GASP… ROBERT PATTINSON IS HUMAN!!
- *clears throat, grabs bullhorn, steps up on soapbox*
Dear Crazy Rob Fans (the bad ones)-
We’ve all now officially seen “THE TUCK” picture and now 5 minutes later I’m already reading complete nonsense about how this picture is ruining Rob’s image and how he’s fat and has back-acne and his pubes are trimmed. I’ve got news for you psychos…
HE’S AN AVERAGE GUY!!!!!!!
And can we all say a collective “AMEN?” He is NOT Edward with a marble chest, he is Rob, pasty white, somewhat soft in this picture… THAT’S NORMAL! and ya know what? That makes me feel a heck of a lot better about myself cause god knows I don’t look like Megan Fox or have her body and God knows 90% of the Twi-dom doesn’t either! So calm down!
XO, loving you like you are…
*bullhorn screeches, steps off soapbox, goes back to spinning records and making out with rob*