Stuff my guy friend says about Rob and Twilight
Apparently, lots of guys have seen the movie Twilight and are reading the books now… unfortunately, they’re just not talking about it like we are here at LTR and LTT. You think you and Chris Weitz and the Summit marketing dept could have a little heart to heart before this all starts again and butch it up a bit this time around to let dudes know it’s ok to watch this movie? Let ’em know that it’s not all screaming fangirls and lovely dovey teen romance moments?! Sure WE, the girls, love all that stuff, but what about the werewolf action, the vampire hunting, fixing up motorcycles, cliff diving and hot chicks driving PORCHES for God’s sake? Show THAT stuff in your trailers, movie posters and talk show clips, and the boys will gladly tag along, I swear!
Also, could you please talk to your friend KStew about her acting skills? After chatting with my guy friend, and without ANY prompting from me, he says that she totally bombs her performance, citing the “blinking and stuttering.”
So, if you have a few moments, maybe you could bring up some of these points with your studio bosses and director… it would be really cool to take my guy friends with me to see New Moon… and I have a lot of dude friends, so more money in every one’s pockets! We all win! Oh, and you should meet this guy friend, you’d be good pals I know it!
So… just to set this up below here, Rob, cause it’s a smidge long, my guy friend was in my office and saw the Edward doll and proceeded to take pictures of it and posted it on my facebook. It actually turned out really neato and this was our resulting convo…
SEE Rob, guys really ARE talking about you and Twilight!
Read what my guy friend says about Twilight after the jump!
(*sorry for the formatting, something got all crazy in the switch from AIM to blog)
themoonisdown: hahahah that pics amazing
myguyfriend: woot woot!
myguyfriend : the shield kinda looks like part of his shirt
myguyfriend : or like he’s wearing armor or something
themoonisdown: totally body armor
themoonisdown : those vampire fights are vicious
myguyfriend : hahaha, tru dat
myguyfriend : so is the next one gonna be about the werewolf injuns?
themoonisdown : hahaha mos def
themoonisdown : they will be a major part of it
themoonisdown : or at least SHOULD be cause the book is more about them. but you know the movies…
myguyfriend : oh those movies
myguyfriend : did u notice that the chick has like a weird mouth thing goin on?
themoonisdown : which chick? in twilight?
themoonisdown : kristen stewart?
myguyfriend : yeah
myguyfriend: she talked funny or something
themoonisdown: no joke, she’s like watching a bowl of oatmeal
myguyfriend : like maybe her teeth didn’t really fit in her mouth
themoonisdown : and did a lot of stuttering
myguyfriend : and blinking
myguyfriend : stuttering and blinking was kinda her response to everything….then again how do u respond to the discovery of werewolves and vampires
themoonisdown: so you’ve seen Twilight?
myguyfriend : i mean i didn’t “see” it…..i went with my mom
themoonisdown : everyone “went with their mom”
themoonisdown : that means you SAW it! whatd you think?
myguyfriend : hahaha
myguyfriend : it was ok, really teen
myguyfriend : well she doesn’t like to see movies alone and no one is ever at home to go with her, so we all took her when she came out for turkey day
themoonisdown : OHHH yea the book is way better than the movie, but arent they all?
myguyfriend : it was entertaining, def could be a better movie if it wasn’t appealing to pop culture
themoonisdown i wasnt a fan the first time i saw it, but i went again and really liked it
themoonisdown no joke, i think they needed a diff director and stay a bit more true to the story line
themoonisdown i mean with the money it made they need to go with like a christopher nolan type
myguyfriend : not sure if it was intentional, but all the cheese was really really funny
themoonisdown: i think some of the best lines were from side characters!
themoonisdown : like charlie, the dad. or jessica the friend
myguyfriend like the dude that looks constantly hurt
themoonisdown you mean jasper? or edward the main character?
themoonisdown jaspers with the weird blond hair in the family
myguyfriend : i dunno, one of the side characters that was bf with the hot future seeing gal
themoonisdown : yea jasper!
Themoonisdown: he’s a great character in the book
myguyfriend: he looks like he just broke up with his gf allllll the time
myguyfriend : omg, 1) i just used omg, gf, and bf 2) i just had a long detailed convo about twighlight!
themoonisdown : like ZOMG ur totes ones of us now!!!!
themoonisdown : you’re what my friends and i call a ‘unicorn’
themoonisdown : a male who has seen/or can talk about twilight
themoonisdown : youre a mythical creature my friend
myguyfriend : HAHAHAHA
myguyfriend : i call chix unicorns
myguyfriend : those spectacular beauties that are totally unattainable
myguyfriend : and some will argue figments of ur imagination
themoonisdown (6:26:47 PM): people talk so much about them but youve never seen one in person you’re not sure they exsist
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Tags: , Alice, Chris Weitz, dudes, Edward Doll, fangirls, Jasper, Kristen Stewart, marketing, motorcycles, movie, Porche, Rob, robert pattinson, Summit Entertainment Group, Twilight, vampire, werewolf
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