Hold on to your pants, Rob’s gonna be performing music in Breaking Dawn

(Sorry I’m the victim of shoddy internet AGAIN. Thanks Time Warner! My apologies friends!!!)

Ladies, why are you all fainting?

Dear Rob,

I have a pork shoulder all ready to cook, the beginnings of a killer cheesecake and my hands smell Like bbq rub and I’m speechless. Not because I’m making a birthday dinner tonight like a grown up but because of what I just read. I’m sitting here catching up on news in your world and then I came upon this piece of news from Carter burwell who will/is scoring Breaking Dawn

(before I drop this news I want all the ladies reading to close their office door, grab an emergency edward pillow to scream into and have some smelling salts handy because trust me, you’ll need them)

According to Carter’s official site

“Carter just wrote Renesmee’s Lullaby” for Twilight Breaking Dawn 2, which Rob Pattinson will play on camera. The film will be released in November 2012

Also according to his Official Twitter Rob will be playing it on camera THIS WEEK.

*silence. Stunned silence*

I call this the "Trying not to eat you is hard blues"

Now I’m not too proud to say I may have done a little happy dance (lots of awkward hip thrusts and Brenden Fraser claps) around my kitchen when I read the news but Rob you understand. You know the draw a rockstar has. They can be the biggest sad sack on the planet but give them a guitar and a stage and ladies be trippin’ all over themselves. Then add in the fact you’re a movie star. Throw on top of that you’re the dude who plays Edward freakin Cullen and you’ve got the deadliest combination known to ladykind. We’re powerless to that kind of awesomeness. I won’t even add in the fact that you’ll be singing a lullaby to Renesmee making it Daddyward on the keys cause then we can all kiss what braincells we had left good bye. We’ll just pretend that part doesn’t happen till it happens so we can maintain some sanity.

Now I won’t ruin the moment by saying Carter Burwells Twilight score was my least favorite of the movies scores and Bellas lullaby did about nothing for me but it did give us our first glimpse of you playing the piano which oddly enough is the exact scene playing on the TV RIGHT NOW whilst I write this. Yea so if Twi or NM is on Showtime I may leave it on in the background. So sue me, I’m a fan. And I’m pretty sure we all have you singing “Never Think” and “Let Me Sign” burned into our memories.

The only thing wrong with this bit of news?? We get to torture ourselves thinking about it for another year and a half since Breaking Dawn part 2 won’t be out till November 2012. Ugh

Staring a new countdown clock… 647 Days (wow, that’s painful)
Themoonisdown

PS Kristin (mod kristin)- get ready, dust off your docs.

And just for clicks after the cut let’s listen to some Rob music

SWOOOOOOOOONNNN

i know these are the songs from Twilight and Rob has a lot more outside of these… so what are your faves? Will you be able to hold the screaming inside or do you need to take a quick break out of your office building/home?

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125 Responses to “Hold on to your pants, Rob’s gonna be performing music in Breaking Dawn”

  1. Cath says:

    No comments yet??? Am I hallucinating??? πŸ˜‰

    Kind of eerie…Hello everyone?

    Anyhoodle; Rob + piano = almost too much.

    Robward + piano = kind of too much, but in a good, good way!

    I might almost prefer this over the honeymoon scene…hahaha.

    • robgirl86 says:

      his fingers on the piano…well, there is NO better place!

    • southernbelle says:

      LOL I came here earlier and there were no comments. However, I didn’t want to be the first commenter.

    • RobsFan-tasy says:

      for some reason i wasn’t getting the posts on this. I found it just by accidently clicking the wrong link in faves folder.

      Never Think, Let me Sign, Broken and I’ll be your Lover too are my top 4 all equally tied for 1st place for diff reasons.
      His voice is hauntingly beautiful. I can’t say enough wonderful things about him and his music. If I’m on the computer, his songs are playing in my headphones. ALWAYS.

      I also have stray dog, In your head, Iand don’t mind (open mike, very poor quality.) Does anybody know if there are any more and where I can get them? Please?

  2. VoteMeIn says:

    Swoon. Yes! Absolutely!

    However, the Daddyward part creeps me out just a little. I’m just throwing it out there in the interest of keeping it real. Some guys just get hotter when you find out they have a whole brood of kids. In this case, Edward did not get hotter. (There is something that feel so wrong about saying that!) Couldn’t they have stuck with the book where he plays for Bella when she gets home. That would work much better for me.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I dunno, I’ve been to a lot of parent meetings at my kid’s kindergarten, and no Dad who attends comes close to being as hot as Edward. Or Charlie, for that matter. I would love to see Edward at one of those parent meetings…with a cheap not-too-sticky paper name tag half attached to his Tweedserious jacket, sitting in one of the tiny plastic school chairs, texting Bella whilst pretending to listen to the teacher blather on about “Everyday Math (TM)”. I’d be THAT mom, the one who lusts for other Dads, the one who fights off other moms for the chance to sit next to him and breathe in the same air molecules he just exhaled. I’d have to pretend I didn’t care that Renesmee bit my child numerous times and that my child stopped eating food and now only wants to drink his little brother. I’d have to pretend that I didn’t think his little brat should be expelled and that I could sue the school district for allowing her to be around other humans. I’d have to pretend that I met his wife one day and found her to be charming and relaxed. Yes, I could handle Edward as Dad, as long as he keeps showing up and every once in a while walks me to my car after the meeting.

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Just started imagining that Parent/Teacher conference.
        “Now Mr. Cullen, I called you in to talk about Renesmee. She seems to have a little issue using her teeth instead of her words.” might find some more reasons to call in Mr. Cullen if I could remain coherent during the convos!

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Yes, I can imagine calling in Mr. Cullen to discuss naughty behavior quite often.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Umm, Mr. Cullen. I’m terribly sorry to have had to call you in again but it seems that Nessie has got the entire class pretending to be dogs. Now that would be fine but some of the children would like to be other animals. And Nessie is very adamant that “they’re not bears.”

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Here’s another one for you:

          Mr. Cullen, a pleasure. Mrs. Cullen so glad you were able to join us (smiles sweetly). Nessie is telling the children that Buttcrack Santa does not exist. Now, you and I both know that he has gone to that minibar in the sky. But we here at Forks pride ourselves in our authentic Buttcrack Santa imitations. It really is upsetting the other children, so if you could please talk to her we would really appreciate it. Oh, and thank you so much for your wonderful donation. The preschool was so thrilled to have their very own grand piano! Now if only we had someone to provide lessons for the children.

          (the next week Esme comes in for piano lessons, darn)

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            LOL, RFM – I can totally see Daddyward donating a grand piano – he’d be prone to just that kind of extravagance (and nevermind the school lost music program funding 3 years ago!). However, I’d pay for personal lessons (for ME), if Daddyward was doing an after-school enrichment program.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Mr. Cullen, sometimes naughty is painful. And sometimes naughty is pleasurable. And sometimes naughty is pleasurable because it is painful. Mr. Cullen, would you like me to read you a good story? Mr. Cullen, have you heard of 50shades? Why don’t you take off your heavy jacket and get comfortable on one (or two) of the library beanbags, this might take awhile. πŸ™‚

        • JennyluvsJax says:

          I know I am late in the game of this subject but this is fantastic. I am a teacher to and this would be great for me cause then I could maybe see Uncle Jasper picking her up once in a great while. And when we are on history and the wild west Uncle Jasper could come in with Daddy and they could do a scene for us all dressed up. Too cool RFM! I know if we had parent conferences I would have a hard time paying attention to what he is saying because I would just be staring at his lips. Yummy his lips!

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Oooh! Daddyward dressed up in Wild West clothing!! Nice image!(Sadly reminds me of Unbound Captives, is it ever gonna happen?!)

  3. dazzledtodeath says:

    Now I have a reason to see this train wreck-Rob playing the piano is worth the price of admission.

    • robgirl86 says:

      ….bet it’s a special trick Summit invented…just for you&me…like let Rob play the piano and dazzle& Rg will watch the film as well….and
      shit, it works…:-(

  4. Vera says:

    As fascinating as the image of Rob playing the piano and singing a sweet song to his babyvamp may be, I do not feel anything excited to watch a tragicomic movie made of ultra trash scenes, such as Bella giving birth or half-naked Jacob imprinting on a baby.

    To tell the truth I’ve been dreaming of him singing a duet with Reese in WFE. It would be so beautiful!

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  6. Edible Art? says:

    Can not wait – my fave part of the Twilight DVD is the extra bit with the full Rob/piano experience !!!! And yeah there’s some weird stuff in BD but I have every confidence they will gloss over that and concentrate on the awesome stuff e.g Edward -they know that’s what we are all going for (apart from those few weirdos who go to see Jacob *shudders*)

  7. roslynselene says:

    I agree with you ladies, this might be the only thing in BD that’s worth watching. (Is Renameme going to be in the background while he plays for her in a dark room? Say it ain’t so because that’s still creepy.) Two years from now, it’ll be on Youtube so just alert me when that happens. Oh and don’t forget to upload Jacob’s imprinting face. Kbaithnx

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      You know what it would be cool? If Summit developed special Rob-D glasses (like 3-D but Rob-dimensional). Basically when you wear the glasses, all other characters are invisible or replaced by Rob (and maybe Rob-D earplugs too so all you can hear is Rob talking). There’s a huge market – probably 50% of the BD viewers (at least) will be women only there to see Rob and don’t even care about the rest of the film. Maybe you can order a whole package. Rob-D glasses, an airline bottle of Stoli, maybe even a MotU-themed Rifftrax recording. I’d pay the extra $20 for this, or extra $50 if it worked with all other movies.

      • robsfuturemate says:

        They’re getting closer to that idea! I did enjoy the Edward Fast Forward feature, I mean those are my favorite parts!!

        Side note, I heard that the birth scene was gonna be from Bella’s POV. Could they please do the honeymoon that way as well? (no pirate patches needed)

        • enviro says:

          You’re a genius! I mean, the book is from her perspective, why do we really need to see her, except reflected in Robward’s eyes? I think Mr. enviro and the krisbians would feel a little cheated. But who cares?!

      • The Old One says:

        Rob-D! Super-genius. Let’s get James Cameron working on that right away.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Cameron should collaborate with CathyCougar on it, actually, because she really knows how to put Rob in a scene. Cameron can make him bigger than life and Cougar can swivel the camera angle so it always looks like Rob wants to “try one thing” with the viewer.

  8. robgirl86 says:

    What is better than Rob playing guitar? Rob playing the piano!
    MUST SEE THIS, the end.

  9. purplescool says:

    As long as he’s either playing piano or guitar it will be worth the insanity that BD is sure to be. I still can’t fathom seeing the craziness of the vamp c-section (or the baby imprinting for that matter) on the big screen.

  10. melronin says:

    Is it very very bad that not even Rob playing the piano makes me excited about BD?? Seriously NOTHING can save this movie for me…

    Am so much more excited to see his new VF photoshoot by A. Leibovitz! This will be epic…

    Sorry Rob baby
    you can show me all your skillz in privat any time…with music or without!
    <3

    • robgirl86 says:

      No Mel, don’t say that…I am still hoping in a extra-special-release-final-Twilight-super-duper-edition where Cathygirl will put in the recorded 2 hour piano session Rob gave on the first set…..sigh*

      • melronin says:

        2 hours of only Robplayingthepiano…ALONE????
        Ohhhh..now we’re talking!!! πŸ™‚

        • RobsFan-tasy says:

          *sigh* Well, that thought will just consume me for the rest of the week! (at the very least) There is nothing more beautiful on this planet than that man Unless it is That man on a musical instrument.

          Dear Rob, Must you torture us so? We love you but for reals you’re killing us here. DON’T EVER STOP! πŸ˜‰

  11. alice_av says:

    i will only be focus on the Rob + Piano equation, I did not like at all Burwell’s soundtrack sorry the music I got in my mind for the lullaby in twilight was something like the meadow in new moon, it brings tears to my eyes is just amazing… so im not excited about the soundtrack really…

  12. Maggie says:

    Finally – a reason to be excited for BD 2. (BD 1 at least has should have partially naked Rob and feathers.) Rob as Daddyward playing the piano = me getting light headed in the theater and keeling over in my seat. If, by any chance I should ever hear that he’ll be singing as well, I may as well wear a burial gown to the theater as I will surely die a most pleasant death. Death by Robward’s fingerporn/pianoplaying porn and incrediblesingingvoice porn: Can’t think of a better way to go.

  13. Maggie says:

    Oh, and in answer to your question, Moon, aside from Never Think (renders me speechless every time I hear it) and Let Me Sign (so sexy and gut wrenching), my other favorite song is I Was Broken. I love how he just loses himself in that song. (sigh…..singing Rob leaves me so weak at the knees…..)

  14. MidnightCougar says:

    This is the most AMAZING news! I was just saying, a few days ago, that I was pretty sure that I going to have to be shit loaded drunk to make it through watching BD2, but now I will actually have a valid reason to be sober. Damn, but this will be the best part of the movie – *swoon* I love to hear Rob play, I can’t wait!!! 647days? *sigh*

    • roslynselene says:

      Yeah you should just exit the theater after Rob plays the piano. You know so that you won’t have to get all built up on the battle that wasn’t.

      “Grrr….grrrr…GRRRRR! Bitch, I’ma knock you out.”
      “Hmmm…nah. Forget it. I don’t wanna anymore”
      ~FIN~

      Can someone PLEASE give an alternate ending?

      • Maggie says:

        That non-battle was really a letdown in the book. I’m hoping we’ll at least get some good CGI effects with Bella and her bubble. And they BETTER do the very very ending right – where Bella show’s Edward all her thoughts. The only other scenes I’m looking forward to in BD 2 are #1 – when Charlie finds out about all this nonsense – that should be a hoot, and mostly #2 – when Edward falls apart and begs Jacob to let Bella have his puppies. An angsty and tortured Rob should definitely be swoon-worthy. AND NOW WE HAVE PIANOPORN!!! YEAY!!!

        • roslynselene says:

          Haha! What?! Bella lets Edward hear her thoughts? (I didn’t read all of BD-not after pedo/beastiality Jacob-I only heard of the battle that wasn’t) That is hilar! Let me guess.

          Bella’s mind: *whooshing sounds*
          Edward: What the actual fuck? There’s nothing there! And all this time I thought it was because her mind was unique.

          • robgirl86 says:

            LOL, yes..if he only could read her mind from the beginning…sigh* = 5 minutes cartoon, the end!

          • roslynselene says:

            Haha true! I don’t think he’d be attracted to her in the first place if he HAD heard her thoughts. Isn’t that where the attraction lies anyway? He’s drawn to her because he can’t hear her thoughts? Haha what an awesome ending. What a huge let down for Edward.

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            “Bella’s mind: *whooshing sounds” – I nearly spit coffee onto my keyboard for that one. A+.

      • robgirl86 says:

        You know, I read BD in like…dunno 2 hours? Professional disease to read cross-wise, esp.cause it was getting worse and worse, really stupid storyline,every page a new weird twist,so many words for saying nothing, things left out and in the end…THE CLIMAX…THE ONE AND ONLY BATTLE…oh wait….blop, no battle,the end, bye bye…wtf…worse literature with NO end…since that, I can’t find the book anymore, bet I threw it in the dumpster!
        Speaking of Dumpster…
        hey Rob, it’s almost over
        πŸ™‚

        • melronin says:

          You’re in my brain!
          “Hey Rob it’s almost over” *wipes tears*
          <3 <3 <3

        • MidnightCougar says:

          I read all the books quickly too & I’ve read Twilight numerous times – my fav. I’ve read BD twice, but really struggled the second time – the Imprinting Plot is very bizarre & to mix kids into it, creeps me out. *gags*

          • Maggie says:

            I can’t help it, the teenage girl that was awakend in me by the Twilight books loved a lot of BD. She did hate a lot of it though. For example, 5 to 10 minutes on the variety of vampires invited to the non-battle will be more than enough for me, although I’m sure the makeup/costume people are in heaven over it. I love distraught, tortured Edward (again, hello there teenaged me). I think Rob has that part of the character in him that will break hearts. I do agree that Bella’s mind is no encylopedia brittanica. I just don’t want to see a cheesy recap of 4 books for that final scene..I want them to get creative with it.

          • ladyofthemeadow says:

            Totally agree! Grosses me out. I need to focus on cafeteria Edward to keep me distracted.

        • Alex says:

          Go for Water for Elephants and Cosmopolis.

      • RobsFan-tasy says:

        Lmao. Yeah I agree! And I do have a different ending. How about Renesseme, with her influence over Jacob convinces him to turn around and go back to the “battle” .
        In the mean time, Since the Volturri have brought the entire effing Vamp city with them and are suppose to be all powerful decide that they can/will and do break through Bella’s shield.
        Just as the shit hits the fan…Tah-dah! Jacob/Carrying Renesseme Lands smack dab in the middle of the battle, Renesseme levitates up into the air and with a single thrust of her tiny little hand, shoves the volturri back.
        Infuriated and insulted the voulturi attack again, but this time they just go after Nessie, everything gets nut for awhile as they all fight to defend Nessie, while nessie takes on the baddest of the bad and wins! when the dust settles, the lone Voulturri city member who hasn’t been killed or ran away is Jane who is huddled in a ball trembling in fear because nessie has turned all the pain Jane has inflicted on others, back onto Jane herself. Then Grandpa Carlisle walks upto Nessie hoolds out his arms to her and she floats down into his arms. *Gather the whole Cullen clan around the two* NEssie Reaches for her daddy and Carlisle approaches Jane, kneels down beside her and says, “Unlike the Voulturri We do give second chances. Learn from this and don’t waste it. It will be your last.” *** Better than the battle that wasn’t at least.

    • Brenn says:

      I’m with ya MC, I’ll need to be drunk as a skunk to see BD2. My Gawd, I couldn’t even read the second half of the book.

      Piano porn? Intriging thought. But nah, I’ll watch that on YouTube. It’s going to take more than a little finger action to get me to sit through that monstrosity of a story line.

  15. Kristin says:

    Oh my baby Jesus. I know I don’t comment hardly ever anymore because I suck…but I’m so glad I’m sitting.

    Moonie – The Docs are out. I’m going to buy some conditioning polish…and call the dry cleaners about getting those wedding dresses steam cleaned. πŸ˜‰

  16. Stella says:

    ugh daddyward, renesmee, lullabies…on no, i am gagging. i swear i am a fan, but that gets me everytime!

  17. Rob'ssexyscorpio says:

    I loved the Twilight score and wondered how they would handle Edward welcoming Bella home. Glad to see Rob will be playing again. My very favourite part of Twilight is the piano scene. I just hope BD is done properly with all the right bts included and all the trash left out. Shame Jacob couldn’t be put out for good like the dog he is. lol

    Bring on WFE, Rob’s looking mighty fine in this one.

  18. MidnightCougar says:

    Off topic, but definitely drool-worthy, new WFE Poster.
    *swoon* πŸ™‚
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TaUZ9K4368o/TU7rbrWD-3I/AAAAAAAAAEE/GSL2m54tbIg/s1600/1.jpg

    • Maggie says:

      See what I mean? Angsty, gorgeous Rob = hot, sexy yumminess. Thanks for the post, MC.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Ack! The suspenders! The hot-and-bothered look! OK, I admit, the poster is a teeeeensy bit cheesy (the sun in the background doesn’t help, nor do the fireworks and orbs) but Rob makes it oh so worthy.

      • MidnightCougar says:

        There are other things in that poster besides Rob? Hmm how did I not notice that? Definitely a one-track-mind here. πŸ˜‰ lol

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          I know. There is the super bright sun, and then there is Rob. I know which one I revolve around. πŸ™‚

          • JellyBeanRainbow says:

            You’re on a roll today, girl (you are a girl, right, or a unicorn, it doesn’t matter, realy)natteringyeahrobber!
            Every word you wrote today was spot on and I think I adore you.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        hey – JellyBeanRainbow – thanks. πŸ˜‰ but can you (or someone else here) explain to me what unicorn means? i’ve heard that term used here as slang before, but i’ve never really understood it. i did a quick google search and found a definition stating a unicorn was basically a woman with a penis, who appealed to lesbians who identified as bisexual and gay men who identify as queers. um. ok. i’ll take that as a compliment? anywho, if i was a unicorn, i’d use my magic horn thingy to seduce rob. i think my only hope is a magic horn, actually.

        • The Old One says:

          A unicorn as defined by LTR/LTT is a male Twilight/Rob fan, because they are so very rare, almost mythical.
          I’ve never heard your definition, but it certainly brings a whole new dimension to the term! OMG.

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            …nkay, thanks for cluing me in TOO. i now have half a dozen references to unicorn sites in my browser search history on my work PC…totally work related, IT department!

            i’m not a dude, just for the record. for the record, i also don’t know any guys (gay or straight) who are into twilight, in either a crazed fan or ironic way.

    • southernbelle says:

      Sexpenders……oops I meant suspenders! HOT!

    • Brenn says:

      Thanks MC! Now *this* is made my Monday!! When I opened the link, I actually swooned out loud. Cannot wait for WFE.

      I love his jaw. Yum.

      • MidnightCougar says:

        My PLEASURE luv! & I am right there with ya, I am SO looking forward to this movie. The Premiere is in NYC, an hour & a half flight from me, seriously thinking it’s time for a visit to NYC. WFE is such a great story & I just know Rob will be brilliant as Jacob J.!

    • robgirl86 says:

      he looks like Elvis…lol..HOT

  19. southernbelle says:

    Breaking Dawn’s not my fave but I’m just so happy and excited that he’s going to play the piano! That’s hot! I hope we get plenty of fingerporn! πŸ™‚

    And you know what they say about men who know their way around instruments!!!

  20. Cath says:

    *Looks innocent*

    No, I don’t know SB, tell me more about that! Hahahaha. πŸ˜‰

  21. Bea says:

    Daddyward may be the end of me.

  22. Janetrigs says:

    WORD

  23. roslynselene says:

    Wait, there’s gonna be a new Rob VF shoot?! Whaaaaaaaa?! http://strictlyrobpattinson.com/new-robert-pattinson-vanity-fair-photoshoot/
    Someone hold me…

    • southernbelle says:

      I heard about this today! Wow, I can’t wait! The Robporn collection is getting some addition again!

    • Maggie says:

      And being shot by Annie Leibovitz! Wow. Rob has really arrived. (As if we didn’t already know that). This photoshoot should be epic.

    • enviro says:

      I’m struggling to think of something coherent to say . . . totally failing. Another VF spread! I’m not sure how I feel about Annie Leibowitz. Love a lot of her stuff but she can be really posed and mannered and I’m all about Rob just being Rob in pictures lately. That Bruce Weber shoot was beyond belief. Not that a lot of that wasn’t posed but stuff like the cigarrette picture . . . too amazing and candid-ish. Still at this point I don’t care. Bring it on, we’re starving in the desert here! Did anyone see the VF cover this month with the nominees — when I saw it I was like yes, Jake G. is hot, but this is totally a wasted opportunity. The academy needs to get it’s *$)!+ together so we can have the real thing in shoots like this. He’ll get there!

  24. Maggie says:

    As long as we’re sharing some Robporn here, have you all seen this video? It’s got to be one of the sexiest Rob videos I’ve ever seen. I mean really, where did this guy come from?? Is he from another planet? The planet of sex?? Who else in the history of the world makes expressions and sex stares like this??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtqu4otTu6Q

    • southernbelle says:

      He is here to torment us! πŸ˜› And yeah he’s one in a million!

    • MidnightCougar says:

      Holy HUGE crotch-shot at 0:46, not that I noticed or anything. *slinks away to put this fuck-hawt video on a repeat-loop.* Thanks Maggie.

      • Maggie says:

        Oh yeah. Definitely noticed the 0:46 crotch shot. Did you catch the little strut at 3:12? And then there’s all the RomeRob stuff that drives me into the cold shower every time. I mean, who is this guy??? Is he really real??? Sometimes, like with this video or when he’s making music, he practically makes me go insane! I totally agree with sb – he’s just here to torment us.

        • southernbelle says:

          We want him so bad and we can’t have him….such torment! Rob please have mercy on us!

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Yes, it’s hard to believe he is real. Too perfect, his DNA does not indicate he is human but it also does not indicate he is something else (as Commander Data on Star Trek NG might say). Maggie, that video, unffffffffffffffffffffffff. Now I have to go to MIL’s birthday party and that stripper music and image of Rob will be on my brain (thanks for that – that image and that music are gonna save me from boredom!).

        • RobsFan-tasy says:

          LOL I was thinking the same thing the other day and posted on one of my pics, “Did you guys ever stop to think that MAYBE Rob is a demi god? Ya know Son of Venus Goddess of LOVE or maybe Aphroditie? THAT would explain alot about him! πŸ˜€

          http://robattack.webs.com/apps/blog/show/5969606-roblog-what-does-it-for-you-

    • southernbelle says:

      Ok I can’t believe I missed the crotch shot! I had to watch it again.

      He’s so gorgeous!!!!! He looks good to me all the time but he looked extra handsome in Cannes, especially when he wore the tux(or was it a suit?). Sorry I lost track, all I could look at was his face, lips, eyes, sigh. *Ded

      • Maggie says:

        nat: Rob and I are happy to help out with RL boredom anytime. (I just wanted to say the words “Rob and I”).

        sb: I agree: CannesRob is extremely yummy. RomeRob is my real weakness, tho.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Maggie – when you say Rome Rob, do you mean this Rome Rob or is there some other one? http://i56.tinypic.com/30bg4sg.jpg

          God. That hair.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          OK, well, helllllo there Rome Rob. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, but holy F%$#! I think he’s wearing the same shirt as in the book signing Rome Rob. All unbuttoned & ready to shag.

          • Maggie says:

            I think they’re both from the same promo trip to Rome. Although I’m kinda finally getting hot and bothered by his new shorter hair look – more grown up, I think – something about that Rome trip makes me ….well….go a little insane. The hair, the jaw, the scruff, the come-hither eyes, lots of fingerporn, great outfit. Try to find some videos. I’m pretty sure there’s some on YouTube. He has a great strut going also. There’s one where he pulls his head to the side (I think he’s telling the photographers to follow him), but all I can say is…… mmmmfffffff!!!!!

      • Maggie says:

        sb: While stalking Rob around the net today, I ran across this video and thought you’d like it. Happy early Valentine’s Day!

        http://noticiasrobertpattinson.com.br/

    • Vera says:

      He touches the bottom lip with the tongue and I just want to kiss him and suck that tongue into my mouth…Does he know he is the most desirable man in the world?

      • Maggie says:

        OK Nat: Now I’m lost in Rome Rob and getting nothing at all done at work today. Here you go. Please be sitting down:

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-muOMCTQLc&playnext=1&list=PLA3B7107A2FC334C3

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          You are trying to kill me so there is one less woman in the world to compete with for Rob’s attention, right? I can’t say I blame you. Sweet mercy.

          • Maggie says:

            Now there’s an idea I hadn’t thought of. So all I have to do is send that video to 370470765487 more women and Rob is all mine!! Did you ever see the movie “Mars Attacks”? At the end, Lucas Haas is blaring Jeanette McDonald singing over a loudspeaker and all the Martians’ heads explode. Maybe I can figure out a way to do this with this video. Then I’d be the last woman standing!! (And that’s about the only way that Rob could ever be mine…except in my own little fantasy world, that is.)

            Robsfan-tasy: Take deep breaths. It’s hard to survive Rob when he’s doing his thing….

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Yes, the world’s female population is killed off by Maggie’s mass dissemination of the Rob-gasm video. But Maggie, don’t feel too bad, all the women will have died a happy, heated, breathless, spent deaths. When Rob Attacks!

    • RobsFan-tasy says:

      SSSQQQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      Holy Mary Mother Of GOD! That is now my favvorite Video EVA! As soon as I get done drooling and learn to breathe again I’m gonna find out who made it and give ’em a HUGE HUG!!

      THANK YOU MAGGIE!!! {{{HUGS}}}} FOR POSTING IT!!

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        That video really does him justice, doesn’t it? Nice crisp images and thoughtful choreographing of photos to music. The Goldfrapp song just pushes it over the top, but in a good way. My favorite moment is :40-:42 when his smirk turns into his patented fuckme smile.

  25. roslynselene says:

    Oh, you guys want Rob porn in moving action? Hmmm okay. I’ve found a little something.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYUO43149_g&feature=youtu.be
    You’re all welcome. πŸ˜‰

    • maggie says:

      **THUD** Well that was sure a panty poofer. Whew. I need a cold shower again.

    • Vera says:

      Thank you Roslyn, great video!

      As we say down here in Brasil, in the depths of the third world where I live warm and happy, Ele Γ© muiiiito gostoso! He is veeeery tasty

  26. enviro says:

    This is great news. Now I have to forget it for a year and a half or I’ll lose my mind!

  27. kstwilighter says:

    “which oddly enough is the exact scene playing on the TV RIGHT NOW whilst I write this. Yea so if Twi or NM is on Showtime I may leave it on in the background. So sue me, I’m a fan.”

    I’m so glad to hear someone else does this too! I think I’m going to be glad (maybe?) when when these channels stop showing them, I mean I do have the DVD’s and now have them DVR’d! But it never fails, when I get home from work-I check the listings to see if they’re on (in which most cases at least 1 is). If they’re not on, I can usually find “How to Be”, which is a little harder to watch-Rob is so “adorkable” in this, but you can still see his beauty (huh?) shining through. And yes, I also have “How to Be” DVR’d.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      The first time I watched How to Be I had to run and watch Twi after. I was in need of the eyecandy! But, after that I was able to enjoy the movie for what it is and can watch bits of it over and over.
      It’s on my DVR too but I’m gonna lose it next week when we switch cable providers!! What am I going to do?!?!

      • kstwilighter says:

        Just lost mine today! Our dish network box went on the fritz and they had to replace it, you lose everything that’s DVR’d. It’ll be back on again-like tonight, New Moon was on (so it got re-DVR’d!!!!) :0)

  28. stupidshiny says:

    I loved Carter Burwell’s score for Twilight and Bella’s Lullaby actually inspired me to learn piano – finally, so I am super happy that he’s back for BD, it also means that we will get the ‘welcome home’ scene (which I think is a lovely bit of connection during that time in the book and has huge potential onscreen) I really hope that Renesmee’s Lullaby lives up to expectations though…aaannnd yes I suppose a little more pianoporn isn’t a bad thing either…

  29. Nelle says:

    OMG. Don’t have time to read all the posts. Hate it when work interferes with my LTR and LTT life. I will have to savor this at home. But let me say that I agree that I did not care too much for Carters music in Twilight. After awhile- 35-50 viewings- I got used to it- but Bella’s lullaby? No and no and no. I’ve said it before- no one could hum that – not even glorious Robward. And I’m sure he could hum almost anything!

  30. RobsFan-tasy says:

    Maggie:
    No doubts about it BB. I think it would be hard to survive him if he were asleep on the sofa! (I mean that in a good way) iF HE’S AWAKE AND MOVING AT ALL, even so much as an eyebrow It’s Totally devastating don’tcha think?

  31. MsLiss8 says:

    could not agree more
    pure awesomeness at its best
    delayed gratification at its most excruciating

    love a piano rob.

  32. RobsFan-tasy says:

    Yes, he is. all of the above and more.

    I never got into the “adoring fan” thing as a kid. Never had any posters of actors or muscians hanging on my bedroom walls. Not one. So this is all very confusing and thrilling and a tad bit scary too for me.

    I’ve never called a man beautiful before but Robert IS! inside and out.

  33. JulieP says:

    OMG!!!! Yes I squealed like a baby! Not a good look for a professional in the middle of the office and even worse when you can’t explain why. I can only imagine the looks. But OMG! Rob. Playing. Live. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaal !!!!!

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