I feel dirty…No, really I do.

(Moon here, today I moved into a new place and wouldn’t you know it, the internet isn’t set up. Obviously some Twilight haters work at the internet company and didn’t want me to post today. But BiteMeBaker came to the rescue, and after hauling a refrigerator into my new house, she drove all the way home and posted for me so that you would have something to look at on Friday morning. I’m not going to let a little thing like completely changing households get in the way of providing you with entertainment on this Friday morning. So please to be enjoying!)

Dear Rob,

Were you in LA today? Did you notice how hot it was? I did. Moon did. EVERYONE DID. I think it must have been the hottest day of the year so far. And you know what else today was? Moving day for Moon! Fun times I tell ya. Being the good friend that I am, I showed up at 8:30 pm to help move. Perfect timing. I only had to take one truckload! Although it was still probably in the high 80’s even that late in the evening. Moon’s new house is at the top a hill, a big hill…again. Having shown up so late in the day, all of the really big heavy things were already inside.

But I did manage to do one pretty physically taxing thing, I helped the guy friends unload the new fridge from said guy friends truck. At one point, I was laying across the top of the (very dusty) fridge, holding it in place as it tipped over the edge of the tailgate. Pretty sure the only thing that kept it from falling on the guys toes were my boobs.

Anyhow, moving is a dirty job. Moving in 90+ degree weather is an even dirtier job.  This video (kind of) relates how Moon & I feel right now. We may not have the rich part, but damnit, we sure are beautiful and dirty.*

Dirty where it counts,


*No really, it was gross. BEST showers of our lives.

54 Responses to “I feel dirty…No, really I do.”

  1. robgirl86 says:

    I feel dirty as well, it’s HOT as HELL HERE!!!!

    T…oday I just wanna DO

    so…all normal here!!!

    and Moon, moving to another house is awful …always..oh my

    • melronin says:

      You are into achrostichia (yep it’s greek) now RG???…Good job!!!

      I….wanna do you every day
      Y…ou kill me

      😀 …oookkkaaayyy lemme go read the post now!

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Can you do one with duhrt?!

    • southernbelle says:

      I dislike moving to the max! I moved to this house 2 yrs ago and I swear, I still have boxes to unpack in the basement. Well I figured I haven’t miss it in 2 yrs so that means I don’t need to unpack them.

    • Robsessedgirl says:

      so this comment is pretty much my life hahhaha. I wanna do him too. so much. ugh.

  2. Kiwi_sparkle says:

    Dude! Your boobs could seriously have saved someones life! Wicked!

    And you are awesome making time for us to have something hot to drool over while the weather in NZ is cold and wet…

    Shower time… 😀

  3. Stacey says:

    Alright Moon and Bite Me Baker, why didn’t you invite Rob over to help with the move? He just need to take off that mighty fine tux, stick on some ill fitting pants & stick on his favorite beenie and he’s ready to go. Plus, he can bring over TomStu and the rest of the Brit Pack to carry all of your stuff.(At least the pillows or something else light.) Plus they seem like a bunch of considerate blokes, who would bring over a nice 30 pack of Heineken! Actually, I would run to get one of those, I have a feeling they’d go fast!

    See you have a plan for your next big move! I bet Rob would even bring over one of Kristen’s loquat pies to share! Wait, a minute is there Moving Boy Rob fanfic? Hmm…

    • I wouldn’t trust them too much for the actual moving I mean we don’t want any deadly accident (though if Rob can limit himself to butt muscle string and needing massage…) but you can count on them for the fresh beers.

    • robgirl86 says:

      You mean, Rob helping with furniture and washing machines? hahah, never, he’s barely able to carry a bag.
      I’d never ask them for a help, cause nothing would be done eccept for the beer drinking and lots of bad jokes about the stuff to move, though…that might be fun as well!

    • Stacey says:

      Probably moving just the pillows. I do have a feeling they might disappear with the pillows and you’ll find them all curled up sleeping behind some boxes like puppies. Cute little British puppies. Aww!

      • Keisha says:

        Awwwww, little British puppies! Thank you for putting that image in my head! Finally, a not dirty one….

        And I know Rob has to practice pillow biting for Breaking Dawn (will they show it? Bella doesn’t actually see it in the book) but Rob please don’t destroy my pillows. They’re like my pets.

      • niahid says:

        British puppies. The image of dogs with the britpack head playing stripped poker comes to mind.

        • eatmyjorts says:

          You’d need a British bird there to make sure those pasty slackers do some actual work! Do not let their Britishness twist your minds….that kind of cute does not work on me. Irish guys however….even if they are gobby slackers!

    • BiteMeBaker says:

      Funny thing….there really is a loquat tree in front of Moon’s new house!

  4. MidnightCougar says:

    Holy Hell he’s HOT! He is definitely beautiful, dirty & rich!F**k man he really does it for me! Thanks for the video!

    Have fun Moon, been there, done that, don’t envy you! Have a great weekend Ladies!

  5. melronin says:

    It’s hot as hell here noone is mooving anywhere in Greece…I am hot and HE is not helping at all.
    New pics of him with tux…the man is gonna be my death! AM ON FIRE!!!

    And have a problem with thumbing today…so…I tell ya all infront…you have all thumbs up from me!

    Filakia XOXO

    • Oh no I wanted to go next week-end for like 4 days in Greece. You mean it’s horribly hot even near the sea?

    • southernbelle says:

      Hi! Hot here too! Over 100 degrees fahrenheit! Typical Kentucky summer though. I don’t even want to go out, I don’t run anymore, I just want to stay inside my cold house. Either that or swim in our ghettolicious pool.

      • yep, running screwed, gym card still waiting for cherry to be popped since june… but hey it’s summer, there’s smth in the air.

      • Stacey says:

        It’s 90 and humid in Connecticut. We were supposed to go to the beach today, but instead we are hiding out in the air conditioning. I should be cleaning, but a little distracted by images of Rob pretending to move things.

  6. Can’t watch video now, but weather talk definetly not a random subject these days, we’ve been dying in Paris (normally we don’t really see the sun in the summer).

    So I take it as a sign to spend loooong evenings/nights outdoor pubbing/eating/going to gigs/cinema in parks….and then goooooooo awaaaaay every week-end. This week-end at the ocean, so I’d give you the same advice, but wait, you live at the ocean!!! There’s no hope for you.

    Happy moving and happy weather BiteMeBaker and Moon!

    • robgirl86 says:

      Have fun at the ocean, I’ll might be some hundred km upon you at the Netherland coast…and the sun/heat is INSANE here…INSANE, we are all dying from hotness and this time it’s not Rob!

      • I’ll be thinking of you while doing what i do best in surfing: the waiting time. Hope smb will come along with a boat to carry some ahem…refreshments. You know for the waiting.

  7. Sue G. says:

    Boy that boy sure is Sexy, Dirty, Hot, Beautiful, Kissable, Meltable. That smile gets to me to every time!

    Good luck in the new house Moon. Have fun unpacking!

  8. Dionrenee says:

    Ok, he is so hot, this video is caliente!! Where are these pics of him in the wet, white t-shirt? I thought I had seen all of his pics, I need to know to print them out and hide them in my drawyer of delicate things…..he is so delish, and the crazy thing is he keeps betting hotter and hotter…..how can I handle this??

    Oh right, LTR is my Robsanonymous

    Hi my name is Dion and I’m in love with Robert Pattinson…..

    • Keisha says:

      Hi Dion!
      Although this place is more like Happy Hour than a Support Group for something you want to quit or are trying to overcome. Cheers!

  9. robsfuturemate says:

    That vid had some of my all time favorite pics from the VF photoshoot!! What a way to start the day! Oh, and like always, I’m ignoring the mullephant in the vid. I’m sure I’m not the only one!

    Moon and BiteMeBaker, it’s gonna be another scorcher today! I can’t believe you had to move yesterday! I could barely walk around outside! (And today all sentences are apparently ending in!!!!!) 🙂

  10. sjaantje says:

    Aaahhh! Thank you for that Happy Friday. I am going to have that stuck in my head all day 🙂
    Beautiful, dirty, dirty, rich, rich, beautiful!
    What a wonderful way to describe Rob and probably every reader here. Although, I am missing the rich part too.

  11. southernbelle says:

    I’m here early today!

    Good luck with the new place Moon! Thanks Bitemebaker for sharing this video, I love it. Once again I’m in a daze, thanks to Rob. It always happens when I watch him in a video, like my eyes sort of glaze over!

    Oh Rob, it’s so early and you’ve distracted me already! How am I supposed to get things done today? However, you got rid of my bad mood, thank you! See I told you, you’re a drug to me! You make it all better!

    • Keisha says:

      That will be my new catchphrase:
      Robert Pattinson – Making it all better since _______ 20___. (For me it’s May 2009 but I’m slow)

      • southernbelle says:

        @Keisha I could ask my brother to make me a bumper sticker with that! I really should!

        Btw thanks for the Josh H. pics. Now I realized Rob really ruined me for other men. I’m no longer googly-eyed over Josh, and he’s not rocking the pale skin! Somehow in my eyes the only guy who looks hot with pale skin is Rob! Rob’s always my exception!

        Rob you ruined me!!!!

        • Keisha says:

          Yeah, I feel like Bella at the movies. “I’m not like a car you can fix up. I’m never gonna run right.”
          Gerard Butler who?

          • southernbelle says:

            Ha, yeah, we’re done for Keisha. Our perception of men are forever altered…thanks to Rob. Now we have to measure everyone against him. Like I said it’s a good thing I’m already married, this is gonna be a big problem if I wasn’t!

  12. EdwardsDish says:

    It’s videos like this that make me thankful for my own office!

  13. Robsessedgirl says:

    this video is pretty much my life. staring at rob pictures while listening to music.
    I want him in my pants
    Ride meh Rob
    Twilight roleplay?
    Yes please right there

  14. Mrs. P says:

    You moved in next door to his one bedroom love shack, didn’t you. I knew you would.

  15. niahid says:

    Moon, are you moving in with Ron?

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  17. OutOfF(l)avour says:

    this might be one of the best photo compilation videos i’ve seen yet. heaps of photos i’ve never seen. thank you so much!

    i’m going to share this with my sister IMMEDIATELY!

    and seeing as everybody else is mentioning weather, its cold here (well, relatively) – smack bang in the middle of winter – and i’m dreading the return of the (seemingly endless) 90% humidity heat in a couple of months! I don’t envy you nothern hemisphere folks at all right now.

  18. snowwhitedrifted says:

    Interesting posterization of the images. I dig the wrapped in plastic effect.

    …and why did I read this
    “Dirty where it counts,
    as “Bite me where it counts”


    @BitemeBaker, armed with beer and tacos will make anytime you show up to moving day a blessing.

  19. BiteMeBaker says:

    This was the product of Moon talking me through wordpress on the phone at midnight last night! Ha!

    Oh my lord its hot. Already in the 90’s, and it’s still early! I’m glad I was able to help Moon move last night, even though it was only one little truckload. Being the friend who drives a truck comes in handy 🙂

    Anywhoodle, it’s my turn on Tuesday. I’m moving, to a place just north of LA. Still on the coast though, so it shouldn’t be too hot.

    Next time I’m at Moons I promised I’d make a loquat tart for her!

    Also: my boobs are sore.

  20. Robsessedgirl says:

    Bang bang me Rob, you’re beautiful and dirty rich.

  21. Janetrigs says:

    DIRTAY Gurls. Ewww

  22. obird says:

    Dear BiteMeBaker,

    I love you and your dirtay boobs….and Ron.




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