The Rob Pattinson Theme Park

Rob- I was up till 3 am making the new LTR pretty Sunday night and out late last night with Papa Choice celebrating my birthday on a boat (that didn’t move) so Cath and drsaka saved the day with a letter to you!

Dear Rob,

We’ve noted that there is now a Harry Potter Theme Park.

Of course, we‘re hoping that a significant portion of the park is devoted to your excellent, rosy cheeked English school boy character, Cedric Diggory, and his ‘wand’. We plan to visit soon to explore this possibility! However, this gave us this idea and hope: A Twi-theme Park! We’re very excited by this idea: imagine, being able to have a full sensory Twi-experience! It’s the realization of our acute, fond hopes.

So for our wish that this concept will be realized, we have suggestions for this park. The park will be comprised of different areas devoted to aspects of the Twilight Saga, and naturally Edward will have a big role in the park.

In the interest of full commitment to the dream, we have commissioned a team of artists and craftsmen to design and produce animatronics or robots of the beloved Twilight characters, especially Edward. We will spare no expense to avoid the animatronics looking like this:

or like this:

We hope that your Twi-theme Park experience will give you a Cullen smile!

Interactive Twi-Rides and Experiences:

Our interactive rides are designed to give you a unique Twilight experience. Rides that we offer are:

The Spidermonkey: Racing up and down trees on the back of a robot Edward.

Haunted Volterra: Travel underground through scary passages under Volterra while interacting with beloved members of the Volturi.

Volterra Labyrinth: Experience Bella’s heart-pounding two-minute journey to save Edward by finding your way through our replica of the city of Volterra in a yellow Porsche. You will arrive in the square just in time to save Edward (available every hour on the hour- reserve your experience now!).

St. Marcus Day Festival: Experience the exuberant atmosphere of our St. Marcus Day celebration. Red cloaks available for all.

Cullen Bumpercars: Have fun with your friends on the bumpercars (little silver Volvos, red Chevy trucks, red BMWs, and yellow Porsches).

Rollercoaster at Vampire Speed: Experience the thrills of traveling at the speed of vampires on our rollercoaster in cars each with a replica of our beloved vampires!

Forks Prom: Dance with Animatronic Edward at the Forks high School Prom! Huge number of twinkle lights extra.

We are proud to announce our three exclusive Wii™ Twilight Experiences!

Vampire Baseball: Engage in the American past-time with our exclusive Wii™ Twi-vampire baseball game! Be Team Edward!!!

La Push Surf: Surf with the gang at La Push Beach in another Wii™ experience. Surfer-stoner van and licorice extra.

Wolf Pack: Run with the wolves through the Quileute Reservation in another exclusive Wii™experience. Special feature: you will be able to hear the pack thoughts!

Sparkling in the Meadow: Relax in the meadow with animatronic sparkly Edward! Odd, wonky leg positions are included.

Imprint Inc.: Experience to thrill of being imprinted on by a random stranger (stranger will accompany you throughout the park closely for the rest of your visit and possibly for the rest of your life.


This will be our most popular attraction! Experience the legendary leghitch with an animatronic Edward. Alert: the animatronic Edward attraction is often unavailable due to repairs; call ahead to avoid disappointment. Due to unfortunate occurrences  during the testing phase of this attraction, real actors portraying Edward will no longer be available due to liability issues and pending legal action.


A replica of the Forks diner will be available for your dining enjoyment of steak and cobbler. Also on the menu are garden burgers, Italiano, including mushroom ravioli, spinach salads and edible art. Specials will include chicken and biscuits, Nando’s chicken, In-and-Out burgers, meat filled Hot Pockets, microwaved carrots and HobNobs. We offer one beverage, Heineken. For purchase, miniature replicas of chocolatehead Edward will be available


We are pleased to offer a one-stop center called ‘Shopping with Alice’. Personal shoppers portraying Alice Cullen, will assist each and every patron until they drop from shopping. Pea coats, giant mittens, prom dresses and tuxedoes are available. We specialize in tweed couture.

For party and wedding preparations, we offer each client a Personal Alice to plan single every aspect of your event. without consulting you. Twinkle light in trees available. Bows are extra.

LTT/LTR Shop: Thanks to UC and Moon, we are proud to offer exclusive merchandise from the LTT/LTR store. Do not pass up this opportunity to own these wonderful items inspired by the contributors of the LTT/LTR fandom!!!!

Coming in 2012! Fan Fiction Bookstore. Come in and peruse the myriad of Twi-FanFiction choices! Available for purchase is the highly anticipated BI Coffee Table book! Purchase CDs from the Park in-house band, The Weeping Ovaries! Adult only section of the store closed to those under 18 years old. There will be FF reading by the authors: medical personnel will be available to revive patrons.

Additional attractions will be added in the future. One such attraction will be:

Three to a Tent: Spend a night in nature in a tent with two actors portraying Edward and Jacob as the fight over you and you freeze. You will  be provided with a sleeping bag with heating pads to stimulate a ‘Night with Jacob’ while listening to the actors recreate the “Truce until Morning Scene’. An experience not to be missed!

Dear Rob, these are our suggestions for the assured-to-be-wildly successful Twi-theme Park! We look forward to visiting and experiencing these attractions for ourselves! We hope that you’ll be available to visit the park at the grand opening!

Cath and drsaka

So LTR women, what attractions would you like to experience at the park??? What other Edward rides should there be?? Tell us your suggestions!

Ugh, girls? Isn’t it obvious? We just want a simple  Edward ride 🙂

Business Time:

Don’t forget that to celebrate the BRAND NEW LTR we are giving away a tshirt from our LTT_LTR Store! All you have to do is comment- we’ll randomly pick from amongst all the comments this week! The more you comment, the better chance you have of winning!

Thanks so much for all the great feedback for the new LTR and LTT look. It’s been a long process and managing a site this size is a big task  (unless you want to pay someone which we can’t afford!) We know there are some weird kinks & stuff. If you’re having trouble SEEING the new sites, clear your cookies & your cache. That should fix it. We’ll be adjusting things as they come up, so if there’s something you think we’re not aware of, please email us! Moving to this new site design allows us a LOT of freedom to roll out some cool features, so we’re excited to do that soon! XOXO

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

Thanks to Robsessed for those awful pics of Rob

212 Responses to “The Rob Pattinson Theme Park”

  1. natashadushi says:

    This was hilar!!!!! I want to go to the FF bookstore LMAO. Great letter ladies!

  2. Robjunkie says:

    I’m dying laughing. Best Idea Ever!

    • misty says:

      Cath and Draska::

      I <3 your letter and idea!
      Just one questions: can I get a VIP membership pass that never expires…you know, the kind where I can line jump and (*coughs) "ride" Edward as mush as I choose????

      • Cath says:

        Thanks Misty!!! We’re trying to make that work, we’re still dealing with a few lawsuits…hahaha, but we’ll overlook skipping the line a few times, so go ahead! 😉

  3. robgirl86 says:

    OMG!!!! Draska & Cath, ILY!!!! hahahahahha…too funny

    to speak in Rob words :
    “That sounds like the gate to hell” 🙂

    The Twi-Theme Park…and somehow I pictured instantly red carpet basements and white chocolate-strawberries …..

    I’ll wait for the coffee table book and “Ride”( read….THE ride………)!!!!!

    • robgirl86 says:

      ….and I still think the second “thing” looks really like the axe murderer!!!! I might skip that…it’s traumatizing!!!!

    • robgirl86 says:

      …and I still think I’ve to learn proper english

      dearest Drasaka!!!!! and THE ride…….


    • mine!mine!mine! says:


      ‘The Twi-Theme Park…and somehow I pictured instantly red carpet basements and white chocolate-strawberries’


      *shudder* I’ve been trying to forget about those four 🙂

    • Cath says:

      People with red carpet basements pay double price! 😉

      • robgirl86 says:

        TWIMOMS = TWI-HARDS!!!!…like they will come whatever it costs!!! we have to be prepared…..

        • Cath says:

          Hmmm, you are right, maybe we can fit in a seperate Twihard section, we’re going to make that one so good, one big red carpeted basement! 😉

  4. mine!mine!mine! says:

    ‘Available for purchase is the highly anticipated BI Coffee Table book! Purchase CDs from the Park in-house band, The Weeping Ovaries!’

    oh I so forgot about that BI coffee table book and ‘The Weeping Ovaries’.

    Brilz letter ladies 🙂

    yours in (BI coffee table book) anticipation.


    • I am for realz waiting for that BI coffee table and to listen to ‘The Weeping Ovaries’. Especially ‘The Weeping Ovaries’, Cath & Draska are really talented!!!

    • che says:

      @mine i thought u would like to go to RP theme park and experience a bathromm kiss with animatronic Daniel Gale 🙂
      and i’d like to experience *cough* something with animatronic Tyler

      • mine!mine!mine! says:

        @MP & Che *waves* –

        MP – I’ve missed all the BIJ references and there just isn’t enough BI Rob going on lately.

        MY fingers are crossed, I sooo what to win a BIJ tee.

        Che – Daniel Gale is all kinds of win, but it’s twi-themed.

        Drsaka and Cath – could you perhaps add some rides that involve Rob in other roles? A bathroom ride with animatronic Daniel Gale would be super! 🙂 *Swoon*

        • mine!mine!mine! says:


          Who the fuck did I just turn into?!!! I don’t think I’ve ever said ‘super’ in my life *shakes head*

        • che says:

          dude (yes i said it)
          that’s what i was talking about RP theme park!!
          no need for The Volturi or Wolf pack
          only Rob is enough

          • melronin says:

            A ROBPARK che…all Robs in one place!
            Wow…that’s THE DREAM…
            Robler and Robowski!!!…both…together…
            Is it too hot here in Greece today sista???

          • drsaka says:

            That’s our next venture. Its really an adult only theme park, Robworld, ifyouknowwhatImean. 🙂

          • melronin says:

            oookkkay…there is room afterall…LOL
            Adults only…Robpark. Love the idea drsaka!

          • @ draska You should contact the subject of the experiences, I’m sure he’d be interested. He did dedicate us porn poems! Well, he forgot to mention us in the commentary, but we know who inspired him.

          • Cath says:

            Shttttt Drsaka, Robworld is still topsecret! Remember what Rob said about it… 😉

        • Cath says:

          All requests are welcome Mine! We’re working on it, I’d fancy such a ride myself, winkwink!

  5. hahaha, brillz!!! I’m in!
    Random thought: would you consider any dumpster related experiences as well?

  6. melronin says:

    Girls…have read your letter with an open mouth!!!
    LMAO…drsaka…Cath…this is sooooo great!!!
    I love ya…seriously…my inner greak muse is jumping up and down…with an open mouth…

    Twi-Park…wow, better than Disney ever was…
    am ready for the ride of my life, THE EDWARD RIDE is sooo promissing….

    Can I just make one little suggestion???
    Need something…for…eeeehhh…more experienced
    riders…A ROB RIDE maybe???…rated R????


  7. Edible Art ? says:

    Hilar ! love it – especially that Edible Art gets included !!!

    Loads of helium ballons for sale in the shape of plaid guitars !!!

    Also need a “sex hair corner” where you or your significant other could try to recreate the famous do !!!

    • robgirl86 says:

      hahahhha, “sex hair corner”…omg..true, what’s about a “word vomit” corner with beer and videos?

  8. OMG that was brilliant! I would definitely pay to go see a Twi-themed park.
    “Odd, wonky legs position included.”

  9. CarrieCee says:

    Oh that was just too funny for words.

  10. Amber says:

    I want to visit the FF bookstore, but I have one question…

    Where is the disco stick ride?????? Does that come in 2012 in the Isle Esme addition?

  11. TLG (TippyL) says:

    This is my first time in the new LTR digs! Great site, UC & Moon!!!

    Cath & Drsaka FTW! Brilliant letter! Love the leghitch experience. Can I book now? The Imprint Inc. made me laugh out loud.

    Nando’s chicken! Awesome. You ladies made my day.

    Silver Volvo bumper cars FTW!!

    • Cath says:

      Thank Tippy! And speaking about Imprint Inc, everyone needs to sign a disclaimer though before going on that ride We don’t like lawsuits… 😉

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  13. Lindelle says:

    Fan fiction bookstore! That would be my downfall. I can get sucked into a Barnes&Nobles for hours as it is, I’d probably never see the light of day again if I stepped into a ff store.

    Also … everyone should check out the “Press” tab at the top, I had no idea LTT/R was featured so many places! And I loved the praise and hater comments! “I do not like your general train of thought” <– brillz.

    • YES! glad you noticed that. Moon spent SO long working on it and it’s so fun to read the cool stuff AND the hater stuff!

      • Robjunkie says:

        Aww, the hater comments made me nostalgic for the old days. Good times. Nowadays it’s all so civilised and agreeable. I miss the nutbars. I think I’m gonna adopt another persona and post misspelled and poorly constructed hate-filled comments. Just to get some of that old magic back.

    • eatmyjorts says:

      The hate mail was so funny I was tempted to write some just to get on the page…

      godfearingfromtexassays: UC & Moon, y’all are just vampire lovin’ hoors who use vile ungodly humour to infiltrate the heartts & minds of women previously of good character. Shame on yew.

      • mine!mine!mine! says:




        I really don’t get how wrong the haters are about this site. They all seem to think that this is serious shit here? Srly they must understand sarcainess when they read it?

        Just a moment, have I got this wrong are you all deadly serious and believe that rob reads and replies to the letters? 🙂

        • Cath says:

          Sssst Mine, that’s supposed to be a secret that youknowho replies all the letters here, I think he’s an eternal intern at Moon&UC’s office.
          We took the secret Rob oath, remember? 😉

    • mine!mine!mine! says:

      ooooooo, i’m off to check out the ‘press’ tab…sounds fun 🙂

    • Cath says:

      The couches in the FF bookstore will be VERY comfortable Lindelle! 😉

  14. Michelle says:

    Love this…love love love.

    However, my mind is still in the Twilight movies being played with Rob as every character…the possibilities are endless…well, and hilarious.

  15. misty says:

    The Twi-Theme Park…and somehow I pictured instantly red carpet basements and white chocolate-strawberries …..


    • misty says:

      oops that was for RG above…sorry I’m still getting used to this site! But I do really like it 🙂

  16. Lucypattzlucypattz says:

    Edward ride ..Yeah for the new site that isn’t blocked for me!

    • Lucypattzlucypattz says:

      Obviously I’m post got cut off. THE Edward ride, thats all we need ♥

      THE Edw

  17. gizmo says:

    OMG! I would so go! That was so full of win. Girls you should send this to Summit. And I love you for Jurassic Park intro! I’m such a sucker for theme parks.

  18. melronin says:

    drsaka honey…I DO know what you mean…and I am waiting for your Robworld adult park asap…

    (and there was no room for me to reply to your comment above?, have to get used to this)

    • that happened on the old site too- that’s not different. I think people just would reply to the last one they were able to with a note saying WHo the reply was for! Last site allowed 5 replies… so does this!

      • melronin says:

        I never really counted the replies UC honey on the old
        site. Good to know…ok…5 replies!
        You did a great job with the new one…seriously.

      • The Old One says:

        Could the replies have a little more room to expand, I mean, when they get into the sub- sub- replies they seem to get really squished, and there’s all this room over on the right side, on my computer anyway? Is there some way to control that?

  19. eatmyjorts says:

    And how about some ‘being Bella’ experiences? You could sit on the purple bed & kiss an animatronic Edward…As soon as it says ‘Let me just try something…’ you need to pucker up. Bella’s Choice? Stand on the painted X & one half of your body is instantly freezing, & the other half boiling, while ‘Quil clout lay’ whispers in that ear, & ‘You are my life now’ into the other…

    And the Rez part of the Park? Don’t even tempt me or I’ll have us all ‘imprinting’ on life size chocolate wolves…

    • natashadushi says:

      I prefer to roleplay the hospital scene with tubes in my nose and stuttering” whywhobecwhdjeno no no”

  20. libby says:

    I wanna ride a Cullen bumpercar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love bumpercars!!!!!!
    Oh, in the FF bookstore, do I get a discount if I pay with my eclipse debot card??? LOL
    best theme park idea ever!!! hilarious girls!!!

    • yep!!! 10% off your ticket price, PLUS you can earn “reward” points to use towards purchases in the Fan Fic book store….. or you could pick up jorts in the souvenir shop!

  21. adrienne says:

    i like the Rob Ride idea – it should be at least a half hour long and at the end you wind up preg with Robward’s baby

  22. tupelohoney says:

    “Three to a tent” does sound intriguing… but I think y’all need to add a “Tyler in the blue shirt jail scene” attraction…. Honey, I’d be there everyday….

    • melronin says:

      Jail rock…with Tyler…Robler
      win tupelo!!!

    • undecidedsten says:

      think y’all need to add a “Tyler in the blue shirt jail scene

      that’s one ride I’d que for days to go on
      v funny today cath and draska!!!

  23. robgirl86 says:

    a bit out of context, but the chocolate Rob looks more like Prince Charles (with hair!!) to me…
    somebody should make some chocolate Rob LIPS!!!!

    • melronin says:

      I hope they will sell some Rob-lli-pops in that park too…
      to lick on while…riding!!!
      Oooppsss….did I just say that???OMG…

      drsaka&Cath…you made my fantasy go wild girls!

      • tupelohoney says:


        Oooh, Mel you are bad!!!! (But I love you anyway, maybe that’s why I love you?).

      • southernbelle says:

        I want one of those lollipops too. What flavors do you have in mind? I just want one that tastes like Robward. Peppermint maybe? With a hint of chocolate? 😉

      • Cath says:

        We aim to please Mel! And those Rob-lipops sound yum!

  24. SingleStrand says:

    The only ride I would need is Rob. That is all.

    • southernbelle says:

      Hi! How are you?

      Oh gosh, Rob’s gonna be so worn out, the line of women wanting to ride him will go all the way to the moon! LOL

      • mine!mine!mine! says:



        ‘the line of women wanting to ride him will go all the way to the moon!’

        now that just made me laugh!

        • southernbelle says:

          @mine *waves* hi! I can just picture that scene now. LOL, ok never mind, too hot to mention.

  25. toooldforthis says:

    Great letter!

    I can only think of one Rob ride I really want to go on and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to pay for it.

  26. southernbelle says:

    LOL, well I really just really want a simple Edward ride!

    But okay, those rides seem a lot of fun too. I’ll definitely want the Spidermonkey, Leghitch and Sparkling in the meadow. Can I leghitch with the real guy who plays Edward? Perhaps there should be a contest once a month, he’ll be there leghitching w/ a lucky girl!

    They will have to use crowbars to pry me off of Robward while leghitching him.

    • Cath says:

      We have some bodyguard too at the park, just sayin’ SB. We’re not responsible for any injuries if and when a visitor, um, enjoys the rides a bit too much, haha! Just thought I’d leave that disclaimer! 😉

      • southernbelle says:

        Ha! Well yes you’re gonna need a lot of security! Never underestimate the power of the Twihards! Or the Robhards(twss)!

        Might need to have “jaws of life” there. LOL

      • drsaka says:

        Cath, you know that there is pending legal activity and we’re not supposed to talk about the leghitch incident!!!!

        • Cath says:

          Ooppssss! Sorry drsaka! Just pretend I never told you that SB! 😉
          *shudder* The leghitch incident, truly traumatic…

          • southernbelle says:

            OK dokie, my lips are sealed anyway!

            When are you gonna work on the Weeping Ovaries CD? LOL

          • drsaka says:

            We have one song completed and we’re working on the second. The Theme Park Design and Development has taken most of our time.

    • mine!mine!mine! says:


      ‘They will have to use crowbars to pry me off of Robward while leghitching him.’

      You are really making me laugh now! 🙂

  27. Darkbook108 says:

    Great post, although the Edward ride (even if human) will be in the repair shop a lot of the time. They can also sell sparkles and ice packs for those who want the ultimate experience ;).
    *Forks Highschool*
    You can go through realistic classrooms representing all of Bella’s class periods throughout her time in Forks.
    Enjoy biology and win an actual golden onion every hour if you are able to recognize all stages of mitosis while an actor portraying Edward looks as if he would like to eat you. Also in every type of whether there will be a Mike Newton saying, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?!” Go into the English class and be serenaded by animatron Edward reciting Shakespeare. Also, you can go to gym class where evryone plays volleyball Bella Swan style.

    • Cath says:

      Great ideas! Interested in working for us Darkbook? Salary incl. free admission to the park ofcourse!

    • drsaka says:

      See our disclaimer above about the ‘Leghitch’ experience- this applies to AL Edward type rides or experiences. We will need a full and expert repair service staff to maintain the ‘equipment’ for the high level of activity that we anticipate.

  28. southernbelle says:

    Cath and Drsaka will there be gluten-free Hobknobs and Hotpockets? 🙂

    • Cath says:

      Ofcourse my dear, we’ll get right to it! 😉

      • southernbelle says:

        Thanks bb, I’ve been craving for Hobknobs, I’m so close to just getting one, devouring it and just pay for it getting sick later. Weird that now I know about it, it seems to just pop out when I go to the store.

        Oh hey I see Rob again on your avi!

      • southernbelle says:

        @cath, oh also gluten-free beer for me! Trust me you’ll have a huge market for this kind. There’s a lot of us!

  29. JennB33 says:

    Don’t forget to have Mary Clearwater’s Fish Fry and some Vitamin R (for those 18 and older) in the concession stand.

    • southernbelle says:

      That’s an excellent suggestion!

    • drsaka says:

      Those go with the ‘Fishing with Charlie’ experience.

      • southernbelle says:

        @Drsaka while we’re at it, how about the peach cobbler, Bella’s favorite?

        Oh and I think there’s should be an abundance of free apples(see front of Twilight book) too, you know for goodwill. LOL.

        In 2008 during the Twilight opening night here, the line was extremely long, we’re talking it snaked the entire parking lot and it was freezing cold! Someone came out and started giving everyone an apple. 🙂

        • Cath says:

          Cute story SB! I think we will hand out those Rob-Lipops, maybe an icepop variation too, for the non-sweeth tooth peeps organic red apples! (and if you’re feeling really peckish Hot Pockets)

  30. Keisha says:

    My first comment on the new site! I’m scared. Rob, hold my hand. (No wrist holding here)
    I would looove to go to the Rob Pattinson theme park! Pass the Heineken, find me a dumpster, and let the good times roll. Way better than Disney World.

    • robgirl86 says:

      so YOU are holding his hand, that’s why me has serious difficulties to comment here…to find and press all the buttons..mean ( sweet) girl you are, send him over please…<3

    • undecidedsten says:

      Rob, hold my hand. (No wrist holding here)
      haha love it!!!!

  31. Jules says:

    Dear Cath and Drsaka – Brillz, just brillz.
    I’d like to ride the Spider Monkey and visit the FF store.
    The BI coffee table book is a must have.

    *patiently awaiting the dumpster ride.

    • drsaka says:

      Jules, I think that the FF bookstore will be a hit. Another idea- FanFic Theater, but I don’t know how to do this without getting shut down by the authorities.

      • Cath says:


      • Jules says:

        OMG – FF theater would be all porn. I think that one might get you arrested. Best to stick with the bookstore for now.

        • Keisha says:

          They still have porn theaters right? Should we ask Pee Wee Herman?
          Otherwise, I will offer up my living room to The Cause.

        • pumagirlsf says:

          Oh my… FF theater?

          Jules, you KNOW I’d be down for that (TWSS).

          Fifty, Tattward and Hockeyward on the big screen? (Professor Edward Masen not so much right now – he’s in the dog house at the moment.)

          Only one question: Do the seats recline?

    • undecidedsten says:

      in the FF store the stories automatically updated when you have time to read them no WIP’s

  32. Bella_NaA says:

    You had me at spidermonkey ride.

  33. drsaka says:

    Everyone- great suggestions! There are so many opportunities here!

    Other ideas:
    The Splash! Cliff diving.
    The Lion and Lamb Petting Zoo

    We have plans for other areas of the theme park that will def be adult only.

    ‘What other Edward rides should there be??’ that of course was a non-subtle, innuendo laced leading question!!

    • Cath says:

      Hahaha good drsaka, you’ve remembered those! I want to do The Splash and then have visions of Rob! 😉

      • drsaka says:

        Now if we only had $50-100 million dollars sitting around to realize this dream!!!!

        • southernbelle says:

          @drsaka @cath someone needs to pitch this idea to Summit! For real!

        • Cath says:

          Hahaha yes! Come on Rob, just give us the money you will make for those two BD movies! This park’s going to make money for you, just remember Dollyworld! 😉 (and you and the Britpack will have free admission for life ofcourse)

          • southernbelle says:

            @cath I love how you mentioned Dollyworld. 🙂

            Rob will be your investor. Don’t ask Stephenie Meyer though, I doubt she’ll approve these rides, if I know you and Drsaka, there’s gonna be pervy rides! So Rob and Summit for sure!

          • drsaka says:

            Did you just call me pervy??

          • Cath says:

            Haha, thanks SB! It’s actually Dollywood! My bad!
            And are you implying me and drsaka are pervs??? Hahaha, thanks dear! Rob likes pervs I think, so that’s cool!

            P.S. Robbywood could work too! 😉

          • southernbelle says:

            @drsaka @cath yes y’all heard me! Pervs!!!!

            Oh I just noticed the petting zoo….hmmm, I only want to pet Robward. 😉

    • robgirl86 says:

      OMG..all I read …was

      PETTING……….that post is doing bad things to me

      Drsaka&Cath = Dankeschön!<3

    • whyamidoingthis says:

      OMG, you got me with the [heavy] petting zoo.

  34. eloise says:

    Will the hillywood people be there performing at 10:00 2:00 and 4:00? And there has to be some sort of cliff dive/water ride attraction too! Kind of like splash mountain but instead of furry dancing animals they can have wolves.

  35. Johanna says:

    This is brilliant! I want to go shopping with Alice. You could sell some of the stuff from yesterday’s LTT letter. You know – open up Bed, Bath and Beyond and sell their Twilight lines..

  36. Vera says:

    I just want to go climbing walls on Edward’s back. I would go to the moon (like ET), easily.

  37. whyamidoingthis says:

    There should be more than one eatery to choose from. I suggest a homey “Emily’s Kitchen” type establishment, serving fish fry and extra large muffins (DON”T go there).

    • eatmyjorts says:

      What if we WANT to go there?

      • whyamidoingthis says:

        You can purchase the novelty t-shirt that reads, “I ate Emily’s muffin!” 😉

        • eatmyjorts says:

          Oh, I just never thought that through, did I? I didn’t know you’d go there…I was thinking more of STUD muffins, extra large. Sigh. This site is NOT WOLF FRIENDLY….

  38. Everyone has been so busy on the commenting lately. Over 130 comments and it’s not even noon yet… wink, wink.

    That’s all.

    I am hereby off to draft my TNB shirt acceptance speech.

  39. robgirl86 says:

    It is possible to add

    “corn and lobster” to the eating stuff? Just in honour of a great photoshoot? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee…lol

  40. applepie says:

    OMG you girls are genius!! even all the comment suggestions were hilarious!

    I was wondering why no one has thought about a possible twi-park yet…actually nevermind, I may hide away forever from 2ndhandembarassment if that actually happened (watch, now its gonna happen)…

    but a ROBpark on the other hand….I’d buy a lifetime pass to that!

  41. mountainlion says:

    Build it. And I will come.

    p.s. great letter!

    p.p.s. ff store with adult section? ahahahhahahah

  42. Janetrigs says:

    Are there bars? #DrunkRon, what?

    • misty says:

      hellz yes there is a bar called: ‘The Brit Pack” and all of them are there: TomStu, Bobby Long, Marcus Foster all of them…they’re ALWAYS singing and drinking…sound slike my kind-of place! 🙂

      • natashadushi says:

        Minus 100 monkey’s I supose? Or are they at the park to entretain the twi-moms?

        • misty says:

          the few songs I heard from 100 Monkey’s I was not impressed…but if they only draw in Twi-Moms they can sing on Monday nights. It goes with the Twi-them. Plus Twi-Moms will bring their chocolate covered strawberries for JR.

      • drsaka says:

        Great idea, Misty!

        • misty says:

          Thanks sweety!

          And if I know MP like I think I do, I bet she will be there with me at “The Brit Pack”………we’ll be sitting at the back secretly drooling about Rob while we sip our Stoli’s….trying to be all indiscrete….
          *hugs MP

      • Cath says:

        Misty, we need the Britpack Bar for sure! I think I will live in a little appartment above that bar…mwuhaha!

  43. Mylissa says:

    How about an attraction called “Saved by Edward”? You can experience near death experiences first hand! Just when you think that van is going to crush you, Edward saves the day! What an adrenaline rush!

    Can we also have cliff diving?

  44. JellyBeanRainbow says:

    They’re not bars, Janet.

  45. Stacey says:

    Here’s my question, will Stephenie be performing the ribbon cutting at the park opening? That should be a must. Even though CH might try to bust in on that. CH will want to be the first one in line for the reopening of the leghitch ride.

    I can just imagine trying to plan a vacation around this themepark. I would try to woo the hubby in with the beer. Unfortunately, in typical fashion I can imagine him saying, “That idiot drinks Heineken? Can’t he drink something good like Sam Adams.” Someday, he’ll admit that Rob isn’t so bad…nope I take that back, he never will.

  46. LegHitch says:

    Let me know when I can pre-order my ticket!!

  47. KittTatt says:

    Robworld? Robbywood? I wanna see Robbywood! (TWSS)

    ‘Ride the Rob’ – please & thank you!

    These ideas are brill, ladies!
    Forks Cafe Dumpster Diving, Leghitching, and fecking Cullen Bumper cars .. I’m gonna need a lifetime membership card.

    Might I add an attraction? I’d like the JORTS Experience, and no, it’s not what you’re thinking.
    You can BE Bella in Volterra as she runs and slams herself into Rob, uh, Edward’s HARD stone length… body. Animatronic arms will embrace you as the newly developed Animagroinic feature lets you know you were missed!

    Speaking of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, I’ve seen the tv special and looked at lots of images and videos that are online – it looks amazing. So far my only problem with it is, though there is loads of Tri-Wizard champion stuff, I haven’t seen one thing mentioning Cedric. Yeah, it’s sad stuff in a fun park, but Dumbledore said not to forget him, dammit! And if you can buy a creepy-ass Voldy doll (you can), I want some Cedric recognition!

    Enjoying the new site, too.

  48. Cath says:

    I think we’ll let you in for free with that name! 😉

  49. HAAAAAH! Don’t I wish?! Thanks for the LOLz today ladies. 🙂

  50. AJ says:

    Press= win! That’s some great reading. especially the hater comments. But I noticed that you girls did not include any of the infamous TammyO’s comments.

    I think this is a serious oversight! TammyO was the queen of the haters and so many of us who have been reading from the start remember good old Tammy, it’s like its not even LTR hate mail without a note from her!

    • we….. sigh… lost them 🙁 i used to sleep with a print out under my Edward Cullen pillow.. but… sigh…. My husband threw them out. Kept saying I was screaming “I’m afraid of her” in my sleep…

    • Robjunkie says:

      I know, right?! Major haterfail. God, I loved that crazy batch. I really hope that daddy lucifer is still waiting at the gates of hale for us.

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