Catching up on all I’ve missed about Rob Pattinson

Dear Rob,

With the prepping for the holidays, the actual holidays and then recovering from the holidays, I’ve barely had any time to check what you’re up to! And since I haven’t heard many rumors about you’re life, I just assumed you weren’t up to anything. I haven’t even read my go-to-for-the-best-Rob-news site Robsessed in like… WEEEKS. Are you still in Brazil jumping off stuff? Well, turns out I DID miss stuff. Not that any of it is that great. Actually most of it is QUITE a snore, but at least it’s something, right!? Since the LTR readers tend to follow in the footsteps of Moon & UC – not because we rule (we do) but because we’re all pretty similar and, well, Normal, I figured I wasn’t the only one who missed what you’ve been up to. So let’s get to it:

First up, here is a list of stuff I’m not really going to mention but was part of your life in the past month: Water for Elephants trailer was released; We were too busy to break it down; WFE release date got pushed back 1 week; You went home to London; You went to Iowa? (Confused about that one. And care TOO little to research it further); You probably washed your hair; Bel-ami is not going to be at Sundance Film Festival; You were in some rag mags with untrue stories about your love life; You won some meaningless awards given to you by sites & media desperate to use your name to gain readership.

And in slightly more interesting news:

TONIGHT, You will join Kristen & Taylor to make the trinity complete at the People’s Choice awards:

And let me tell you how this story ends: You, Kristen & Taylor (and Eclipse) win every category you are nominated in. Dear John stands no chance up against you. Tina Fey & Steve Carell might as well go to the nursing home- they’ll never beat youngsters like you 3. And because of this, if anything else is on at 9 pm tonight, I’ll skip the show & just look at pictures later. But let’s be honest… Nothing else will be on & I’ll probably end up sucked in, face pressed up to the TV glass waiting for any glimpse of your elbow in the side of the screen. Sigh….

You’re going to present at the Golden Globes

Which means that on Monday January 17th, we might actually have something INTERESTING to blog about. Or at the very least super hot (please!) pictures or at least a 2nd-hand embarrassing video where you spit or say a weird British phrase that means something opposite in American. Wee!!

You were named #4 on the GQ (UK) Best Dressed 2011 list! Which is great… Except… Remember how you were #1 on the list last year??? Because you wore outfits like this:

Rob Pattinson modeling Wal-mart’s finest

Wow. That sure is #1 right there. It’s no wonder you moved to #4 this past year. You really went down a notch wearing stuff like a sweater from the dumpster outside of Walmart! Can’t get much lower than that, Robbie-pie!

And then there is my personal favorite news tidbit from the past few weeks. THIS picture:

I’m climbing in your windows (I’m snatching your people up..)

First of all, I have NO idea when it appeared. Apparently last month. Although it’s from LAST Christmas. But I can’t get enough. Seriously. I printed it out & hung it on my fridge. We have everything right here!!!

There’s Dick who either just woke up or is super sick (GET BETTER DICK! FROM WHATEVER YOU HAD LAST YEAR!) And then there is a MYSTERY WOMAN. No… not the one holding your hand, although I’m not sure who that is either cuz it’s OBVIOUSLY NOT KRISTEN, but the woman that Dick is holding on to. Moon insists it’s Claire, but I’m not convinced. Would Claire really wear a leopard print hat like Snooki? And is Claire wearing a Bubble jacket? Am I spelling Claire right? So many questions.

And then KRISTEN- I just… just…. actually have nothing to say about her. She looks sleepy?

In fact, you all do- either this is before dawn, early am Christmas picture before going to Grandma Pattinson’s house. Or LATE at night- after mucho eggnog & dancing in front of the fire (Obviously a Dick Pattz favorite activity on Christmas Eve!)

Do I HAVE to point out that your shirt says OBEY? Um, okay. Whatever you wish, Mr. Pattinson. And where did you get your height? Either Grandpop Pattz is a giant or your adopted. I hate to break it to you- but did you ever actually see pictures of your mom in the hospital with you? And look at those curtains! Edward would approve!! And what is hanging on the Pattinson family Christmas tree? Apples? TWILIGHT APPLES? Gift from Stephenie, I’m sure.

(and I’m trying not to mention it but I kinda have to mention it… this is obviously a super private photo so either a Pattinson cousin was on Santa’s naughty list in 2010 for sending that photo to the WRONG friend last year, or someone is hacking into either Rob or Kristen’s cell phone. I’m just saying)

So, it isn’t a ton- in fact it’s barely anything, but it’s a new year- and we’re kicking it off right TONIGHT at the People’s Choice awards. And then again in a few weeks at the Golden Globes. And since I’m just as behind on my Twilight news, I think you all should be headed to Vancouver pretty soon- if you’re not there already- and Vancouver-Rob is my favorite Rob! I think we might get some more interesting news yet! And if not, I can always get a chuckle (and feel super creeped out by the fact that I HAVE this picture) by looking at the Pattinson family Christmas photo from 2009 hanging on my fridge!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Did I miss anything else? PLEASE tell me something much more amazing happened so I can stop being SO bored with Rob lately!

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99 Responses to “Catching up on all I’ve missed about Rob Pattinson”

  1. melronin says:

    Dear Rob

    You being a presenter at the Golden Globes this year was the best news I heard in ages about you! That is great honi and am very proud of you!
    Also having the opportunity to look at you a lil in the PCA tonight is a great New Years gift…awww thanks to Summit for letting you out of the cage for an hour…will send those people a box of…cheep greek wine!!!

    BUT as UC said all else was really boring stuff so I found myself doing a lil detectivework out of boredom and…I have to ask you a question…cause it’s bothering me since days…
    You remember that picture of you and Kstew from NYE on IOW? Yep…am still there…the one they say (yet again) that you kiss…the one we can see Tom in the background and Kstew’s hair from behind…and your half back head???
    Ok…my question is…
    Baby..did you remove your moles???
    Cause I know that you have two moles on the left side of your neck…and I just can’t see them on that picture!

    So either me is getting a lil crazy here…or you really had some lazerwork done on your neck…or people are a lil too desperate…

    Would appreciate if you could get me out of my misery or my boredom love!!!

    XO
    Mel

    • Robsessedgirl says:

      that is definitely not Rob in the supposedly kissing picture, thank god.

    • roslynselene says:

      Yeah, he apparently did get the laser work done AND got his mouth rearranged to his cheek. (If they are ‘indeed’ kissing) Awwwwwwkward.

    • melronin says:

      uhhh Summit guys is that you??
      okokok…
      will send you a box of Dom Perignon!!!!!
      can I do anything else for you???

      LMFAO!!!!!!

    • Alex says:

      I dont think that Picture tells you anything to say that they kissed or they didnt.Some fans are so invested that they are convinced that the photo is a proof of kissing.LOL We are just like tabloids who make stories based on a pap picture.

      Can single photo tell you what really happened? I am sure We all are more mature than that.

      Just moving on…Can I see pre laser photo of him? Now we are talikng about something interesting. It is worth our attention than NYE kiss.LOL
      ——

      Hey UC,

      How do we know that is his parents house or his relatives house? I mean forget about Rob and Kristen but Claire all dressed up with a winter jacket and a hat in her own home?

      —–

      Its a NEW year ladies,

      so bring some positivity to this site. Please dont make this site is like……U know what i mean. We dont have to like everyone in his life. But BE respectful.

      Remember….”We are collage educated professional mature fan site”

      Looking forward to see his prelaser photo and PCA

      • pukesten says:

        i don’t go on kstew or robsten sites and suggest what they discuss so unless your UC/Moon (in fairness they don’t do that either,) I don’t think it’s really a good idea here either

        oh and I wasn’t one of the people who pressed the thumbs down button cos i’m “collage educated professional mature .”

        • Alex says:

          I dont go to Robsten sites either. But I do post on Robs fan site. I am sure this is one of fan site. I realised a long time ago that most of you dont like Kristen. But you regular posters used to have more sarcastic hidden way of showing that. Its was mature and can be expected from people who are intelligent. If we start insulting people in his life I dont see any difference between those shippera and haters. We are not 14yr olds.

          I have a feeling some of the posters who post here are also post in Showbizspy? I dont know. That site can be really discusting on Rob and Kristen posts.

          I really expect Rob fans to have more maturity than others. I always enjoy good sarcastic humorous comments you ladies used to post.

          • melronin says:

            hmmmmm…let’s see…
            since you obviously reply to me Alex…
            I guess I am…
            a. immature
            b. not inteligent enough
            c. not sarcastic enough
            d. clearly unrespectful
            e. clearly having a bad humor
            f. not loving Rob enough
            g. clearly not worthy of commenting on this site

            what else…..feel free to add to my list honi…
            Happy New Year to you too…

            XO

          • Alex says:

            I clearly replied to pukesten not to you meronin.

            If you wanted to reply my reply to my request about Robs lazer work. I was interested in that.

            Pls check my comments again.Sometime the most intelligent people miss the obvious.LOL

          • Alex says:

            I clearly replied to pukesten not to you melronin.

            If you wanted to reply then reply to my request about Robs laser work. I was interested in that.

            Pls check my comments again.Sometime the most intelligent people miss the obvious.LOL

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Pretty sure the laser thing is a joke, just so you know.

  2. I was also out of the loop w/ a sleepless exhausting pre-holyday week (oh, the joy of presents) + an hyperactive ski week (not to mention enquiring eyes at all the drunk disguised Brits in the resort, and let me tell, there are many of them, so that was pretty exhausting too, you know in case RobStu was hiding under a duck jumper in boxer briefs w/ no pants -true story-) but I kicked the year right w/ all the stalking DMs from my Twitter friends. Emotion thanks with tears in my eyes.

    Whaa, that was a short interesting phrase on my more interesting than Rob life that everyone wants to hear about. #sarcasm

    In other words, HAVE A FABULOUS YEAR everyone, lots of Rob online and SOME IRL!

    • P.S. OMG the Christmas pic breakdown. And the Snooki hat!!! I won’t even go there, I have major hopes for next year Christmas dinner at the Pattinsons. Bahaha
      Hoping it’s not Italian dresscode.

      • Cath says:

        Hey MP! Happy New Year to you too! And that last pic cracks me up, hahaha, in so many ways! I think he better wear his Santa hat, or maybe he had been wearing that one and pulled it of just before the pic…hehehe. ;-)

  3. JellyBeanRainbow says:

    So so so much happened, but then I read Robbie-pie washed his hair and I forgot about the rest.

  4. Robsessedgirl says:

    All I can focus on any more is the Water For Elephants trailer and anything concerning that movie. my excitement can’t be contained. and how good he looks right now, damn. she needs to stop sucking the life out of him, though.

  5. superhumanmoron says:

    I would just like to point out Picture #2. That is clearly a cell phone in his pocket. Further illustrating that the infamous picture last year was NOT a cell phone. Ahem.

  6. enviro says:

    I dug that they went back to IOW. I don’t know about the kissing pic, but it seemed clear that they went back together. I know what I’m doing next NYE! Just kidding. I think.

    • enviro says:

      P.S. Seriously, WTH is up with that xmas photo?!?! That is some cold stuff to put that out there. Someone was very naughty, I agree.

  7. robsfuturemate says:

    I too went some time without looking at Robsessed, decided to last night and got a little excited for the PCA’s! I mean, actual footage of Rob walking up and down steps, clapping, giggling and hopefully talking?! What’s not to love?

  8. Katie S says:

    I don’t even know what to say… I’m just… so. happy! *sob*

  9. Brenn says:

    Dear Rob,
    I about fell out of my chair when UC mentioned you went to Iowa. Iowa?!?!? Who goes to Iowa? Being a native of that state, I was very interested in that tibit of info. So I threw down my stack of Payables (aka ‘work’) and started researching your supposed visit. Hey, some things take precedence.

    Wow, I found photos of you in ‘Iowa’! Interestingly, they look EXACTLY like the NYE photos taken on the Isle of Wright. Geez, Rob, can’t people get it right? (or should I say, ‘Wright’?) The infamous island may be abbreviated as IOW, but that doesn’t mean it’s IOWA.

    Sorry for the inept internet reporting. But if you ever need an Iowa tour guide, I’m your girl. We can find all sorts of places to hide. ;)

    • Brenn says:

      Forgot to mention, I’ve told the offending site (thanks UC for passing on the info — you and Moon are the best!) Isle of Wight is not Iowa. Guess I’m a geography teacher today.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        I do rather enjoy the idea of Rob in some random overgrown cornfield in Iowa on NYE. Waiting for the aliens (or Meryl Streep circa Bridges of Madison County) to find him. Actually, it’s about time freaking there was a sequel to Bridges of Madison County. Rob could play a reclusive celebrity living in an old farmhouse (The Reclusive Celebrities of Madison County?). He spends his days playing guitar, his nights posting fake photos to Rob fan sites, in order to lead the press astray. A People reporter comes looking for him…and endures many scenes where she steps in horseshit. Again and again. Later on, when looking through the town dumpster, she finds endless Hot Pocket boxes, ratty Walmart sweatshirts, and Heineken bottles, which she traces back to his house. She knocks on his door, he answers, and she is never seen again.

        • Brenn says:

          That’s a great idea! Start the screenplay now. ;)

          Funny thing is, **I was in Iowa on NYE**. Ah, way too cold to be in some random cornfield — it was flippin’ freezing that night! Sorry, Rob wouldn’t be outside — he’d be inside with me, relaxing on a bear skin rug by a roaring fire. Be.still.my.heart. Um, yeah, that’s a NYE I believe I’d rather enjoy.

        • maggie says:

          Rob and me in a remake of The Bridges of Madison County. **sigh**. Makes me want to go to acting school. Yeay. A new fantasy to ruminate over during *cough, cough* private “fantasy” time.

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            BMC had some great lines. “So, do you want more eggs or should we just fuck on the linoleum one last time?”

    • Bea says:

      Kellan goes to Iowa, Rob goes to IOW. Not the same thing.

  10. shinegirl says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Being the serial lurker that I am, it is gems like this that bring me out of the shadows.

    The family Christmas pic from last year was hilarious on it’s own, but the Antoine Dodson quote brings it to a whole ‘nother level of awesome.

    Ya betta hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya kids hide ya wife………

  11. Janetrigs says:

    Please let someone get offended today so I can type yell at them. Please.

    Also Go TEAM PURPLE!

  12. niahid says:

    Do you think he’ll bring a date to Golden Globe?

    • roslynselene says:

      Yes! He’s going to bring that big breasted Brazilian fan. Something tells me she’s going to wear a golden dress. ;)

  13. no cool name says:

    Funny post, UC. Good work!

  14. JustGoWithIt says:

    Vancouver, really? If only I was a good enough fan for that to be reason enough to start strolling downtown streets going to Rob’s supposed favorite restaurants, and scouting out possible good shooting locations and hang out there.

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  16. natalie1508 says:

    All I can think of when looking at these pics of Rob is Bigfoot. I don’t get it either.

  17. LiLi says:

    confession: i skipped the text and went straight to the bottom pic. and now, i. can’t. stop. looking. or giggling.

    geez, hair much?? borrow your fake mom’s hat there ron.

    and i am hoping that’s a tree behind him, cause it kinda looks like antlers. yes, i have been actually looking at it THAT long.

    • Alex says:

      I am pretty sure that Claire borrowed his hat. Because I cant imagine Claire wearing a hat like that in her own home and Rob not wearing a hat to cover his wild hair. LOL

      Oh Rob, You just make me happy. Thats why I love you soooo much.

  18. maggie says:

    Dear Rob:

    Re that Christmas picture that shouldn’t have emerged on the internet, but did: My main problem with this picture is not about what is happening on the stew’s left shoulder, but, rather…..WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR HAIR??? Gazing upon, thinking about, and fantasizing about running my fingers through your hair is one of my reasons for getting up in the morning. What the hell happened here????? Did you just get up? Did you change conditioners? Did you just get back from an audition for the part of the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz? Please explain yourself, baby……

    P.S. Still love you, of course

  19. Mieze says:

    ” Did you change conditioners?…”

    LMFAO

  20. roslynselene says:

    Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be watching PCA’s (mostly because last year’s TCA’s, VMA’s, and MTVMA’s, made me think if a paper cut to my wrists would be end me faster than the actual show). I’m not going through that again. I’ll be happy with the Rob bits when they appear on YT or something.

    Sorry, Rob. I can’t. I just can’t. But you can bet your sweet (ohhhh sweet sweet) ass I’ll be watching you on the Golden Globes. :P

  21. Bea says:

    Sometime in the past couple weeks one of the posts about a delicious “outtake” that surfaced mentioned how Rob has only taken 4 bad photos in his life. We couldn’t think of any beyond the scary pre-pubescent scarf and loafers one. Here we have another.

  22. blondieinco says:

    That Christmas pic has made me laugh all day! Thanks so much for posting that UC :)

  23. Barbara says:

    I always end up ROFL at your posts! Love it, keep up the great commentary! ;)

  24. LatersBaby says:

    I love you U.C.! I am so out of the loop too–I read this and turned it the TV.

  25. LatersBaby says:

    Dear Rob,

    I’m watching the PCA. I’d like to offer my services to you and Stephanie Ritz as an Assistant Publicist. Did you listen to what Zac Efferon (is that is name?) just said? That’s why he wins this things, and you, my dear, do not (these days).

    Start smiling a little more for the camera. Listen to Dick a little more and other ‘people’ a little less.

    Loves,
    Laters x

    • roslynselene says:

      What did Zefron say? *sigh* I can’t wait till these silly awards are dead and done. I saw 2 clips of the awards and awkward doesn’t even begin to cover it. Not.At.All. I hope the Golden Globes turn out better than that shit.

      • LatersBaby says:

        Awkward? You’re right, it doesn’t cover it. It was F*in painful. Now I really think I should run into the closet.

        Z-man made some heartfelt but appropriately simple speech about being bewildered as a child star, but relying on the consistency of fans who support him. That’s what I remember, anyway. Maybe I’ll listen to him tomorrow and be wrong…but it was definitely prepared, simple, and humble.

        Um…you three couldn’t come up with something during the plane ride? You knew you were winning. I’m actually a little ashamed right now. No, I’m definitely ashamed. Hey Pattinson, this would be a good occasion for a tie.

        Ok, everyone can yell at me now.

        Laters

        • roslynselene says:

          It’s the freaking truth! Jesus Christ tonight was not a good night for ANY of them. Their “speeches” (esp K)…gah! Every.Single.Time. :facepalm: Oh Rob. Oh Robby Robby Rob. *sigh* You all need some help on how to accept a lousy award. At least “act”. Hello! That’s why you won the darn thing!

        • roslynselene says:

          “I can guarantee they wrote speeches…Thanks People’s Choice for the phone. I think I broke it already.” Dammit, Rob! I can’t stay mad at you. God, you always win me over by being adorkable. :D

          I’m f*cked. :(

          • LatersBaby says:

            Seeing it writing is killing me LMAO.
            I felt a little guilty calling you, “Pattinson” in the post, Rob.
            But like niahad, tough love time.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          I agree. I think Efron’s speech was a nice heartfelt sentiment that flowed! I didn’t analyze the whole thing but it just didn’t seem so awkard!

          K actually wasn’t that bad IMO, considering her obvious nervousness, embarassament or whatev. And I was glad she thanked Wyck!! That man has stuck through the whole saga!

          And the phone! Anybody else want to see that phone in Rob’s pocket?! hehe

          • robsfuturemate says:

            And those two really need to be thankful for Taylor. He saves them every time! (as much as he can)

          • LatersBaby says:

            Amen! And what would she do if she couldn’t run her hands all over Tay in public while imagining it’s Rob’s arm she’s hanging onto for support.

    • niahid says:

      I’m with you laters. It’s time to give some tough love to Rob.
      He should be a pro by now. Damn it.

    • Brenn says:

      Very hard to watch. I couldn’t believe I actually had to force myself to keep my eyes on the TV. Taylor seemed to be the class act of the three. Kristen did her normal ‘all embarrassed’ thing, as expected. (sidenote: I loved her dress and makeup).

      Rob, well, I thought he looked like a gawky teenager.
      For a second, I even wondered what I see in him. What was with the metallic Members Only jacket?” Was he trying to be matchy-matchy with KStew’s gold mini dress?

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        Members Only was the first thing that came to my mind too, LOL. I think I’m going to stick with my Rob had a sick stomach theory. He threw up on the plane and had to change into the emergency set of clothes? That would explain a lot. Maybe Taylor ordered the chicken & Rob ordered the fish.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I don’t know what persuaded me to watch the debacle that was the PCA (yah, I do – ROB). I was hoping it might help me sleep, but instead it made me question the level of intelligence of nearly every actor on the planet. Queen Latifah – OOOF. She can be funny, she can be charming, she can be witty, but WTF, all she did was throw down verbal assaults like Gilbert Gottfried. God, I never thought I’d say this, but after last night’s show, I was tempted to jump ship over to Team Taylor. At least he was dressed appropriately, not giggling constantly, and acted reasonable. No wonder K-Stew kept clinging to him, at least he stood upright and had some level of shit together. Why was Rob sitting on the edge of his seat the whole time? Did he have to pee? Stomach cramps? Bad sushi on the plane? I’ll try to give him the benefit of the doubt, though. Maybe he was just sleep deprived and delirious. His accent is still HOT, wish he could have talked a bit more. Oh well, maybe he’ll redeem himself at the Golden Globes.

      • LatersBaby says:

        I agree. For the first time, last night, I saw the Tay appeal.

        • nettie says:

          I agree, also. I was thrilled to see Rob in action, but was so disappointed in his appearance & behavior. He looked disheveled and was extremely underdressed. Even worse was his adolescent behavior- I mean, the man is going to turn 25 this year for pete’s sake. And 18 yr old Taylor was appropriately dressed, more in-control, and showed maturity & professionalism while still having fun. I saw his real appeal for the first time last night, also.
          All that said…I still can’t be mad at Rob and STILL swooned at everything he did. Rob, you rebel, you. ;-)

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Exactly – for the first time. I understand his “teen scream” appeal and he wasn’t bad in New Moon (sorta campy, but I do like campy), but I could never get on board with Taylor/Jacob. But last night he did impress me more than he has before.

  26. robgirl86 says:

    Hi guys,
    miss u all
    ……..
    Rob is great
    his hopefully new project is supergreat!!!!!!!

    @Alex… perhaps YOU should chillax a bit…& wtf is spybizblabla? never heard …..

    and hey, it’s Mel,she’s great and has much better hair than Rob last night !

    • melronin says:

      hey babyyyyyyyyy….miss youuuuuuuu!!!!!

      LOL…yep…I def have better hair than the baby..plus I have def better taste in clothes! What was that jacket all about??? and why so buttoned up…wanted to see some chest…..oh myyyy!!!

      Love you baby :)

  27. roslynselene says:

    Well I’m ready to put the AwkwardFest Show in the past and forget the whole thing ever happened. But what I’m REALLY looking forward to is (other than the Golden Globes-squeee!) Rob’s new movie role (Erick Packer) which is based on a book (as always) called Cosmopolis. Sounds interesting and really different. It also sounds Fifty-ish from what ppl are saying in the tweets:
    ^”has gratuitous sex, sadistic fantasies and voyeuristic indulgences to pass the time”
    ^”Eric receives a string of visitors — experts on security, technology, currency, finance, and *A FEW SEXUAL PARTNERS* — as the limo sputters toward an increasingly uncertain future.”

    F*cking in the limo!?! *faints*

    • Brenn says:

      I just downloaded the book on my Nook. I really want to jump to the gratuitous sex, but I’ll force myself to start at the beginning. ;)

      • roslynselene says:

        Haha! I’m gonna try to get the book. Yes, don’t skip! Lol How many pages are there?

        • Brenn says:

          It’s kind of hard to tell on my Nook. I have the type set as medium size and it says there are 137 pages in the book. In relation to the other Nook books I’ve downloaded, it seems pretty short. That means I’ll get to the gratuitous sex quick. :)

          • roslynselene says:

            Bhaha! Yes. The smaller the book, the sooner we get to the good parts. ;) Unlike Twilight which is like 4 bibles and a fade to black.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Sounds interesting, decadent – a plundering of personal wealth and a moral compass gone haywire. Destructive, dark, bottomless (one can hope at least literally, anyway). And Marion Cotillard, I guess she passed the Rob compatibility test – she’s hot – I could turn Marionesbian. :)

    • roslynselene says:

      Uh-oh. Rob’s gonna have to work out for this role. I’m taking an “inside look” and read the first few pages (I REALLY want to get this book now). Anywho, it says:

      “He wore a tie and suit. A suit subdued the camber of his overdeveloped chest. He liked to workout at night, pulling weighted metal sleds, doing curls and bench presses in stoic repetitions that ate away the day’s tumults and compulsions.”

      O.O

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        “He liked to workout at night, pulling weighted metal sleds, doing curls and bench presses in stoic repetitions that ate away the day’s tumults and compulsion.” Holy crap, sounds like my old upstairs neighbor. Right as I’d be drifting off to sleep, the dude would start his weight workout, occasionally dropping weights on the floor. He was this steroidal, vacuous corporate type, too – so that image is just not working for me. I know better ways to work off the day’s tumults and compulsion, hah, hah.

        • roslynselene says:

          LMAO Oh no, I hope you won’t have to picture your neighbor while reading this. (Think of the painted on abs from NM and sexy back muscles from RM) ;)

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            Oh yes…the painted on abs and lickable back. It’s hard to picture Rob in that role (guess he’s going all subdued Christian Bale American Psycho with a hint of Chuck Bass on us?) but I’m not complaining. No no no, not complaining. Come to my side, Rob. Any role with a promise of heavy script and a flash of warm corrupted flesh is fine with me. Who will be the young wife I wonder? Guessing Marion (must…stop…google image-ing her…) will play the the affair, but who for the young wife?

  28. pukesten says:

    What is he wearing????????

    Either he’s hired Rachel Zoe or Tom Stu dared him.

    I really miss 2009 rob.

  29. Lexie says:

    Just saw a clip from robs acceptance speach at the peoples
    choice awards. He thanked them for the phone they gave to the
    nominees… Guess he was excited to replace the jitterbug. I really
    think he threw that in for all of us here on ltr.

  30. southernbelle says:

    I know this is way late but thought I’d post, though no one’s probably gonna see this lol.

    The Walmart pic is so nice! I love how he looks there, looked so happy, like “woooh I’m here!” And I love how the women/girls were all ogling and smiling up at him….dreamy! :P

    When I saw the Christmas pics my 1st thought was , oh there’s branches growing on Rob’s head! LOL funny and I love how his hair looks in gorgeous disarray!

    • pukesten says:

      i know i saw it and thought how handsome he used to look back then! maybe it’s the robward baby face!

    • pukesten says:

      i know when i saw the walmart picture i thought “god look how handsome he was back then”

      i was just looking at the pca break down on ltt today, does anyone esle thing his hair is very dark and his skin very pale, like he never bothered to wash off the edward make up!

      still tho that jacket!! Rob next time a designer sends you anything other than a fitted suit don’t do it!!!

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