Rob Pattinson loves ME

Dear Rob,

We know you love our letters in the traditional form (pen & paper keyboard & monitor), but have you ever wondered what our letters might look like if they were delivered in-person? We had a pretty good idea, and our favorite Rob Pattinson site, Rob Pattinson loves me, did too.  In fact, Kat was so effective at playing the part of ME that I plan to ask her to play me in the movie version of my autobiography (working title: UnintendedChoice & Robert Pattinson- Forever making in love)

[vodpod id=Groupvideo.2201955&w=425&h=350&fv=key%3D3f5500f854]

There’s never a need for a robe when you’re around…


HUGE shout out to Rob Pattinson Loves me who we discovered because one of the girls is a friend of a friend. And friends don’t let amazing Rob Pattinson videos slide by without telling other friends. Go to their site now! Watch all their videos! Tell them what you think! Tell us what you think! Am I being bossy?

Check out our FAV videos after the jump!

UnintendedChoice’s Favorite:


Moon’s Favorite:


Oh, and Kat & Heidi from Rob Pattinson Loves Me? The three videos we posted here got my husband to actually SIT with me while I SHARED the funniness of LTR with him for the FIRST TIME. A miracle has occurred. As a result, we’re rewarding you with the opportunity to jump in the Silver Volvo, push back the driver’s seat ALL the way and take Edward’s v-card.

Thanks to Lauren from Lauren’s Bite for helping me come up with that awesome prize for our wonderful new friends. For your help, I reward you with a pigeon ride up to Vancouver to take Rob’s fake v-card. I promise it will be the best 30 seconds of your life.


Update: Dear UnintendedChoice, You are so amazing that I hereby give you GQ Rob as your prize. Love, Yourself









Update again: I’m sorry, did you give yourself THAT Rob in THAT picture? Cuz you meant these Robs…

Damn you for being you...

Damn you for being you...

I may have accidentally declared I want to hump a wall...

I may have accidentally declared I want to hump a wall...









Last Update (promise): I gave myself so many gifts today that we decided to share the love and give you one. Save this and Adorn your desktop with Rob

843 Responses to “Rob Pattinson loves ME”

  1. Sass says:

    LMAO!!!! Very, very clever!!

    ‘P.S. I’ll be naked’…made me choke on my tea!

  2. labtwerd says:

    OMFG. I knew it was going to be good as soon as I heard the music start!

    That is the *perfect* way to start my day.

  3. labtwerd says:

    Holy geez. I just watched the other videos. My neighbor on the other side of the wall behind me probably thinks I’m a lunatic…I was practically howling….

  4. JBell says:

    “The postman ALWAYS rings twice…” lmao Niiiice

    Oh wow. Those were so great! Too damn funny. Also, that slightly looks like Rob’s signature; slightly. …and not that I would know that or anything…

    UC/Moon/Girls At Robert Pattinson loves me – I <3 you long time.

    Off to B&N coughagaincough. Wish me luck… will update you as soon as I can! Until then, have an AMAZING day staring at your internet version of the cover of GQ. (It’s already on my phone & iPod… and my background on my PC and my laptop)

  5. Just a Girl says:

    Alright ladies…are you sitting down…cause here it is

    THE GQ Cover!

  6. Angie says:

    I’ll have to watch those videso at midnight tonight. Can’t let my co-workers see my fawning over Robert in some videos on my iPhone. They’d think I was nuts.

    Loves the GQ cover but I wanna see inside!!

    Can’t even surf this site on my work computer, thank gawd for the iPhone. Steve jobs I loves you more than iJustine!

  7. junsikat says:

    Oh how I love today’s post…These girls are fuckin’ creative!
    “The postman always rings twice” and “I’ll be naked” made me laugh so hard my grandmother came downstairs thinking I could’ve lost my mind LOL

  8. Carrie says:

    Awesome Video.

    Good luck Jbell. Bring our man home!!

  9. Just a Girl says:

    I had to wait until the kids went to school to watch these ’cause the loud laughter from my office was drawing some suspicion…

    Dear UC, Please stand by for the bill to repair my LCD after spewing my coffee all over it! It was worth it.


  10. Jena says:

    NNOOO, I can’t see the vids at work and NOOOO, I can’t see the GQ Cover! This is the “blackest kind of blasphemy!” WWWHHHAAA!
    Now that I have taken a deep breath, can I be a pill and ask someone to email me the GQ cover at work, like in a jpg form, please! I gotta see it!

  11. JGroIsMyEdward says:

    funny vids! does anyone know when the mag is out in stores? (buying multiple copies)

  12. Monica says:

    UC/Moon: you totally rock!!!
    RPattlovesme: you too!!!

    Now, I promised some “thoughts”…..brace yourselves…

    Good morning to all of you out there.
    I woke up very early this morning and did a lot of thinking. I need to share this with you.
    Apologies in advance – this is no doubt long and possibly very boring. Do tell me to sod off if it is.

    1. The time difference sucks. I get the first comments at work and, blimey, when the going gets tough, I need to get back to the legal crap.
    When the second round of hotness comes my way, I’m back at home, need to spend time with DH and struggle with my crappy new connection at home (we moved house late last summer). Damn it!

    2. I dreamt about Rob again last night. It was another nice, warm, friendly conversation, as if we had known each other for all our lives and 10 years difference in age did not entail that I was in university when he was in posh grade school in Barnes. Ugh.
    I would like to turn these dreams into “A little less conversation, a little more action” (this is another Robsong for our list). Any hints?

    3. Re Robsongs: I am also addicted to the Kooks lately and this is just the thing for Rob: “Safety pins, holding up the things that make you mine / about your hair, you needn’t care, you look beautiful all the time”. That goes for the endearing Rob, not for the dirty Rob. But they are two coexisting halves of the Robverse (another Robism).

    4. Re my upcoming book: Another realisation has just struck me. Hear this and think of predestination. In the dark times when I was not yet a Robsessed fangirl, I created one of the key characters for the new book. This guy has turned out to be uncannily similar to Rob. I can prove there is no relation whatsoever. I became a fangirl in November after I saw the movie and I always put a date on my notes. The notes for this character (named Jamie) date back to last September. This is weird.
    The long and the short of it is…that now I can’t write a single scene with Jamie in it without thinking of Rob and how he would look like acting it.
    If anyone insists, I can post a character description so that you can all yell at me and dub me officially insane. Not a big spoiler for the book: it’s just a back story.

    Now, sadly back to legal crap after lunch here in CET zone… 😀

  13. Jena says:

    Never mind, I found the GQ cover at
    Oh.Dear.God! BUBBLE WRAP!

  14. jbell says:

    barnes and noble restocked justin… ask me if i give a damn… cuz i dont!!!

    walking in target now… will let u know

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  16. jbell says:

    @jena – lmfao! i ordered from her last night just in case!

    target is a no go as well. 🙁

  17. jbell says:

    @ lan – lmfao i think ur right!!

  18. Carrie says:

    JBell Try Borders

  19. Steph says:

    Awesome post. Really funny stuff. That guy playing Rob cracks me up.

    Now onto the really yummy stuff…. THAT COVER OF GQ. If I may borrow a phrase that floats around here a lot “I. AM. DIED.” Whoa, wow and double wow. He’s a friggin’ Adonis. Too delicious to be ignored.

    Now for a little story I’d like to share…
    Last night I was chillin’ wit my homies and one of my poor, misguided friends was telling me how she’ll never read Twilight b/c she doesn’t want to get sucked in, which somehow lead to discussions about how some think Meyer is a terrible writer and describes Edward using the same words over and over, which seemed to be the perfect seque for me to talk about how cute Rob is and how he felt silly showing up for the audition for the most beautiful man in the world. Then, the unthinkable happened. Another friend, and fellow Twi-hard, piped up that although she thinks Rob is totally hot as Edward, he does NOTHING for her in real life. She does not think he’s attractive. I almost fell off the couch. (Although, to be fair, I had similar thoughts before seeing him in interviews and watching him interact with people. I think he should spank me for being so disloyal.) I promised to e-mail her the hottest picture of him I could find. So, ladies? Hottest picture? Any takers for finding that one? There are just so many! I’m having a hard time deciding.

  20. JustGotWicked says:

    good lord that cover is smokin!!! I like how it says “hide your daughters”

    and i cant see the effing videos cuz im at work!! Can I wait 8 hours to watch them?? I might go crazy

    JBell… you are amazing for being so on the ball with this stuff. Im anxiously awaiting news that you have found the mag.

  21. Jena says:

    Barnes and Noble told me they wouldn’t get it until around March 26th so something tells me we may have to wait a while. However, I bought one off ebay even though I’ll buy more in the store, LOL!

  22. Amber says:


    GQ Cover…soooo sexy! Must find copy…I’m counting on you JBell!! Tell me where to go!

  23. Wendy says:

    GQ cover: that little swirly tiny tuft of hair below his ear does it for me. Geez.

  24. JustGotWicked says:

    ooh and JAG…

    not sure if you saw all of my praises for you last night. But that Closer video was ROBTASTIC!!!

    thanks a million

  25. therealrobzilla says:

    These are just too funny! Reverie personified. Love it!

    Went to books-a-million this morning. JT is STILL there! crap

  26. vogue says:

    I’m screaming with laughter over the videos, and screaming with joy over GQ!! I LOVE you Moon & UC!!
    Today had 2 great things to scream over!

    Again, I was writing a post and my computer freaking deleted it. WTF…..

    Gotta run to work, and you may not see me too much today, I”m super busy. (damn, todays gonna be SOOOO busy here, I’ll miss out! )

    Little Edward came to work w/ me yesterday; I posted some pics.

  27. JBell says:

    Texted my mother with a picture – told her to be on the lookout in every store she goes in today. She said, and I quote –

    “Whats up with the hair?! Ugly”


    • JustGotWicked says:

      please dont tell me ur mom has to be on the fkl….
      moms are supposed to support our addiction, not make fun of the object of our robsession

    • JBell says:

      I said “BLASPHEMY! How dareee you?!? You are not my mother.” and then I hung my head in shame. lol

    • JustGotWicked says:

      haha I got my mom to check the web for Rob/Twilight news. She now sends me any links that she finds. How cute…

    • JBell says:

      She is usually so supportive of my obsessions… I think she’s just being dazzled by him. It’s clouding her judgement.

  28. Jena says:

    LMAO! We’re all gonna start hating JT soon! LOL!
    (nah, won’t let it happen, but this is the first time I’m tired of seeing his face LOL!….I want Rob to be staring at me from the shelves thankyaverymahch!)

  29. JBell says:

    Someone find time to call Borders! STAT! lol I can’t right now or I’d be all over it… no time to call Borders, but time to comment on LTR! lol Commenting is quieter (is that a word? LOL ‘quieter’)

  30. Just a Girl says:

    Alright I have attempted to upload NiN vid to dailymotion…waiting to see if it takes.

  31. Carrie says:

    JBell I love that you got your Mom on the case. Is she part of your coveted team of Robersons (A team individuals dedicated to finding information about The Rob).

  32. Carrie says:

    Calling Now Jbell

  33. JustGotWicked says:

    On the phone with Borders now…

    hahaha the music playing while i wait is
    “im gonna sex you up”

    is that even allowed??

    and the verdict is….


    Still Justin

    sorry, I tried

  34. therealrobzilla says:

    Carrie – you are offline right now. I can do 1:00 on Sat. Talk at cha latah.

  35. Wendy says:

    I am so going to be fired from my job because of Rob. I just can’t get enough nor can I stay away! Aaaack!

  36. therealrobzilla says:

    Oh JGW you know you love some Color Me Bad!

    • JustGotWicked says:

      I do love it… i found it rather ironic that i was calling about Rob and that was playing.
      But it seemed odd to be playing while i was on hold.

      oh well… im just getting angry.
      you’re right Jena… im beginning to really dislike JT

  37. Carrie says:

    Still no new GQ. However, the guy did tell me to call back in a few hours. B/c they have some boxes of magazines they haven’t put out. He also said GQ usually comes out early so should be here soon.
    I almost squealed on the phone.

    • Jena says:

      Dear God,

      Please let GQ be in a box at Carrie’s store.
      You see, it’s really important.


    • Monica says:

      Carrie, where in the US are you? This may be in the public domain yet but I’ve been around here only lately and can’t remember…

      Im asking because I have a friend in Dover NH who is on the lookout to buy this for me – so just give me please a shout ( if GQ hits the newsstands! Thanks a million!

  38. Just a Girl says:

    Here it is…

    I’m not sure about Daily Motion copyright issues so it may not stay live for long…we’ll see.


    • Steph says:

      Okay, that middle pic of Rob on your blog?! The one where he’s looking all sexy and wet. No words. Where did you find that?!

  39. Jena says:

    Ok, I actually have to work. blah.

  40. JustGotWicked says:

    SOOO Ladies!!
    I actually just called GQ’s customer service. They said that all mags are in the mail and they have until April 3rd to arrive at the stores….

    thats about the best info we can get.

    however, i CANNOT wait that long!!

  41. Just a Girl says:

    Back to work…I’ll check in later.
    JAG out!

  42. Carrie says:

    I live in the gayborhood. Surely one of the gays subscribes to GQ. I am going home now and wait for the mailman to come and go thru the mail bin. I sure he’ll be cool with it. 🙂

  43. JustGotWicked says:

    gaaah… no go at my Target either.

    Im guessing its gonna be another day or two at least…
    this sucks

    I almost wish I hadn’t seen the cover. It just makes me want it that much more!

  44. JBell says:

    OMG @JGW! You got SERIOUS! How did we never think of this?! Seriously, I love you in a non-lezzie/KStew-NReed kinda way.

    Someone – I think it was Gen last night – said that who she talked to said they would definitely be out by Monday March 16…

    • JustGotWicked says:

      i guess i can wait 4 days….
      that seems like a friggin eternity though!!

    • JustGotWicked says:

      no go at my Barnes and Noble either…

      Ive got NJ covered… Where are you?

      We can have girls in all of the states on the lookout to see who gets it first.

  45. spunkette says:

    I have a couple friends that are managers at walgreens here in the Midwest. I’m gonna ask them to be on the lookout for the mag.

    Also-listened to almost all of the movie commentary last night. Around 28 mins when Rob starts talking about why everyone should hate him b/c of his customized peacoat, etc. and a couple mins later where they’re talking about the apple kicking scene (“superhuman moron”) had me on a LOLlercoaster! I was in bed and my husband had no idea I was listening on my iPod. He thought I was asleep and then I just erupted into a full on belly laugh. Poor guy.

    Also also- I realized why Rob thought “gardenburger” sounds so unappetizing. I’m pretty sure Brits call their yards/lawns “gardens”. So yeah I would rather have a veggie burger instead of a yard burger.

  46. Genevieve says:

    G’Morning Girls- Oh what a night it was last night after Ayden found us that cover! I almost DIED! I was so excited I was running around bashing in to walls!!!! It was so much fun it even rendered JBell comatose! What a FIND! & what a pic!

  47. Lan says:

    @jag –
    holy sh!t. your banner thingy of your blog, middle pic of rob all wet. really? omg.

    why have i never seen this blog? wtf?

  48. JBell says:

    BTW – When I finally find this damn magazine, I’m buying extras (if there is more than one available to me) – in case any of you wonderful ladies can’t find one or if they aren’t available to you. Will send them in the post without hesitation. :]

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