Open Weekend Post: The Museum of Rob
This weekend we’re getting a little cultured as we visit the Museum of Rob!
Dear Rob,
When I saw the headline a few months back, “Rob Pattinson Gets Waxed” it was a bit of a shock. WHAT were you waxing and WHY?? But no, to my relief your pubes were intact and the article was about your new figure at Madame Tussauds! There was pandemonium on opening day! Women lined up to have their pic taken with you and to run their hands through your fake hair! It kind of looks like you, but there’s something a little off. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick wax Rob out of bed, but it’s not quite you. The clothes, the posture, the eyes-it’s just a bit off. But seeing you in that “museum” got me thinking-Rob,you deserve more than a cheesy wax effigy. You deserve your OWN museum. Sure, you’ve only been famous for a few years, but to me, you are a work of art. So I started tossing around some ideas…
Welcome to The Museum of Rob
Containing artifacts spanning over twenty-four years.
Item: Policeman’s hat.
Materials: plastic
Date: c.1990
Donated by: Mrs. Diana Nutley
Provenance: Pattinson family attic.
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Item: Child’s leash
Materials: leather, metal
Date: 1989
Donated by: Mrs. Diana Nutley
Provenance: Used to protect Rob from himself on the playground.
a
Item: Miu Miu swim trunks
Materials: nylon
Date: 2002
Donated by: Donor prefers to remain unknown.
Provenance: Worn by Rob in an unfortunate photoshoot.
a
Item: Wand
Materials: Ash, Unicorn(?) Hair
Date: 2004
Donated by: Donor prefers to remain anonymous.
Provenance: This is the wand used by Rob in the fourth Harry Potter film. We are thrilled to have Rob’s wand on display.
Item: Beanie
Materials: Wool
Date: 2008
Donated by: Donor prefers to remain anonymous.
Provenance: Worn daily by Rob in a futile attempt to disguise his hair.
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Item: Plaid shirt
Materials: Cotton, plastic
Date: 2009
Donated by: M. Foster
Provenance: this is a particularly rare and coveted piece, as it was worn consecutively by all members of the Brit Pack. Unwashed.
a
Item: Beard Stubble
Materials: Human hair
Date:2009
Donated by: Hotel cleaning staff
Provenance: Undisclosed hotel, bathroom sink.
a
Item: One half of size 36C nude bra
Materials: Nylon, cotton, tape
Date: 2009
Donated by: Donor prefers to remain anonymous
Provenance: Rob’s privates, used unsuccessfully as “modesty patch” during filming.
I’d pay to see just to see the modesty patch!
-dazzledtodeath
What other artifacts of Rob’s life would YOU pay to see in a Rob museum!?
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D2D- this is great! We need this museum NOW!!!!! I’d like to see his wand on display too.
Other Robitems that would be of significant interest:
the dadcase
the pair of Sambas
The BBJ (heck- there could be a museum section for the clothing items alone, though the selection is limited, haha)
Any of the water bottles/soda cans that he’s drunk out of
Rob’s guitars (donated by Rob of course)
What else????
Yes, I’m replying to myself. Can we get Daniel Gale’s rainbow sweater??????
Can we get the real work of art???? π
in flesh and blood…live art??? Nooo??? Yessss???
Can we??? Pleeeeaaaasseee…
I think I go jump into the ocean to cool of!!!
What about Rob’s “work of art”? That peen picture and the new one of his hand! People need to see that pic with their own eyes!
Stoli Shirt!
Everybody say it with me: STOLI SHIRT STOLI SHIRT STOLI SHIRT STOLI SHIRT! I loved in that Jimmy Kimmel special when someone asked where the shirt was and Rob goes”I seriously have no idea did you guys take it?”
I love the fun about the Stoli shirt and the sex-penders and the misbuttoned shirts, BUT on the other hand perhaps it would be better to NOT make Rob aware of this, cause he’ll never wear it again, it sort of freaks him out I think… π
Yes, we must have the Stoli shirt. But Rob’s got to find it first.
Item: PIC Robsten in bed
Materials: paper, creepy minds
Date: 2010
Donated by: Donor prefers to remain unknown
Provenance: unknown, MANIP, didn’t work (at all)
http://letterstotwilight.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/robert_pattinson_and_kristen_stewart_in_bed.jpg
Oh RG- ‘it didn’t work at all’ ha
Should there be a photo gallery in the museum??
What about a GQ department? BEST shoot eva!!!!!!
thank DTD, your post today is really inspiring!
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/robert_pattinson%2814%29.jpg
RG…it’s hot…am tired from work, and you just gave me a heartattack!!! π
No, doesn’t work at all!!!
R looks kinda crazy in the eye in that pic, don’t you think?
Whoever did that manip , should give back his photoshop license
PS- that swim trunk pic is still disturbing.
And Wobbie on a leash and Wobbie in the fireman’s hat- those pics are still too cute!
I never would have thought that Dick and Clare would be the kind of parents to have their kid on a leash! Was Wobbie so out of control compared to Lizzy and Victoria?! Or would he just take off running down the street cause he thought some girls were chasing him? (did Rob get premontions as a child?)
I’d like to see Rob’s peen plastic duplicate please.
Or pic of the real thing
Niahid, I googled for you and this came up, I guess that might become another department in the museum
http://robertpattinsonmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/robert-pattinson-water-elephants-13792-0.jpg
http://joebendesigns.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/commando-vs-non.jpg
oh Rob π
Oh Rob is right!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rooooooooobbbb!!!
Freeballin’ Rob.
Thanks π
oh.my.dear.sweet.lord. why doesn’t he just take the pants off and get it over with? *salivates*
“Item: Beard Stubble
Materials: Human hair”
Oh my this post is soo full of WIN! BabyRob pics always makes my day!
“We are thrilled to have Rob’s wand on display” <—-Umm, THIS!
Argh but that pic of 15yrd old Rob in those swim trunks still makes me cringe..why Rob why? *shudder*
We need to get Rob’s actual hair that was cut for WFE. You know whoever cut it swept it up and has it in a ziploc bag under his/her pillow.
Since they made such a big stink about Michael Jackson’s kid getting a hair cut you know that Rob’s hair has to be out there somewhere! Looks like “his crazy protector” wasn’t there that day to stop the madness!
[i]We are thrilled to have Robβs wand on display.[i] Oh HALE yes!
Perhaps his auntie could donate some of Rob’s juvenile art? So we could see if the balloon peen was an ongoing theme?
Also (see my user name) want his flaming dashboard. Maybe the docents are out now scouring LA for the car he lost?
The Remember Me notebooks with the allegedly obscene poetry should be prominently featured in the museum of Rob.
RFD- I think Rob said his car was parked in his agent’s garage!
And the poems. oh yes!
The poems are a definite MUST!!
YES! the notebooks π
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Oh, we obviously need that UNBELIEVABLY sexy maroon Gucci suit from the Eclipse premiere. & everything he wore in the Details shoot. Ooh, plus his old iPhone. Who knows what you’d find on that puppy. Plaid shirt from Remember Me. hmm SUIT FROM WFE. Peacoat from Twilight, grandpa tweed jacket from New Moon. Condom from NReed one night stand? I’m sure I’ll think of more.
for your condom comment I need some brain bleech now….huchhhh
I’m sorry in advance for that. It was supposed to be funny.
Rob used to own an iPhone? Isn’t he, like, really technologically challenged? I thought he owned one of the massive nokia phones that came out back in 2000s.
from the jitterburg to iphone AND ipad , wow, he made some way, Tom surely had to explain to Rob a lot lately ….
Don’t forget the kindle! Rob’s come a long way!!
you know after he had used it for 1 time, it was never seen again π
Wouldnt you just love to see the Robsten texts? I can’t even imagine.
K:”on my way home. U better b naked.
R: “nothing on. Edward makeup?”
K:”YES”
Robsessedgirl- First, the NReed comment and now this! Stop the madness and the visuals!! Although this one was pretty funny I “litrally” laughed out loud!
π yeah.
I saw these pictures from the WFE set and he has the iPhone 4. He’s even more technologically advanced than I am! What I wouldn’t give to have his cellphone number……
The ruffled Salvador Dali shirt and jacket from Little Ashes. And the wig is a must!
D2D- this is fun! Great idea! (I love the modesty patch…hilarious!)
a pair of his ray-bans please!
my thought exactly !
http://shadesdaddy.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/robert-pattinson-2113.jpg
What Rob did for the Rayban’s wayfarer company……sigh*
sigh!!! π
Baby with ray-bans!!!
WIN!!!
Agree with all the suits and clothes honey…but…that last thing!!! Really….naaaaaahhhhh! Not really a museum item I think!!!
Sorry, that was a reply to robsessedgirl!!!
Hahahaahah I know it was one of those things where after I posted it I realized-nah. I guess it could be funny.
Dunno!!!
XO
How about some of his hoodies or baseball caps?
Definitely need the hoodies! Rob going incognito!! Ooo, what about the “Claudia clothes”? There has to be some good ones…and makeup!!
I want to see Rob’s wand on display.
In my bedroom!
Rob. Wand. Hmmmmmmmmm
I’m feeling extra pervy tonight
Yep, I went there too! Who can help it after all these great pics that RG has posted!!
Niahid, I googled again “Rob’s Wand” and this came out
german-english-google failure , I’d say
http://robert-and-kristen.de/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/wandtattoo-300×300.jpg
That’s better than the Twi one. At least this time it looks like him!
http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.82907040.jpg
Not sure what this has to do with wands though! When I googled Rob’s wands it said “did you mean Ron’s wand”. LOL!! (Of course they meant Ron Weasely.)
A little off topic, but the “Rob Pattinson gets Waxed” reminded me of the “brazillian blowout” with Les Grossman. I just found out what that was…soooo not what I was thinking! LOL
OMG you ladies have some great ideas!!
drsaka-yes, we’ll need an entire section for clothes alone! But if we take poor Rob’s meagre wardrobe whatever will he wear?? ok with me if he goes naked.
Robgirl86-sorry there will be NO creepy R*sten pics (and that includes ALL R*sten pics). Rob only please.
I think we need a section of hideous fan art too-you know, Renesmee kissing a wolf, freaky Isle Esme paintings-that kind of thing.
D2D- I love the idea of the clothing section. We can all go there and marvel and gape at our favorites.
Fun letter, D2D!
BTW- UOEM update.
Yes! I just got home-am off to read it (and weep, probably).
DTD..I got it, BUT in the manip that was not Rob…
that was
RON! π
HAHA love. “Renesmee kissing a wolf, freaky Isle Esme paintings” YES!
D2D, loved your post…and I’ll take the beard stubble and the baby face that goes with it.
xoxoxox
You know what I want? In the battle training scene in Eclipse Edward wore these sweatpants. I have no idea what it is about them, but they just…..wow. THEY’RE AMAZING.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9vOuKHQtvw&feature=player_embedded
you can’t really see them, but it’s better than nothing.
You mean these sweatpants? (hopefully this works!)
http://www.eclipsemovie.org/entertainment-weeklys-eclipse-costume-trivia-deleted-scenes-karate-pants-and-more/
They look OK here, but in the movie they reminded me of something MC Hammer would wear!
YES. noooooooooooo I love them. I think I’ll love them even more when they’re off of him. π
I agree with you there! Off is always better!!!
ALWAYS. also a little present.ENJOY:http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b190738_rob_takes_ciggy_breakmdashwhats_on_his.html
DAYUM BOY.
All those Rob-in-a-tux pics are amazing!
Thanks, Robsfuturemate. That’s a great link, full of interesting info about the costumes. Check it out! Man, I hope on the Eclipse DVD we get to see Rosalie zooming down the corridor as she is being a little bit theatrical!
No no NO! Hate those sweatpants! I’d better not see them again or I’ll… I’ll… post comments like this. *clicks over to BIJ photo and sexpender pants* all better now.
RFD- you’re supposed to actually POST those pics!! And according to that article, Rob picked those pants to wear. Why is this not a surprise!
Oh and yes, I hate those sweatpants (or karate pants or whatever they are) too!
@RFM I guess this info doesn’t matter but today I changed my facebook profile pictures to that sweatpants picture from that blog you posted. I just like looking at it. KARATE PANTS FTW!
You are too funny! Hey, whatever makes you happy! For me it’s the hammock pic! I actually got a friend to use that as her fb profile pic (she had originally picked some old one) and now I can’t stop looking at her page! That pic just dies me everytime!
HE PICKED THEM? that makes my day. I love them you guys! Appreciate the ass/legs view.
Ok I know i should know this but hammock picture? I’m drawing a blank ahaha.
Sorry it took so long, I got a little distracted! But here it is…
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Xj-EmZMaHPE/TB9Fuxs3Y7I/AAAAAAAABng/o5l272Q-Hig/s400/009aczpc.jpg
@RFM ohmyeffinghammock. Good choice. I’m pretty sure Rob good make any inanimate object look positively sexy. I’ll definitely christen that hammock with him, if he was so inclined. π
oh now my mind is doing “terrible, terrible things” as Rob would put it. But I’m ok with that.
Yeah, baby!! π
I seriously CANNOT wait for the movie. I loved the book. I wish we could have a LTR viewing party!
that was supposed to be a reply to @drsaka
Something happened to the reply button there!
He looks great and it looks like it’ll be a great movie. Fingers crossed!
I’m sure it will be. I mean, Rob’s in it.
Ha, that should do it then!
But my question is, do you think he’ll do some naked scenes? Not fully natch, but almost. One can only hope.
Robsesesedgirl, I kinda want to see the bit (i don’t wanna spoil it so i’ll call it this…) “Kinko’s revenge.” Not sure if they’d show it all but it would be pretty funny!
@robsfuturemate YES! That part was so awkward and very detailed….. I love that book. Maybe he’ll get revenge!
I too loved that book, especially having Rob as a visual! Although, I tend to do that with any book I read these days. Even if Rob’s not gonna make a movie out of it! (normal!) So many good scenes for inocent Jacob! I’m pretty sure we’ll get to see some of the “getting it on like rabbits.” So there be some smexy scenes!!
HAHAHA yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do that too. I hope we get some “rabbits” scenes. Speaking of, last night(it wasn’t the first time) I had a dream about Rob. It was weird, prepare yourself. He was in my town, just walking around helping people out. I knew he was there so I went to my room to put on my (tight as hell) Team Edward shirt. As I was in the process of taking it off he was knocking at my backdoor. My mom answered it and he came in. I remember him and my mom getting along really well and when I tried to talk to him about how in love with him I was he kept saying “later”. He helped out around the house. He spent the night and ate dinner with us. Then I woke up. BEST DREAM EVER. It could mean something.
Hi, send your dream to
http://idreamofrob.wordpress.com/
one of LTR’s regulars started it and there are some funny dreams there!
That’s an awesome dream! I like it when Rob gets in good with the family!
I too had a Rob dream last night, although weirdly different! I was getting married to my ex (not gonna happen) but people were wrapping presents for Robsten! They said Rob’s a fan of the Celtics and were wrapping them in Celtic colors! (I only know they wear green, right?) But deep down I knew that Rob was marrying me, not my ex and so not the Mullephant! Glad she didn’t make an appearance, but then neither did Rob! Such is my life…
Oooh oooh can we? Please Moon and UC, you’ve got contacts, pretty please arrange a viewing party for us. I’ve never been to Philly but it’s just about driving distance. Why should LA and NYC get all the premiere fun? We’ll dress from head to toe in LTR gear and bring grown up drinks in our LTR bottles.
Can we? It’d be awesome!
hahahah @RFM that’s amazing. That’s so weird we both dreamt about him. Great minds think alike!
Personally, I think the waxed figure of Rob is a little creepy. I don’t think it does him justice AT ALL! It is very difficult to dupilicate that kind of perfection!
Have a look ladies & see what you think:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwf9HuU2SdI
I think that dazzledtodeath’s museum of artifacts would be much more interesting! Along with all the suggestions above, the other only thing we really need is a REAL LIFE NAKED ROB, & then it’d be pretty much complete! (In my dreams, right?) lol
hahahha yes. I so want to see the “real life naked Rob” *drools*
I don’t know about you girlfriend, but I’m REALLY looking forward to “Bel Ami”. We’ll get to see some “REAL LIFE NAKED ROB” then. I read the sex scenes are pretty ranchy, & Rob said, in an interview, that he was completely naked in some of them! I mean can it get any better than watching Rob doing naked sex scenes!
*Swoon* & *Drool*! lol
I’m looking forward to Bel Ami for that reason too! Although, Dirty Jacob gets me way more excited than Duroy…not sure why! It sounds like the movie is def gonna have more sex than the book. Another fade to sad book! But, yay for the movie!!
@MC & @RFM OMFGOMRGOMFGOMRPOMEC
If he’s naked……my life will literally be complete. I’ll have to see it by myself though, the theater people usually frown upon girls moaning and making strange noises.
I bet he’s packing some serious heat…..I can’t even imagine. *melts into a puddle of goo on floor*
I want him in my pants. Pants off party!
OMG Robsessedgirl. I had to do a double take. I thought you’d written “I bet he’s packing some serious meat”!!. No prizes for guessing where my mind is whenever Rob’s concerned!
JulieP: My mind is right there with ya babe! & you know “heat” or “meat”, I bet you Rob’s packing LOTS of both! lol
@juliep hahahah! My mind is always on Rob in that sense. He’s my “dirty dog”. I’ll never get over how amazing that clip is.
given the fact that I’m the 90th-something comment… I’m sure this will sound lame BUT must share…
“thrilled to have Rob’s wand on display”… made me smile.
Frankly.. I’d love to see ANY evidence of any KIND of wand…. period.
Rx2- Never lame! Still making me smile today! π
We really need to get that BI Coffee Table Book together!
Yes drsaka, we really do!! I need at least 2 copies, so I’m pretty sure we could make millions!!
Yes, drsaka that coffee table book has to be made. I have already said that I’d be willing to pay big money for a copy of that.
Suggestion for the museum; there usually is some kind of audible machine where you put on some headphones and you press a butten and you listen to some boring story, but for the Rob museum I suggest we have him read Shakespear or how about Rob reading some of the (pornografic/obscene) poems he wrote during “Remember me”? That would get the crowds going! Over the soundsystem very soft Rob music ofcourse to get us in the right mood.
Nice! Maybe it could be his own commentary on his life. His comm on both Twi and RM are stinking hilarious! I’m sure he would have many interesting stories to tell!!
And I love the music idea! Rob playing something in the background is even better!!
Very nice! D2D has a lot to work with now!
“We are thrilled to have Robβs wand on display”–> Priceless!
:D:D:D
LOL You girls crack me up– we should have *totally* joined our museums together, ya know? LOL
I had so much to offer! I’m still sad about the closing of The Museum de Robert Pattinson [http://bit.ly/48uuxd]! I’m glad you ladies are digitally carrying the candle so to speak LOL
What an awesome post! You’ve done it again… and again! π
*licks bare ankles*
oops, wrong emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABle. Meant for another post.
Correct comment for this post: Funneh! Heh.