Apology time: we’ve gotten TONS TONS and TONS of “Fan letters” for Rob lately (thanks to everyone xo!) and just haven’t had time to post them. Last night, theMoonisDown and I got together to read over all the letters. (by “got together” I mean chatted on AIM) Then we (pretend) called Rob to read him the highlights. He was (pretend) TICKLED with your letters and (pretend) begged us to share them with all his fans PRONTO. And when Rob demands something, we do what he says. MmmHmm.
Here are some teaser quotes that had us rollin’:
- I am 27 – old enough to know better, young enough not to care.- Laura A.
- IT‘s a sure thing (I hope what your IT means is the same as what my IT means)- Vicky B.
- There are no rehab centers for dazzle-abuse– H
- This cougar will take GOOD care of you!- Amber
- I’d stretch that shit out allll day- Anonymous
Rob is Ticklish
Thanks for the song that you wrote… um, yeah, for me.
I noticed that you giggled at 2:18 — Remember, that was after I tickled you. You’re so ticklish, Robbie…
Get your ass back in the U.S.
Thanks to the stalking-enabler known as “The Internet,” I’ve fallen into a comfortable routine of checking my Google Alerts over coffee each morning to find how you spent the previous evening. Throughout the day, I can occasionally check on you to make sure you’re still looking fabulous and fully enjoying all that [life] has to offer.
Going out with the girls after work has given me a new kind of rush knowing there’s a chance you’ll breeze into my watering-hole of choice, leaving every female within a 100 ft. radius incapacitated. I’ll spend the whole night trying to find the balance between confidence-inducing-tipsy and speech-impediment-drunk so that when you do show up I can casually ask you to please let me be the ‘random chick’ and all the celeb blogs will point to as we’re seen stumbling out of the bar together at 2AM.
Rob… darling, enough is enough. It’s time to give the people what they want: you. [Come back to the U.S.] There are no rehab centers for dazzle-abuse.
Love you, miss you, mean it!
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