Your best hair day is not right now..

Dear MIA Rob,

O.K., so I’m hoping that right now, you are doing what you want to do, which is probably nothing. If anybody deserves to be doing nothing, it would be you. But if I could suggest something, it would be get a buzz cut. Seriously babe, I can call you that right? No one really is digging it right now. Don’t believe a word She is saying about it not mattering either. KStew was sporting a horrendous mullet hair cut for awhile, so what the hell does she know anyway. Tom’s recent beard speaks for itself, so don’t ask him either. By the way, I am fans of both of them, and they are fairly attractive people, all on their own, but sometimes anyone can make bad hair choices. Even if it is for a role.

I get it you know, it was for Cosmopolis. Even though I’ve not finished the book, I’m guessing that Eric, finally does make it to his hair appt., and somehow it goes a rye. But the movie is wrapped, is it not? Are you holding out for reshoots, in the near future? Please sweetie, your hair is just so apart of your image, and I know that you may not appreciate that most of the time. I am here to let you know, that it doesn’t change the way I feel about you, because I have many pictures of you and your amazingly, sexy, perfectly tousled, drool-worthy hair, that I can just go back to, while we wait for you to resurface sometime soon I hope. For the love of God, please FIND the Stoli t-shirt and wear it again, for me, please?!?!

Let’s peruse, shall we??

This is when I first knew that you were going to be a "problem" for me. *happy sigh*


God, I loved this suit... Your hair was "perfection". Just, mind-numbingly sexy.


The length and color here. Swoon-worthy. *moaning*


My favorite Edward hair so far. You really were pretty close to "perfect" in Eclipse, nearly flawless actually.


My favorite photo EVER. Why? I took it myself at the WFE premiere in NYC. You really are AMAZING in person.

So even if you decide again, to NOT wear a hat, when you probably should have. (ComicCon 2011) No worries, I can make due with these pics. Please be going home to London. Your family misses you I’m sure.

Love “the girl who didn’t know how to use her friend’s camera, until you explained which button does what”. You remember me, right?,


Thanks, katiebird! I love days when we forget that Rob’s hair looks like Kristen took a machete to it while he slept.

I’m going on vaca Saturday. FINALLY! I think I have enough letters to keep LTR running while I’m gone, but I’ll be forgetting about the world wide web & unplugging for a few days…. so read & comment when you can & hope that Rob doesn’t do something major that will just make me miss my blogging partner, Moon, even more. (I had to remind you of her name. As it’s been so long (a week) you’ve probably forgotten) xoxo

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

30 Responses to “Your best hair day is not right now..”

  1. Nelle says:

    Great photo choices Katie. Loved the Eclipse hair- except for the sideburns- way too long. God- why couldn’t I have been their continuity expert?

  2. Katiebird says:

    I’ve been wondering about the same thing, after seeing the BD trailer and other photos. I guess we can’t expect Rob to look EXACTLY the same throughout all of the movies, since it took 4 years to make them.

    For me, Eclipse Edward, is about as close as he could get to what I pictured when reading the books the first time. I had not seen the movie ahead of time, so I was using my own imagination.

  3. HowToBe says:

    Am I the only one who thought Twilight Edward was perfection (tweezed eyebrows and all)? The hair was bronze, it was unruly, it was AWESOME.

  4. m474 says:

    –gasp! I like it ::hides::


  5. mariemarie says:

    It goes a rye…and also a pumpernickel!

    Correct: goes AWRY.

    Edumacating LTRs, one post at a time. πŸ™‚

    p.s: sorry, bad usage of common idioms is a pet peeve!! Forgive the knowitallness!

  6. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    HowToBe, Twilight Edward was my favorite, too. Loved it all – hair, makeup, clothes, shades…

  7. s.kay says:

    Great photos! Thanks for the reminder of Rob pre-crazy hair days.

  8. katiebird says:

    Twilight Edward is what I got my attention after all…

  9. Katycougar says:

    The man is a rebel.
    I am thinking the crazy of Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys crazy. Yeah that is where this haircut takes me.

    “A Plague of Madness”

    Calm down baby………..

    Just escape……………….

    Dear Rob,

    I truely hope this is not you………but……….. There is something about the hair…………….I believe this is what happens to those of us that work too much. So I give you permission to get into a little “Monkey business.”

    As they say, “Hair today…Gone tomorrow.”

  10. Katycougar says:

    Sorry I just could not help myself. It finally struck me today that this is something that Brad would have done in his pre-Bradjolina days.
    Loved the crazy Brad……. and well………..crazy Rob………..yeah I like him too.

    • Katycougar says:

      Dear Rob,
      There is something I would like you to do. Sit down with Oprah………..not with your pals from TMTSNBN, but just you and her on OWN. You know she has her own network now. I liked this interview. What do you think about Twizzlers?

      I think she could talk to you about the hair and the meanings behind it. Maybe you are discovering something about yourself. Maybe you need to pick a side…….she will help.
      Then she could ask you a few revealing questions after she gets you loosened up. Maybe you could speak the truth for a change. Tell us all the hard facts and why you feel the need to draw attention to yourself even though you tell us you are shy……..yeah……..I think we ladies at LTR have guessed the truth. You are a closet exhibitionist.

  11. maggie` says:

    Hopefully a beautiful new manifestation of sex hair will emerge this Sunday at the TCA. I hope he’s been growing out the shaved side a bit and tomorrow goes in to get some sort of even-ing out cut. I bet I’ll love it. I didn’t love the comic-con look, but he still made my knees go weak when he talked, giggled, made funny faces, drank from his water bottle, etc., etc.

    This is the poster that I have up in my office and it’s my favorite Edward hair:

    Favorite non-Edward hair is Sex-Drive hair, any RomeRob hair and Tybert hair. yummmmm…….

  12. JellyBeanRainbow says:

    Great letter. The most important stuff: Rob’s hair.

  13. Pattygirl says:

    After Cosmopolis, he is going to a transition before choosing his next role, he can do whatever he wants with his hair. After being edward like forever, he now feels liberated.

  14. smittenkitten says:

    How funny bb! Good gosh I love all those pics, HIM & his hair…just gorgeous! Maybe we could offer to help *buzz* the other side, since he is our boyfriend and all. GAH, can you imagine getting to cut HIS hair! *eyes.roll.back*

    BTW, I LOVE the last photo, & the photo taker…I’m pretty fond of her too!

    HUGS bb, great LTR!

  15. Jamie says:

    … I’ve been away too long. The main thing I got out of this letter was “Rob’s in another movie?

    • Katiebird says:

      Yeap! He filmed Cosmopolis in Toronto, just this past June and July. It’s a mystery right now what our boy is going to work on next.

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