Oh where, oh where has theMoonisDown gone?

Dear Rob,

Last night I was texting with theMoonisDown while she was out getting her party on and while I was laying in bed (I am not a loser, I’m on the east coast remember? It was like 12:30).

I told her that I covered the posts for today and because I did all the work, she better have a good excuse for being out- like boozing it up with you, or something (remember, she lives in LA-LA Land) I told her to stalk all the area British bars- because you were at one the night before.

She immediately texted me back:

“OMG what bar? Cat n fiddle? Pig and whistle?” (Sidenote- you British people are weird- what is UP with those names?)

I was sleepy and wasn’t about to turn on my computer to help her out, so I replied with what I could remember:

“started with a ‘c’ and was ‘c and something,’ but not ‘cat and fiddle.’ Clothes and horse? no.. something with a horse?”

Moon: “OMG. Coach & Horses? That’s by my friend’s house. We used to always go there. Tiny little place.”

…. and that was it.

I have not heard from Moon since.

I can only assume she went to “Coach & Horses” last night and met you. And now you are together. Probably smoking. In bed. There is no other explanation as to why I would wake up with an empty text message inbox.  For as long as I can remember, moon has made my Friday AMs as I read the text messages I received at 3am while I was sound asleep.

I know she did not go home early.  I had no e-mails from her. I know she did not hook-up with her office crush. And she’s always online by 12pm my time, and she is no where to be found. The only explanation is that she is with you.

Dear Moon,

You better not stain his Prada suit. That’s all I’m sayin’

Love to you both,
UnintendedChoice xo

Yes, I posted twice within 2 hours- I should get a prize for this (pictures, Moon, I want pictures). So don’t get all excited over missing moon that you forget to read the kick ass letters you all submitted on the next post. XO

107 Responses to “Oh where, oh where has theMoonisDown gone?”

  1. Jena says:

    He asked her to the Oscars, I just know he did! Either that or she’s smothered in feathers and chunks of headboard right now and can’t get out.

  2. Jena says:

    Do you gals ever take a peak at the automatically generated related posts that show up? LMAO at “things to do in Cairo”. LOL!

  3. Spank Ransom says:

    I know I said that I wanted Moon to have Rob but the very notion that this may have happened makes me wonder for the first time in my life whether I could have sloppy seconds. Yes, for Rob, I would go there.

  4. rosalie_belle says:

    @spank sloppy seconds, thirds, tenths…it does not matter. i would gladly take rob…without shame.

  5. This is odd… Ginger is in LA too and she’s been missing all morning! Perhaps our two ladies hooked up to go stalking?

  6. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    @spank ransom-I would go there too.

    OMG! Could it be that one of our own(kind) has actually lived our dream.
    All I have to say is…Girl I hope you done us proud! I also hope you told him that there is more where that came from(LTR of course)

    Dear Rob,
    I hope you and Moon had a wonderful night, but I thinks it time you visit music city. Ya know that band you like (Kings Of Leon) is from here and I think you will find other things you like. Plus We know how to get down here.(If you know what I mean) 😉


  7. Leigh Anne says:

    Conjecture, speculation, insinuation…

    Not one bit. It’s all true.

    Yeah. I know where her ass is. Because that article about Rob mentioned he was with industry peeps. And ever there was an industry peep, it’s Moon.

    Case closed.

    Good night, ladies.
    p.s. Moon–I want the deets, please.

  8. Natsu says:

    So, Moon’s MIA, huh? I say if we don’t see Rob by 5pm EST, then a missing persons report should go out on Rob. Who knows what Moon’s doing to him! I would hate to think he’s tied up with nothing but his undies on in Moon’s trunk. Well, I would hate to think he’s in Moon’s trunk.

  9. Ayden says:

    “I think I just made love to a hot pocket”

    ROFL! That’s the best line of the day!

  10. Jena says:

    Maybe she camped out in the Oscar bleachers holding Rob for ransom if he’s not allowed to walk the red carpet! See, she’s just doing us all a favor! 🙂

  11. Melissa says:

    haaaaa…i would be so destitute if i lived near LA, for i would spend all my time rotating bar to bar in hopes of running into rob..not that i dont basically spend all my money going bar to bar anyway..just kidding brummielover aka mom….sortof..anyway, i hope she did find him, i want to live vicariously through her..

  12. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    Soundtrack for this post
    “I got mine” by The Black Keys

  13. Genevieve says:

    Moon- where are u? OMG- could it be true? He was spotted last night on the patio of the Sunset Tower Hotel- was Moon there? Oh, the suspense!


  14. Nataliae says:

    “The t-shirt and jeans wearing star spent much of the dinner in laid-back conversation with a mid-riff baring brunette. ”

    Is Moon the mid-riff baring brunette type?

  15. Genevieve says:

    I’m thinking-

    ‘A Rush of Blood to the Head’ by Coldplay

  16. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    “Closer” by NIN

    sorry, I can’t think about anything but sex with Rob today.

  17. Genevieve says:

    @FutureMrsPattinson- is there anything else to think about then? Haha!

  18. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    @Genevieve- Nope I think thats it

  19. Jena says:

    Moon should taken pocket Edward to all these spots hit hits, LOL!

  20. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    I think I just made love to a hot pocket. Thanks Rob!

  21. Jena says:

    should taken? Let me buy a vowel….should take!Ha, hooked on phonics obviously didn’t work for me.

  22. Genevieve says:

    Haha- LOL! ‘to a hot pocket’ was it good for you?

    Here HE is girls-


  23. Jena says:

    “I think I just made love to a hot pocket.”

    OMR, LMAO! That is totally the quote of the month! This needs to be on a t-shirt, LMAO! FMP, you just made my day!

  24. Jena says:

    @Genevieve, I’m actually excited for the hair to get back to that place. Don’t get me wrong, I love the short hair and the status it is now, but I love me some of that sex head! RAWR!

  25. SoWasRed says:

    Moon, that skank! I mean….erm….congrats?

    Someone pass the Rob please….

  26. Jena says:

    Oh my gosh, LOL, I just read my post and I can’t spell of the life of me today.

    Let me rephrase…ahem…”I think Moon should take Pocket Edward to all these spots he hits.”

  27. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    @Jena- Don’t worry about the spelling. I can hardly focus enough to read today.

  28. Jena says:

    of the life of me? “FOR the life of me” I just keep screwin up! OK, I’m getting annoying, I’ll stop now. LOL!

  29. Genevieve says:

    @Jena- I agree. Not many men can carry that short/long hair off but Rob does & can.

  30. Lauren says:

    Um, for real? That may be the most attractive picture I have ever seen.

    Dear Rob’s hair,

    My hair is in love with your hair.

    Love, Lauren

    Dear Rob,

    I am in love with you with that hair.

    Love, Lauren

  31. JBell says:

    Holy crap I’m gone for 2 hours and all of a sudden Moon is banging Rob!?!?!?! Moon you dirty little whore this was not part of the plan! I’m thinking we’ll need a RE: comment as soon as you make your way out into the world today!

    I would seriously jump for joy if Moon met/found him last night… then I would immediately ask UC to delete all of my comments from the past few days. lmao Actually… no, I wouldn’t. I AM NOT ASHAMED!

  32. lovepatt says:

    its still a bit early for me and maybe im a bit confused but…

    UIC- did u tell her to go there cause u knew that he would be there???? or did u just throw the name out?

    according to this article

    HE WAS THERE last night!!!!! and that means our girl MOON did see him there! OMG! so happy for her, so sad for me.

  33. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    @Jbell- No need to be ashamed. Deep down we are all dirty little whores here.
    Well I may be speaking for myself on the “dirty little whore” part. And actually its not that deep down for me. Its right on the surface. Just for Rob though.

  34. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    As I’m listening to Franz Ferdinand “No You Girls”
    It occured to me that this is Rob’s song to us

  35. Rhonika says:

    You ladies make my day!!!

    Moon where are you?!?!?!

  36. JBell says:

    @FMrsP – Well… I think we’d all like it to be “that deep down” ifyouknowwhatimsayin and ithinkyoudo when it comes to Rob. [credit to UC for the ‘ifyouknow…’ line lol I’m cutting from everyone today, but you guys are coming up with great stuff!]

  37. Amber says:

    @JBell – I hear you. Gone for a few hours, then BAM! One of us “may” have done the impossible.

    As long as Moon is up for sharing, I am all good with this. And Rob can read everything I’ve written, too.

    Dear Rob,

    There ain’t no shame in my game! Everything I’ve written…it’s true, all true. You may think I’m crazy, which is good, cause I know you like the crazies.

    And trust me, I can be crazy….VERY crazy!

    Love, me

  38. JBell says:

    @Amber – “There ain’t no shame in my game!” LOL Amen sister, amen. He would be in heaven here with us ‘nuts girls.’

    I was actually looking back at the Clare blog the other day and thinking “No seriously, what if she really HAS come across this before??? That would be amazing.” and then I started thinking, what if one of you ladies with a monster-avatar thing is actually Clare?! That would be insanely hilarious and I would laugh for years.

    Gosh you guys. I was actually doing good today and not coming back to refresh the page every 5 minutes, but now I have this to ponder over. [Yes, I said ‘ponder’] Just make sure you update Twitter when Moon has re-emerged into society please!

  39. Jena says:

    You know, it would be a dream to be able to get Rob to laugh. Just to see that gorgeou smile of his. So come on girls, let’s get to falling off barstools! I can fall off barstools! Yep, I sure can!

    “Other than that old age-transportation-trick pulled on the bartender perhaps the only remarkable moment of the evening was when one of Pattinson’s group fell off her barstool. “They all had a good laugh about that,” says Renaud.”

  40. JBell says:

    “…perhaps the only remarkable moment of the evening was when one of Pattinson’s group fell off her barstool.”
    Sounds like Moon to me, although I don’t actually know the girl. lmao I can only imagine though.

    Also according to that article, they arrived after 10 and stayed for 2.5 hours meaning – 12:30/1am-ish. Therefore, if UC and Moon for texting around 12:30, depending on how far away she was, Moon had plenty of time to get there. [not that I’m putting that much thought into the situation or anything… lol]

  41. Jena says:

    I’m suppose to be working, but I’m not working and ask me if I care? LOL!

  42. Genevieve says:

    @lovepatt- Uh, I think he was spotted at Coach & Horses on Wednesday night. But it is possible he went back again last night? who knows?

    Any sign of Moon yet?

  43. JBell says:


  44. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    I have done nothing but jack off…..um…I mean sit here all day.

  45. Jena says:

    What kind of name is “coach and horses” for a bar? LOL!

  46. FutureMrsPattinson says:

    refresh, refresh, refresh…….The sound of a hard days work.

  47. Genevieve says:

    @FMP- ‘naughty girl’!

  48. Kristin says:

    I would love to be in LA right now, so jealous. I hope you are with him Moon…and I too, am not above sloppy billionths!

  49. Kristin says:

    @FMP – REFRESH, REFRESH, REFRESH…sounds oddly familiar!

  50. Genevieve says:

    Sh..- if I was Moon and living ‘ where our leader roams’ I would so be walking around with handcuffs in my purse. Just in case …

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