The crazies and Robert Pattinson
One of my favorite things about running a blog called Letters to Rob is that we get just that. Letters TO you from special people. When we receive one of these not-too-rare emails, after being passed around to a group of people including Moon & whoever is having a bad day and needs something to cheer them up, it is immediately filed into a special folder called “Crazies.”
Today I’d like to dig into the “Crazies” folder & share some of my recent favorites. And of course include a response that I wish I had the balls to send back.
just incase this could go to Rob, Kristen and Cast of Twilight. Prince Edward is going to in Greenville South Carolina This Friday and Saturday. Thought I would extend an invite to them. Seems Like Rob would like to see someone from England.
Oh how well you know me. What gave away my homesickness? Was it my crying into the British flag I keep padlocked in my car on the way home from the set the other day? I thought I saw a camera flash. Was it that you can’t find a single hob nob in the city of Los Angeles & you assumed I bought them all (I did) I would LOVE to see someone I don’t know from England. That would be the cure all for my homesickness. I’ll be there as soon as somewhere tells me where South Carolina is.
Long live the Queen,
A note to Stephenie contained a little section about Rob
Just one more thing. My son Rob, is 6’3-1/2″ and bares a striking resemblance to your Rob. My son Joshua reminds me of Taylor. Twenty years ago my daughter resembled Bella.
It is too weird, just call me Esme II.
Does “mostly sincere” mean your sorta kidding. I’d like that to be the case. But in case not, I’d like to see a picture of your son, to see if I have competition. Did you include one in your original letter to my Stephenie? Also, Esme was the mother to Edward not me, Bella or Taylor. So while calling yourself Esme II seemed like a good idea, it doesn’t make any sense.
Hob Nob Rob
OMG!! You are the best actor ever!! And I Love You Soo Much!!
I absolutely love you in The Twilight Saga and Im just bouncing in my seat thinkin about you! I cant wait til I go and see it in Bluewater on the 10th July!! You we born in the coolest place on Earth (London), Your a fantabulos musician and artist and I Love You!!
To be honest Ive got a a small case of the green eyed monster because Kristen Stewart gets to have you when she is playing Bella and in real life!! Where is the justice in that?!! Okay I say a small case but actually its the size of the Universe and always growiing!! I scream at the television and laptop when you share as much of a touch! And I am not ashamed to admit this! I would love to meet you and I talk about you 24/7 and I think my friends are sick of me. Im sure I dream of you well I fall asleep dreaming of you but you know dreams, their incontrolable little suckers!
I couldnt think of anyone better to play the most sexiest, talented, intelligent Cullen… Edward, and my favourite quote in the films has to be when Edward says to Bella : ‘So the lion fell in love with the lamb’. I cant stop thinking about you, you are my life, my air, my food, you are what I need to survive! As I have said I love to meet you and you may never know I might bump into you when your in London one day (I live there)!
Te quiero mucho usted con mi corazón. Usted está mi vida ahora y para siempre chalota estar.
‘I love you lots with all my heart. You are my life now and always shall be.’
(I come from Latin descent)
Lots of love, hugs and kisses your number 1 super mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega fan,
Hola mamacita! You’re not the only one with a case of the green-eyed monster. It’s true- Kristen really does play Bella in real life too. She falls a lot, she puts fish fry on everything. She painted our kitchen cabinets yellow and the other day she ate a dozen eggs herself (you should’ve smelled her gas!)
Latin decent! LUCKY! Although Sometimes I wonder if I come from it too.. I really, REALLY love Tacos. I used to think I was allergic… but now i know I’m not…
Yo quiero Tacos muchos,
mucho mas after the jump!
just want to say my mom thinks you are the sexiest man alive…..she is old enough to be your mother yet she doesnt let that bother her at all…..she has everything she can find that has anything to do with team edward….its so funny watching her. i would say she is probably your biggest fan…..i havent been able to actually find an actual fan club site for her to be a fan for you…she would die if she knew i was using her email to send this….i think its funny…..so if there is an actual fan club site please pass it on to my mom, Summer……i know when she was younger and was in fan clubs she got signed pics of the person…do you have anything like this??? well send her something on here about it if you do….she is planning on visiting england, ireland and scotland next summer after she grads with her BA from college may 2011. well thanks for your time
biggest fan Summer
Dear Summer’s daughter,
Tell your mom I’m a big fan of Summer AND of my mom, sooo.. we’d probably get along.
Not weirded out at all,
I will make this short and sweet. Please for the love of all that is holy. Will you please make some kind of indie cd with a special dvd cut, because you are the only one that has ever in my 32 years given me an “ear”gasm upon hearing your musical talent. My ears are waiting for you…………..
” And So…….
The Lion Fell In Love With The Lamb….”
You know, Lara, I get a lot of requests like this, and I usually ignore them. But you used the line “And so the Lion Fell in Love with the Lamb” so I know you’re truly serious. And a true fan. Quoting that is the written form of wearing tweed. Plus that’s my favorite line written EVER in literature. So yes, just for you, I’ll come up with an indie album with a special DVD cut. I’ll even use your idea for a title- Eargasm with Robert Pattinson. Tell your ears they don’t have to wait much longer. I’ll be coming soon
Always the Lion,
From: Mary Christina Roperti (maryChroperti@ymail.com)
Subject: to Robert
Hello Robert, my name is Mary. I don’t give out my lastname for personal reasons. But I will tell you that I am married with three children. I love Twilight and I am going to go see Remember Me. It looks like a great movie. Robert, I know that you get a lot of emails and lot of them probably tell you how hot you are and how good looking you, I won’t deny it, but that’s not why I am sending you this email. I am sending you this to tell you what great actor you are. I don’t know anything about acting. I have never done any acting before in my life, but when I seen you in Twilight and New Moon, I felt like you put your heart and soul into it. You make it seem real and honest. I know that what I am about to say is going to be corny and girly, but I was crying my eyes out when Edward told Bella that he was leaving her. I know, but it was sad. I know that you probably want people to see you as someone else than Edward, but I feel like they will always see you as Edward, no matter what movie you star in. I know that I will always remember you in Twilight, but I’m sure you will have other movie rolls as well. I can’t believe you are 23, I thought you were younger, but who’s to say anything I’m 31, will be 32 in April. But, age is only a number. I don’t think anyone else but you could have played that part and Kristen did a great job. Well, I guess I have said enough, but I do want to tell you one more thing, don’t give up on your music. Don’t give up on something that makes you happy. No matter anyone tells you. Let It Sign and Never Think are great songs. Best Wishes.
P.S. “You’re my only reason to stay alive, if that’s what I am”.
Well Mary, first I’m glad you didn’t include your last name. You don’t know what kind of creepers are out there who might do a google search and find out there are approximately 14 Mary Christina Roperti’s in the US and assuming you’re not the ones living in Chicago or New York, narrowing it down to 7 Mary Christiana Ropeti’s and assuming you’re probably either the one in West Virginia or North Dakota* pay $3.00 to find out the exact location of each of them, it’s always best to be safe.
Yeah, Edward is a dick. I was talking to my friend Jacob the other day and he told me “Age is just a number baby” (I think he was coming on to me, actually)
Thanks for the encouragement that I did such a good job with Edward that no one will see me as anyone else.
“I don’t want you to come,”
I have never felt like I did when I saw Twilight. It was a whole new level of crazy for me. I have a pic of you on my phone and it says “Sky & Rob 4 Life”. I had a dream that we got married and had little Roberts and Skys. And my ex boyfriend was Taylor Lautner and he never had on a shirt but you always did. I admired that of you and we lived in Colombus, Ohio (my birth place) and lived happily ever after…..until I was murdered and you avenged me.
**I intentionally did not answer this email, mostly because since this is “Rob’s site” I wanted to give him something to do when he locks himself in his room out of homesickness later tonight (and after smelling “real Bellas” dozen-egg gas). OR, you guys can answer it in the comments. It’s fun. I promise.
Other people’s LTR make me laugh EACH an EVERY day!,
*I ALWAYS use real emails, but NEVER use real names or details. I made up all of that about finding her name up!
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