Rob Porn Friday: The movie edition

Dear Rob,

Over the months & years, Friday has unofficially become the day for Rob Porn. In case something happened between now and the last time we posted some RobPorn, here is a reminder as to what that is exactly. A long time ago we talked about that book everyone loves “Porn for women” where hot men do household chores like vacuum, dust & (wait for it) load the dishwasher.. ohhhh yeahhhh…We kinda mixed that idea with our favorite F*ck Yeah tumblr accout: F*ckYeahRyanGosling and wah-lah- Rob Porn for Women was born. What started as hot pictures of you with sayings that drive women wild- about cleaning, organizing & caring for the kids- has turned into that plus sexual innuendos, hot things we want you to say and sometimes just down right dirty. Ya know, depending on the mood.

Today the mood is “Movies” and @JodieO created a nice RobPorn Movie-themed spread for us. She’s also giving 10 points for anyone who can name all the quotes. Yes- let me repeat that- you could win 10 points from JodieO. Best Friday Ever, isn’t it!?

Enjoy today’s Rob Porn via our new geeky gallery!

Love,
UnintendedChoice (and JodieO- giver outter of points)

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103 Responses to “Rob Porn Friday: The movie edition”

  1. Sue G. says:

    No idea about the movies! But thanks for the great pictures! I love that last one!

  2. tupelohoney says:

    I only recognized 2 of the quotes. Sad, huh? The “I’m a big, bright shining star” came from Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights and “you should be kissed often by someone who knows how” is Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind. Love both of those.

    • robgirl86 says:

      ohhh….Gone with the wind…I loved it!

      Bel Ami will kill me ( I think I’ll use the word “kill” quite often today :-) )

    • southernbelle says:

      @Tupelo

      I don’t know any of them! The last one seems familiar. I’m not good at this :P.

    • southernbelle says:

      Btw should have known you would know the last one! I wasn’t sure about it but I kind of thought so! Dang I should know that line so well now, I mean look at my screen name! LOL

  3. robgirl86 says:

    GQ Rob still KILLS me, the first pic is just PORN, I don’t need anything else……….

    Dear Rob,
    you know what you’re doing to us (read me)?
    yeah, you know!
    you kill me, slowwwwwwlllllyyyyyyyyy!
    love
    me
    <3

    P.S. Love every pic from Tyler-times….

  4. Cazza says:

    Damn, I can’t even win 10 points this morning.

    Well, I’m off on my travels again, if anybody really cares. Heading back to Scotland for 3 weeks to see my family – yipppeeeee.

    So over and out once more……..

    x

  5. Jess says:

    I’ve been away for a couple weeks, and this was fairly awesome to return to.
    RobPorn FTW!

  6. Pfluffy says:

    Love, love, love these and I think Rob would approve because he is kind of a movie buff. I only know a couple. The first one is my favorite and the quote is from “The Princess Bride” as a weakened Wesley lies on the bed confronting the cowardly Prince Humperdinck (?) – which just brought to mind Christoph Waltz’s epic short http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mveA4VTtk7g&feature=channel

  7. Tigerkitten36 says:

    Just because Im nerd and I like points.

    1 Princess Bride
    2 Big
    3 Brokeback Mountian
    4 Austin Powers
    5 Zoolander
    6 Boogie nights
    7 Batman Begins
    8 Gone with the Wind

  8. drsaka says:

    The pic with Kellan- he was auditioning for Zoolander there!!!

  9. melronin says:

    I am crazy about the first picture, he dies me…OMG…
    and the post is hilar. Great job putting the right pics to
    these quotes!!!

    Rob…
    Everything I like in the male species, you have it.
    You are the absolute MAN for me…BUT…
    Please can you stop dying me all the time?
    I am no cat…I have only one life!!!It’s exhausting!

    Love
    Mel

    Ps. sorry…am totally out of context…I know! :D

  10. toooldforthis says:

    Oh. My. God. You’ve combined my absolute most favorite movie (and book) from when I was a teenager – Gone With the Wind – with Robert ‘effing Pattinson.

    Jodie-You are a goddess!

    • mountainlion says:

      How do you think Rob would be in a remake of GWTW, as Rhett Butler?

      Just askin’

      • southernbelle says:

        I thought of him being Rhett! Squee!

        Can you imagine him in this dialogue:

        Scarlett: “Rhett, Rhett, if you go where shall I go? What shall do?”

        Rhett: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!”

      • toooldforthis says:

        I never thought about until now. Hmm….He would have to be somewhat of a scoundrel and I haven’t seen him in that sort of role yet.

        Let’s see how he does in Bel Ami.

      • The Old One says:

        Hi ML! I was just thinking Vivien Leigh was English and managed the right accent as Scarlett O’Hara, so they could flip it and have Rob as Rhett Butler–could he manage a southern accent, do you think? Who would be Scarlett? You are right, though, R-rated or not at all.

  11. superhumanmoron says:

    Zoolander = Win

    You can Derelicte my balls!!!

  12. Katie S says:

    HA! Oh, @JodieO, you kill me… in the best way. And Rob reciting my dear sweet Westley’s lines is lovely. He is my first love always. Sorry, Rob… Baby, you know you’re it for me now.

  13. robsfuturemate says:

    Nice one JodieO! Wonderful Robporn and a good laugh! FTW!! Although, I only got Princess Bride, Austin Powers, Zoolander and some Batman Movie. Great idea!

    • RoslynSelene says:

      I read your reply yesterday about PCC. Nope, sorry. PCC stands for Pasadena City College. Hahaha I didn’t know there were other PCC’s in LA. I’ll be more specific next time =O)

      • robsfuturemate says:

        I was trying to think of other colleges in LA, or cities that started with P but forgot all about Pasadena! Oh well! It was a fun thought!

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  15. southernbelle says:

    @Jodie these are great! I don’t know them except for the last quote is vaguely familiar. Zero points for me!

    Now if you ask me about Twilight quotes, well I got the movie memorized. :)

    The pictures are gorgeous!

  16. ItsReallyRob says:

    I liked wearing that Batman shirt. The paparazzi thought I was Christian Bale and were frightened of me. Good times.

    • applepie says:

      HAHAHA! welcome back! missed you these couple days.

    • robgirl86 says:

      hi, question: If you liked the shirt, why didn’t you steal it? Or did u steal it and now you can’t find it? :-)

    • southernbelle says:

      Hi! You know I’m still fantasizing that you are really Rob! :P

    • mountainlion says:

      Itsreallyrob,

      See you at 8:00 pm tonight at the 4 Seasons.

      Can’t wait.

      lustfully yours,
      lion

    • Robsessedgirl says:

      As the loverrrly SB said, I am still fantasizing that You’reReallyRob. If this hotel shindig should happen, I’ll be there with the heine. Always can use one more participant. ;)

    • halogen says:

      I would love to think ItsreallRrob is really Rob, but “Good times” sounds a little weird for a 24 year old Brit… Any Brits here that can advise us?

      • RoslynSelene says:

        Well, I’m American (so I don’t count) but ‘good times’ sounds like something a 13 y/o says when they remember that one time they got high behind the school bungalows. *shrugs*

        • RoslynSelene says:

          Thanks for the thumbsdown Taytay…personal experience I suppose?

          • RoslynSelene says:

            Oh I’m sorry, my mistake. I meant: Thanks for the thumbs-down ItsReallyRob. You probably encouraged Taylor to do it. Is that why you laughed and blurted out ‘No’ when Oprah asked Taylor if it’s true he’s never smoked? I FREAKIN’ KNEW IT! :D

      • The Old One says:

        Actually it sounds like something BobbyGee would say. Gotta love it.

      • halogen says:

        We should have a test of important Britishisms and see if he passes!

        • eatmyjorts says:

          I am 99% certain that It’sReallyRob is a Brit…or a Canadian who watched a lot of BBC programmes growing up.
          A little Americanism/slang here & there just hints at a Transatlantic lifestyle in a Brit (best case scenario) or watching too much Baywatch (worst case scenario).

        • Rob's flaming dashboard says:

          I volunteer to administer the test to Rob. ;)

  17. snowwhitedrifted says:

    Too funn @JodieO!
    I think UYma’s expression sums it up.

    • snowwhitedrifted says:

      Oh, nice typos today.
      *funny
      *Uma

      My typing fingers still have wine in them, I guess.

      and hello Really Rob!

  18. Janetrigs says:

    I <3 Jodieo!

  19. sorry if there have been blog issues today- i just broke it (intentionally) then fixed it- then kicked all users off (intentionally) so you have to sign in again… BOO ME. but ya for being the biggest geek eVER!

  20. SagaDevotee says:

    Love these! thanks! The one from Zoolander cracked me up!

  21. Robsessedgirl says:

    Yes, Uma’s face personifies my feelings. GQ Rob just dies me. Rob dies me. When ever the speedo man says horny that is just how I feel about those pictures right there.:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZGyzz5O-U

  22. JodieO says:

    I’m glad you are all enjoying the porn and my movie nerdness!

    Maybe I’ll do musicals next… hrrrrmmmmmmmm…

  23. sofia says:

    Rob looks sooo seductive in that Bel Ami still
    My husband already wants to kick Rob’s ass, if he knew just how badly I want to see Bel Ami he would want to kick mine too

  24. sian signh says:

    i love the second to last photo rob is so so fit
    I LOVE HIM <3
    …..OMG……

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