Where in the world is the Edward Action Figure – Spider Monkey Edition

Dear Lil Edward-

As you know UC and I were together last weekend and part of this week which gave us plenty of opportunities to take you out and show you other areas of LA that you haven’t already seen and that’s saying something cause you get around a lot in my bag! The other great thing about UC visiting was that she brought her Lil Edward and you two go to meet!! Long lost brothers together at last! We were having so much fun together you two decided to take us to Griffith Park the real like site of Edward’s Meadow and indulge our fantasies a little by acting a few crucial scenes out for us… you boys are too good to us!

Stay tuned for more scenes from our radical weekend together!

On to the show…

Friends are friends forever… if the Lord’s the lord of them… oh wait scenes from the movie, not CCM songs from the early 90s

Then you guys acted out one of our least favorite lines in the whole movie… “You better hold on tight Spider Monkey…”

Then it got intense when you started in on the big reveal sequence… “I’m the world’s most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off. I’m designed to kill.”

and a tender moment… “What a stupid lamb… What a sick, masochistic lion”

“And so the Lion feel in love with the Lamb…” in Edward’s Meadow, aka Griffith Park between the screaming kids on the playground and the old dudes on the golf course. But sshhhh we won’t tell!

Then you guys REALLY got into it and we felt a bit awkward… “Hold still… I wanna try one thing…”

After we pried you two apart it was time for a family portrait in the meadow.

Coming soon… sprinkles… robertson blvd… santa monica pier… THE WORLD! Oh and our very first video. EVER!

PSSSSST: if you wish we’d throw you on our backs like a spider monkey don’t forget to vote for LTR as the Best Rob Fansite (as if there’s another!!) at the Dazzle Awards. All you gotta do is scroll down to “Best Rob Pattinson Fansite” and vote! Simple!

719 Responses to “Where in the world is the Edward Action Figure – Spider Monkey Edition”

  1. Maria Cristina says:

    I’m from Brazil and I love your creativity and sarcasm. You’re the best!
    Very Very funny.
    Spunk MUST see this!
    Thanks for all!

  2. charlee says:

    LOVE the family portrait!

  3. Danielle says:

    You two are too much! Thank you for the belly laughter so early on a hungover morning. I agree, the “spider monkey” line is so embarrassing, and even more so when evidently Rob picked it himself. Of course I don’t hold it against him.

  4. Melissa says:

    haaaaaaa…perfect way to start my work day..so funny!

  5. pishposh71 says:

    Good morning ladies! Just swinging in to say hi before cooking the family bacon and eggs (in my fantasy Rob smells that greese from afar and comes a knocking). Love PE pictures ladies, very cool you got to hang together with your little men!

  6. Debby says:

    LMAO! You ladies are the best! Thanks for the laugh. My little Edward enjoyed it as well. He loves LTR. We read it every day together. I love the “Lion and Lamb” shot. So tender..emotional..beautiful.

  7. Steph says:

    Awh! You guys are so cute together – all of you! πŸ™‚ Thanks for some much needed laughs!

  8. M says:

    LOVE the one where he’s demonstrating he’s the world’s most dangerous predator…How’d you get him to hold onto the stick the whole time? And I wish they could have done some “ming reading” together, oh well. I love the family portrait, I love your highlights, you on the left. (no, not you lil edward)

    • That’s moon on the left. I love her highlights too. I have a ways to go since my hair is so long, but I am planning on stealing her hair.
      holding on to the stick took WAY too much time to figure out- plus he has great skills

    • themoonisdown says:

      my sister in law is a hair whiz! if you’re in la and need some fab-oooo hair let me know!

      ps lil ed’s feeble hand could barely hold on to that stick. uh i mean tree branch

  9. Jessica says:

    That was funny. Love the pictures. Great way to start the day. Thanks

  10. Ash says:

    Love you guys…I never know what to expect, but always leave the site with a huge grin!

  11. Sherin says:

    Dear UC and moon: girls you are the funniest coolest peeps eva!! thanks for sharing those pics, they r my favs,I’m showing them around these parts and people are crackin ‘ up!!! I love love the spidermonkey pic,at first I thought there was an Edward on Edward action going on, til I read d caption!and u captured the meadow scene soooo well!! LOL!

  12. JBell says:

    I was a little creeped out by the second picture, I can’t lie. Looks more like the Lil’ E’s were acting out scenes from Little Ashes rather than Twilight. LOL

    Also – overnight breaking news –
    Rob was supposedly spotted out last night at a Juno Fest party. I won’t believe it til I see pictures, and if it was a party type setting he was at, there are bound to be at least iPhone/cell phone pictures Will keep on top of it.

    http//tiny.cc/ZWZEL – Info on Juno Fest.

  13. Kimbalina says:

    Good morning JBell! I just read about your horrible dream on twitter, and seriously, I have been terrified from day one of my Robsession that something bad was goig to happen to him. Just because it always seems like all the new great up and commers have bad luck in the mortality department. We must all send Rob thoughts of perpetual safety in all things he does so he won’t ever get taken from us!!! P.S. Will you follow me on twitter JBell so I can respond to you on there too? I am Kimmycullen (aka Kimberly Hoover) Thanks and NO MORE BAD DREAMS!!!! PPPLLLEEEAASSSEEE??? πŸ™‚ Thanks lady.

    • Kimbalina says:

      Was also a little creeped put about the “spider monkey” sceen with the pocket Edwards….

    • JBell says:


      Sigh. I don’t even want to talk about my dream. It was the most horrific thing I’ve ever experienced and I feel like if I talk about it, it will make it all the more “real” and possible. Kind of like something happening IRL but you’re hoping that if you ignore it you can trick yourself into believing that it just never actually happened? So that’s what I will do, ignore it and it will leave my subconscious and never come back to haunt me again…

  14. brummielover says:

    what…Edward was in BrokeBack Mountain??? OME

  15. Just a Girl says:

    Morning, 2 PEs twice the fun!

    finishing up SexDrive vid.

  16. junsikat says:

    Pic #4 and #6 look as if they’re about to ManKiss *lol*

  17. Genevieve says:

    @UC & Moon, Just wanted to thank you for giving me another excuse to clean my laptop screen. LOL
    Uh, pic #2 (what JBell said)! LOL! You girls NEVER disappoint. Thanks for the Sunday laughs!

    • Sherin says:

      Thanks gen!! rob looks so cute n kstew is * gasps * smiling!! maybe it’s because the vampires and werewolves do get along ?!!! LOL

      • Genevieve says:

        Go figure right?
        Now all we need is a new ‘Rob’ pic! That would be SO good!

        • Sherin says:

          So, if rob was at said fest, you’d think the pics of him would be flying around d net by now right!? c’mon peeps,give them up,no robpics hoggin’ is allowed in the robuniverse

    • themoonisdown says:

      awwwwww a kstew smile!! yea!

    • SpunkMe says:

      Does anyone else get totally hot seeing Rob in that blue ski jacket when he met Charlie? I totes think he should steal that from the set!

  18. SpunkMe says:

    Good morning, gals!

    What’s your e-mail address? I’ll send you the mp3’s of Rob singing In your Head and I Don’t Mind.

    @UC and Moon
    Totes had a Little Ashes moment there with PE…HOT that there are 2 of them, could you imagine having Rob as twins…totally want some of that action ifyaknowwhatimsayinandithinkyado.

    Hey girl, missed you yesterday. Took the day off from LTR, eh?

    I posted much Robsten fanficporn yesterday..thought you’d like it…check it out on last thread or in JAG’s Twiporn library.

    Can’t wait for the Sex Drive vid!!!!

    BTW, DH came home this morning and brought laptop…totes sitting on pins and needles as to what he was going to say…Rob Urban Cowboy pic plastered across when turn on laptop and then my folder totally filled with Rob sex smut (ooo that sounds kind of hot)and then anyway, and then I was freaking out he would log onto LTR and see my screen name and totes read all my entries! But alas I worried in vain as he said the hotel’s internet connection did not work, so he saw nothing, but Urban Cowboy Rob, but didn’t comment about it. Phew!!! Close one!

  19. French_Nugget says:

    Good afternoon gals!

    @JBell, I didn’t ever get that e-mail w/ the MP3s. That account is acting funny. Would you mind trying to send them to another one for me please?


    • JBell says:

      Yep, I’ll send them there. I got the email’s back last night in my spam folder saying they couldn’t be delivered to your other address

    • carter.hearts.rob says:


      I also got emails sent back from your other address when I tried to send the mp3s on friday. So sorry, I felt like such a bad friend when you were like “can you send the others, carter?” Maybe your email inbox was too full?

  20. JBell says:

    @SpunkMe – Received. πŸ˜€ Thanks a million!

  21. JBell says:

    @FN – Had to send them kind of awkwardly… let me know if you get them – there should be a total of 5 MP3s

    • French_Nugget says:

      @JBell I’ve got all 5 now I just have to download them. Thanks again.

      @Carter Yeah, I think it was. But it didn’t warn me or anything! You shouldn’t feel bad. Thanks for trying πŸ™‚

  22. French_Nugget says:

    πŸ™ I’m almost ready to give up. It’ll let me play them in my-email, but it won’t let me “save target as” them. Does that make sense? It says “internet explorer cannot download. No such interface supported” I got “In Your Head” to work, but that’s the only one. πŸ™

    • JBell says:

      πŸ™ Do they show up as links in your email? On Mozilla when you right-click the option “Save Link As…” and it works like magic. I’m not sure what else you can try except maybe downloading and using Mozilla Firefox as your web browser…

  23. French_Nugget says:

    No, they don’t show up as links πŸ™

    I tried clearing out my other inbox, will you try to send the other 4 to that one? I’m sorry to be such a pain. guti5218@hsutx.edu

  24. Just a Girl says:

    SexDrive video is done, just publishing at moment. I’ll post when ready, its HOT!

  25. Angie says:

    I’m just watching an episode of Doogie Howser on hulu.com and I just noticed that doesn’t Robert look a lot like Neil Patrick Harris? Seriously?

    • Twitchlet says:

      There are a bunch of pictures of NPH in the RobQ! They both have pretty hot jawlines…and intense, mobile faces. Squee!

      If you like NPH, silly musicals, and super villains you should watch Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. So great!

  26. HeiTwi says:

    Ahhahaha! What a fun first does of twilight/rob for the day. It is creeping me out how much one of the edwards in pic 3 looks like rob in a wide shot on set. Good work. Did you actually make them say the lines (you know like when playing barbie when you were little)?

    @Genevieve, keep the finger biting/sucking pics coming!

  27. Just a Girl says:

    its up click on my name to go to my website.

  28. Leigh Anne says:

    Y’all are so hot…
    wanna make out?

  29. JBell says:

    Rob didn’t win Best Newcomer at the Empire Awards. πŸ™ I’m honestly pretty sad about it, but Gemma Arterton who is actually in The Boat That Rocked with Tom… so Rob wins by association! Yessss!

  30. IfOnly says:

    @spunkme – are you around? Will you send me the MP3 audio files you were talking about sending to JBell last night? Or if you have them JBell? You can send them to SM’s account (we share it for online stuff)

    • IfOnly says:

      Oh, and SM, I saved all the twiporn links from last night for you. πŸ˜‰

      • carter.hearts.rob says:

        hahaha I saved them too! Dirty minds must stick together IfOnly

        • IfOnly says:

          @CHR – Yeah, I had only read one of them before yesterday. But it was a slow day yesterday and SpunkMe posted a few short ones, so I started reading them. Now I am hooked. I’ve had some girlfriends give me some books in the past that were more like written porn stories, but nothing can top the images of Robporn when you read these. BTW – I love that you got your picture up. It really helps to keep everyone straight when you can put a name to the face.

    • JBell says:

      I can send them now while I’m re-sending to FN. Just the two of them right? Do you have all 5?

  31. IfOnly says:

    @Moon and UC – I’m glad you guys hate the spider monkey line too. Worst line in the whole movie. SM and her family always say, “here’s the part you hate” everytime we watch it. It’s just freaky. And I hate how he picked that line out of 10 choices. I’m just hoping the other 9 were even worse. I also have to agree that today’s post does look more like a little ashes reenactment than twilight. LOL! But hey, PE’s a professional! They both did a good job. (but who owns the pitcher and who owns the catcher?) And their hair looked great! You did a good job with wardrobe and hair for them. And the camera work was amazing. πŸ™‚

    • French_Nugget says:

      I thought the same thing about the other 9! I can’t imagine how much worse they could be though.

      • French_Nugget says:

        Okay, maybe I have a few ideas….


        “”Get ready for the ride of your life.

        “I hope you’re not afraid of heights.”

        “Come with me if you want to live.” πŸ™‚

      • JBell says:

        I’m sending all of the MP3s in bulk email again to SoccerMom/IfOnly so you’ll be getting duplicates. Don’t mind those lol

        • IfOnly says:

          Thanks JBell! I can’t get to them right now. Livemail having problems. It’s letting me into the inbox but when I try to open mail it says the server is having problems and will be up later. I’ll let you know if I don’t get them right or something. But is shows your email with an attachment, so I’m sure it’s fine. Thanks again.

    • carter.hearts.rob says:

      I HATE HATE HATE HATE that line. It completely ruins everything about that scene. When I watch the movie and Iknow it’s coming on soon, I am like squinting and cringing in the lines leading up to it…

      BAD FORM Catherine. You should NOT have let him say that line! It’s all your fault.

      • Just a Girl says:

        Rob picked that line therefore I cannot hate it *sigh*

        • IfOnly says:

          Oh, no, we hate it and he must be punished. *cracks whip* (maybe I am glad he picked that line now – LOL)

      • French_Nugget says:

        I hate the scene in the hospital when he says he’s leaving and KStew is stammering through “What? No? You can’t say stuff like that to me” I have to look away, it drives me nuts. I hate it!

    • themoonisdown says:

      spider monkey and monkey man were the WORST my cringe-worthy lines of the entire movie. AHHHHH i hope they dont do that crap this time around!

  32. Spank Ransom says:

    Are you sure you were recreating scenes from Twilight and not doing previews for Little Ashes? πŸ˜‰

  33. SpunkMe says:

    Hi IfOnly…I see JBell is getting those to you. His singing is like sex melting in my ears!

    Busy uploading gifs and pix to photobucket acct so I can post for you guys…

    OMG! IfOnly, did you catch that one that Vogue posted last it was some Little Ashes ala Edward and Jasper meets The Sumissive/Dominant…ok That I had to quit.

  34. carter.hearts.rob says:

    Another shitty line – “You should put your seatbelt on!”

    WTF, Melissa Rosenberg? Was that the best you could come up with?


    • JBell says:

      Catherine says in the commentary something to make me think Kristen picked that line too… CH says “I love what you did here Kristen; about the seatbelt…”

      • carter.hearts.rob says:

        Oh I totally missed that part… I also don’t get the way Rob responds with “well you should put your seatbelt on!” I get totally confused… like what was that?

        • IfOnly says:

          I actually liked that line. *ducks* I thought it was cute. He says you should put your seatbelt on like that because he can’t get hurt and she can.

          • JBell says:

            LOL Twinners!

          • carter.hearts.rob says:

            Haha I’m not going to internet fight with you, IfOnly. I hadn’t thought about it like that. I think I perceived it as being a cop-out line. Like they couldn’t think of anything better for him to say. I dunno.

            I <3 you IfOnly… let’s never fight again! haha

          • IfOnly says:

            No, I’d never fight with you Carter!! <3 Just thought I’d give you a different look at it.

        • JBell says:

          I actually kinda like that part… especially Rob saying that cause it’s just so cute.

          He’s so take aback and thinks it ironic that she’s telling HIM to put his seatbelt on when she should be worried about her own safety with him driving like a crazy man

          • IfOnly says:

            I love how he says it too. His face is cute and he does a little are you kidding me laugh…..mmmmm…..Rob.

  35. JBell says:

    They should have moved the “Do you trust me?” “In theory…” lines up to that scene and let it drag and then for the next line it would have been Rob saying “…then close your eyes” when he jumps to the next tree…

    Just sayin’

    • IfOnly says:

      Oooohhhhh. I love that so much better!! Much more romantic. (okay, add screenwriter to your list JBell).

      • JBell says:

        1. FBR Investigator
        2. MIB Front Woman
        3. Journalist
        4. Writer
        5. Travel Agent
        6. Screen Writer
        7. …


        • French_Nugget says:

          That reminds me JBell. Did you check out Hotwire? When I was looking up flights/hotel combos they had the best deals a couple of weeks ago.

          • JBell says:

            o0o! That was the only one I couldn’t remember lol I knew I was missing one! I’ll have to check that one out later

  36. JBell says:

    @IfOnly/FN – Somewhere within the mess of emails I just send out, you should end up with 5 different MP3s. lol gmail & aol are being a pain in my ass today and I can’t keep up with which one’s keep getting sent back to me as undeliverable.

    • IfOnly says:

      Okay, I got them in the email and can open them in the email (they open directly in the email – they don’t open another window), but can’t save them. I have tried opening them in a different window (right clicking and choosing that option, but it does nothing). It also doesn’t give me the option to “open with” when I right click. Do you know what I am doing wrong? I’m using a PC. Do you have a MAC? Is that making a difference? I also have itunes, ect on here because I have iphone. I’m so much better than SM but am still techno challenged.

      • French_Nugget says:

        Is livemail MSN? I had trouble with that one earlier too! I don’t know what their problem is.

        • IfOnly says:

          it is msn. did you have the same problem trying to save them?

          • French_Nugget says:

            Yes, it kept telling me that “internet explorer cannot download. No such interface supported” I finally just gave up and tried w/ my other e-mail address. It would look like they were starting to download and then that message box would pop up. As soon as I clicked “ok” it would stop the download.

  37. French_Nugget says:

    Thanks JBell, I finally got them all downloaded!

  38. vogue18 says:

    Whew, glad I’m not the only perv around here who saw the 2 pocket Edwards and immediately had thoughts of man-on-man love. LOL!

    Very cute, nontheless. Two P.E.’s are better than one!!

    So – HOLY CROW. I read all of “The Arrangement” last night, at least what is completed of it. CAN’T WAIT for the next chapter! At first I thought it was going to be just another hardcore bump n’ grind, but the plot is very good, and actually really frustrating!!

    I was actually yelling at my laptop “OH COME ON!! ARRRGHHH!” at the story. LOL!

    OK, check out this vid of Rob. It’s an F-ING annoying screamfest at a mall, so just turn the sound down and spare yourself an anxiety attack. Fast forward it to about 2:35 and watch…. he bends over and I SWEAR I can make out his butt crack!!!


  39. Just a Girl says:

    Finally, I have an advantage being a Canadian, doesnt happen very often.
    Reports are that Rob may very well be on the broadcast of the Junos tonight. His appearance was apparently public so there is a chance he may be on the show,which is on Canadian tv station.
    Need to learn to hook cable tv to PC stat!

    • carter.hearts.rob says:

      Saw that @RobPattzNews said it was a “public” appearance. Wondering what that implies… I would assume that means it was scheduled by his agent?

  40. vogue18 says:

    I have never seen this interview.

    This guy is HILARIOUS and I am shocked that Rob doesn’t seem to get his humor! It’s so dry and stupid, and Rob seems so unsure of how to respond to this guy’s weirdness. It’s akward, but funny too. What was up wit dat, Rob??? You are the king of being off-the-cuffm and quirky!!


  41. Dany says:

    Girls, I have a question. How many cds does the Twilight DVD have? In amazon.com there’s one that has 2 cds and one with 3…but I’m not sure, and I’m guessing you all have it already. Can you clear that up, please? Thanks!!!

    • French_Nugget says:

      I believe there are several diffent versions available. I would definitely go with the 3-disc. That’s the one I got.

      • Dany says:

        Thanks! That was my first choice, too, but I wasn’t sure if the 3 cd thing was a real thing or not. I was going to buy it from amazon but the shipments costs are HUGE! so I’ll save a little more money and buy the DVD and the 4 books together. I need to have them in the original language!!!

  42. vogue18 says:

    The Arrangement. Read it Ladies. We will discuss it.

    Also, in honor of todays Hot Vampire man love pics, here’s a total freak show of a fanfic.

    I was reading it , saying “Oh HELL NO!” “Oh No they di’int!! OMG!!!” (not for the faint of heart)


    • carter.hearts.rob says:

      Um, I think we should totally do a smut/fanfic book club. Like every Thursday night we discuss the latest fan fic.

      “So what were the character implications of Edward and Bella banging up against the window in ‘The Office’? Discuss.”

    • vogue18 says:

      I’m a smut slut πŸ˜€

      • vogue18 says:

        well, if we get too raunchy here for UC & Moons taste (don’t want to be TOO over the top, not that we don’t linger at that precipice ever day here!) we can do it at my blog. It’s set up for trashtalkin.

        But this is my favorite place to be…..:D

    • carter.hearts.rob says:

      Name me a person on LTR that isn’t a smut slut haha

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