Rob is a rumored Oscar contender and Grammy nominee, Daytime Emmy and Nobel Peace Prize contender. Right.

Oh hey, just me, future Oscar nominee

Dear Rob,

Today I clicked on a tweet promising me set pictures from Water for Elephants and I was greeted with picture of you in a tux and clip on bowtie (tsk tsk) but I was also greeted with an opening line of “Rumored Oscar contender Robert Pattinson…” UM wait a second?! HOLD THE PHONE. Rumored Oscar contender? Did I miss something here. Were you in a movie that was worthy of Oscar buzz? I’m pretty sure the Academy will laugh in the face of anything Twilight because so-called real movie critics love to hate on it. And well we all know Remember Me had it’s moments of not so greatness. And then there’s Harry Potter, but I’m pretty sure the Oscars are given out on a yearly basis and as awesome as ruddy-cheeked Cedric Diggory is, there’s NO way you’d be nominated for that. SO my only assumption can be that this is a rumor about Water for Elephants.

Yes, the Water for Elephants that is CURRENTLY still in production. Who knew about a month into filming that you could already be getting buzz for award season TWO years from now, because if Water for Elephants comes out in 2011 that means it won’t be eligible till 2012! So you can see why I’m quite surprised. This got me to thinking… what else could you be rumored to be nominated for in the future that we don’t know about yet…

  • Robert Pattinson rumored Grammy Award nominee for his rap album “Bros before Hoes” with the chart topping singles “Drivin’ Dirty,” “Some call it Bitchface, I just call you a bitch,” “Drop it like a Hot Pocket,” and collaborations with NAS and a posthumous duet with Biggie Smalls “It’s all about (Summit’s) Benjamin’s.”

Beauty school drop out, missed your midterms and flunked Shampoo

  • Robert Pattinson rumored Tony Award nominee for hisr role as Teen Angel in the Grease Revival on Broadway in 2025 after your career wanes, your bald spot can’t be covered up you get kicked off the judges panel on American Idol and your Grammy Award winning music career tanks.
  • Robert Pattinson rumored 2040 Daytime Emmy Award nominee for his role on Days of Our Lives as Jake Storm the new guy in town with a checkered past who comes into Salem and sweeps Sammy off her feet against Roman and Marlena’s pleas for Sammy to be careful. She has the kids to think of now after all. Will Beau and Hope be able to escape the blizzard and make it to the shot gun wedding in time to warn Sammy about Jake? Or will the dastardly Stefano finally ruin the Horton’s good name forever?
  • Robert Pattinson rumored Pulitzer Prize winner 2015 for his investigative journalism into the sweat shops behind the Hot Topic and NECA retailers that produce Twilight merchandise. A tribute is paid to an especially moving portion of the piece introduces us to Johnny, a 9 year old boy who is tasked with putting the pea coats on Edward Cullen action figures.
  • Robert Pattinson rumored Nobel Peace Prize winner of 2012 for his work in helping bring peace between Team Edward and Team Jacob and Robsten and Nonsten. Your work at the negotiation table between the opposing sides was awe-inspiring, vindicating and impressive. Not many people would mediate talks between these camps without a flack jacket on.

So it looks like you’ve got a full career ahead of you, if these rumors are true. My only hope is that someday you win “Best of Show” at the Westminster Dog Show for your award winning English Bulldogs that you and TomStu breed on your country farm.

Rumored Best Blogger Ever (in her own mind) nominee,
Themoonisdown

Does it seem a bit soon to be calling Rob’s turn as Jacob Jankowski in Water for Elephants a contender for the Oscars? What about the Tony’s or the Nobel Peace Prize? What else should Rob be nominated for?

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95 Responses to “Rob is a rumored Oscar contender and Grammy nominee, Daytime Emmy and Nobel Peace Prize contender. Right.”

  1. robgirl86 says:

    He should be nominated for

    – global general HOTNESS
    – global general SWEETNESS
    – global general KINDNESS
    – best looking brit
    – most intelligent actor I know
    – man with the most agile haircut
    – best looking man wearing weird vintage stuff
    – best looking man in suit/tux
    – best advertiser man for hot pockets , beer and diet coke
    – best looking smoker with flawless skin
    and
    the most important…..best looking man with a beanie !!!!

    He should WIN in all categories !!!! πŸ™‚

  2. Cazza says:

    Might I suggest he is nominated for Services to Marriages, particularly in the bedroom department.

    “Robert Pattinson, solely responsible for reigniting the passion within the sack, by many a grateful woman throughout the world. Just close your eyes and think of heaven”

    X

    • kat says:

      For real, that man is solely responsible for the resurgence of The Sexy Times in my bedroom. My husband wants to punch him in the face but he doesn’t know that he should really shake his hand.

      Surely there’s an award for that somewhere….

    • Krystle says:

      LMAO @ “Johnny, a 9 year old boy who is tasked with putting the pea coats on Edward Cullen action figures.”

  3. Bella_NaA says:

    Perhaps a VMA, if Kanye West doesn’t get in the way.

  4. che says:

    LOL
    i want that rap album!!!!!!

  5. superhumanmoron says:

    EGOT FTW!!!!! And the Days scenario? Perfect.

  6. Alice_NaA says:

    Days of our lives!!!! I am SO embarrassed that I know all those characters you named.

    • kat says:

      Me too!!! I waas like “Sammy would totally leave EJ and Rafe for that Rob’s Jake”. God, help me….

    • che says:

      @Alice_NaA
      i know many of them eventhough i’m livin in Turkey and might watch just 10 episodes
      but i’m team EJ all the way-the only person worth to watch the show-unless Rob joins there
      p.s. i hate Lucas

      xx:)

      • Alice_NaA says:

        I haven’t watched in years! But I’m guessing Stefano is still alive and kicking after being presumed dead 20 times, Marlena and John are still holier than the pope, Sammy would still make a deal with the devil to get the guy she wants and Bo and Hope are keeping the flame alive by renewing their vows like every season?

    • mine!mine!mine! says:

      @Alice_NaA

      ‘Days of our Lives’!!!!!!….is this a real show?? I always thought it was a made up show for Joe (from Friends) to star in. Well you live and learn!!

    • Stacey says:

      I can just imagine Rob and James Scott on Days. That’s a whole lot of hot English boys.

      Can’t see it EVER happening. Of course, I couldn’t see James Franco on General Hospital either, so stranger things have happened.

    • misty says:

      Days of Our Lives is my daily 4 o’clock fix…I LOVE me some EJ (James Scott Jr.) not as much as Rob but he’s Brititsh, tall and has great hair too..

      Days of our Lives conection to Rob = FTW!!!

  7. Stacey says:

    They might also be talking about Bel Ami as well. Oscars love “bad” boy characters and his slutty fun with Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci & “has Oscar written all over it” Kristin Scott Thomas is Academy gold.

    He might have a better chance if he pulls a Tropic Thunder and like Ben Stiller attemped to play a “Simple Jack”.

    Ohh, I tease the pretty Rob. I do think he’s going to be great in WFE, and if anybody in Twilight has an Oscar chance it’s him. Well Michael Sheen, then definitely, probably Rob.

    • kat says:

      I just finished reading Bel Ami (because I’m pathetic) and if our boy has as much smexy times in the movies as Georges Duroy has in the book then we are in for an amazing treat. I hope there is an IED in the theatre because women all over the world will be thrown into cardiac arrest.

  8. dazzledtodeath says:

    Drop it like a Hot Pocket-hilarious! I’d like to see the lyrics, please.

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  10. Bea says:

    Speaking of “real movie critics” loving to mock Twilight, I read the following in the NY Times this morning: “Mr. Lautner still seems to have recently escaped from a high school cheerleading squad somewhere, and Mr. Pattinson’s pout conveys not the existential angst of a lovelorn immortal, but rather the peevishness of a guy who just lost a Greta Garbo lookalike contest β€” for the third time in a row! β€” to his own girlfriend.” Um… where do you even come up with a simile like that? (Not that it didn’t make me giggle a little.)

  11. niahid says:

    Robert Pattinson
    #Oscar Nominee 2012
    I’ll be crying if this come true. Then he can do the hand gesture thing if he won.

  12. Milfy Goodness says:

    Moon – I love it! Drop it Like a Hot Pocket could win a grammy. Fantastic.

    And the Westminster Dog closer – you are the best blogger ever.

    Rob – you are too pretty to win an Oscar. And possibly not a very good actor, but I can’t really tell, because I’m too busy staring at your face and daydreaming about waking up next to you. But you know what they say – Oscar or not, you’ll be laughing all the way to the bank. (and you do have all those MTV and Teen Choice awards, which are practically Oscars if you squint at them when you are drunk)

    • niahid says:

      He should de-beautified himself , maybe by playing cold blooded serial killer or transvestite or macho man ala comanche ( oh Heeyyy Unbound Captive )

      • HowToBe says:

        I thought you said, “cold ‘blonde’ serial killer,” then I reread it.
        -BUT-
        Come to think of it, Rob as a blonde murderer, now THAT has Oscar potential written all over it πŸ™‚

  13. Nelle says:

    I don’t care. It does not matter.

    • Nelle says:

      Why the thumbs down? Maybe I was too subtle quoting Bella from Twilight. I don’t care – it does not matter. He doesn’t need any stupid awards. He’s perfect!

  14. Madeline says:

    He should be nominated for:

    BEST

    Period.

    Also, have any of you noticed that KStew has been doing a ton of genuine smiling and a ton less scowling lately? What’s up with that?

  15. che says:

    those Tuxedos ..really … somebody should ban this man.. immediately..
    cuz this’s gonna be my *happy*ending

    • misty says:

      mmm…where’s that red carpet, cullen smirk, Debussy vid of the pretty??? so dreamyy mmm…..*we have lift off to La La Land

  16. Keisha says:

    What do you think…. is he James Bond enough?

    • mine!mine!mine! says:

      @Keisha

      Oh. God. Yes.

      Actually, he’s probably still a bit young, I always imagine JB to be in his 30s or 40s. I don’t suppose there would be many agents with a licence to kill in their early 20s, The secret service usually only employ graduates so that means he’d have to be at least 21 – 23 years old, before he even got accepted into the lower levels of the MI5 or MI6. And some how I don’t think MI5 or MI6 would give a 23 year old that kind of ‘save the world’ responsiblity.

      Have I thought about this too much?!!!! Do I have too much time on my hands????!!!! Me thinks so!!!!!

    • blackgirlltwihard says:

      YES HE IS!

    • Stacey says:

      I must agree about him being too young. Maybe in a couple of years he’ll grow into it. Right after Clive Owen has a turn at the job.

      • Stacey says:

        I just thought of this after I posted. When Rob gets the job as Bond, then Johnathan Rhys Myers can be the big bad. That would be a lot of sexy on the screen.

    • YES! ROb as James Bond…that’s HEAVEN!
      But I agree with the others on the age thing. Like Leo, I believe he’ll get hotter with age, although HOW that’s possible, I can’t imagine because at 24, he’s doing strange things to me. What would happen when he’s over 30 and doing stunts and driving Porshes around?

      Wait, I take that back. Rob doing stunts might not be such a good thing.

    • misty says:

      are you serious?? Gwad yes he is…..again insert, tux Rob @ red carpet + cullen smirk HERE. The End.

    • Nelle says:

      Oh God. I hope I’m still alive to see that !

    • southernbelle says:

      I think so, in a few years. I thought James Bond was supposed to be older? I could be wrong. I’m sure he can pull it off though.

  17. That picture has been teasing me since morning. Is it wrong that I want to nuzzle my nose into the smoothness of The Pretty’s pretty locks?

    Oh God, I need help.

    As for the Oscar nod, I believe the academy will nominate an animated character before they even consider “that Twilight star.” I am telling you, these critics are seriously biased. They gave favourable reviews to Kristen and Taylor, yet no love for Rob.

  18. allryans says:

    WRT where this oscar rumor came from: Someone from the WFE set tweeted (yes, he MICRO-BLOGGED) that it was going to be a great movie, and that the cast deserved oscars – and that rob wouldn’t feel pressure to get one. SooOooooOoo. Yeah.

    I think it’s great that Rob is starring in a great film with Oscar winners. But any critical acclaim it gets (unless he REALLY REALLY pulls out an AMAZING performance) will be for them. Especially Christoph, because he is the shit, and the character of August is so perfect for him. I’m just hoping Reese doesn’t totally screw up the entire movie with her wretchedness.

  19. robsfuturemate says:

    They’ve been saying this award winning Oscar business since Reese and Christoph were cast. But it’s good to see that Rob might actually get props for his, wait for it…ACTING!!! Yes, I think he’s actually pretty good, but of course I’m bias!

    So this pic inspired me! Next week on my week of I’m going bite the bullet and stalk the WFE set…I said I wouldn’t but can’t give up the opportunity! Wish me luck ladies!

    Oh, and finally gonna go see Eclipse tonight!! Woo-hoo!

    • robgirl86 says:

      I wish you luck!!!! and that pic inspired me to sooo many things I would love to do with him… πŸ™‚

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Yes RG, it is “inspiring” on so many levels!! But I’d even take seeing Dirty Train Rob in the…flesh!

  20. blackgirlltwihard says:

    FUNNY AS HE!! Rob on Days and Rob with Nas —projections after my own heart!!!!!!

    • misty says:

      TRUTH: my bestie and I dream of Rob appearing on Days (so we can get a side by side vies of the 2 hot Brits together…oh Gwad help us…)

  21. Erica Douglas says:

    Funny Thing Guys Say about Rob: My husband saw the picture of Rob in the tux and said, “He always looks good.” I was surprised – in our house, Rob’s real name is “The Dirty Vampire.” I asked him who he thought the picture was of – he thought it was George Clooney! Made me laugh.

  22. HowToBe says:

    I haven’t even read the letter yet but the caption on that picture was so awesome I laughed out loud, like the drunk lady behind me at the midnight Eclipse premeire, who laughed, no cackled, like 57 times during the movie which was NOT annoying at all. Anyway that’s what I just did.

  23. luvatfirstbite says:

    Well I guess i could be the rumored (future) baby mama then

  24. dazzledtodeath says:

    I think Rob has the talent and drive to eventually win an Oscar. Whatever you think of his acting ability, he wants to succeed and better himself, and he’s choosing the right films. He deserves to win one more than his Twi co-stars-the mullephant is the same in every role and Taylor-sorry, but Stretch Armstrong isn’t bringing home the Oscar.

  25. mountainlion says:

    “Drivin Dirty?” I’m in. When do we begin?

  26. southernbelle says:

    Good afternoon ladies! Well as you all know I’m a die-hard Rob fan so I think he should be nominated for that and win it. I think his acting in Remember Me was very good and feel like he’s been misunderstood there. I feel like some people didn’t give him a chance, perhaps because of the story line? Just my opinion but I believe he delivered a superb performance. I haven’t seen Eclipse yet and anxious to see him in that. With that people told me(spoiler-free), he did really awesome.

    Have a nice 4th of July weekend!

  27. southernbelle says:

    WFE isn’t coming out til 2011….I didn’t realize that, oh my, I don’t think I can wait that long. I’ve been enjoying all the pictures that are coming out of the set way too much. Next yr is too long to wait!

    I’m really digging his look in WFE, hmmm. Unf!

  28. eliebelle says:

    Great, great list. I’m all giggly. So much potential.
    Services to Marriage and boys we love to make out with, so true, if they only knew how indebted they are.
    Rob got a few acting props for Remember Me. He’s got all potential now that he’s being asked to the stronger, bigger budget Oscar loves ’em kinds of film like WFE and Bel Ami. The best part of the success of the Twilight Saga is that he will never disappear if if he does a few bombs

    I’m going to make that pic my screen saver for a while. And he’s so young–years for hot Rob to evolve. Love it.

  29. NotWutheringHeights says:

    Moon, you entirely deserve the Best Blogger Ever award, and this post the best ever. Genius stuff! You rock!

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