Wait, Rob hasn’t read Breaking Dawn?

Dear Rob,

WAIT… esqueeze me one moment… YOU HAVEN’T READ BREAKING DAWN?! While I can understand loving Eclipse so much and just thinking it should have ended there… but you play EDWARD FREAKIN’ CULLEN! How have you not read Breaking Dawn?

You’ve read Midnight Sun for goodness sake, not even all the folks who have read the Twilight saga have read Stephenie’s alternate take on Twilight from Edward’s POV but you have! Yet you haven’t cracked Breaking Dawn.

You have LOADS of time on your hands… besides while you were actually filming the other three Twilight films what about all those 23948290347 plane flights you’ve been on or the set of Bel Ami? That looked like a real snooze fest. And what about all those free Saturday nights you told Oprah you have. Since you’re not hanging with me you have loads of time to run through all 756 pages. I got through it in a couple days WHILE on a business trip in 2008. So it’s definitely possible for you.

So I was thinking if you haven’t read Breaking Dawn and all you’ve really heard about is the Vampire C-Section than you’ve got a lot to catch up on and I’m just the person to help you out! Cause I definitely want you to go into filming prepared and knowing exactly what to expect…

  • Edward and Bella have an old timey wedding in the backyard of the Cullens. Think high neck dresses. This of course means you and Kristen get to simulate having the sexy times on the big screen for all the Robsteners to salivate over and (fingers crossed) record bootleg videos to take home and turn into crazy grossgusting fan videos!

Please to be making it NOT sound like this:

  • You know that kid BooBoo Stewart who plays a werewolf? Well Edward and Seth become like BFF’s in Breaking Dawn. So get ready for Bobo (Love ya KrazyKidd) to come knocking on your trailer at all times with his mom in tow looking for some twitter “exclusives” for @mammarazzi and Tiger Beat Magazine.
  • Bella will be stronger than Edward Cullen – Yes that means you will have to act like Kristen Stewart’s skinny little chicken bone legs could crush your marble like face. Um woah, just reread that and I’m gonna let it stay. Reread that one Rob and try not to blush.

Basically this for hours on end

  • Jacob and Leah will run around the Cullen house for at least half the movie – They will call this “running the perimeter” or “running patrols” it’s just an excuse for them to get away from all the lovey dovey Bella/Edward crap, the fact that Bella is having an alien demon baby and you whining about Bella having the baby.
  • Edward makes Bella eggs on Isle Esme (the island designating for the deflowering) this means you need to learn more than operating a microwave or toaster and no you can’t substitute the filet o fish sandwich Big Daddy brings to set that day. No, Jacob isn’t in that scene and Taylor won’t be on set, but Big Daddy is a HUGE Robstener. He needs to see the magicness in person and not just in his head like he always imagined, so he will be lurking near the headboard with a greasy bag. Just ignore the fried fish smell. And the quiet moaning.
  • Rosalie will bend metal into a dog dish – Yes, you must also pretend that Nikki Reed can bend a metal mixing bowl into a dog dish with her bare hands and those eye brows.

Yup, you guys

So do you feel like you’re prepared now? Are you ready to bring Edward to life again in Breaking Dawn? You having not read Breaking Dawn at this point seems almost unfathomable but I guess anything is possible and who really wanted the saga to end? I definitely dragged out reading Breaking Dawn as long as I could cause I didn’t want it to end but the time is now my friend, you will be playing Edward again very soon and it’s time to get prepared. I will give you my SIGNED copy of Breaking Dawn if you promise to keep the dried tear stains to a minimum or at least to the pages where Jacob and Leah are running the perimeter.

Breaking Your Dawn,

SRSLY, can you believe Rob hasn’t ready Breaking Dawn? I don’t know what I was so surprised, but really? What else can we tell Rob about BD that he doesn’t know yet?

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191 Responses to “Wait, Rob hasn’t read Breaking Dawn?”

  1. DanySpike says:

    Oh, God, now when I see the birth scene all I’ll be thinking about is the police shooting the alien baby!!(and maybe the way you looked holding a fake gun) Do you think the fan girls will punch me if I start laughing right there?

    And PLEASE, Rob, follow Moon’s advice and NOT make sounds like those. It was awkward enough the first time 🙂

    • robgirl86 says:

      His moaning was awkward to you in NM?

      I drove 50 miles to see the undubbed version, mostly to hear Rob moaning, to me it was HOT! 🙂

      • DanySpike says:

        To me it was! It was just a kiss, and they made it sound like their hands were under their pants, but the camera didn’t catch it lol Just my opinion, though 🙂

        • robgirl86 says:

          with Rob it’s NEVER…. “just a kiss”…
          He won 2 !!! awards for it (I almost can hear him saying that in his own defense…lol)

          I love his kissing-technique or whatelse is it called, just my opinion! I’m biased as always…

          • “with Rob, it’s never ‘just a kiss'”

            Since we’re discussing Rob’s kissing style, did anyone else notice how, during the Twilight bedroom kiss, he flattened his entire lower lip against Kristen’s right before he flies off and hits her bedroom wall?

            Please tell me it’s normal to observe a movie kiss this closely.

          • robgirl86 says:

            @Rob’s SmS… The KISS in Twilight was one of the most sexiest kisses ever!

          • DanySpike says:

            That IS true! lol

          • pumagirlsf says:

            The first time I saw that Twilight kiss, I stopped breathing without realizing it. When he said, “don’t move”… I didn’t.

            … and that still happens every time I watch it.

            Twilight is the only one of the films that I can watch and still see Edward and Bella and not Rob and Volde. NM and Eclipse were kind of ruined for me because of all that garbage. Thankfully, Twilight remains consistent and I can fall into it like a warm bed with soft pillows whenever I need to, remembering what a kiss like that does to a person.

  2. robgirl86 says:

    He read it , that was Rob talking BS, he just had zero intention to talk about it! Right Rob?

    And somehow I can totally understand that, I’m not a fan of the saga, but BD was def. the worse to read, to me it was like the storyline changed every 10 pages again…

    I’m so ready to be thumbed down today…

    • JulieP says:

      RG – totally agree that Rob was talking BS. Tough to be excited about a book that doesn’t float your boat.

      • robgirl86 says:

        The marriage, the Isle Esme with the pillow biting, the pregnancy, the weird birth, the friendship with the wolf, the random vampires and at least ……Bella becomes stronger than Edward, he becomes metrosexual or so, I dunno, don’t think that the character was logically brought to an end!

        • pumagirlsf says:


          I had issues with BD, too. It went on way too long. It was a total fracking c-block. Renesmee is a weird toothy vamp baby and I honestly believe that SM read a few of Anne Rice’s novels (Interview w/the Vampire, The Witching Hour and Lasher specifically) to help form Renesmee’s character… it was a bit too familiar for me, as if I’d read some of it before.

          I did like Jacob’s section of the book because he was sarcastic and funny and I dig both of those things.

          The best thing that came out of BD? Amazing fanfiction!!!

    • Cazza says:

      No thumbs down from me. 😉

    • robgirl86 says:

      I forgot…

      didn’t you say in other interviews that you’ve all the “random stuff” to do in BD?
      Mhmmmm, okayyyy…I got it!

    • BS! Like I am this actor who became famous over night through a teen romance saga, but no way are this my literary preferences, and here’s the proof: I did not read it though I did have the time to read a bazilllion books.
      I think he read it, I think he had an opinion on whether to do one or two movies and I think he knew about it the same day KStew and TayTay knew. He just doesn’t know how to lie.

      Ooor he was waiting for Moon to tell him all about BD. Doh, Moon, you could have showed him before!

      • robgirl86 says:

        He just doesn’t know how to lie……AND he just doesn’t know what to say about it. And again, that was BS, he read all 3 books for doing the first one, Rob is always prepared, much more as he loves to admit!

      • TwiPam says:

        RG-Tottaly agree…Sounds like PR strategy to me… He KNOWS he is getting some with KSTEW just doesn’t want to talk about it….

        Not sure if I even want to hear what he might say about Isle Esme…best leave it to my headboard breaking pillow bitting imagination…

        AND the moaning?? SO SO SO HAWT! 🙂

    • dazzledtodeath says:

      I totally agree-I dislked BD for many reasons. I can’t believe she had an editor on that book. I’m not really looking forward to it that much(except for the honeymoon), although I will see it. At the screenings I went to there were giggles for the other three movies-I think people will be howling (no pun intended) at BD.

      I can’t believe Rob signed on for this (yes, there’s the money)-he’s getting offered great parts and now he’ll be chewing on his wife’s womb in order to get his demon baby out.

      • misty says:

        Other than than the honeymoon parts in BD, the baby and story was a total buzz kill for me..I totes believe he hasn’t read it…he probs heard about the c-section parts and was turned off by it like us….


        I like the BS theory…and finds it too akward to talk about…that’s right up his alley….

      • robgirl86 says:

        DTD..beside the money (logical) , perhaps he signed on it cause he knew that it would be PG13 again, so many random scenes just won’t be made….dunno

      • RoslynSelene says:

        IKR?! That’s totally going to ruin his career(wasn’t it enough w/the previous Twi-movies?) Some people today don’t respect him as an actor because of Twilight. Now with BD…oh the horror! Please understand me when I say this: If he really wants to stick around as an actor, Twilight movies shouldn’t be worth bragging about. JMO
        Sorry =O),

    • melronin says:

      A zillion thumbs up from me RG!

  3. JulieP says:

    Am I right in remembering (it’s been a while) that the adorable Renesmee eats it’s way out of Bella’s tum, then proceeds to project pics into everyone’s head about how much she loves her mummy?

    Snort comment: “Kristen Stewart’s skinny little chicken bone legs could crush your marble like face” – how do you type a snort – the sort of snort that leaves coffee spray everywhere – y’know the one!

    • dazzledtodeath says:

      I’d like a go at that (crushing his his head with my legs, that is).

    • OutOfF(l)avour says:

      umm, i’m pretty sure she doesn’t start to eat her way out (gross mental image – haha) – i think she is just thrashing around in there and causing major destruction cause she can’t breathe….

    • Cazza says:

      I’m scared for this scene, I have an Alien image here…..maybe Sigourney Weaver can play a guest role here and advise. Please don’t make me laugh cause I know in my heart of hearts that it will be so wrong!


  4. Cazza says:

    I’m back!! *waves* with jet lag!!! Fabulous time in Italy and I managed a quick visit to Montepulciano where they filmed New Moon! Stunning and yes, I stood on those steps and sighed. My husband was pretty good and I think he died laughing when a passing tourist asked if I was holding Dr Who in my hand – it was Pocket Eddie 😉

    What can we tell Rob about BD? The book itself makes a fabulous temporary chair leg due to it being so thick. If he buys four copies, he can make an instant coffee table with his Teen Choice Awards surfboard from last year.


    • robgirl86 says:

      2 times (I would love to…) thumb up for

      – Eddie and you in Montepulciano!
      – the coffeetable for the TCA award

      too funny!

  5. JodieO says:

    I think Rob is purposely avoiding reading BD because he knows he has no filter and he doesn’t want to blurt out something bad when journalists and fans ask him what he thinks of deamon tooth baby or 23094 random vampires showing up at the house for no good reason.

    • Cazza says:

      Is it just me but did the 23094 random vamps annoy anyone else?!

      • Nope, I too had a hard time keeping track of all the vampires popping up from left and right. For once I agreed with Jacob when he said something about a vampire index, which Stephenie, smartly enough, provided at the end of the book.

        Speaking of other vampires, I can’t wait to see who they cast as Tanya! She better have some important lines and would love to see her trying to woo Eddie!

      • dazzledtodeath says:


    • dazzledtodeath says:

      That’s so true. I bet he’d have some great things to say about pillow biting and smashed headboards.

      I wish they’d let Lolashoes write the screenplay.

      • Cazza says:

        I second Lolashoes to write the screenplay for BD 😉

      • raven says:

        I’ll take some Lola please!

        In my opinion of all the things they should leave out, it’s the pillow biting. It would just add fuel to the general public’s sparkly slightly homosexual vampire fire. Seriously, did no one tell Stephanie what a pillow biter was?

        …but leave in the bruises and the broken headboards, I thought those were hot.

        • RoslynSelene says:

          Bhahaha I just Googled ‘pillow bitter’ which led me to Urban Dictionary. I didn’t know that! LOL This just proves what I said(see my comment above) Poor Rob…

  6. Stacey says:

    I think that silly boy is doing his, “fibbing” again. I seem to recall him saying to Taylor @ Twipalozza (just made that up, I mean Twi con)”I hear you sleep with a baby.” and Taylor saying, “I hear you sleep with her.” Then Kristen makes a lot of exaggerated hand motions and cranky faces.

    Then comes my favorite Rob line,” I like babies.” hee hee

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  8. Seriously, Moon? That moan? I thought it was pretty hot! Even now, when I see that kiss and hear Rob making all that noise, I get tingles in my stomach….

    ANYWAY, I don’t blame Rob for not reading BD. I’m sure he’d heard enough on all the gory details and is planning to do his scenes just by reading MR’s script only.

    Ugh and those manips…still can’t look at them. They lit’rally hurt my eyes!

    • dazzledtodeath says:

      yeah, let’s have lots of moaning (from Rob, not her). Just do it like you do in RL Rob.

      • misty says:

        in RL…brillz!

      • Jules says:

        I close my eyes (as per UC’s advice) and listen to the moan. Works every time.

        • pumagirlsf says:


          You know we should add this to our list of projects…

          Making the NM moan into an iPhone ring tone so that you can set that as your wake up alarm every morning.

          That’d be *tits*

          • Jules says:

            ooooh! YES! Please and thank you.
            I like how your mind works, Puma.

          • Keisha says:

            Ok, so I can’t have music as my alarm because I incorporate the music into my dreams and sleep through my alarm. I would never wake up if Rob moaning was my alarm because I would be too busy dreaming of Rob sexy times… Finally!

  9. Jules says:

    “Kristen Stewart’s skinny little chicken bone legs could crush your marble like face”.
    Worse visual ever! Thanks, Moon.

  10. misty says:

    First of all this died me:: “your marble like face”

    whoa, that says it all in 4 little words.

  11. OutOfF(l)avour says:

    i wish i had “kristen stewart’s skinny little chicken bone legs” *sigh*

  12. j9necessary says:

    It has been a few months since I read BD (I’ve only read it four times, my least fav book of the series) but doesn’t Edward kind of go “zombie-like” after Carlisle tells him that Bella is pregnant? Doesn’t seem like Robward will have a whole lot of acting to do for much of the middle of the book/movie except appear shell-shocked. REALLY not looking forward to Renesmee being born and seeing the “teeth baby” running around!

    Loved the moan…find myself closing my eyes whenever I hear it…fantasizing…oh sorry…got lost there for a minute.

    • The Old One says:

      I roam around so many random sites, I forget where I read where someone pointed out that SMeyer kinda got bored with Edward and he hardly has anything to say or do in Breaking Dawn once the pillow-biting and womb-biting is over. He’s in the background in the book, and there’s much more Bella and Jacob and J.Jenks and the random vamps. Bor-ing! I hope Melissa manages to inject more Edward, and subtract some dog, that’s all I can say.

  13. natashadushi says:

    “Rosalie will bend metal into a dog dish” I soooooo want to see this in the film, I will laugh as a hyena till I cry.
    What he must know is that Bella will drink blood from a straw, and Renesmeeeeee will bite the nipple of Bella

  14. misty says:

    Dear Rob,

    If you need someone to ‘read’ to you at night, I’m available….


  15. Cam says:

    Things Rob needs to know about BD so he can perfect these moments for me:

    1. FEATHERS.
    2. Broken headboard.
    3. Bella & Edward in the ocean after they arrive on Isle Esme.

    Real life has been getting in the way of my Twilight obsession lately — glad to have a moment today to be here with y’all!

    • Keisha says:

      Hi Cam!

      I don’t remember much anything else that happened in BD besides Isle Esme. 😉
      I think they should use the other 60% of the movie (yes, 40% should be IE) to explain WTH Edward sees in that whiny chick that falls down a lot. I could see cooking but he doesn’t eat food. #Fail

  16. MidnightCougar says:

    Professionally speaking, from a Marketing POV, whether Rob was bullshitting or not, stating that he hasn’t read BD yet, was VERY unprofessional of him to admit/say in an interview, while promoting a movie for the Twilight Saga Series! He made himself sound like an incompetent IDIOT. Even though it was a promotional press junket for Eclipse, it would still be viewed, by promoters, as pre-promotional for BD, & he should have been prepared to discuss it in a more professional manner.

    • robgirl86 says:

      When he promoted RM , he didn’t watch the film either and
      I love his “unprofessional” way of being himself, just sayin…

    • MidnightCougar says:

      BTW thanks for Thumbs down! Chill ladies, I love & adore Rob just as much as the next gal; if I didn’t I wouldn’t be reading LTR & browsing his fan websites everyday. I was just stating how he presented himself from a promotional perspective. Just sayin’! Relax!

      • Jules says:

        “He made himself sound like an incompetent IDIOT”

        Such harsh words.

        • The Old One says:

          But that’s why we love him, that he projects himself as an incompetent idiot. See the discussion from last week about how it’s impossible to diss someone who already disses themselves more.

          • Jules says:

            I saw and participated in the discussion. It’s not impossible, it’s all about tone. Just my opinion. *shrugs

        • pumagirlsf says:

          Quite harsh, I agree. Whether they were said with or without malice, they made me cringe some.

          He’s silly and sometimes a little on the wacky side, but incompetent and idiot are not words I would use to describe him… ever.

    • Aleisha says:

      Totes agree. It made me love him a little less. We’re so invested as fans… he could’ve at least read BD by now (or admitted it, if he did). Of course, I’d still like to wrap my non-chicken bone legs around him… ahhh. A girl can dream.

      • dazzledtodeath says:

        I can’t blame Rob for not reading that train wreck (or owning up to it). And I sure don’t love him any less. He has to read the script-it’s enough.

        • RoslynSelene says:

          E-X-A-C-T-L-Y! Thank you! I don’t love him a little less for that but I do love you a little more. =O)

      • MidnightCougar says:

        Thanks for the support Aleisha, as we are entitled to our “Freedom of Speech” opinions!

        • Jules says:

          You absolutely are. 🙂

        • Babiesbrown says:

          I agree with you but then I’m being thumbs downed today too for having a sense of humor about all the nasty shit he has to go through with kstew in these movies. I think actors forget how much little offhand remarks can bite studios later. I don’t think it’s too much to ask that he be ready to discuss the book. Being hot as hell doesn’t give him free rein to blow off press junket questions. It’s part of his job. That said, I love him as much as everyone else here. Geez, I thought LTT was a place where we could say whatever we wanted about this saga/ actors without others automatically getting pissed about it.

          • MidnightCougar says:

            THANK YOU Babiesbrown! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO “GETS” IT! W-O-W, & I thought all was lost in my LTR world today!

          • Jules says:

            Babiesbrown – I got what you’re saying and I think you put it in a more palatable way. I don’t give a crap if someone wants to critisise Rob, I’ve done it here myself, on more than one occasion. Check my history.
            Today, the words chosen by Cougar to describe how Rob presented himself seemed harsh to ME. That is just MY opinion. I didn’t thumb you down, I have words to express myself.

    • pumagirlsf says:

      I don’t fault him at all for not reading it and I don’t think he looked like an “incompetent IDIOT.” He’s an incredibly smart man and he won’t phone this role in even though he’s got bigger and better things on the horizon.

      As much as he’s grateful for the gigantic career that Twilight has given him, he’s also ready to move on and put it behind him. At this point, it’s not even necessary for him to read BD, as far as I am concerned. He’ll read the script and give it his all; then finally be able to let go of the Edward Cullen stigma and show everyone out there (lovers and haters) what he is capable of…. and that’s what matters.

      • The Old One says:

        Very well put!

      • robgirl86 says:

        thanks PUMA!
        critizing Rob is not a big deal, we do that all the time here, BUT with LOVE…and I love that he is NOT PLASTIC!
        and…he is NOT an “IDIOT”…wtf!

        • MidnightCougar says:

          I didn’t say he WAS an Idiot! – I said, “He made himself SOUND like an incompetent IDIOT.” & I always diss Rob with lots of LOVE on top!

          • pumagirlsf says:


            I understand what you said, but all the same I respectfully disagree. What you wrote lends itself to the negative and although we all love to see Rob poked fun of sometimes, we don’t generally like to see him classified in a negative, harsh way.

            When I say ‘we’ I mean the general all-encompassing ‘we’ not ‘we’ as in I am the spokesperson for any particular group.


            Everyone is entitled to their opinion and it’s all in good fun around here… but at the same time, Rob is defended to the death when someone feels he’s been insulted.

            That being said, no harm – no foul.

          • robgirl86 says:

            ILY PUMA! and
            I need def. an english course 🙂
            you’ve expressed what I’m not able to say!

          • MidnightCougar says:

            I’m so done with these comments; time to move on! I don’t feel I “…classified (him) in a negative, harsh way.” It was just a professional POV, not a bash Rob POV. Relax people! THE END!

          • Jules says:

            It’s the end when I SAY it’s THE END (hehehe)!
            My professional POV is that; you didn’t see Steve Jobs promoting iPhone 4 while he was selling iPhone 3G, now did you?
            Damn Apple and their bad marketing and promotions. Unprofessional, the lot of them!

          • melronin says:

            Jules…I am absolutely in love with you!!!
            the end!!!

      • pumagirlsf says:

        I **LOVE** when I get thumbs downed for defending Rob!


        • robgirl86 says:

          I love that as well, and…yeah, it’s time to move on….lol

          said that, I feel soooo chilly and relaxed….wow, running now to buy some beer and hot pockets!

          • melronin says:

            RG can I say the greek M-word??? NO??? okkayy…
            damn…have to be a good girl…!!!

          • robgirl86 says:

            🙂 YES!

          • melronin says:

            That’s for you Rob baby!!!
            Ohhh what a ma-la-kas…seriously!!!
            That felt good…omg…they will banish me from the net now!!!

          • Keisha says:

            @melronin – what is a ma-la-kas? Hurry and tell me before I run to the Greek restaurant to ask and get beat up for saying something so….. dirty?

    • applepie says:

      I agree with what everyone above said. Rob doesnt play the hollywood game no is he an idiot. I think he’s incredibly grateful for all that twilight has done for his career but he also wants to be known for other more credible roles. he’s an actor because he loves to act, not because he’s trying to sell himself. sure..sometimes he says stuff that makes us go “omg I can’t believe he just said that” but isnt that WHY we love word-vomit-rob-of-2008?!

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Wow! Did the anon LTT thumbs downer figure out that you can do it more than once?! Where’s the love ladies?!

      • MidnightCougar says:

        Yes robsfuturemate, definitely not feelin’ too much love here today at LTR. Guess I should just get back to work & keep my opinions to myself. I wonder if I might have made LTR history with the most thumbed down comment! Too funny! Way to serious around here for me; so much for sarcastic honesty!

        • robsfuturemate says:

          No, Coug!!! Your opinion is welcome here, please don’t get too much work done! I think that Rob would respect your thoughts on his work ethic! Although, being Rob we know that he does a lot of word vomit. However, the general population takes everything he says at face value and he should remember that!

          I also started a big rant a few weeks ago about American History and Rob. It was supposed to be funny but didn’t go over that way. Sometimes this whole “word in print” thing gets kinda messy! Love ya!

          • MidnightCougar says:

            Thanks for the pep talk robsfuturemate (LOVE this name btw), feelin’ a little better about the whole thing. Love ya too!

  17. niahid says:

    Big Daddy with greasy fish fried bag, moaning near the headboard watching Rob and Kris whoops Edward and Bella going at it. BINGO.

    I think I’ll laugh my ass off when I see that scene ion big screen, thinking of Moon and Big Daddy

  18. robsfuturemate says:

    Ok ladies, Rob MAY have been lying about that part…agreed. But, the boy’s been busy! He had to read Bel Ami, Water for Elephants, possibly Unbound Captives and recently he said he hasn’t been reading much. Or listening to music for that matter! What has the boy been doing in his spare time? And don’t start with the Robsten comments…I’d like to be in denial today!

    Dear Rob,

    I went to the 100 Monkeys show.
    I looked for you behind the dumpster.
    I even called out your name (really did!).
    You weren’t there. You didn’t show your pretty face!
    I even had a Stoli in your honor!!! (it wasn’t that good)
    Come on, and tell me where I can meet you cause I’m not very good at figuring it out!

    Your Mate

    • Robsessedgirl says:

      @RFM :””””'( Not to worry, someday we will find him. At least you got to see JRath! But still, Rooooooob. S’ok. Someday.

      • robsfuturemate says:

        @Robsessedgirl, I’m not really a big Jackson fan (went there for a friend that is!) but he was so sweet and pretty adorable! Rob’s the only one for me! I’m not giving up hope yet but it is a little discouraging.

        • Robsessedgirl says:

          Don’t ever give up hope. Just promise once you find him, you and I will share. You can get him for a week, I can get him for a week and vice-versa. There are so many things I want to show him(and even more he can show me!). hahah. <33 ya.(AND ROB)

          • robsfuturemate says:

            YESSSS!! We def can share! Although we’re gonna have to coordinate with travel time! And is it weird that I’m thinking Rob can show me some of the new things you showed him?! Love ya back!!!

          • Robsessedgirl says:

            HAHAHAH zero weirdness. I mean we’re sharing right? Always good to learn new Robtricks! As for travel time, I’m sure we’ll work something out. Alla Tim Gunn, “We’ll make it work”.

    • Jules says:

      RFM – I just don’t understand why you thought Rob would be there in the first place. heh

      • Jules says:

        awwwww, I love a thumb down! 😀
        ESPECIALLY since Rob is known for attending his co-stars’ concerts. He does it all the time!

        • robsfuturemate says:

          @Jules I love how you respond to your own comment! Do you thumbs down yourself too?! And, I thought Rob would come (twss) because I wrote him a little note here on LTR!!!!! Why, oh why can’t he at least comment and say, “Sorry mate, I’m busy tonight.” 🙂

    • southernbelle says:

      Dear Rob,

      It’s okay if you haven’t read BD(are you positive about that?). I forgive you :). Just promise me one thing. The day we meet, will you moan like that for me?


  19. katiebird says:

    I thought that Rob said in earlier interviews for Twilight and New Moon that he has read all 4 books, so I think he was just fibbing during that interview. Never know what he will say in those things, so he could have been lying before too. Rob likes to keep us guessing…
    Anyway, you left out my favorite part, that Bella arm wrestles Emmett and smashes a boulder, while Edward and Jasper laugh in the background. Can’t wait to see that!!
    I am really worried about how they are going to handle “baby teeth” baby and the whole birthing scene. I am also very curious as to where they are going end the first movie.

    Oh Rob, I live like 2 blocks away from Lake Michigan, so if you want to practice the water scene in BD, just let me know. Kay?

    • TLG (TippyL) says:

      Katiegirl – I also live near Lake Michigan – about 10 blocks. Chitown girl here. I could be your stand-in?

  20. TLG (TippyL) says:

    I really disliked the book. A friend said, “It sucks, but you’ll plow through just to see how it ends.” Two hundred pages in I called her screaming about how bad it was. I did get through it but it was painful (sorry, Steph, I love you but I think you were either a) smokin’ crack or b)just wanted it over already).

    I’m just hoping that there’s time in the movie reserved for the enthusiastic cottage floor sex near the end of the book. Please baby Jesus. Or Melissa Rosenberg. Whichever.

    Cannot WAIT to see how they make this movie without Chris Hansen standing behind a pine tree, waiting to arrest Taylor if he lays a hand on Rennesme.

    • dazzledtodeath says:

      The part I hated more than anything was that they had a baby. Barely married, only screwed a few times and bam! excruciating (for the readers) birth and monster baby. Of course they have the perfect baby, no screaming in the middle of the night, oh no-E & B retreat to their love shack and leave the little darling in the care of their family. Utter dreck.

      I can’t stand precocious kids, and the Jacob thing-yuck.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Ooooo! Forgot about the cottage! Now maybe I will read this book for the second time!

  21. blackgirlltwihard says:

    random comment: I love BD….I listen to it at work on audio book… on Ch. 36 now..and occasionally I cry, bc I love the Bella and Renesme connection and a million other things about the book I am sooo prepared to defend it…that’s my $.2….js

    • Aleisha says:

      I want to love it and am fine with the HEA, BUT I just thought it kept DRAGGING when all the vamps were introduced. And the ending was so anti-climatic for me… like she was leaving it open for a *real* showdown with the Volturi in another book. The 2nd half of the book was my least fave of the series. Favorite part was when she opens her eyes as a vamp.

  22. Robsessedgirl says:

    Ok, first snort was at the BooBoo trailer mom comment, second one was at the Kristen/Rob leg/head crushing comment. I hope I didn’t get cocoa krispies on my computer….. anywhoozies, I can’t say I disliked a Twilight Saga book since it’s such a part of my life(MOSTLY ROB) but I liked Breaking Dawn. Mostly the sexy time/headboard ripping/pillow biting/feathers/birth scene/Bella changing/floor sex/Edward/Renesmee dynamic/cottage sexytime. It got me when Edward gave Renesmee an mp3 player with all his favorite music on it(I WANT THAT). But I do think Rob was fibbing. ‘Course he’s read BD. Rob, would you like me to *show* you what happens? 😉 I’ll read the book to you(can we both be naked?)

  23. southernbelle says:

    OMG I don’t know where to begin, great post Moon!

    The moan, OMG, I blush everytime I hear his moan, it gives me dirty thoughts. Just now I instinctively closed my eyes! OMG, OMG. I can’t believe such a simple moan can make have such an effect on me, this is embarrassing(me not him).

    When I heard him say he hasn’t read BD yet yeah I was a little surprised. But hey again this is Rob so anything he does flies by me, since he pretty much owns me and got me wrapped around his finger.

    Maybe Rob got the Cliff’s notes version of BD? 🙂

  24. LadyN says:

    Dear Rob,
    So you have no idea that…

    1. You will bite and kill a pillow when you give up your virginity?
    2. Break a headboard from an orgasm?
    3. Almost eat your own baby?
    4. Ask Jake to have secks with Bella to GIVE her a baby?
    4. Have whole conversations with your wife DURING hours of secks?!?!

    *stares* …..This is an outrage!

    Surprise surprise, Rob Rob…. that half bra cup is making a second appearance and you haz not idea. None.

    This is a warning to practice enough of the secks with… her *cringes*, so it’ll look ‘for real’! and it bettah be good! >-|


    • southernbelle says:

      LOL half a cup of bra….or nothing at all…even better 🙂

    • Keisha says:

      The sex is going to look so bad, I can just tell.
      First, Rob & Kristen will be trying so hard to make it look like they’re not having sex. Remember how fast those Eclipse bed pics got leaked on the Internet (and I think someone got sued over it). Also David Slade saying “you could just tell” after shooting the meadow scene.
      Then they’re going to be acting like they’re virgins. I hope Bella stumbled across Charlie’s stash or p0rn and has been watching. I even started thinking up fishing p0rn titles and I’d rather not share what I came up with.

      • Robsessedgirl says:

        HAHAH! Yes. I’m sure Charlie is hiding a laaaarge “box o’ porn”. Sorry but did David say that about how awkward it’ll be or what?

      • LadyN says:

        Oh! it will most definitely be awkward! “Hey, gais! Dis be us…lookin’ like we don’t have the sex. We swear we’re innocent! *hands here. grab boob like this. moan now.”

        PFFT suck my toe Rob… slowlyyyyyy. (Unf…Can’t even say it as an insult)

        gud i hope he don’t sound like that either, Moon! *shudders*

  25. babiesbrown says:

    Dear Rob,
    If you didn’t know, Alice is absent for much of these movies, so you will not be able to use her scenes with Jacksper as evidence for KStew that fucking on set is totally ok & most people won’t notice.
    You also won’t be able to beat off to her hotness when KStew shuts you down for the first 2 months of filming bc she’s “in character” and thinks that ya’ll should be born again virgins until E&B finally consummate their relationship on screen.
    You might want to call Ash for a lunch date and have Dean photograph the whole thing for you now, so you’ll have something to look at during the dry spell. And, of course, when KStew is all bruised and bloated.
    Prepare yourself now,

    • Jules says:


      • applepie says:

        HAHHA I may have had the exact same response…

        wait WHAT?!

        • Babiesbrown says:

          Just pointing out that Bella looks like shit through a big part of the first of these movies. And the only other decent to look at female with a history of hooking up with her castmates (ignoring NReed, bc hey, he’s been there & done that) won’t be on set much. I just can’t imagine that seeing your bitchface girlfiend in a fake baby bump vomiting blood might not make you want to check out who else is available for heini & hot pocket runs. Tossing out Liz Reaser (she seems way too professional to date castmates), that leaves Ashley. But she’ll be absent a lot. So rob may have a bit of dry spell for this films. (ok, kstew lovers, maybe I’m hopeful he’ll tire of the mullet. I’m not hating. Just hoping.)

          • dazzledtodeath says:

            you are making a lot of strange assumptions.

            I agree w/ Jules-what???

          • applepie says:

            lol wow those were some LOADED comments…watch out for the crazies! just saying…

          • Babiesbrown says:

            Geez, ladies. I was just trying to be funny. And sarcastic. I guess it wasn’t & it didn’t translate well. No need to call me a crazy. Ppl post outrageous coments on here all the time. Sorry if I offended you.

          • MidnightCougar says:

            I agree with applepie, heed her warning – LOOK OUT Babiesbrown – the commenters are LOADED for bear; & it’s take NO prisoners day today. Trust me on this one; be prepared my friend! Good Luck!

          • applepie says:

            nOOO i’m not calling YOU crazy…i’m saying YOU should watch out for the crazies…some ppl may overreact to the “assumptions” you made in your comments…I on the other hand, could care less…I applaud you for your boldness

          • melronin says:

            @MidnightCougar, honey…we are known here on LTR to make LOVE not WAR!!!
            Love you sista!!!

          • Babiesbrown says:

            Tx applepie & MC. Ppl sure do seem to have their panties in a knot today! Sad. A little outrageous sarcasm never hurt anybody. And saying rob acted unprofessionally is ok too. He’s a big boy. He can take a little criticism sometimes. 😉

          • Jules says:

            Babiesbrown, it would take more than a few twisted sexual scenarios (I like those) to offend me. Your comment confused me as there was soooo much there. Thanks for breaking it down.
            As for the “crazies”, Cougar, Applepie isn’t referring to who you think she is.
            Just saying.

          • pumagirlsf says:

            Hahhahaha I love you Apple 🙂

          • Babiesbrown says:

            This is like who is on first? I genuinely meant TY applepie & mc for coming to my rescue from those who thought I was making serious assumptions instead of just joking around. Tx ladies! Really. It’s nice to know some of you don’t mind if I make some jokes at kstew & breaking dawn’s expense. It was a lot all in one comment, I know. I just can’t help thinking there’s some weird shit in these last 2 movies that could make kstew a little too emo. And maybe Rob will get tired of it at last? And look elsewhere? Again, I don’t care who he’s with in real life. I just wish if it has to be kstew she would act like she likes him a little more. So I tend to imagine him with other castmates who actually know how to crack a smile now & again. Sue me. Check my history too ladies. I’m “normal.” I heart y’all. Except when you thumbs down me. Hahaha. 😉

        • applepie says:


          @babiesbrown: I was just SAYING to be careful about backlash. your comment was hilar! but LOADED w/ things that “crazies” go nuts about…if ppl can go batshit crazy about nikki reed’s tattoo, well, go figure….

          @mid..cougar: for the record, my comment above can attest to the fact that I dont believe Rob was unprofessional. We love rob bcuz he makes inappropriate jokes all the time. and u may have misunderstood who I was referring to when I meant “crazies” …

          • MidnightCougar says:

            I’m totally confused…I was agreeing with you appliepie, not dissin’ you?? I’m just gonna bow out for today! Signing off, I just can’t win!

          • applepie says:

            sigh..I guess I have to be real straight forward now.

            ok first of all. no one is “mad” about the things you say or anyone says. ppl are just expressing their opinion. I dont believe there is any name calling or loud yelling shouty caps going on today..

            and secondly, I know you r agreeing w/ me about the crazies..I just think we are not thinking of the same type of ppl…aka puma, jules, RG…not crazy for stating their opinions on thinking that Rob was not unprofessional. nor are u for thinking otherwise. crazies = ppl who take it WAY beyond a certain level of expressing an opinion (aka ppl who freak the crap out of a joke made about nikki reeds tattoo)

            that is all.. oh and FTR!

    • southernbelle says:

      I am confused by your post.

      • Robjunkie says:

        LMAO. This reply is to all the bitchfacing up above. Why all the dramz? Maybe it’s a synching situation and everybody’s PMSing at the same time? MidnightCougar and BabiesBrown, don’t even sweat it. I think it’s kinda strange that your comments got blown all out of proportion like that. It’s cool to disagree with each other, but can we please not turn on each other like rabid fangirls? Let’s hug it out bitches. kthanxbai.

        • Babiesbrown says:

          I agree! Let’s get Rob in the middle & then we can all hug it out. FTR!

        • Babiesbrown says:

          Somebody thumbs downed hugging it out? Really? That’s just unLTT of them. Moon & uc – was that u? R u just trying 2 keep harping on each other for the funny factor? I know! It was jodieO. Bahah! Love your faces!

        • MidnightCougar says:

          Thanks & AMEN! I’m off to drink some wine, & continue working on tweaking my GPS, so it will lead me right to LA & directly into Rob’s pants, when I come to the States next month!

          • Robjunkie says:

            You should download the “where is robert” app so you can get to a location where he’s been seen the day before. You may get lucky and pick up one of his discarded In ‘n Out wrappers, or still be able to spot the tire tracks of his chevy nova. It will be worth it.

          • MidnightCougar says:

            Thanks Robjunkie: That’s what I was joking about – I had started my GPS tweaking yesterday after UC’s “Where is Robert?” post. But, I guess somebody didn’t like it today, ’cause I got 2 thumbs down, while yesterday I got 2 thumbs up! Man, it was only a JOKE people; rough day here today! GEEZ!

  26. He could at least listen to the audio version of it. Jeez!

    I’m sure he could get into the soothing voice of Ilyana Kadushin.
    Pronouncing Jacob’s name as “Jaycup.”

    If someone went up to him and said:
    “THIS is audible kids!” would he give them a knowing glance?

  27. lovethesefries says:

    BAHAHA Big Daddy and his greasy bag, moaning. Died.

    Anyway, I think the most telling part of that clip was (paraphrasing) “I’m glad they’re shooting them together cause…I think it’s just easier getting it all…doing it all at once”. You KNOW he wanted to be like “getting it all over with.” I’m sure he is not looking forward to some of these scenes, and knowing how he is as an actor, he’s soooo read that book.

  28. lovethesefries says:

    Why am I being moderated, this isn’t my first post here 🙁

    • SAD.. i think sometimes if you haven’t commented in awhile or if you change email address or something it re-moderates you!

      • RoslynSelene says:

        So THAT’S why I was being re-moderated last week! Thanks UC. I was beginning to worry that you guys kicked me out for not commenting for like half a month(RL…you know). Lol

  29. Rob4Deb says:

    Ah, see I remember Rob saying in an interview (possibly for Twilight, can’t remember) that he had only read the first 3 books because at the time Breaking Dawn hadn’t been issued.

    But saying that you’d think he’d have found the time by now – seeing as how he’s a fan of the books and all (so he says).

    Never been able to make my mind up about BD. LOVE the first 2 books, esp the honeymoon – can’t wait to see him stood in the water with his manties flapping in the breeze on a palm tree!!! Third book is a bit boring TBH and all those bloody vamps! How though, will they show what Bella’s shield can do without it being all hallucinagenic – although Kristen would feel right at home!!!!

    Oh & that moany kiss… is HAWT! Love it.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      @Rob4Deb, that’s what I remembered too! The fourth book hadn’t been published yet. But thinking on it now, I’m pretty sure he’s read at least the script. Which is how he can make his funny little “don’t you sleep with babies” comment.

  30. Janetrigs says:

    “the island designating for the deflowering” – Ha

  31. Lutzus says:

    Two days ago I was sitting in a movie theater and was laughing so hard, I nearly collapsed. Just because I was imaging Robward & Krisella doing this “we’re such a happy family” thing for BD. God, I have NO idea what to expect of BD. It’s gonna be hot. (Okay, I hope so but it won’t, will it? Whatever. Fanfic has to make up for it then) But I just can’t imagine Rob&Kristen having some kind of own family with this monster baby. And then there’s still the question: What is this monster baby going to look like?! Ahhh, question upon question arises… (btw excuse my shitty english… I’m just a poor little German)

  32. blondeinco says:

    Dear Rob,
    You don’t have to read Breaking Dawn – Moon broke it down for you. Heck, I wish I hadn’t kept reading after the honeymoon chapter.

    Here’s my advice, keep working on Pout 27. It will come in handy for this movie. I’d love to see more smiley Robward – but that just ain’t gonna’ happen with this plot-line

  33. whiteflower723 says:

    Rob needs to know that Jacob Black will be with his daughter…needs to prepare for that one…

  34. Never Reveal says:

    SPOILER ALERT (or does that go without saying?…)

    Ummmm…not only will you perform a seks scene…but you will have to figure out how to act like you are touching someone hard enough not to crush them with your superhuman strength but still hard enough to leave them covered with bruises the next day (HAWT!)…though, any internal orgasmic injuries will be mitigated when you break a headboard apart with your bare hands…(SUPERHAWT!)

    You will speak in a foreign language to your Brazilian cleaning lady…either Brazilian Portugese or Tupí, Arawak, Carib, and Gê…can’t remember which…

    You will tackle the issue of abortion including a sister and wife who become vehemently pro-life overnight

    You will accept Jacob as a son-in-law

    You will realize you have entered into a marriage without ever having actually discussed the ramifications of salient issues such as children, politics, religion, your sexual relationship, what it’s like to live with your in-laws 24-7…should I continue???

    As you know, perform your own teeth-to-uterus Cesarean…

    Engage in endless immortal sexual congress with your wife while your entire family knows exactly how/when/what you are doing…don;t worry though, they kindly and patiently watch your child, who ages in weeks, while you are “getting to know each other”

    Hmmmmm….can anyone blame him for avoiding this???

    • RoslynSelene says:

      Can you blame me for laughing so hard after I read Jake likes young babes(li’trally)and after that good laugh I shut the book and gave it back? No? Good! =O)

      • RoslynSelene says:

        WFT? It’s not 12:58am…it’s only 10p here in LA. These time zone differences confuse me…

        • The Old One says:

          LTR is on on Eastern Time, so subtract 3 hours from the time stamp for California. We’re the last to get everything here: Our European sisters (holla, RG, MP!) are waaay ahead of us, and by the time the news gets to Australia, they respond from the future. Sigh. So confusing. On the bright side, we’re in the same time zone as Rob. Yaay!

    • The Old One says:

      Wow, I just had to respond, even though it’s really late and no one will read this — that’s the most succinct summary of the problems with BD I’ve ever read! I would add only one little teensy thing, that Edward will have to come to a decision on whether imprinting constitutes pedophilia are not. Otherwise, what a rosy marriage!

  35. Robsessedgirl says:


  36. Can't believe I like this shit says:

    I believe he’s read it.
    But I wouldn’t admit to having read Breaking Dawn in a public forum either.

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