Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry? We’d ship that
So I was talking to Brookelockart yesterday [Wait Hold the phone: You think I’m in a fight with Moon, don’t you? Since I’m spending more internet time with Brooke? I’m not. But I am in a fight with her job]
Moving on, Brookelockart & I were discussing this latest piece in Lainey Gossip about how Katy Perry wants to jump your bones.
It’s Gossip. So let’s take it with a grain of salt. But also, we’ve been hearing “Gossip” for YEARS that Katy wants to jump your bones, so can we say that maybe it is sorta somewhat maybe possibly true?
Either way, we both decided that if you and Katy decided to become a “thing” we’d TOTALLY ship it. So here are 10 reasons why you dating Katy would be good for you & us:
1) She has Boobs & you like boobs
2) Katy’s bubbly personality will definitely cheer you up.
3) It would be FUN. Not serious. No one needs serious. You need FUN
4) What guy doesn’t want to bang her in her California Girls get up
5) Katy knows Snoop dog. And no doubt has access to really quality weed
6) Katy would actually like to be seen with you in public
8) And you’ll feel like a sexual superstar when fireworks shoot out of her boobs
9) Since Katy is obsessed with you, there will be an EPIC sad love ballad penned after you get bored and end it (a la Thinking of You)
10) Your dating Katy may stop all the robsten shippers from harrassing anyone slightly related to Rob or Kristen
Can we start trending #robstenisbroken #RobKatishot yet??
UnintendedChoice & Brookelockart
What do you think? Could Rob use a little Katy fun in his life?