I don’t really have much to say. I mean. I have lots to say, but currently the words are escaping me. I’m just gonna let The Quad break it down for you… Vanity Fair style, of course.
PS: This letter and convo is about the very, um, revealing picture of Rob that surfaced yesterday from Little Ashes. If you are easily offended do not continue. And if you’re not easily offended, are over 18 and haven’t seen THE picture, look at it now. I warned you. I’m warning you. Very Revealing Robert Pattinson Picture
Friend #1: sorry for the sudden disappearance. After seeing the link Friend #2 sent me…UC: did you get fired?Friend #1: I had to run away. I had to cry in a bathroom stallUC: hahaha. b/c he tucked it. b/c tucking makes us cry
Friend #2: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! it’s TRUE!!! (sends me link to pic) RUN.RUN.UC: OH MY GOSHFriend #2: TUCKED.UC: oh i cannot believe this is POSTEDFriend #2: i am dying. i am dying. i am dying. his PARENTS and sissies had to see this saturday nightUC: it’s one thing to do nudityFriend #2: the tuck is the worst. but I will say…he has GREAT pelvic bones. always suspected–that little glimpse of them in the EW cover outtakes.UC: he looks GREATFriend #2: dear God, he TUCKED his peen.
Moon: starting to get links from boys of the tucked picUC: from which boys!?Moon: friends god i wanna look so bad. so i can have a discussion with a boy about itUC: just DO it. and then save the convoMoon: thats it???UC: look at the TUCK and the V and the MUSCLESMoon: this is gonna be the weirdest movie everUC: i know apparently that’s all you see. I asked Gozde from Robsessed. We see ass. and this. no actual peen. DAMN! need the answer to the age old question*don’t pretend like you don’t know what the age old question is!
And The Quad reunites after 10+ days apart. Read it all after the jump
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