RobPorn Videos PLUS Sugarlumps
cue porn-seekers coming across LTR because of that title
Zeph leads us in admiration today:
It’s been awhile since you’ve heard from me. I haven’t forgotten about you, it’s just that RL has been taking away all my time. Well that and the fact that you really haven’t been giving us too much lately. No photo shoots. No adorakable interviews. No crazy US Magazine rumors. No 3am beer runs or In and Out drive thrus . No buddy road trips. Just a few fan shots on the Cosmopolis set. It’s just not enough to pull me in for hours at a time. Tonight though I revisited one of my favorite past times.
Yes, I went RobPorn hunting.
Took me a bit but I navigated my way through the bajillion RobPorn videos on youtube and with the help of PinkPixieChick I found all my old favorites:
Why? Why did I ever take a break from this? At least I know you’re always there when I come to my senses.
Taking my breath away once again,
After the jump, Moon & I get Roblosophical about something that isn’t Roblosophical at all:
UC: i made a video for you
Moon: robs sugar lumps
Moon: and then a clip of him getting his junk washed??
Moon: should i feel awkward when it zooms in on his crotch??
UC: yes. Probably
Moon: cause i dont.. i think ive been desensitized from all these yrs of twi blogging….
Moon: you cant unsee this stuff
Moon: dude him in the hoodie in twilight. SO hot
Moon: ok i feel awkward when i see his heather gray UNDERWEARS
Moon: so what are they saying is his sugar lumps? his balls his penis (singlular?) his butt checks?
Moon: his chesticles?
UC: i mean… can we call a guy’s things lumps?
Moon: maybe he carries around a VAMP in his pants next to his real peen
UC: that’s more a girl thing right?
Moon: so he really does have 2??
UC: you’re right…. it’s very odd to say “lumps” and then zoom on what you hope he only has ONE of
UC: unless we’re talking balls
UC: and… i dunno… most girls I know aren’t into the balls
Moon: i mean Fergie sang my lumps my lovely lady humps… but maybe she was meaning robs butt all along? he does have a pretty lady face
UC: that’s true. I feel like this is quite possible. That this song was about Rob all along….
UC: you’re on to something
UC: Do you think he gets royalties?
UC: did they get his permission?
UC: Did they ask Claire & Dick? That’s what I’m really concerned about… They MADE him after all
Moon: yea you’re right no one’s talking about balls when they talk about a dude. you just want them to be normal not noticeable enough that they require their own song
UC: I mean… I wouldn’t mind a song about balls
UC: maybe it would change my feeling about them… they’d become interesting… sexy even…
Moon: no one wants cisco adler’s balls. I DARE YOU ALL TO GOOGLE THIS
Moon: i assume we’re breaking this down 🙂
UC: yes… well I was just gonna throw it at the end of an LTR… since this was a related video!
UC: and is how i came across it… b/c generally I don’t go searching for video’s about Rob’s nether regions
UC: what if we weren’t breaking it down? and were just having a lively chat about Rob’s balls?
UC: Would THAT be normal?
Moon: we’ve had real conversations about everything else
Moon: i mean we spent 10 minutes the other night acting like rob and Debbert/a pattinson mom for NO REASON
UC: HAHAHAHAHAHAH omg I forgot
Moon: other than the sheer thrill of it
Moon: this is WHO WE ARE NOW UC
Moon: i call you UC now as well
UC: you’re right. there was no point to our discussion. we did not post about it. we did not share it with anyone else. it was for us. our own personal role play
Moon: this is OUR LIFE
Moon: embrace it
Moon: we didn’t even decide a safe word beforehand… we trust each other that much because this is OUR NORMAL NOW
UC: That’s normal
I love Moon. I love videos of Rob. Except the one’s about his nether reasons. Unless I can talk to Moon immediately afterwards.