As I was sitting at Comic Con staring at your toupee askew hairdo and wanting nothing more than to straighten it and then sit back down, I got to thinking. What are you going to do after this? You don’t have any upcoming projects to film, Breaking Dawn doesn’t come out for another 4 months (114 days but I’m not counting) and it’s not like you go to TwiCon’s or anything. So what are you doing?! Maybe you’re headed off on a little trip like me. Though I doubt I’ll see you in Kenya (though that would be the best surprise EVER) and I probably won’t see you when I swing through Switzerland for a bit but I bet you’ll be doing something pretty rad…
Here’s what I think you might be up to on your Summer Vacay
- Tour of all the Brewery’s in North America and Europe. You get trashed at the Heineken brewery, toss barrels and break every glass bottle in site while you try to reenact the opening to Laverne and Shirley. They throw you out and ban you from getting within 100 feet of the premises for the rest of your life. You contemplate ending it all right there.
- You set up a “Man’s Outdoor Trip” where you and the BritPackers go camping and white water rafting. Only all your arms combined are still too puny to row the raft and you all end up over board somewhere around the Grand Canyon.
- You enter the UK Big Brother house and start an alliance called BritPack, you are immediately voted out by an LTR girl in the house in the sole basis of your lack of creativity and general patheticness of the name.
- You start a tumblr to document your trip to all major water attractions in the world to reenact Jumping Rob in an effort to outdo yourself and reclaim top internet meme status.
Who am I kidding you’re currently sitting in Dick and Claire’s basement playing Call of Duty with Tom Stu you never made it to the airport or to any breweries or rafting trips. Enjoy your time off Rob, be productive! Learn a new language, paint me a picture, write US a letter for a change and I’ll see you on the flip flip.
Happy Summer Vacay Rob!
What should Rob do with his time off? Any vacation plans? Yes, it’s true I’ll be away for the next few weeks and will not be blogging. UC will also be taking it easier with a light posting schedule. Of course should anything crazy happen expect us to bust in. Have a letter or want to write a letter to be posted on LTR or LTT? Email us!!!