You, on my bed
eyes have been obscured to protect the innocent/slightly embarrassed
Dear Rob-
You’ll never guess who I got mail from today… ALICE CULLEN. Seriously, I know, I was surprised too, who knew a fictional character could send mail to me and who knew said character was also miraculously living in the same town as ‘unintendedchoice!’ Crazy coincidences I know, but that is neither here nor there, what really matters is what precious jewel ‘alice’ sent me.
YES, it is a pillow with your face on it. and YES, it is totally creepy. AND YES I’ve already stuffed it with a pillow from my parents house and taken pictures with it. No, you should not be alarmed. Just mildly wigged out and freaked that your face has been licensed for use on home goods such as PILLOWS. You might want to re-read over that portion of your contract. Just FYI.
Can you imagine waking up to this thing? I mean you’re not going to be doing a ton of sleeping on this thing as it’s fabric is about the consistency of a stiff parachute. 180 thread count the packaging reads… uh not something to be proud of Twilight merch makers! It makes me feel a little weird… I can’t look at it in the eyes too long before I either get freaked out or start laughing uncontrollably. I am now the owner an Edward pillow and I am an adult.
Also this leads me to the introduction of a new reoccurring post here on ‘Letters to Rob’ which shall henceforth be named “Where in the world is the Edward pillow?” Sung, of course, to the tune of “Where in the world is Carmen San Diego.”
This week… PHOENIX, ARIZONA… where it all began (Twilight that is)!
XO and scratchy dreams!
Me
Yes, you might be an adult and the owner of an Edward Cullen pillow, but I was the adult that took this said pillow to the check out counter in Hot Topic (giggling all the way) to pay for it with my adult credit card.
you’re looking hot today, by the way.. Edward is so lucky to have you by his scratchy face!
I’d bite that.
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HAAHAHAAHAHA
Oh, yes, the creeping Edward. I have that poster on my wall opposite to my bed.. It creeps on my constantly, as the same as dazzles me. Constantly.
Hey, Where is the pillow now??
Between my legs.
You know, for support, like a body pillow.
Uh, huh…
OOOooo…Sass….U NASTY GIRL!!
What kind of “Support” u need down there??!! LOL
There are a few things I could say right now, but I won’t… since I am new, I don’t want you all to think I am a complete perv, lol.
Well Sass…as the saying goes…I takes one to know one 😉
omg u people are so lucky i live in australia and i cant get ny of the stuff im gettin a doll of ebay so thats one good thing but i cant find the pillow cases nywhere
im sooooo smitten wit rob
@ajaye yay for new Australian friends! Sorry you can’t get a pillow case 🙁 that sucks. It really is delightful. Well, send us pics when you get your doll off ebay! xo
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Fully Jealous! Bit like Ajaye over here… Im in NZ and we have had next to no twilight promo… I have seen the books, posters and CD thats IT! Not even the special edition CD. It sucks!
I want that pillowcase, in fact I want a whole duvet set, so that I can wrap Rob around me 😀
@Emma- LOVE IT! a whole duvet set!
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tehehe my hubby would kill me, its bad enough that we have a playboy one, and that my naughty copy of twilight is permanently in the dvd player… im not to sure he would want to sleep under Rob
Heh, I’m an adult too and I’m fighting the urge to get an Edward action figure at Hot Topic. I walked in last itme I was at the mall but then I realized that I was the oldest person (other than those that worked there) in there and did one lap around the store before scurrying out. Perhaps one day I’ll go when all the teens are in school so it wont feel as weird. I’m about to move into the spare room at my best guy friends house and hes already giving me hell about various aspects of my decor…
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That’s awesome but I agree it’s a little creepy! Don’t they have one w/ him looking normal, not looking like he’s about to bite me?
Ha! That is so funny, my husband would never allow that pillow in my house, though. Too bad!