Rob out in West Hollywood: The Untold story
Dear Rob,
You, your bushy beard, uni-brown & friends were caught in West Hollywood the other day. This is the untold story:
Robert Pattinson, sad because they were out of wings at Jimmy Fallon’s Emmy after-party, wanted to leave. Or that’s what he told his entourage. And they bought it. Because, well, it’s pretty believable. But in reality he was bummed out because that hunk from The Good Wife didn’t recongize him & he thought he was pretty famous these days. He thought he was Ted Danson’s teenage son. And Rob was also a little bit perturbed because after returning from the bar, Sam Bradley did a double take, circled him & checked out his ass.
So he just decided to leave, with or without the entourage. Leaving in a pack would just make that guy from “The Good Wife” even more convinced he could score an autograph from his dad for his Cheers beer mug. All the while, the security guard is thinking:
Damn- I knew this vampire kid was popular, but this is ridiculous, I just dodged some granny panties, glitter, a vodka shirt, some deoderant and someone’s prostetic leg. This is bananas…… wait did I just hear some yell “sparklepeen?” What in the Sam Hill’s a “sparklepeen?”
Rob makes his way out onto the streets of West Hollywood, where no one mistakes him for the son of Ted:
Rob: You… YOU!!! someones got a hold of my arm… here let me use your hand mr security gaurd.better… YOU…. hey…i like that holey shirt you’re wearing, can i have that? no? ok, do you have a cigarette then? No…?
Meanwhile Stephenie Ritz can be heard saying:
Ouch. ouch. ouch. Oh god there’s antoher one. Hold my hand, Rob!
The gang needs to get out of there. And quick. They start to pick up the pace when suddenly something stops them in their tracks:
Rob: Booooooooobs!
Stephenie: Wow… they are nice….. forget bitchface. This is my boobface.
But the distraction only lasts for so long…. pretty soon they are attacked by pens & a ream of photo paper from Costo
Pap 1: Please Mr. Pattinson- my daughter is a fan of you as a vampire. I swear I won’t auction off your autograph for $1,000 on ebay- I will put it immediately into my daughter’s Twilight book
Pap 2: He’s lying. I’m gonna be straight with you. I was gonna tell you I wanted your John Hancock for my neice, but in reality, it’s for my wife….Come on.. it’ll just take a second.TomStu: I could sign it. I was in Pirate Radio… naked
The paps ignore Tom & finally Rob obliges them, after he walks square into a bush. But first he asks for 20-25 or so sheets of paper from Pap #1. The other day he wanted to make a grocery list but couldn’t find any paper. He had to use toilet paper. It was embarsasing. It got stuck on his shoe while he was waiting for a 1/2 lb of Hickory Smoked Turkey at the Deli counter.
But enough about cold cuts, shit hits the fan soon after
Guy in pic: Rob…. I’m sorry to tell you- people are starting to notice. You’ve been spotted
Rob: But I thought my overraction over the empty tray of hot wings distracted them?
Guy: normally it would but…Stephenie can’t hide it anymore….your secret is leaking out
Rob: Steph- just a few more steps. Try to get your boobface back.
Steph: think about boobs..think about boobs Ouch- boobs- I can’t– ouch.. boo–
And as the truth to their quick escape is revealed and the whispers start to spread, this security guard can’t contain his excitement and he breaks into song:
Excited Guard: WHEN THE MOOOOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATS AMOREEEEE..
WHEN THE STARS START TO SHINE LIKE YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH WINE… THATS AMOREEEEE (or what i like to call, Tuesday)
And then suddenly the secret is out- there is no denying what’s going on. Sure Rob was upset that he was called Rob Danson one too many times. Sure it sucked when they ran out of hot wings, but the true reason for the escape can no longer be hidden:
Stephenie Ritz is in labor. Yes, she is pregnant with Rob’s child. KStew is around just to take the spotlight off the REAL gossip. It happened just like you’d think- one night when Rob was crashing on Steph’s couch, Steph joined him. One thing led to another. They got out the Breaking Dawn script & they acted out the Isle Esme parts. And the rest is history.
We can call them Robanie. Or even Stephbert. The news is out- this is the real story……
Love,
UnintendedChoice
Pics Source
What do you think? Def a Steph/Rob love child happening? Are you as 2nd-hand embarassing as I am that Rob showed up to a Hollywood after-party looking like that? Dragging along his 2 bffs like he’s 5 years old and they’re his favorite teddy bears?!
Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
Defs a love child.
As much as I love him, he couldn’t have cleaned up a bit to go out? Boo.
Also, Steph’s shoes are hideous. I hate them.
I think it may require that type of shoes to be able to walk around with Mr. wonky legs without tripping.
Excellent point. Walking around with Mr. Wonky Legs/Feet must be challenging.
BTW- Rob’s shoes- Goodwill again????
platforms, like a sort of prevention shoes around his wonkiness. Like saying hellooo I’m not at the floor’s level, double reason for you not to step on my toes. it was that or the hiking shoes, she had no choice.
WORD!!!
She needs Skechers
Or at the very least, Easy Spirit. Especially in her “condition”.
I don’t like her dress! But love Rob’s jeans!
Totally agree about the jeans.
Hot.
Jeans – hot. Beard – not.
“when suddenly something stops them in their tracks: Booobs”
hehehehe I love it you make fun of our boy and it involves boobs. Probably cuz I have them and he obviously likes them, just like half the population of this planet.
I think the woman on the right in that photo, that Rob is imprinting on, is Moon. It has her L’Oreal hair. I think, because she’s done so much Skype-ing with Dick lately, Rob has been told to look out for that wondrous cleavage in one of Dick’s missives to him, as he tries to make Moon his Daughter-in-Law. Rob’s thinking, ‘ The old rascal’s not wrong you know. Always did have an eye for the bodywork…nice one Pater.’
Dick’s wannabee refined missives FTMFW!!!!!!!!!
I like the way you think! And I hope Rob calls his dad “Pater” like guys in Jeeves and Wooster novels.
Long live the BROMANCE!
Rob goes cougar, not a bad thing at all…BUT he needs a shave, he’s covering the goods!
Still no socks, still wonky feet, still gorgeous, so all is normal in the world!
RG- it looks to me like his right shoe has no or broken and retied laces, What do you think?
Rob thinks that the laces of his shoes belong to his wrist, somebody should tell him
Aha! That’s where those came from- good detective work, RG.
Look at the first and second pics- he’s missed an eyelet in the shoe while threading the laces. Either the lace broke and was too short to completely re-thread and he retied them anyway…. or he has transferred the greatly missed shirt miss-buttoning (I loved it) to his shoes!
Thank you Rob!!!!!
So I was shopping this past weekend…and I noticed stores selling chucks w/o laces and I asked mr pie (who is an avid reader of GQ) why they would sell chucks w/o laces. he informed me that it was supposed to be like that because theyre ‘in style’ now. to which I responded “huh, I guess thats why Rob never has shoelaces on!”
maybe he’s not as fashion-illiterate as we think…but I also agree with RG, someone needs to tell him that shoelaces dont belong on his wrist.
I do have grey converse without laces, but they are sewed..he just loses them…
Dear UC, extremely funny as always. Only Rob (and his friends) would show up at an event dressed like this- love you guys.
So, is it a piggyback ride or a headlock? Opinions???
(a piggyback ride is more fun to make fun of-)
Drsaka, it’s LOVE, just pure LOVE! lol
Pure love it is!
I’m still leaning towards piggyback. In the vid it looks like Tom is jumping off Rob. (why would ANYONE jump off, you say? NO IDEA!!!)
because he pulled Rob’s groin AGAIN or just didn’t have the force to stay up there. you know he’s never been forced to do sports for any part he played (lifting pints in spare time not counting)
And this time Rob didn’t have the half bra to protect his boy parts when TomStu started playing rough.
Rob: “Ouch! Get off me! That really hurt, you wanker!”
Poor boy…
“Only Rob (and his friends) would show up at an event dressed like this”
You know how YSL said he took his inspiration in the streets, I guess they’re trying to set up a new dress code for classy events. Or just never heard of it.
Oh it’s a piggyback. Fortunately TomStu weighs about 98 pounds soaking wet so even Rob can carry him.
No offense, Steph-you are an attractive woman. But that last picture does make you look not only pregnant, but like a half human, half vampire baby is chewing its way out of your love oven and you’re practicing baring your fangs for when you get fangs as a vampire. (Pssst-you don’t get fangs. You must be thinking of True Blood. Don’t tell Rob, you’ll make him jealous b/c he just gets to sparkle.)
I read several places that she actually IS pregnant! Is this true, or are they making assumptions just by looking at an ill-fitting dress?
Anyone would look pregnant in that black sock of a dress, Old One! I know I would…
Me too, MC, me too.
Fangs trump sparkles, sorry Rob.
Well if Steph’s not pregnant then I highly suggest she takes a look in the mirror before she steps out because that dress certainly hides nothing
Particularly before you step out with one of the most photographed celebs in the world. Duh.
Stephbert!!! Bawahahhhhaaaaa
I like him in those jeans…really like like him in those jeans…*swoon*
I also might be having a fantasy about him and Jimmy Fallon. Oh lumberjack Rob…yum.
Why is Monty Python’s Lumberjack Song going through my head? Rob would appreciate this, cause he’s British. I think he loves Monty Python, he seems the type. I also sing this to my husband, he too has a beard. But he doesn’t find me funny.
I love the Lumberjack song- a classic.
He’s a lumberjack and he’s Ok…
Totally sang the same thing when I saw the word…
Getting a visual, getting a visual…of Rob the Lumberjack when he “puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars”. Oh my.
Any mention of Monty Python is FTW. My day has been made.
“I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.”
I am just friggin embarrassed for Stephenie wearing a dress like that when she is not preggers. She isn´t , preggers I mean, or is she? If so congrats! If not , burn the dress dear, or lose a few pounds. ( and I can say that as I am far fatter than her and I wouldn´t be caught dead looking like I was ready to pop if I am not)
I have one word for Stephanie: Spanx
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I would love to hear that Rob’s caught himself a cougar! But I don’t think he’s dumb enough to knock one up. When he’s fifty and resembles the fan art from last w/e’s post, that’s the time to get someone knocked up. But then it’ll be a twenty-something gold digger a la Mel Gibson. Come to think of it, Rob, just keep using condoms, no matter what they tell you.
And Stephanie, if you’re not pregnant, I agree w/ Cazza-spanx. And no more Hot Pockets w/ Rob.
The excited guard is hysterical and “Yes, she is pregnant with Rob’s child.” I swear I thought that before even reading (the preg part – not the Rob’s baby part) poor Stephanie – what was she thinking?!
great story, great jeans, great rob – is tom wearing sandals? no words for his agent….
no, he’s wearing the shoes Rob was wearing for 2008 MTV VMA
http://twitpic.com/2ka0aw
*coughclownshoescough*
“this security guard can’t contain his excitement and he breaks into song” That’s sooo what I would be doing! I’m a little dramatic, what can I say?!
Happy Wednesday everyone!! It’s always a good day when there’s an LTR!!! Thanks girls!
Did anyone else wonder why the security guard looks suspiciously like Saddam Hussein? Perhaps he actually escaped prison and execution and got a job in Hollywood, guarding handsome young actors and singing “That’s Amore!” to them.
A fabulous post in classic LTR style! Thanks, UC.
Ooops, I wrote that below, before I read your comment sorry, TOO!
It is Saddam, we both see it!
Just a theory,but…doesn’t it seem that Rob always gets in Papz trouble when stewie is out of the country,if he isn’t crashing Hollywood parties,getting cornered on a Malibu street,cruising L.A. streets in the “NOVA” (which i love!),and it always seems his 2 favorite co-conspirators are TomStu and Steph….such bad influences and her being pregnant…..stewie needs to come home and put him back on lock down.
uhm WHAT?! no no no she does not need to come back. long live the bromance!
Steph (and little stephanie inside the womb) are now an offical part of the brit-pack. That child’s going to grow up crazy if her mummy is still repping Robbie.
That’s kinda normal behavior for a 24 yr old man, isn’t it? Hanging w/ buds, getting drunk, getting chased by the paps. When my husband was 24, I could always expect a call saying “Honey, I’m drunk, come get me” or “Honey, I got a DUI, come get me” or “Honey, I’m drunk and horny, come get me” or “Honey, there are men w/ long lens cameras chasing me down the street, come get me.” (OK, maybe not the last one.) Sow those wild oats, Rob! (I like oats, Rob….I’d like to try YOURS!)
Oh man, that really could be Josh Charles… with my Rob! (Is he The Good Wife guy?) Dream come true… Loved him on Sports Night!
*runs to post office to mail Rob some effing socks*
What about poor little Tom Stu who was hoping to be carried by Rob to the car (I mean if you don’t believe pigs can fly when you’re drunk, when can you) then probably crushed on the floor among running paparazzi. Maybe if someone’s in the neighbourhood, they can still find him sleep, with a shoe mark on his face and the beanie as a pillow.
I am definitely NOT likin’ that beard on Rob! I hope he soon gets rid of it, ’cause it’s a bloody shame to have that incredibly gorgeous face all covered up! I need to see those beautiful cheek bones!
I guess I should have said: I need to see all of his gorgeous face along with those beautiful cheekbones!
cheekbones you say… go read LTT today. Rob’s cheekbones made it into the post.
LMAO! Guess his cheekbones are a pretty popular item for discussion!
Forget the cheeks (his behind is flat). Just, lets see his “bone”..
@ Hermes! Ok, I agree with you; Thanks for keeping me focused on the more important goals! lol
A thumbs down??? I can’t believe someone would rather see that beard, instead of his beautiful face! I love him scruffy, but not bearded.
Beardward does have his fans. Mystifying, but true. I come to terms with the beard because it means Rob is having some down time and he’s been working like a maniac. But aesthetically — not his best look.
I have nothing to say other than the fact that THAT was hilarious!!
This is why I love you: UC, Moon & LTR!
Is “Excited Guard” Saddam Hussein?
and
What random concert shirt is TomStu wearing? I know he loves to wear 80′s ballad singers merch, who’s this? Meatloaf?
…Meatloaf or Tom Lykus?
Lou Reed?
Corey Hart?
Sam Bradley? TomStu always supports his friends! (twss)
Steve Miller Band. You can see it on the fan website.
“I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker. I play my music in the suuun! Sure don’t want to hurt no oooone!”
Dear Rob
I know, I know – I have been away for soooooo long my dear boy. Have you been missing me? You are often in my thoughts, but sometimes real life just has to come first. I have to say I almost feel normal again, though all I have to do is glance at one of your photos for the old heart to start thumping again.
But not the pics with the beard.
Or that bloody baseball cap. For gawd’s sake you are an englishman .. what’s with the caps? The beanie is hot. The cap … not so much.
It’s not like the caps help to disguise who you are now is it? Or the beard for that matter.
You are clearly an old hand at all this daft pap stuff in LA now so, hold your head up high and let the hair out babes. You know you want to.
And I want you to too …
And other things as well.
x0x EG
Robbie, we have one thing to say to you:
RELEASE THE HAIR!
Yeah, I know, the beard and the caps are wearing old and not working as disguises anymore, right? (Plus they don’t look so good, I agree.)
So here’s a new suggestion, Rob: get yourself a monk’ s habit, complete with rope around the waist and deep hood. If you carry a Bible around too, people will think you’ re a religious nut and give you a wide berth, even in West Hollywood. No, wait, that’s a bad idea! Then I’ll have no more pictures of your cheek bones!
@Maria
Too Late (re: wearing a monk suite in Hollyweird)
There ALREADY IS A PERV who wears one. He calls himself Jesus– ahem. I’ve seen him myself. He asked me for a $fiver5. He’s also been featured on TMz a few times. He’s got the beard as well. But he wears Birkenstocks (not dirty old black Nike’s) .
is she really pregnant? the first thing I thought when I saw these pictures was dude! she seriously needs a good stylist… like really bad… her style is atrocious. I want to call stacy and clinton in the worst way on her. If I were working for the most popular man in hollywood right now you better believe I would be called rachel zoe in my free time!
Except that English people think she’s a crazy stick drawing that forces women into the body shape/clothes size of a 7 yr old boy. Here in England we’re not as obsessed with ‘perfection’. She’ll probably look at the pics, bin the dress & not think too much about it.
UC, you are absolutely hilarious. The first thing I do every morning is log on here and hope there’s a new LTR. LMAO on this one! Truly a classic. I hope Rob is reading.
Love you. Love Rob. Love TomStu. Love Rob. (Oh, I already said that)!
TomStu?? did someone mention my little cupcake?? (le sigh). — TomStu’s a lucky guy to have Robbie give him a piggyback ride.
how um..sweet. Sam actually looks non-plussed. Stephanie looks like she wants to go into labor. Where was Nick Frenkel in all this? Hiding behind the pate somewhere? He should have been the one out their doing guard work. In anycase, don’t you notice Robbie looks a lot happier without Stewmeat? aka Princess Frownie Face? 
- ps. childs name: I love the name Stephbert, . Anything but Renesmee!
You know, I’m all for casual for young guys going out in Hollywood, but why oh why does he always opt for “Hot Mess”? To an Emmy party? Um, no.
And I am fucking sick those fugly baseball hats. Come on Rob, you’re British. Have you even been to a baseball game? If you simply MUST cover your incredible bush, go with the beanie. And I don’t even like the beanie.
Um, did you mean his hair, or his . . . other hair (also known as a bush). Either one, I’m going to make me a sign in sparkly puffy paint to hold up at the next premiere: FREE THE HAIR NOW!
@TOO I think the sign should say “FREE THE BUSH!!!” There’s oh so many ways you could take it!
LMFAO!! “Free the bush!”
Rob: Please bring back the SexDrive hair and please don’t cover it with a ballcap.
@KB- Your name always throws me! But it reminds me that if I’m lucky enough to ever meet a celeb it’s probably gonna be K (with my luck). So I decided I’m just gonna throw my arm around her shoulder and put on my biggest smile for the camera! (oh the irony of that pic…priceless)
Sorry About that! The name has really come back to haunt me. Everyone mistakable thinks I’m a Stew lover (or *gasp* Robstener) when really she’s my in with Rob. Sloppy seconds ya know! JK. But, really bad name on my part and once I realized what everyone was thinking, it was just too late to change it. Because it’s just who I have become.
Haha! robsfuturemate, yes, of course, that’s infinitely better! Imma get out my art supplies and start working on my poster now. FREE THE BUSH!
The britpack was at Sam’s birthday party, where Rob must have had one or two beers, then they all went to Emmy’s after-party to encounter Steph. That’s the reason Rob is dressed in a holed tshirt and old shoes.
The question is: why is he gone to encounter pregnant Steph? Why the hell Tom jumped over Rob’s shoulders at the exit? Maybe Tom was 2nd hand embarassed and as a good friend tried do hide the moment. Rob didn´t seem to like the joke. And why Rob seems to be a little out? Was he drunkard?
Hey, l like lumberjack Rob! mmm I like him any day any way. This is hilarious btw!
Yay, Robsessedgirl is back!! I missed you and your love of the karate pants!
awh shucks. the karate pants needed representation! I missed everyone!
Where have you been?! Did you start school or were you on vacay looking for Rob?
today is school! D: I tried looking for Rob in Delaware, but no such luck. something tells me he wouldn’t fare well at the beach, he doesn’t like heat.
Have a great day at school! And, since Rob’s been in LA all summer I think he’s getting used to the heat. It’s was stinking hot here a couple of weeks ago!
oh god… breathe… i just lost it with the security guard breaking out into “that’s amore”… if my boss comes in (i’m currently at work) and sees me dying of laughter like this she might send me to a mental ward (or just fire me). priceless.
oh, and she’s defs in labor… but her baby bump’s not big enough for it to be rob’s… i feel like any woman impregnated by him would give birth to a giant 12 lb grizzly monster (at least that’s all i can think of when he’s been going around looking all scrungy like that recently).
LOL great post! I love it!
When I saw those pics the other day I thought the same thing, I was wondering if Stephanie was preggers! LOL. And then I thought, hmmm those shoes look so familiar.
Rob, well he’s hot to me, I don’t like the fuzzy beard but I still love him
. The piggy back ride in the beginning was hilarious until I got jealous. I mean, gosh men are getting piggy back rides from Rob? 
What about me?
Dear Rob,
Can’t I be your spidermonkey even for 5 minutes? I can’t believe I’m jealous of Tom now….for crying out loud.
Love,
SB
*evil eye at TomStu* That homewrecking whore….
@Ros-
Waaghh. Don’t call my little cupcake a “homewrecking whore”!!… He can’t help it if he’s beautiful. Those high cheek bones, dark hair, full lips and blue eyes (sigh). He’s got the pretty. In fact he’s prettier than most girls. I’m sure he gets lots of piggyback rides.
aye carumba! he IS a homewrecking whore!!
I know, I love RobStu (I ‘ship it!
). =) But that doesn’t mean he isn’t a homewrecking whore! He still is. And that’s okay w/me.
TomStu=homewrecking whore.
I didn’t know you liked Tom!
No, I like RobStu! lol
@ SB Actually, I don’t know Tom that much. I’ve only seen one interview and he is quite funny. But I love how they act around e/o. They’re hilarious!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! That was hilarious!!
Forgot to mention the security guard, LMAO! Perfect caption! Oh dear….the situation is so tense and so absurb at the same time.
I’m glad Rob can let himself go for a while….however I’m really missing the jawporn! Rob, ya hear me? Please bring in the jawporn for me?
<3 Thanks.
Ok I told Robsessed_girl and SB about this on Twitter yesterday but since we’re on this topic, I’ll say it again.
My mom and my sister came over to my new home (!!!) yesterday and we watched E! News together. Anywho, after Juliana Ran-whatshername was gushing about the dresses at the Emmy’s, Rob came out looking like a hobo crashing the afterparty. I told them, “If I met Rob in Downtown looking like that, I’d say: ‘Here’s $5, Sir. Please promise me you won’t use it for drugs.’ ” and the walk away. Probably not cause I don’t have the balls to do it. Lol And then I started to think about his reaction. What would he do/say? Probably just laugh? Most likely. =)
I wuv you, homewrecking whore 2.0.
If you did that, you would not only be my hero forever, I would double whatever you gave him. Consider it a moneymaking venture. This offer not restricted to roslynselene — that would be beyond funny.
How relieved would he be to hear something other than “YOU’RE SO HOT!”? I think he would look at you in shock and then crack up. Which would cause him to be so beautiful you would either (1) launch yourself at him, (2) throw up, (3) pass out or (4) all of the above. Any option, an afternoon well spent.
Bhahaha I’d go back and say, “Bitch, you have millions! But since I’m SO nice, you could buy me a drink with those 5 bucks I just gave you.” And he’d HAVE to do it. See what I just did? I reeled him in. He fell for my trap. And that’s our plan. *rubs hands together in an evil manner* Yesss! Lol
I am in rapt awe. You are clearly an evil, I mean robsessed, genius.
I’d go with option 2. Everytime I might possibly meet Rob (and never did) I feel like I have to throw up or pee! Either one does not promote a long lasting relationship with the Pretty, me thinks!
Dear Robbie:
The girls have spoken.
1- Release the hair!
2- Get rid of the beard (oh wait, she’s down in Argentina filming a 3-way)
3- Keep TomStu and the britpack (love the bromance!)
4- Pregger Steph is cool too.
5- Its that time of the month to take a bath and change your clothes (psst we heard the Salvation army is having a sale buy 3 get 1 free). -So you can share with your BFF.
ps. TomStu looks like he’s having way too much fun! I’m jealous. You owe us all a piggy back ride as well.
Oh no, oh no, now you’ve got me apopleptic, sneezing and weeping helpless with laughter again.. That singing security guard..OMG..and ROBANIE?? Did you actually come up with this stuff? Can I come live in your mind, UC, pleeease?
Stephbert is a better name for the child (if its a girl)
And if Stephanie Ritz’s child is a boy?
Robenie is fine.
Loves
Derelicte, perchance?
Total post fail. That was a reply to someone talking about Yves Saint Laurent or whoever up above. I believe Zoolander to be a documentary about the fashion world. Seriously, if they sold this style, people would buy it.
I’m calling Rob’s style “Mad Dogs and Englishmen”..
Which is all the rage in LA. Where else would you see guys and girls wearing plaid (flannel and cotton) wool benies and trucker hats with dirty stained T’s and jeans? Oh forgot to mention, this is in the height of summer’s 90+ degree heat (which last until oct). — Mad dogs and englishman I say!
Ha! Lebanon, Ohio? WTF?
brillz UC
so glad rob is up to his old antics!
love tomstu so much!!
poor cathycoug must be having seizures over stephbert.
OK, I’ve been staring at that gif for too many minutes, and I see what’s happening is Rob and TomStu horsing around and being idiots like a couple of 8 year olds, and Stephanie’s head whips around and she glares at them, and they suddenly stop, with big eyes and apologetic looks on their faces! She’s totally “cut that out right now, or I’m sending you both home with no Heinekens and no sleepover!” Go ahead, let it play over a few times and you’ll see what I mean.
Totes see that, TOO! They try to look all innocent, like “What, we weren’t doing anything”. Those boys are whipped!!!
Also can tote see Sam checking out both boys and there backsides! Ahhh, the BritPack
Sam was just jealous he wasn’t in on the fun, stealing Rob’s hat and giving him a big noogie, before Stephanie caught them and made them behave.
Giving Rob a noogie!!! hahaha
I think it’s hilarious how she got them in line — but oh how I wish she hadn’t been there! How long would the piggyback have lasted? Would have been hilarious to see when their own filters kicked in . . .
What ever happend to the Pattinson pants lady?
I miss her and Amanduh and those oddly entertaining Twi-vids she used to shoot and star in (but the bad girls from LTR teased her endlessly and she ended up pulling them from You Tube (sigh)– naughty naughty.
Anyway I have an update on ROSIE THE ELEPHANT from Water-for Elephants here. Do you think she tried this on Robbie at any point??
I’m scarred for life…
Yes, where was the warning for that vid! NASTY!!!
I have missed all this (whatever it was) with RL…I work 9 months out of the year…no I do not do surrogacy for a living (Sept is a Rosalieonherperiodforeternity for me). Too funny UC!
In all fairness Rob and his buddy’s never went to college so to show up at a ‘party’ like that not 2nd-hand-embarassed…they are only early 20′s…totally ok at that age! Maybe in his time off he is watching Saved by the Bell the College Years or PeterFan loaned him 90210 the college years (great seasons). LOL
90210 and SBTB the College Years FTW!!!! The brit pack and their antics could rival Zach, Slater and Screech!!
I actually love guys who dress nicely, but I even more love the IDGAF (that’s an acronym, right?) attitude on Rob. Plus he looks better scruffy in normal clothes than mortals (even Hollywood mortals) dressed up. It’s the beard that puts it over the edge to meh.
OT can someone tell me how to put a picture for my avi? Although I warn you, it’s just going to be a sea otter. Cute, but boring.
gravatar.com was really easy with step by step directions! And the sea otter was gonna have Rob’s face on it, right?!
[...] for even a long weekend. Now…. I have time to think about how bored I am. And besides an embarrassing show to a Emmy after party in what might as well have been sweats & a holey tshirt, Rob & the rest of the Twi cast has [...]