This is how you found us!?

Dear LTR fanatics & the occasional passer-byers via Google,

It’s been awhile since we’ve dove into the deep end of the blog statistics- in fact, we haven’t done it once since we moved to the new blog. (And may have never done it at LTR- we used to do it all the time over at LTT!) Are you still googling creepy shit to end up at LTR? Are you still misspelling words just as badly as you were a year ago? Let us find out. Here is what you’ve been googling lately to find us at Letters to Rob:

what white actor is dating someone white- I’ll take Angelia Jolie & Brad Pit for $200. Wait no… I know this one…Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens? No? How about Taylor Swift & Taylor Swift? Ooh Oohh- Nikki Reed  Paris Lastis? Damn- WHO is it!?

robert fans mad at paps- Yeah we are! Mad that we don’t get to be up in Rob’s face experiencing for ourselves what a “nice guy” he is. If we were to throw a camera in Rob’s face & use a fast shutter 100 times over, we’d be considered stalkers. And how is it stalking if I’m just using those pictures for my OWN personal collection? To add to my 2010 “Rob Pattinson Sex on Legs” 5″ 3 ring binder? Explain THAT.

rob’s crotch- Sigh… my grandmother would be so proud

sad faces with letters First there was Sad GQ Rob then there was Sad Panda Rob- we don’t discriminate. We write letters to all forms of sad faces:

robert pattinson croatia- Sorry- probably never gonna happen but I hear Beirut has a chance this year.

pattinson muscle car- HA! Little did you know that your man, after he caught you up late Robsessing &  LTRing one too many nights, would believe you when you told him you were actually doing “research” for his birthday present by looking at pictures of an old “muscle car” Rob Pattinson was seen driving around. Better hope you’re not recognizable in your gravatar because 4 of your men found LTR by searching for more info on their “birthday presents.” You don’t want them finding out “birthday present” really means “Horny talk about sparklepeen with women I met online”

interpretation of too far gone by sam badley- Good try Sam. We know you’re still Googling stuff about yourself- hoping to find legit sites interpreting your songs. Sorry- it’s just us. Just us here STILL after all these months interpreting “Too Far Gone” as a completely different song from “Never think”

what is robert pattinson’s cell phone number- Well, Jitterbugs don’t have numbers- you just dial 0 for the operator and ask to speak to your grandson in Toledo. But his iPhone # is 1-800-FUC-KOFF

robsten are officially on- It’s about DAMN TIME you found out! You finally figured out all those secret messages we wrote in between paragraphs in the margins of our posts didn’t you? They were code from Kristen & Rob themselves passed thru us to you. Highlight the page- you’ll see what I mean.

Robsten are on
gold brocade bedding-
Not here. Maybe try Bed Bath & Beyond.com but we’re glad you found us. Do you like all the pictures of Rob’s crotch?
Hey this is Rob- I love Kristen

michael crea bookends- I had no idea what this meant. I was so confused that I googled it myself & what do you know? LTR pops up. Apparently one time Moon wrote about a “michael Crea bookend” Of course she meant to write Michael Cera just as you meant to google, but we’re glad you found us. We’re like Michael Cera except completely different, although one time some writer called Kristen Stewart to the female Michael Cera & we haven’t stopped laughing since.
Hey this is Kristen. I love Rob. But shh sometimes I miss Oregano. He had better pot

edward cohen dance me to the end of love- Dear lord THAT is the worst mistake ever made on google. Take it back. It’s Leonard Cohen. OR Edward Cullen. Two different people. One amazing song (this is my fav version in case you’ve ignored my attempts to have you listen to it before)

do all people jizz in pants- Nope Only Edward Cullen in Biology class. And you apparently since you googled it. You might want to get that checked out….

dirty ridingboots- I have no idea how you ended up here and I hope you figured out a way to clean off those riding boots & that it has nothing to do with jizzing in your pants … or your boots..

draco malfoy porn picture- Finally- a google term that makes sense as this is something we clearly post about quite often. I mean who DOESN’T want to see Draco Malfoy completely nude?

in n out burger swim trunks- nope not here. but when you find them can you pass on the link? I know a guy who would DEF buy those…

how to get over my obsession for robert pattinson
help im a mother and obssessed with robert pattinson
help, i’m 45 and obsessed with robert pattinson
- Wow.Clearly you’ve come to the right place. Also.. you need help. But Come back after you get it. That’s Kinda not really Normal

sockless zac efron- There’s nothing we like more either than a kid on the verge of gaydom without his socks on. We understand.

True love is in black AND White

show proof that rob loves kristen july 3rd 2010- You want proof? Here’s the proof: Have you found any bear skin rugs in stores lately? Nope. Me neither. That’s your proof- Rob & Kristen bought them all. They plan on being together for a long effing time.

porn+bearskin- And now even MORE proof. Even the people searching for porn know that this is the place to go to get the proof that bear skin rugs are proven magicness-match-makers for long lasting, fireplace co-star love making

rob pattinson and kristen stewart porn- You’ve definitely come to the wrong place. Unless you’re looking for Robsten Fan Fiction- We have Plenty of that. It’s a somewhat past time of ours. Side note: there were 5 searches for “Nikki Reed Porn” but this was the only search that mentioned Kristen. SAD FOR KRISTEN. Also SAD for Nikki REED! Also
SAD for us for having a site where “porn” is googled & we are found!!!!

What have YOU been googling lately!?
UnintendedChoice

NO seriously…. I love this game- It’s fun to see how other people found LTR. So whether it was FOREVER ago or just recently, how DID you find us!? Oh and after the jump, enjoy a surprise:

I get bored on my LONG drive home from work… So I started another hobby. This is part 2. Click the link in the video for part 1

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

138 Responses to “This is how you found us!?”

  1. robgirl86 says:

    From my work laptop the whole LTR site is considered PORN,cannot open it at all

    How I found LTR?
    googling…. “Rob porn” = LTR :-) (not true at all, I swear)

    BUT what me freaks out mostly is when I google

    “Robert Pattinson robgirl86″

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :-)

    • Edible Art ? says:

      Ohhh I have never googled myself !!! going to do it NOW

    • che says:

      @RG yeah
      searching your nick with Rob scarey :D

    • JulieP says:

      OMR! That is fantastic! I googled

      “JulieP Robert Pattinson”

      and the first entry was

      “Thanks…. to JulieP for the brilliant hand-cuffed RobPorn”

      - my fave pic of HHH for all time and how I most often think of him. *Sighs*

      I found LTR in the early days of desperately googling anything and everything even remotely connected to HHH. The relief when I found this site with all you wonderful ladies – my very own, ready made, support network. I remember reading the first time and nearly crying, thinking, “I’m normal, I AM normal!”

  2. Edible Art ? says:

    Loving in the car with UC – can we have “At work with UC” next – Just off to stand in the road in protest – will make photgraphic evidence (I missed yesterday)

    also love that Rob’s phone no is 1-800-FUC-KOFF ha ha ha

  3. Alice_NaA says:

    You and Mr Choice should also get a reality soap. Why is it only stupid people get one of those???

  4. che says:

    i found u in a very legal way, nothing to shame about.. just on Robsessed..and i wasn’t looking for porn either
    first i didn’t get what was going on here but one day i’d decided to check out some letters and finded out that this is much more funny than just looking for Rob news/ pics
    totes normal and hilarios
    luv u gals
    buttt nothing bad to check out some Rob goodies
    he is just perfect in white

    http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/07/robert-pattinson-on-set-of-water-for.html

    • robgirl86 says:

      freshly combed, shorter hair, white shirt, seriously watching (the veins …hello :-) ) and all in all just beautiful, thanks @che, I think I can smell him

      sigh*

    • Nelle says:

      Thanks for those pics. I know this goes against the grain but boy do I love Rob with his hair combed!

    • misty says:

      mmmmm…but now I feel guilty especilly after yesterday’s post + paps :(

  5. Bella_NaA says:

    *still too busy rolling over the floor dying of laughing hiccups to comment*

  6. Michelle says:

    I highlighted page…

    and laughed my butt off.

    As always, I love you girls. ;)

  7. Stacey says:

    I feel boring now! I could have found you by googling all of those things? Instead, I accidently stumbled on LTT & LTR on the Eclipse.org website when they unveiled the sites doing the Stephenie Meyer interview. Then staying up all night reading the entries (the baby was up anyway), I became obsessed…I mean normal.

    UC loved your car blog! Sorry you had a rough day at work. :0( Mr.Choice’s dream was all sorts of win! He shouldn’t blame you for the dream, just accept he’s an unwilling unicorn. Also, two other observations: 1. Those sunglasses are the cutest! Where did you find them?
    2. What was all that thumping when you were driving? Please tell me it was just Pennsylvania roadwork.

    • you’ve only been around since THEN Stacey? I feel like it’s been forever. then again I get you confused with @snowwhitedriftd so maybe that’s why:)

      Those glasses were from Urban outfitters but a year or so back- although I highly recommend their glasses- cheap so when you inevitably step on them it doesn’t matter!

      And thumping? probably the road…I have the WORST drive… but I don’t remember hearing it.. maybe it was the heartbeats of Robsten during their love making? Once I got an audio recording and I play it from time to time to cheer me up

      • Grey says:

        Oh, good. I thought the bumps may have been those two people you ran over.

      • snowwhitedrifted says:

        @UC. We’ll have to sign our emails East Coast Stacey and West Coast Stacey. I haven’t been around all that long either (1/2010), but us Staceys just have a lot to say.
        ;)

      • Stacey says:

        It feels like I’ve been here forever too, but the baby was only born in March! I’m surprised that WC Stacey wasn’t on it that much longer than me. I always felt that she had been on it for ages!

        Now, I want to travel to California to attend PillowBite 2011 and if you decide to do an East Coast version, I want to do that too. I’ve met so many great people on both sites. And discovered the magic of Twitter. It’s been a wonderful experience!

        I am not surprised about your bumpy drive! It wasn’t that much different than when I went to school there. Except I was trying not to crash into Amish buggies!

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  9. misty says:

    Path to LTR::
    1. watch Twilight, fell in love with that cafeteria guy + pea coat
    2. googled his name, he dated a fan in Spain (wait, he what??)
    3. I’m writing him too then
    4. found LTR and was MORE than satisified and never wrote Rob

    TRUTH.

  10. I still lol at “my tidbits are awesome” and the singsongy “changing lAAAAnes”. Silly!

  11. melronin says:

    Ok…confession time!

    I have to admit that for the first time in my life something good came out of my…neverending…talking!
    Was obviously writing epic comments on every single Bielvid…LOL…and the sweet girl told me that I had so many things to say about Rob I should go over to LTR…

    :D dunno guys…this is the blog for talking to much???
    Really????

  12. robsfuturemate says:

    Found LTR the NORMAL way, on another Rob site with a link to LTR!!! Thanks UC and Moon for all the hilarity the past few months…this is home! (especially when I wake up in the morning with a wonderful Rob pic from drsaka!! Thanks again! <3) And thanks for making me feel so welcome and NORMAL!!

  13. robgirl86 says:

    UC…..this

    http://letterstorob.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/RobstenBearSkin.png

    might give me a dream tonite, a nightmare I guess, that looks wrong on so many levels, and right on so many others…
    :-)

    • misty says:

      agreed. there is something out of focus in that shot…or distorted?!? can’t quite put my finger on it either….

    • melronin says:

      Just not competible at all!!!
      Who makes these things??? They should have at least
      some artistic skills!!!
      Just sayin…am talking art here people!

      • melronin says:

        UUUpss…UC honey…you ofcourse are pure art!!!
        Love you :D :D :D
        Love you hard…greek way… (ohhhhh myyyy!!!)

      • B says:

        Being an art professional, I thought I’d take a stab at critiquing this particular piece.

        While I can appreciate the artist’s intent, use of color, and mood, the composition is where it falls flat. I am guessing that the floating Kstew head was not a nod at the Surrealist movement, but a failed attempt at somehow integrating her into the configuration with the main subject matter. I must also question the use of black and white to represent the floating head. The viewer’s eye is immediately drawn to the ghostly face, when it should clearly be focused on Rob’s ass.

        • Keisha says:

          LMAO!
          I also like when Rob flips over and you can see his happy trail. Gaaaaaaaaaaaawd, do I love it!

        • The Old One says:

          As a one-time art history major, I loved your critique. You should start a regular post critiquing Robporn–there’s so much material out there that needs analyzing! Perhaps you could help add some class to the BIJ coffee table book?

          • B says:

            Who would have thought, when I got my master’s degree, that I’d be encouraged to use my skills to critique “Rob Porn”. My professors would be proud.

    • LauraBee says:

      I don’t even see the face because I’m still staring at his crack..

  14. JellyBeanRainbow says:

    I have no idea how I came upon this particular blog, but it’s the first Rob or Twilight related among my popular/favourited sites, way above official Twilight, S Meyer, Robsessed …..
    later you even made it to my bookmark bar, no.2 spot.
    I guess we’re destined to be together, LTR & me. Normal!

  15. southernbelle says:

    Just wanted to post really quick. I found LTR early last yr after googling Robert Pattinson/Rob Pattinson :). I was so excited to find this site. Wow, it felt like finding money in pants you haven’t worn in forever, that’s how it felt like!

    Great job ladies!

    More later. I’m still reeling from Rob’s massive peen picture….goodness gracious!

  16. Freya says:

    BEIRUT, y’all.

    • SM says:

      *waves*

      Croatia here.

      Yeah, I found your blog through a link a friend posted in a chat box, laughed my ass off at your brilliant Photoshop artwork and have been visiting regularly.

      Frankly, I like this blog, the humour, more than the guy you keep writing letters to. Will this confession get me banned? I hope not.

      More visual arts please!

  17. shinegirl says:

    I check Robsessed daily and I happened to look at the side bar that contained “Sites We Love” and this has quickly become my search-every-morning-while-I-drink-my-coffee site. And thats NORMAL.

  18. kristen's bestie says:

    This is so Normal. I saw something on RadarOnline about how Moon saw the Stew and Rob at a Bobby Long show in LA in Aug 2009! I’ve been a regular reader ever since!
    Thanks Moon and UC for being the cause of me not getting enough work done daily since Aug 2009 (like right now)! LOL
    Oh and thanks for the laughs, Robporn (most especially), and providing a place to go where I can feel Normal!!!

  19. halogen says:

    I think I posted this in the wrong place, this is the right place! Sorry!

    I’ve been lurking for a long time, first time posting, but I couldn’t help it today for two reasons:
    1. I love the google list, it totally cracked me up! Me, I found you in a boring boring way looking for news and images of Rob…and was hooked. Funnest site, best comments, I read them all even when they reach to the 100s!
    2. UC and Moon, I think it’s time for a feature of the influence of LTR on popular culture, for example, have you noticed the return of sexpenders? in the official costumes for WFE? I am not sure they wore them that way in the 30s!
    Pictures here
    http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/07/52-new-pictures-of-rob-on-set-of-water.html

    Great meeting you all!

  20. adrienne says:

    it was art-related how we met – and it was way way long ago when HHH was walking around in ripped up Stoli shirts that he sewed up badly – the beginning of last year!! and i haven’t gone away since because this is a safe place where I’m kinda not really normal!

    confession: still a little worried about the filming-while-driving thingy even with UC assurances – can you attach it to the dashboard? sorry. it’s a mom-thing

    • Rob's flaming dashboard says:

      Just in case, think about keeping a fire extinguisher handy.
      Dashboards, underwear, the camera, all sorts of things are at risk when talking and thinking about Rob!

  21. Keisha says:

    I found LTR through Twilightheaded (RIP) which I found randomly on Twitter. My Robsession would probably have ended if I hadn’t found this place. My job and my family might want to kick your ass. ;)

  22. Yeah… after last nights Twitter shenanigans I almost Googled for “PattinsonPeen.net”

  23. LCneiny says:

    I found LTR through LTT when Twilight Lexicon posted which fansites won the chance to interview SM. I had a small obsession with Rob prior to finding you, and now it’s really grown! (Also, LTT is now pretty much the only Twilight blog I follow regularly, other than the Lexicon. I’m just more interested in the stuff you gals write about!!)

  24. RoslynSelene says:

    Off Topic:
    Yesterday while giving one of my Cali virgin friend (she’s from Maryland;her 1st time in California) an LA tour to Beverly Hills and Hollywood, we stumbled upon Whiskey A Go Go on Sunset Blvd (where Rob preformed) and I was sooo excited! You know why of course. Anywho, I told her people film movies all over LA, and if we were lucky, we might see people on set. She was excited! Since she counsels kids on which colleges to go to, she wanted to see the major LA colleges. UCLA was near by so we stopped there just to look around and then we leave. When we got home, I go to twitter and then I see WFE’s website. WTF?! Rob was filming WFE at UCLA?! WTF?! *sobs quietly* F MY LIFE! I didn’t see any Rob or filming crew! I agree w/ Moon. It’s so stressful having Rob be at such a close (yet far away) proximity.

    • RoslynSelene says:

      AND I just saw this: http://youtu.be/LWEbNcETpHI I was in Malibu for the weekend as well and STILL I saw NOTHING. This is driving me insane! Now I see he’s in East LA filming in Linda Vista Hospital. I used to go to Jr. High near that place. Ugh!

      • applepie says:

        lol I feel you…I’m always jealous of those UCLA kids…not only do they live near where all the LA action occurs but when Rob is in LA he’s probably always within a 20 mile range.

        btw..are you from LA??

      • RoslynSelene says:

        Okay, so I missed LTR for three days and I’ve JUST recently read/watched Rob and the paps. I guess that when I saw this video earlier, I was more concerned with the fact that Rob and I were in Malibu & Venice Beach on the SAME day yet I did not see him. I totally feel glad I didn’t see him w/ the paps now cause who know what would happen.
        Dear Rob,
        I know us fans can get overly excited and whatnot to the point where we totally missed the point and don’t realize you’re just a normal guy who needs to be left alone on your ‘days off’. Good thing you’re one of a kind and understands…I hope!
        With Much Love & Respect,
        RoslynSelene =O)

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Don’t worry, RoslynSelene! I drove down to the WFE set (from OC) spent all day there and never saw him! And I know for a fact he was there! Someday we’ll see him! BTW, there’s a 100 Monkeys show at the Viper Room next Friday (the 6th) so maybe he’ll be there. But Jackson def will!! It’s a great show either way! I’m going, let me know if you go too!

  25. snowwhitedrifted says:

    I stumbled over here in Jan. 2010.
    My friend is a professional photographer. A client of hers asked her to replicate a photo of a baby in a pink tutu with pink flowers everywhere with their daughter (something like this: http://tinyurl.com/25ye7yk
    ). It was going to be used for their daughters 1 year birthday invite. Soooooo, to mess with her, after a google search I asked her if she’d replicate this pic for our daughters 3rd birthday:
    http://tinyurl.com/2e8p6o3

    Then I read the blog which it was posted on and couldn’t stop laughing. It was like coming home to freshly baked cookies. These were so my people. A few clicks later and I was on LTR.

    • Stacey says:

      That is hilarious! That picture also creeps me out. Bella looks like Morticia from the Adam’s Family.

      I’m still amazed that you started in January. I thought you had been on much longer than me!

  26. Robsessedgirl says:

    LTR destiny:

    -watched a movie called Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire and fell in love with a certain high cheekboned wizard.
    -watched a movie called Twilight, recognized Edward Cullen, fell in love all over again.
    -created a twitter account to follow all Rob sites
    -was directed to LTR.com by searching ‘Robert Pattinson shirtless’
    now it’s apart of my daily online circuit. Love you guys!

    ALSO THIS POST WINS, IT JUST WINS.

  27. Jen says:

    oh, gosh…it hurts…can’t stop laughing!

    awesome post.

  28. Rob's flaming dashboard says:

    How I found LTR: #confession time.

    I was sending this charming image http://www.etsy.com/listing/30640436/sexy-vampire-reusable-menstrual-goddess
    to my buddies when I decided to google for some additional items to pad out :p my email. Seized by inspiration I typed Pattinson pants and ended up http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/2009/07/29/pattinson-pants-lady/

    *hangs head in shame.

  29. Carissa says:

    In that “pic” of rob and Kristen does he have a tramp stamp? lol

  30. che says:

    i just got my utube back for – who knows how long will it take-and watched your video
    UC really ,are u sure that this is safe for u and other drivers too,i hope it’s
    u are so sweet by the way

  31. Robsessedgirl says:

    http://robmyworld.com/2010/07/27/robs-leaves-little-to-my-imagination-to-which-i-say-finally/

    SO this is what gets whipped out on the bearskin rug. He can whip it out on my non-bearskin bed, anytime.
    SPARKLEPEEN!

  32. befuddled says:

    This was a fricken hysterical post. Its why I love you guys. I found LTT/LTR about 5 days ago. God only knows what the search terms actually were. Obviously it had something to do with Rob and Twilight (I found LTT first).

    I’m so entertained by your posts. Thanks!

  33. Stefanie says:

    I am behind a few (o.k. maybe a week…) and getting caught up here… what is up with the white text? It had me lol’ing

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