Confessions: Robert Pattinson’s lady boy hands freak me out
I have a confession to make. *cue Usher music* While this will be considered blasphemous to like 99% of the fandom and I may be ousted for it I just have to share. Ok, here goes… I don’t find your hands sexy. That sound you just heard all the way up there in Vancouver was the sound of a billion Rob fans collectively gasping and clutching their hearts. I know, I know everyone seems to come at the mere mention of your hands let alone the sight but I can’t. Sad. The ladies like to talk about pictures like these…
But truly, I don’t get it. It’s been brewing for a long time and I just never said anything but after a few recent incidents I decided it was time to come clean about my non love for your digits.
Let’s start with this…
This has been the image on my desktop for the last few months cause it’s hot, right? Well one day I happened to be…uuuhhh… staring at it and I noticed your hands… let’s zoom in shall we?
Upon closer inspection it looks as though you have finger nails like a coke dealer or pimp from the 80s or the weird guy who hangs out at your corner bodega. Sorta long and lady like with a long nail on them. I shudder thinking about it. Now I know that it’s probably just guitar hands and you have nails for picking but it’s gross. Use a pick not your nails. YUCK!
So ok, to me you have lady boy hands and it kinda creeps me out when I think about it or when I see the old grandpa hands on my desktop (taking suggestions for a new wallpaper in the comments). I guess I’m just more into guys having man hands that look a bit more rugged. Now they don’t need to be like holding hands with the sand paper bin at Home Depot but don’t make me wonder whether I’m holding a guys hands or my grandmas. That’s just weird.
These are my confessions!
Do you have a thing for his hands or are you like me and don’t get the love? Spill! And really whats with the weird grandpa hands in that WFE pic?
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