Sigh…I like this guy

Dear Rob,

I’ll be honest I didn’t like your haircut at first. It was too short on the sides & I have a thing against short hair. But… it’s growing out. Plus… you’re doing interviews again. And.. you’re making me laugh, a lot. In fact, I had this whole post planned where we bring back RobPorn Friday using your hot new pictures & AMAZING images from the premiere last night, but I decided to NOT because we need to discuss the article in Entertainment Weekly. It was a-m-a-z-i-n-g. Like Old-School Rob interviews amazing. I just wanted to hang out after I read it. I’d be open to doing other stuff if we were hanging out, but hanging out is cool if that’s all you’re into.

-How do you think Eclipse ranks against the other two films?

Robert Pattinson: I don’t like it as much. {Laughs} Could you imagine if I meant that?

Also, in that tent scene, I can’t really get over the fact that the word “thought” sounds like fart.

Stewart: The word thought does not sound like fart.

Pattinson: It does.

Stewart: Maybe because you are an English person.

Good one, K! English person= awesome

Pattinson: The opening line of that scene is “Can you at least keep your farts to yourself?” I couldn’t quite get over that.

Seriously- I can’t get over this. I laughed so hard, I even made a audio clip of it:

[audio:http://letterstotwilight.com/music/UCdoesRobPattinson.mp3]

Tell me I shouldn’t be in Harry Potter or something…

Taylor, you worked so hard to get the body for New Moon. Can you ever let it go? Are we ever going to see a paparazzi shot of you eating a dozen doughnuts?

Lautner: Yeah, hand me some of that pie. I will eat that right now.

Pattinson: I will eat the container.

Oh Rob, you’re not fooling ANY of us- we know Kristen baked you a special pie- or 3- and you ate them in the car ride over

Rob, what’s the secret to not having to take your shirt off?

Pattinson: Don’t work out. I just kept telling everyone why I needed to take my shirt off in a scene, and everyone else had to think of reasons why I shouldn’t. “No, I don’t think so — Edward is much more chaste than that.”

Pattinson: Then I’d say, “No, seriously — I would like to wear a really tight tank top and have my belly come out of the bottom. And have some sweat on it, too.”

Gah I love you

Would you guys want to star in a big franchise again?

Pattinson: It is just the promotion part, which is the hardest part. When you see your face on, like, toilet paper and stuff, that’s when you know you have to negotiate the water very carefully afterwards.

Is there toilet paper with Rob’s face on it? Cuz you know… I wouldn’t be opposed to having that in my home.. and I KNOW Mr. Choice wouldn’t mind wiping his ass with it….

Uh oh… Look what the Google found me:

That's Hot

You guys are about to start shooting the two Breaking Dawn movies back to back. You signed on to this franchise before Breaking Dawn was written. When you read it, were you thinking, How is this going to be turned into a movie?

Stewart: Yeah, definitely. What is Renesmee going to look like? Is it going to be this little teeth-baby running around? It’s going to be weird.

Pattinson: {Laughs} “Little teeth-baby.”

Ugh– you’re laughing Rob? Why. You’ve never googled “Renesmee & Edward” have you?

Click & save if you want this as your desktop background. I dare you

You kill me. And FINE.. it IS Friday, and I’m feeling generous. After the jump, enjoy RobPorn from JodieO!

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MTV Movie Awards – My blinking heart crotch beats only for Rob

(Welcome to our new digs!! This is LTR, have a look around and update your bookmarks!)

Dear Rob,

The MTV movie awards started off with such promise…

This happened…

You and Taylor kicking ass in a fake movie with a BLONDE handlebar mustache!


MTV could have just stopped the show after this, really how could it have gone up from here? MTV blew their wad in the first 5 seconds… Time to get some TV Viagra MTV, so you can last for the WHOLE 93254902348 hours this show drags on.

Didn’t see it live?

Also kudos to MTV for resurrecting a movie character over 2 years old as the main character for half the bits they played. Len Grossman?? Way to stay current folks! Who ever said you gous lost touch with pop culture? Speaking of, what about that Len Grossman (Tom Cruise) slash Jennifer Lopez performance, huh?! Another banner moment in irrelevancy for the night.

Follow the cut to see Rob win some awards, some other stuff happens and we have a GIVEAWAY!!
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Today is a kind of celebratory day

Dear LTR gals, guys & Rob,

Moon & I were talking the other day and the convo went something like this:

Moon: I just want to hug all these people [our readers] and be like you know what? You’re pretty cool. I can be having a shitty day, working for people who suck and clients who hate me, but I know somewhere there’s someone reading the blog and THEY like me! Very gushy I know, and maybe a tad drunk, but still gushy/tad drunk/and NORMAL
UC: and I feel the same way
Moon: “Gushy” is one of my favorite terms because though I come off as a tough bitch on the exterior to most people, inside I am a truly and deeply sentimental person. Probably almost to a fault, but it’s true, and I can’t deny it- I love to gush.

Today we’re gushing because in our wildest imagination, 4 months ago on December 8th, 2008, we never imagined we’d be HERE with you all, over 500,000 views and 30,000+ comments later!

However large these blogs end up getting, we hope that one thing remains the same- that you feel personally connected to us and the other readers here, because if nothing more we want this to be a personal experience (albeit a funny one!) because Stephenie Meyer’s books are exactly that- a truly personal look at love and relationships.  We can only hope that we convey one ounce of that to you all.

Happy FOUR MONTH anniversary to us! After the jump you can see our hand-picked favorite posts from the past 4 months.

We love you all (you too Rob),
ThemoonisDown and UnintendedChoice

  • UC’s Choice:

To Rob’s ex-girlfriend: I hate you a lot, but I also want to be your friend
(1/14/09)

Here are some of the letter highlights:

Explain (in detail please) what it was like to kiss Robert. Please provide pictures, if you can, and crop yourself out.  What do you look like? Let me guess (I’m pretty sure I know his type) You’re about 5′5″, 115lbs (on a good day) with short brownish/reddish hair that’s cut into a cute 20’s bob. You’re probably in your early-mid 20’s with deep brown eyes. I bet you’re American too, right? Did you guys meet when you studied abroad or something? Or did you randomly meet up when you were traveling in London? Tell me exactly what bar you  met at and where you loved hanging out with him and his mates. (What? No, I don’t have a trip to London planned..yet)” Read letter here!

  • Moon’s Choice:

 

Pass this message along to your mum(2/5/09)

http://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mamapattinson1.jpg?w=181&h=273

 

 

Here are some of the letter highlights:

“Anyway, I just wanna thank you and Mr. P for getting it on and creating the beautiful man that you did. I gotta be up front with you though- I want to bang your son.”

“Someday I’ll put together a book full of letters people have written your son, via us. And if you’re ever feeling blue or you’re questioning your worth as a parent, you can read them and know that there are oodles of quality girls (and even some dudes) who think you did a heckuva job.” Read letter here!

Find out some of our reader’s favorite letters from the past 4 months on LTR after the jump!

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Letter from Rob

Dear UC & Moon,
This is me Robert Pattinson. You are my favorite fansite ever, and I don’t think it’s creepy at all that you write letters to me each & every day. I appreciate the lust that you and everyone on your site has for me and my body. Therefore, all your readers (and all their family members) should vote for you here: Dazzle Awards- Best Rob Fansite

Vote Now Biatches

Vote Now Biatches

I solomnly swear to become SadRob if you don't vote for LTR

I solomnly swear to become SadRob if you don't vote for LTR

Tell everyone to scroll down to “Best Rob Fan Site” and vote for you and only you. Let them know that if they vote for anyone else other than you, I will become SadRob and I know how SadRob breaks their heart(s). I’ve been pretty happy up here, hiding in a hole in Vancouver, so it would be pretty difficult to bring out SadRob, but I’d do it if your readers didn’t heed my words. Please don’t make me become SadRob. Pretty Please?

I also contacted my other girlfriend, Lauren, at Lauren’s Bite cuz she’s hot, and she’s been nominated for Top Female Blogger which, duh, she’ll win. But if your readers help her win, I promise to become HappyRob and sing everyone songs in French. If they are especially wonderful I may even give them the french style of kiss.

Did I delight you this Saturday am like I do each and every Saturday? Make sure you check out what James Brown and I have for you this Saturday.

Love,

Your #1 fan
Robert Thomas Pattinson

Just so we don’t get e-mails like Lauren at Lauren’s Bite does, no, this letter is not actually from Robert Thomas Pattinson. It’s from Taylor Lautner. He roleplays that he’s Rob…

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Feel the Burn!

Dear Rob-

These pictures of you post workout came out today and it left me wondering a few things…

-did you get self conscious in Japan being around buff Taylor so you thought you needed to step up your workout game a little? More leg presses less pints… and repeat

-do you workout in those doc martens? what about arch support?

-actually do you workout in that entire get up? cause i’d LOVE to see the faces of the hollywood gym rats as you pump iron in your best johnny-cash-man-in-black get up

-was the workout really strenuous? or did you take a shower there cause you’re totally glistening or is that just straight sweat, cause we all know you love the stench baby

-where are your sunglasses? it was bright in LA today. the ray bans my dear, the RAY BANS. Here’s a hint from a sunshine native: keep a spare pair in the car!

so in my imagination i see you working out with “let’s get physical” playing in the background… ok well maybe that’s just my weird twisted fantasy, but I’ve decided to put together a little workout playlist for your ipod.You can thank me after you get home. In fact why don’t you share it with all the muscleheads and make some friends…

Lets get physical – Olivia newton John
Baby Workout – Jackie Wilson (for my pal LA)
Gonna make you sweat – C&C Music Factory (gonna make you sweat till you bleed!)
Sexyback – JT (uh let’s face it, you’re defs bringing it back)
Too Sexy – Right Said Fred

Ok so this will get you through about a 14 minute workout but I don’t think you really have the attention span for longer than that cause you seem the type to get bored and go out for a drink and cig instead.  I totes understand. If you do, shoot me a text and I’ll meet you.

Oh and i left you a spare key to my house in your pocket! see ya in a few!
Themoonisdown

Thanks to: Robsessed and Robert Pattinson Source

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