A Faux-Rob Pattinson sings on video

Today’s post has videos. So if you’re ignored our 1200 reminders previously, you can MUTE the video ads (2 in the side, 3 all the way at the bottom!) Press the volume button. They’ll stay muted!

Dear Rob,

Maybe it’s because we’re in a MAJOR Rob slump or maybe it’s because I’ve had a few glasses of wine, but I laughed WAY TOO HARD at these two videos of a guy (pretty cute guy, if I might add) mocking you.

#1: He sounds remarkably like you when you’re doing the “mumbles” (aka singing)

#2: I mean.. You had that haircut once

#3: He puts STARS on his face in the Meadow

#4: He’s actually a good guitar player & singer

#5: He kinda looks like a less-moley version of Sam Bradley

#6: I had a few glasses of wine (did I already mention that?)

I missed this one back in 2010

This is a new release from December & features a cameo from “Kristen Stewart”

You’re laughing, right?

Mostly these videos reminded me of how long it’s been since I’ve seen the original Twilight and/or listened to the soundtrack. So then I found this:


Real Rob singing plus hot pictures? Yes please!

Happy Friday to us all!


Big thanks to LadyN for sending the 1st two videos in to us!!! XO

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Top 7 reasons Rob Pattinson wasn’t at the afterparty

Dear Rob,

We love RonFrom signs bearing your name (“Ron”) to seeing you in action on the red carpet, to being mere INCHES away from your face, Monday night’s Breaking Dawn part 1 premiere was Epic. Of course, what would have been even MORE Epic if Moon was not being “Rob-blocked” by a certain D-list actor when she was doing interviews, but more on that later (as in another day when we have time to edit another video)

Despite not getting to ask you if you’ve ever tried any other animal shape not-real-pieces-of-meat chicken nuggets other than Dinos, or finding out if you prefer to heat them in the conventional or toaster oven, we had a great night. Especially later in the evening when we came up with THIS list after spending 2 hours surveying the party, looking for you in every corner possible (we even looked IN the waterfall):

Top 7 reasons Rob Pattinson wasn’t at the afterparty (Cuz coming up with 10 was wayyyy too hard)

  1. Kristen got really pissed off that you wore blue too & gave you a unibrow with her sharpie.
  2. You heard they weren’t serving Dino-nuggets at the after-party and the spread was a more “grown-up” affair. Cocktails instead of beer? So you went home & threw something in the microwave & popped open a beer.
  3. You heard you lost “best dressed” of the night to Jackson Rathbone & were ashamed to show our face. Guyliner? Why didn’t you think of that?
  4. While in line to get popcorn & your Breaking Dawn souvenir cup before the movie started (you need to complete your set, of course) the ushers came out & announced the doors were being closed & no one else was allowed into the screening. Dean, your parents, your driver & everyone else you knew was inside, so you just hitchhiked home.
  5. They turned you away when you attempted to bring Bear through the doors. You even explained how you had no idea who more than half of the people were who walked the red carpet & you just felt kinda lonely, but they didn’t care. You pointed out Weird Al Yankovich & how much you needed Bear’s protection & even THAT didn’t work…
  6. Saddened that you didn’t get to talk to Moon on the red carpet, you went home to pen a song about your “missed connection.”
  7. You were told you had to check your cell phone at will call & didn’t want to part with your Jitterbug phone. You saw Ashley Greene’s grandpa eyeing it up earlier & didn’t trust that it would be there when you returned.

After getting home with the champagne-giggles, kicking off our shoes, putting on comfy clothes (FINALLY) and covering our war wounds with Hello Kitty band-aids, it was a nice surprise to find THIS video on one of our cameras:

Until next time (oh there WILL be a next time!)

UC & Moon

We had an amazzzzzinggggg time on Monday night. Make sure to get over to LTT today for Storytime! While Rob didn’t confess his love & whisk us away to meet Bear & ask us to vacuum out his sheets before taking us to bed (yes, together), it was a successful night anyway.

We have more stories to share. So stay tuned! Thanks to everyone we met & who encouraged us and made us SO HAPPY to be there! It was amazing to see faces we recognized in the crowd! XO

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Rob Pattinson: Dancing till the world ends

Dear Rob,

I’m sitting here after a longggggg week kinda stuck on what to say to you. It’s Friday. I don’t want to go deep (twss) and get Roblosophical. There’s nothing new about you to make fun of. It’s the kind of day when Rob Porn is appropriate but I’m just not feeling it. I looked at some pictures from Cosmopolis & tried to think of vacuuming, dusting or other things I’d like you to do around the house, but nothing was coming to me. Imagine that- I couldn’t even come up with chores for you to fake do.

So it’s Friday- Rebecca Black made sure we’ll never forget it– and I just want to have fun.

And after a quick trip to You Tube I discovered that to make my Friday great, all you really need is pictures of you plus a song with a kickin’ beat and we got ourselves a GREAT start to the weekend:

First up a little S&M:

I’m trying to count how many Fan vids I’ve seen set to “Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake. The number must be in the hundreds. Well, THIS one has a twist: it features the creator’s sexual fantasy about herself (I assume) & you, Rob (and it’s quite, um, realistic at times!):

Rob Pattinson is my Sunshine, and I couldn’t stop smiling the ENTIRE time I watched this video:

After finding these 3 videos my next goal was to find a video of you set to my favorite song of recent months: “Dancing till the world ends” by Britney. It HAS to exist, right? After a long search on you tube & google (and even a second search after my first search ended in me getting distracted by an hours worth of new Robsten videos) I’ve come up with nothing. Come on video makers of the world! Sexy song! Sexy man! Make it happen.

I guess I have to do everything myself don’t I? It’s not a video, but Rob Porn will do….

Baby Let Me Blow Your Mind Tonight,

Would a fan vid to “Dancing till the world Ends” blow your mind like it would mine? Any weekend plans besides oogling pictures of Rob online?

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Rob, seriously?

Dear Rob,

Are you gonna make me beg again? We haven’t seen you anywhere, no sightings, no videos, no awkward drive thru scenarios, no underwear buying, no nothing! All we have are some rumors about you riding a bike around Baton Rouge and learning to sail a boat…..zzzzzzzz… OH Sorry dear, I fell asleep there for a second I was so bored.

I know I’ve begged for you to come around before and I’ve begged for you to go away but I don’t care! You need to show your face. UC and I need something to talk about besides what our college friends are up to on Facebook or how I need to visit her on the east coast (I KNOW!). So PLEASE Rob, come out, come out wherever you are!!!

Since we’re at a complete lose for anything to yak about how about we just remember all my favorite things about you?

You, as Daniel Gale in the Bad Mother’s Handbook. Of course the rainbow sweater is classic but this scene is about as amazing as your O face here.


That nasty shower in Remember Me. Can I join you?

Whenever I’m missing “Old Rob” or want to laugh I head straight for the “Best of Robert Pattinson” videos on Youtube. That and a stiff drink and then everythings good.

you and Tom hanging out with that hot piece, Andrew Garfield last year. Sure, you’re all pretty haggard looking here but it’s the potential of what could be. You should all hang out more often. Like EVERY DAY. Please.


This thing that someone made of all your faces from the Taft video thingy.

My favorite favorite favoritest part of Remember Me

aaaannnnddd from the ALWAYS awesome PetitBiel one of her rad videos…

This makes me smile.

So that’s where we’re at Rob. I’m posting old stuff that I like about you. Please go to KFC or a Crawfish Boil or get drunk in NOLA and declare an early Mardi Gras as you flash your man nips while Kellan throws some beads at you, ya know, whatever just do something!

Your faithful blogger,

What is your favorite Rob? Have a picture or video we should see? Post them in the comments and let’s commiserate together until Rob comes back.

Sources: Robsessed, Youtube, PattinsonLife, We Heart It, the annals of my hard drive, my fantasies.

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Open Weekend Post: SEVEN Saturday Morning Delights

Dear Rob,

Who needs morning coffee when we have a Playlist of the 7 part 100% Robert Pattinson series from expert Vid maker Pettibiel? Not me!  (Side note, Mr. Choice came in from work as I was testing this letter & apparently I was too entranced with you & forgot to acknowledge him (not the first time) and he said, “Are you going to say hello to me? Or just listen to Evanescence all night? Good thing he didn’t know I was looking at a picture of you with your shirt off, set to Evanescence, 7 times. SEVEN!)

Wake up this weekend & start the video & play through all 7, or choose from the other HOT vids in the playlist!!!


And just because it’s probably now in your head here is the video clip we LOVE to talk about. (yes, this is a ghetto hand-held video recording I found online.. PEOPLE NEED TO LET ME EMBED GOOD VIDEOS! UGH!)

Happy weekending- SEVEN!


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