Monday Funnies: Rob Pattinson or….
I’ve made it quite known over the years that I don’t need you to be a clean-cut, perfectly dressed example for male cleanliness & high-fashion (although I wouldn’t mind if you went through a Don Draper phase- just putting it out there)- I like you the way you are- flaws & all. What might bother some girls- the musty smell like a box buried deep in the back of a closet at the Salvation Army, or the slightly crusty, dried yellowy-orange spot on your pants from when you wiped the processed cheese from the hot pocket off your hands, adds to your charm.
I even drew a little picture to show you what I think your now oh-so-famous “Rob Pattinson look” means:
But last week I was perusing the interwebs and on my new favorite satirical Christian website, christwire.org, found something awfully similar:
And I’m not sure….. what is it Rob? Your own personal “look” that sets you apart? Or just the costume of your every-day chronic masterbator?
Pondering the important stuff,
Important Announcement After the jump!
Rob- you know how you feel after 6 days of no shower, just eating crappy food, drinking, smoking & getting very little sleep? You feel…. tired…. exhausted….an overwhelming desire to be…. fresh? We understand.
After a year and 8 months of blogging almost every single day we feel like you do after a 6 day bender with TomStu…. exhausted. Greasy. In need of a major shower- a blog shower that is- a face lift, a break… except…. we just can’t quit you (cue two dudes on a mountain, doing it)
Yep- that’s right. We’re tired & exhausted- and you not really doing anything interesting that we can talk about lately doesn’t help- but…. we love LTR (and LTT for that matter) too much to go away. Soooo….. what does that mean? Well, we just might be around less. Right now we’re going to write letters when we’re inspired to. That will hopefully be 2-4 times a week, sometimes less, sometimes more. Letters might be posted at 8 am, or they might not show up till 3 pm. They might be long and we break down a new grease-ball outfit, or they might be short, succinct, to the point (old-LTR style!) We want to get back to feeling “fresh” again, and this is the only way we know how.
We’ll be around. Find us on Twitter if you don’t already. Fan us on Facebook where we sometimes like to freak you out and post on your wall. Pal around in The Forum. Make sure you’re signed up to get Letters to Rob by Email so you never miss when we do decide to blow your minds with a kick-ass letter.
We love you too much to ever leave you completely, but we do need some space. It’s not me it’s you- or wait… it’s me, not you… or…. whatever. We love you. And will be seeing you, promise. (probably tomorrow at 8 am, because I think I might melt if I don’t post at that exact time, every day…….)
UC & Moon