We’ve talked about ‘the freebie list’ a lot around here. You know the list that couples have of people they could sleep with and it’d be ok because that person is on the list? Well Some site polled a bunch of bored ladies at home and work and the results are in. You’re… (drum roll please)… number 5 (crickets). Yea, looks like you’re not everyone’s cup of tea but you did beat out the Fresh Prince AND Ashton Kutcher. By a measly 3% but I choose to believe these ladies were either high on toliet bowl cleaner fumes or entertaining their inner Demi. I mean Ashton Kutcher? You should have beat him by like 100′s of percentage points. He made the trucker hat infamous.
1. Brad Pitt – 69% – I guess ladies like to think of hot, humanitarian, father of 234929347234, meet Joe Black, Brad Pitt and not Benjamin Buttons baby Brad Pitt. To each his own I guess.
2. Johnny Depp – 67% – Well DUH. Who doesn’t like pirates with questionable personal hygiene?
3. Gerard Butler – 66% – Have you SEEN that picture of Gerard giving Jennifer Aniston “the shocker” from the Bounty Hunter premiere? I think you ladies might want to rethink this one since Gerard seems to be into the no go zone.
4. David Beckham – 63% – As long as he didn’t speak.
5. Robert Pattinson – 61% – As long as he brought Tom Stu along…
6. Ashton Kutcher – 58% – For reals?
7. George Clooney – 57% – How the HALE isn’t he number 1? Or number everything?
8. Justin Timberlake – 54% – All my wildest high school fantasies come true with JT
9. Will Smith – 52% – I’d be too worried about Tom Cruise showing up “unannounced” for a little personal one on one “e-meter reading” to follow through with this one.
10. Hugh Jackman – 51% – More Wolverine less Boy from Oz.
When you can compete with the likes of REAL men like the Clooney, the Pitt (ew, the pitt?) and The Depp you know you’ve arrived. Or maybe you know that your PR team is on their shit. Or maybe you just know that Stephanie Ritz’s assistant was ordered to vote 23942390472354 times or until their laptop exploded to get you to number one all by themselves. Since you landed at #5, clearly the assistant was fired. Should have bribed the Robsteners with an “exclusive photo” (read: Rob and Kristen in their Bella and Edward costumes with a fireplace in the background.) to insure that Rob won. Amateur.
Next time Rob, next time! Like they say… Shoot for the moon and even if you miss you’ll land among the stars. REAL stars. Heh.
Where’s Rob on your freebie list? Who’s ON your freebie list? Ashton Kutcher?
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