (twilight, I’m sure) and asked her what obsessed meant and she goes “that you are in love with it and dream about it”…and I thought…yes, Rob…these things are true

    @Dany – have a good day! Love your “happy dance”…you are adorable!

    Sass, TheRealRobzilla, Carter, Mrs. P, SpunkMe, Ayden, Avery…come out to play!!!

    WOW! That took forever! πŸ™‚ Hugs girls, off to do a few RL things!!!

    • limeslice says:

      Good morning!! That was an epic comment, and now you’re running off to RL πŸ™
      Hope to see you back later!

      • Kristin says:

        I’m peeking in and out πŸ™‚ I’m never gone all the way! LOL!

        I know it was a little crazy long. I wanted to say hello to everyone though, haven’t done that in a long time!!!!

        • Jena says:

          I know! We must get together soon! MUST!
          I was having dinner with my parents at Ruby Tuesdays
          on 168th & Center. LOL!

    • Sherin says:

      Alex leraz??!!! kristin you spelled your bf’s name wrong!!! Blasphemy!! Lolz!!!

      • limeslice says:

        Yea I was going to let that one go hehe. I’m sure it was a morning mistake πŸ˜‰ Plus who can blame here when faced with the RobPackage?

        • Sherin says:

          I would forgive anything when faced with the robpackage!! * fans self* errr… Good morning my lurvely ladies!! Sorry for d late greeting , it’s early evening here now and I’m totes drinking coffee at coffee bean trying to keep myself awake!

      • Kristin says:

        SHIZZ!!!! I will make it up to him. OMG! Maybe I did this subconciously so we could have the makeup lovin’ ?!? Either way…he will learn forgiveness. LMAO

      • Kristin says:

        Sherin! Hi!!!!!!! I didn’t say hi to you yet!

        and Ceri! I didn’t give you a shout out either! Shizz…who else did I forget?!?


        Okay that is all my little brain can remember! Everyone come out, come out where ever you are!

    • junsikat says:

      Wow, that’s looooong…(That’s what she said!) ROFL
      Have you noticed in the interview your fiance gave, there’s a poster of Zacquisha in the background…Pure Blasphemy!!!

      • Kristin says:

        I saw that. Zacquisha doesn’t even compare to my fiances left pinky finger. He is a 12 year old girl.

        • junsikat says:

          He’s a girly-girl with way too much makeup on his face in HSM 1-3…Oh, I forgot the Twilight cast is covered with makeup as well…So lalalalala *won’t think about it further* lalalala!

    • Lan says:

      you totally had to rub it in that you snagged Alex. wench! πŸ™‚

    • Steph says:

      Whew! That was a doozy! Thanks for the shout out!

      I had actually forgotten about “the list!” It’s a good thing I have you to remind me. I’ll have to tell her how close she was to death. She has no idea how very seriously we take our Robsession.

  37. WastingTheMorning says:

    UPS – you have a package!

  38. WastingTheMorning says:

    @JAG – love the B-sides. Love Muffins! I really need to stop calling my kids that now. The phrase has lost its meaning. Like everything else, it’s now become loaded with Rob-meaning.

    Can I just say that I love his walk? Everyone makes fun of it but it’s kind of pigeon toed or something. I think it’s adorkable just like the rest of him!

    • Kristin says:

      I love his walk too!!!!! I am picturing me walking next to him and looking like a toddler because I would have to run to keep up with his stride. and I also have issues with RL stuff taking on Rob meaning! Like bananas, soup….LOL

    • Just a Girl says:

      Thanks WTM, I love the B-sides – definitely a side we dont pay enuf homage too!

      I also love the b-side pics of him walking, he has a great f*cking walk. My fave tho is between the 2 trucks with his shiteous Adidas , his low rise jeans and his perky AssCandy *thud poof* I.AM.DIED.

    • Jena says:

      I love the fact that you just said “lovemuffin” because that’s
      what I secretly call Keanu and Rob, LMAO!

  39. Pange says:

    I’m really having trouble moving past the Rob-porn this morning to get any work done. This pic is actually my desktop wallpaper at home, it’s one of my very fav of him period.

    The jeans, the hips, the jacket, the cig, the hair, the cheekbones….

    I really think I might implode.

  40. Kristin says:

    Dear Rob –

    I just want you to know that I am marrying Alex, however, he is about a level under your hotness. He has the nice bod and he is pretty to look at…but I love you for your personality. and your PEEN. You are the full package. The upgrade.

    Love, Kristin XOXO

    Dear Alex –
    You knew this already. And you don’t care because I am that good. right? I thought so.

    love you too, Kristin XO (less than rob, hugs and kisses just the same)

    • limeslice says:

      I love how you switch speeds from “personality” to “PEEN” so quickly hehe. Couldn’t agree more.

    • WastingTheMorning says:

      Rob IS the standard. There is only one of him. So 99.9% of the female population is going to have to settle for less.

    • Sherin says:

      Personality? Check!! PEEN in capital letters? Check!!! although it’s really peen first for me then personality !! Bwahahaha !

    • Steph says:

      Alright, I know I’ve heard “peen” floating around here a lot lately, but here’s the thing. My good friend’s 2 year old daughter calls my 1 year old son’s junk a “peen!” I feel like we’re reducing one of Rob’s greatest assets to something a 2 year old can relate to! It’s unacceptable! We should be calling it….wait, didn’t we have a whole round of chattage about this once? I think JAG had some good ones. Why, oh, why can’t I remember them now? Joy stick? Was that one of them? Sounds good. Anyway, I just can’t bring myself to refer to his hotdog as a peen. Not gonna happen for me. (I have few qualms with calling it a food item, you’ll notice.)

  41. Pange says:

    Hey bandmum, you forgot the package. πŸ˜‰

  42. Sass says:

    Dear Rob,

    Aww honey, are you having trouble with your zipper? I know, those pesky things can be a bit of a pain at times. Come over to my house, I will undo that zipper with my teeth and well, just continue right down the obvious path to which it is leading. My kids are at school, dh is at work… just you, me, and my teeth. πŸ™‚


  43. Sherin says:

    Yep.five times. πŸ™‚ I counted . LOL

  44. Kristin says:

    JAG!! Your post! SALT LICK?!?!?!??!?! LMFAO! YOU ARE MY FAVORITE! LOVE IT!

    and “the other heiney”…LOL….you are my hero. Just a beautiful display. Just beautiful.

  45. WastingTheMorning says:

    Why does this leather jacket pic of Rob make me wish he had a tat?

    Dear Rob,

    Plz tell me why you don’t like tattoos! Cuz if you had one in the middle of your back I would be digging my nails into it during special hug time.


    • WastingTheMorning says:

      I know right? I like tattoos on men – in hidden places (none of that “Mom” on the arm stuff).

    • junsikat says:

      Dear Rob,

      I can see why so many ladies fall for guys with tattoos, but it’s just not for me. So please, if you ever think about getting one make sure you also think about me and how it would break my heart and make me sad. I love your skin “clean”…
      Cause let’s be honest what picture would you get? A little Ren and Stimpy or a beer bottle? Naw, please just be a good boy!

      Love, Kat xo

  46. Heather says:

    Thanks for the pic this morning. Now I have something to focus on this morning.

    On a side note: My husband agreed to let me go see How To Be in Nashville (agreed as in he agreed to go with me). LOL. Bought my tixs last night.

  47. Annie says:

    I just called my 3 y.o. son, Rob!
    He was being cute and I said, “I love you Rob-uh-Ben.” Geez, I should step away from the Rob porn but I just can’t.

  48. Carrie says:

    This is non-Rob related. But all the talk of our different fiancee and then talk of Gaysian Eric got me thinking about my friend who looks just like Eric. When I saw Twilight first thing I thought when I saw Eric was “OMG he looks just like my blah blah”.
    Here are couple of pics I took off his facebook page.

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