The Best of Robert Pattinson (aka: I can't get through Monday without this)
Never stop being you, k?
Thanks for reminding me of this amazing video, Myria!
Oh why the hell not? I’m feeling generous, and it IS a Monday… Part 2:
Thanks to Joy, the amazing creator of these two vids!
People have been begging us to “Break Down” the DVD commentary “vanity-fair-style.” Literal BEGGING has occurred- tears have been spilt, promises have been made…. so we gave it a whirl this past week. See how it turned out after the jump:
The (almost) Breaking Down the commentary Vanity-Fair Style
Amiga #1: anyway…can we talk about how I wanted to bang rob in the commentary
UC: Yes! let’s get that discussion going or else we’re gonna lose steam
Amiga #1: because I sorta really wanted to. so I called him up…
Amiga #2: I wanted to bang him a year ago when you bitches didn’t even know him, but whatever… bygones.
Moon: this is commentary discussion?
Amiga #1: and he jumped on over and jumped on top of me in one magnificent bound. he has good aim.
Amiga #2: by the way–I am listening to D’Angelo now.
UC: let me get out my commentary notes
Moon: HOW DOOOESS IIITTT FEEEELLL
Amiga #1: it feels pretty good actually. if you know what I am sayin
Moon: I’m talking about D’Angelo!
Amiga #1: I’m talking about Rob…
Amiga #1: is that billy burke in the background gangsterin’ it up?
Moon: good god poor kid
UC: is it? looks like his eyes but nothing else
Amiga #1: i am pretty dang sure
UC: that’s his bodyguard apparently
Amiga #1: my “twi-sense” is tingling
Moon: my how the times have changed. couldn’t beg anyone last yr and now they have to have curtains up
Amiga #1: that sounds scandalous
Moon: must suck to be a PA on that set. Rob looks like a looney on that car- laughing all maniacly
UC: i know. he does look looney! i bet kristen flashed him!
Amiga #2: seriously…last year the cast was mingling
UC: and then Rob was like “whoa! there’s nothing there, Kristen!”
Moon: and a BODYGAURD?
Amiga #2: there was not security and umbrellas and shizzz last year
UC: hello….I said a funny joke
Moon: you did
UC: even though it’s not that funny cuz my boobs are that small. Okay, Amiga #1 has limited time and i have a lot of work. let’s be productive. this is a business meeting about the commentary
Amiga #2: yes ma’am.
Moon: we can hit half of it? this might be a two-part discussion anyway. I think we should all watch it on the phone together. Where is Amiga #1?
Amiga #1: I am still wondering if I can see myself in that car with him. He told me to hide…since we had a quickie and all
UC: haa. i <3 you. i would like to video chat with you all and also rob
Amiga #1: i dont want you to see my face as i talk. it is weird
UC: i just think a video chat would bring The Quad to a whole new level. I don’t want you to see me either. i have fat face when i talk and sometimes i pick my nose
Amiga #1: and my voice is weird
Amiga #2: my face is fat.
Moon: yea we could watch the dvd on chat!!!!!!!
Amiga #1: well, I am off to eat something
UC: of course. Say hi to your g-ma for me
Amiga #1: i lied. I am not going to see gma. I just didn’t want to make you jealous
Amiga #2: you’re going home for a nooner. awesome. Noooooooner.
Unfortunately all those desperate to hear our insightful take on the commentary are going to have to wait a little bit longer. I’m not sure what was in the water, but something made us completely unproductive on this day (Not 100% true.. you gotta admit that Kristen-flashing joke was pretty much WIN) xoxo- UC
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