*might sorta/maybe/not really contain spoilers*
If you were anywhere near Twitter yesterday day around 1130PST (and why would you have been you’re not ON twitter so just go with it) you would have noticed the sudden barrage of of tweets containing
half words like ZOMG, DIED, UNF, ooommmmhhhggg!! or “holy mother of edward” (that was mine). No it wasn’t Cathi Hardi’s much ballyhooed audition tape. Someone who clearly does not fear the law or the wrath of a movie studio posted approx 10 photos from Breaking Dawn. And they weren’t just Edward and Bella in the meadow looking lovely dovey… these were HOLYCRAPARETHEYDOINGTHATAREHISHANDSONTHEHEADBOARD good!!! We’re talking Edward and Bella sex scenes from Isle Esme and Beller is a Vampire pics! It seems ironic now that last week was “virgin” week on Letters To Twilight and now we see the devirginization before our very eyes!
Of course about .3 seconds after the twitters exploded (along with everyone’s pants and brains) the powers that be cease and desisted that ish. So since lots of people missed out (as witnessed by the mountain of texts I received) and because we don’t want to get our arse’s sued we present you a dramatic reenactment of the images AND the Twitter commentary…
UC and I have a pathetic discussion on who is older Marlena or Jacob? Without access to our WFE books at work (not fans) we take to twitter to ask. After about 34857 tweets where we came to no consensus someone drops the bomb
link Moon: *LINK TO PICS*
Moon: GO NOW!!!! before its gone!!
UC: the vid?
Moon: no! down!!! scroll down!!
UC: omg i did WHOA!!!!
holy mother of edward!!!
Just told Moon “Beller is a Vampire!”
This is my favorite day. This is the person who is responsible for the BD pics leaking’s WORST day.
you can hear them panting.
I’m pretty sure I look just as amazing when Mr. choice & I are getting it on. Just Sayin’. Except generally I’m in my Edward Cullen shirt..
The bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz heard around the globe
@letter2twilight OME! OME! OME! OME! AHHH! CAPS LOCK DOES NOT FULLY EXPRESS MY FANGIRLY JOY!
#headboardismylifenow <~love this hash tag.
@letter2twilight i am late to this party, but. . . holy mary mother of god! i’ll be a mormon if it goes down like THAT.
Srsly tho… the fireplace? Really? It’s like a @letter2twilight post come true.
i also love the one where her hand is on his chest and his eyes are closed. #TheyDoThatInRealLife
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HER KNEES ARE UP TO HIS SHOULDERS #THRUST
I want to unsee these pics. They are too much. But like any good porn, they are now SEARED into my brain.
im REALLY hoping a robstener somewhere is furiously cobbling together a sepia toned video of these pics set to endless love by lionel richie
@chrisweitz It’s nothing fans haven’t been photoshopping for two years anyway. #ZOMBGEdwardAndBellerDOIT
‘Hide yo’ hardrives hide yo’ emails,hide yo’ twitpic we gonna find u we gonna find u’ #summitlawyers http://bit.ly/cuspdB ‘so dumb so dumb’
If you only have 2 seconds today to catch up on Rob or Twi news read this tweet:
@BrookeLockart rob’s all rawr, headboard, vampy my bella, careful, careful. Kristen’s like bitch. and. Face.
Dude even Ted C, E and some other “big” news sources linked to the pics, CLEARLY the beast needs to be fed (and unf-ed apparently) so hopefully someone was listening today!
*UPDATE* As of 8somethingPM PST some crazy started tweeted another butt load of leaked images from BD which I won’t even pretend to be able to recreate with fan manips. God save their soul from the depths of the firey pit they’re about to be in for leaking those images. BEYOND crazy.
So Rob… half of twitter has seen your bedroom moves and has said some super embarrassing not-printable-here stuff that I shant repeat… Hope you’re tucked away nice and safe like today in Vancouver because there are cougars and pumas and sabertooths on the loose looking for your ass.
Can’t wait to see Breaking Dawn!
*none of these are actual leaks. I sure hope you could tell that from my shotty photoshop jobs. These were made solely from fan manips from google images and my own mouse*
DO NOT POST ANY OF THOSE PICTURES IN OUR COMMENTS OR LINK TO THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU! We like our lives and our money. Thx.
So did you see them? Did you see Twitter self destruct yesterday? Did you see ALL the images (and video!) or did you shield your eyes! Are you a purity ring wearing, no spoiler type of person?
Tags: , Breaking Dawn, crazy, embarassing, fan manips, Kristen Stewart, robert pattinson, twitter