Open Weekend Post: Smart girl

Dear this girl,

I’m so sorry you were featured on Failblog. When I first saw it, I was outraged. “WHAT!? THIS IS FAILURE? No no no… this is brilliant” was my first thought. Let’s break it down piece by piece.

First of all, we have your outfit. There’s the thick-rimmed glasses with a high necked striped tshirt. We can’t see down below, but I’m going to guess you’re in a nice cargo pant or maybe a carpenter jean. Plus your hair! Nothing says “Let me go down on you now’ like a freshly slept on mousy-brown side ponytail. You’re looking HOT, hunny.

And then there’s the sign itself. You obviously put a lot of time into making sure it was spelled right, placing the dash between the “blow” and “jobs” and even using the correct form of “you’re!” This is a rare quality found in a Twilight fan with a sign! Thanks for making us Rob-fans look good!

And lastly, there’s the courage you displayed by just putting it out there. We all laugh & talk big about what we’d do to Rob behind a dumpster, but would we wear our 7th grade finest and show up on a street in LA with unwashed hair and declare it to the world on a SIGN? I don’t know if I have the balls- but you clearly did. And for that, I think you should be rewarded and not ridiculed by all the readers of the internet.

In fact, I’m pretty sure that if Rob were to pass you on the street today, he’d first notice you by your gimpy hand (those with gimpy feet tend to notice others with a similar disability). And after taking a second look, he’d consider asking you for your t-shirt. And then, his eyes would drift toward your sign- and the connection would happen. The magicness that is usually reserved for Robsten would become yours and Robs only. And despite his fear of getting blown by a girl wearing a retainer, he’d lead you to the nearest dumpster & let you show perform your first act of fellatio ever.

Wish I had thought of it first!

You have a fan in me,

Please let this girl be kidding. Please. Please. Please. Please

Moon & I were just talking today about how we miss super hot & creative Rob vids. It seems like it’s been awhile since we saw the last one. Well, I came across this new video & while it’s not as flashy as some videos of the past, I think you’ll like what it’s offering:

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70 Responses to “Open Weekend Post: Smart girl”

  1. drsaka says:

    Wow, ummmmm, oh dear, ahhhh, just wow.
    Well, she did also get his name right.

    Dear this girl,
    You are brave and bold; Rob will like that. I hope that the magicness that UC speaks of happens for you. If it does, then please report back with full details.

    Yours in signage,

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  3. MidnightCougar says:

    Hey UC: This girl’s name is Josephine…she is on a quest in LA to F**k Rob. Look at this video on YouTube:

    Too Funny & man I agree with you she definitely has balls to be doing this! Enjoy.

  4. dazzledtodeath says:

    Rob may be cheap but I think this is one deal he’ll pass up.

  5. Robgirl says:

    Wow. I’d like to be this girls friend. I’m sure Rob would appreciate it due to his dry British humor. Could I take a turn after her? Maybe he’ll reciprocate? If you did choose the dumpster option, make sure to get some Hot Pockets to lure him in.

    • mountainlion says:

      Hey “Robgirl,”

      I’m glad you are here!

      Are you the robgirl that has been posting here everyday, since last year? YOu don’t sound the same….

      I’m just sayin’

      There is only one robgirl….

      • robgirl86 says:

        hey Lion,
        when I read Robgirl yesterday, first I thought, uhhh, that’s the other part of my split personality (Rob…lol), BUT …NO, it isn’t….sigh*

        • Jules says:

          Haha! RG-when I first read it, I thought you ‘lost’ your 86.
          Alas, it’s an imposter.
          Dear robgirl-do stick around, I like your comments! A new name, perhaps?

          • Robgirl says:

            Naw I didn’t see there was another Robgirl. I didn’t mean to offend anyone D: Sorry!

          • Robsessedgirl says:


          • robgirl86 says:

            Dear Robgirl
            you didn’t offend me at all
            it was just weird to see your name cause myself I thought that I lost 86 plus avatar….hahahaha
            but no offense at all
            it was just funny…..

          • Robsessedgirl says:

            hahhaha ok, I’ll just go with Robsessedgirl from now on. 🙂

      • southernbelle says:

        @Robgirl(without the 86)

        Hey just want to say hey and it’s alright, you meant no harm! Please stay! I’ve been here since March 09 so I knew which was which! Well I lurked but didn’t post til maybe April or May last yr 2009, you get my drift.

        Anyway welcome! Have fun!


        • robsfuturemate says:

          Robgirl- Let us know what your new name is when you pick it! That way we’ll know it’s you! I still debate about my name. I’ve only been here a month or so but I love it here! Welcome!

          • undecidedsten says:

            and if you figure out how to change you name on wordpress let me know how!

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Unde- does that mean that you decided?! Can’t wait for your new name! (Not sure how to change it tho!)

          • Robsessedgirl says:

            It’s Robgirl. I think this fits me better personally. This obsession is sticking around.

  6. MidnightCougar says:

    Hey UC: This girl’s name is Jospehine & she is on YouTube, she is a quest in LA to F*#% Rob:

    This is too funny & I agree she definitely has some balls for doing this. Enjoy.

  7. Obava says:

    Rob *has* said that he likes crazy women, so this Josephine may actually be Rob’s soulmate…

    xo obava

    • niahid says:

      Just a few make over and she’s just right for Rob 😀
      Or Rob can act as his alter ego in Bad Mother’s Handbook if he sees her

  8. melronin says:

    Hi ladies, am trying to enjoy some greek sun and some greek sea, but as you can see your music is strong like
    the sirenes of Ulysses…and here I am!

    I wish I would have the guts to do what Josephine did in
    a comedy skit…but for reall, am suuure Rob would appreciate the offer 😀

    The vid is sooo great…and sooo true! Lost in you baby…
    totally lost in you!

  9. chope says:

    OMG, she is from Iowa like me. I am so glad to see her pursue her dreams. This gives me hope and who knows maybe I too will be packing up and moving to sunny LA to dream the impossible dream. We could become this wonderful tag team!! Oh the possibilities, LOL;)

  10. Stacey says:

    Wait a sec…I’m confused. (Which is often) Her glasses scream Harry Potter. Did she get confused and mean Mr. Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe? I would say he is too good of a boy to do such things, but he was in Eqqus.

    I have a feeling Rob, after a moment of being disturbed, would find this hilarious!

  11. Jess says:

    Is she suggesting that for all men who aren’t Rob, she’ll take payment?

  12. Dionrenee says:

    Umm, Deb from Napoleon Dynamite had a twin!!

    Rob —-Glamour Shots by Deb are 75% off……

    And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season’s fashion.


  13. robsfuturemate says:

    Now I know what I was missing Tuesday at WFE!!! I so could have used that sign!
    And btw, I love how she’s standing on a random street corner…just in case!

  14. Stefanie says:

    Holy Jacob Jankowski! I think that new haircut has really grown on me.

  15. ha! I saw that vid a week or so ago (it was…ok) but that’s too funny that a still ended up on failblog! well, i guess there’s no such thing as bad publicity. although this is close… oh wait i think we were on failblog once too so I shouldn’t poke fun – lol… crap.

    : )

  16. robsfuturemate says:

    OT, but I was thinking of getting some BritPack music on itunes. Does anyone have some absolute favorites?!

  17. bikechick3 says:

    This post really should be read … alone. Because any sane fan would SCREAM at the 2nd hand embarrassement caused by this girl … and then SCREAM (other things) when watching the video.

    Thanks for posting the vid because it took away the awfulness of that sign. I may not have been functional today if I had been left with that image.

    P.S. everyone knows that Rob trolls on Craigslist for this stuff, duh!

  18. Twi-Mom (not like on "O") says:

    I thought it might be Cath the Coug all made up so she’s on the Down Low (TWSS).

    I had to check the comments today I was wondering if our Thumbs Downer from LTT was hitting LTR also.

  19. dreamingisfree says:

    OK, it’s the weekend and on weekends we need to be open to anything….my thoughts are she is going for the ‘opposites attract’ technique, which in HER mind is the way to go. I mean we know that there are many supermodels and actresses that would clearly get down on their knees for ‘RP Pretty’. She also must have something hidden going for her, my dirty thought’s are a no gag reflux (dictionary :the backwards flow of any fluid)….if this is so that is definitely something she should have included in the sign….

    • undecidedsten says:

      She also must have something hidden going for her, my dirty thought’s are a no gag reflux

      so thats what mullephant has??!!!
      (runs for cover………..)

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Unde- Why, oh why did you have to mention the Mullephant!! Here I am going about my business completely enjoying the day and you drag her in! LOL

        P.S. Today’s sermon was titled “The Elephant in the Room.” Which in turn led to some not so church appropriate thoughts!!

  20. LegHitch says:

    I’m def using this sign when I go to baton rouge to see breaking dawn filming- it’s only 2 hrs away! Y’all can stay at my house! I’ve already planned my trip!!!

  21. southernbelle says:

    OMG please tell me this is fake! Unbelievable! I can’t imagine doing something like this!

    Dear Blowjob fan,

    You are one gutsy woman with balls of fire I guess….good luck, maybe Rob will take you on your offer! I don’t even know you but I’m so, so, so 2nd-hand embarrassed for you! Was that getup a costume, a cover-up so people won’t recognize you? LOL

    I guess desperate times call for desperate measures!!!!


  22. @konneko says:

    hey! a “friend” posted me this pic on my facebook… he was making fun of my
    and… when i saw the pic marked it “i like it” ahahahhaa
    OF COURSE!!!! the message is clear “if you`re Robert Pattinson”
    inteligent dirty girl

  23. LadyN says:

    Made of excellence.

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