Open Post: Hosted by Robert Pattinson, all man!

Dear Ladies who love Rob-

Rob would like you to know, via this video, he is a man! ALLLL man. Enjoy.

Your faithful servant

Dear Rob,

Thank you for contracting this lovely fanvid maker to try and help convince us that you are in fact, a man. We’ve called you gay and fey and bumbling and bromantical and everything else but we see your game now. You just want us to respect you and stop calling you names. You’re a man baby and we get it!

Now get in that Nova and come show me.

Your faithful servant, Moon

PS Happy Freaking Weekend!

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108 Responses to “Open Post: Hosted by Robert Pattinson, all man!”

  1. angie47670 says:

    So glad Rob decided to clear that up for us 😉 What a little slice of man candy for a Saturday morning….but I’m with Moon I think I need him to come and convincing me he’s all man 😉

    • paula says:

      Now that we all know that you’re all man a very very DIRTY
      Man and dam it we love it, I say bring it on baby we want more and we want it NOW.x

  2. eatmyjorts says:

    Um, confession… I think the Nova is hotter than Rob. Apologies. X

    • eatmyjorts says:

      Hee hee hee

    • raven says:

      Oh my god. The Nova is killing me. I don’t understand. This coming from the man who continued to drive his car around while his dashboard was on fire. It makes me giggle. A lot.

      Don’t get me wrong. I love it. I love it hard. Like I’ve said before, I’ve been around classic cars for a long time. I haven’t really ment to, but I’ve learned a lot by osmosis. You tend to pick that stuff up whether you want to or not when you marry a car buff. I even have one, if you count my slightly restored ’76 beetle as a classic.

      I admit, I did a little fist pump in the air for myself when I saw those pictures and instantly knew the make and model by body style alone (mid 1960’s and judging from the badges, it has a straight six engine, which is smaller than the optional V8). I would love to spout that off to my hubs, he would be impressed (and there would be some definite bow chicka wow wow in my future). But alas, that would be…awkward to explain my sudden interest, to say the least.

    • I’m peeing mysef watching the smex posing of Twilight period until someone probably told him that he might do a lil” too much maybeh. “I’m too sexy for my body”…oh I open my mouth, oh I’m giving the dangerous look, oh I’m sucking my finger… soo not interview Rob! and so hilarious!

      • Hi jorts, that was not a reply to you, was supposed to be comment to post. Really having difficulties with this site.

        • eatmyjorts says:

          Dammit Min! For a minute there I thought you liked me despite my constant undercutting of the Rob worship….
          P.S. I know what you mean about the site, does the comment/reply box continually try to escape down the page for anyone else? Did UC & Moon hire the Twi-saga wig makers to do the WWWebby stuff?

          • robsfuturemate says:

            @eatmyjorts, Yes!! It does that to me too! In fact, while trying to respond to you it did it again!! No wonder we respond to random posts!!
            WIN- on the Twi wig makers doing the Webby stuff!

          • hahaha
            Oh you know me I’m going crazy whenever someone is not in total awe in front of HHH then run online to start a petition aaaand a Respect the Rob campaign. I’d conversate with you about the Nova, the problem being I have no idea what you’re talking about since I never have the patience/time to watch Robporn videos till the end. Smb launch Respect RobPOrn!

      • The Old One says:

        Minuit, I know exactly what you mean about the “I’m too sexy for my shirt” looks, but remember he came from a modeling background and knows how to work “the look”. Lucky for us the looks came with a brain and a dorky personality that transcends the usual model airhead stereotype. By the way I love cheek-sucking “blue steel” Rob as much as DrunkRob or HoboRob or any Rob at all. I’ll take them all, thank you!

  3. drsaka says:

    That lovely vid is a great anedote to this:

    There are just so many things wrong here.

    More evidence that artists are just unable to capture the Rob’s beauty (remember the other wax-a-nots). We need a master artist to try, now.

    And why are his nipples erect?

  4. robgirl86 says:

    He’s a M.A.N.!!!

    Was there any doubt? Pfttttttttt………….

  5. melronin says:

    Rob, baby
    There was never any doupt in my mind that you are a man! In fact I always believed that you are THE MAN!!!

    Just looking at you is prof enaugh! End of subject!
    Love you hard

    • melronin says:

      ok guys…it’s 42 C here forgive my spelling…
      it’s DOUBT and PROOF…ofcourse…and if there are more…
      well…who cares right??? 😀

    • southernbelle says:

      Hi mel,

      Oh Rob, my man, I mean I wish he was my man. 🙂

      Off to go daydream some more.

  6. niahid says:

    Oh My, he’s a man?
    I thought he was Sex God

  7. dazzledtodeath says:

    There was never any doubt in my mind that Rob was all MAN.

  8. M says:

    haha that video was GREAT!

  9. TwiPam says:

    Hell yesss he’s a M.A.N! Never had a doubt about it… now come and show me; I’m next after moon 🙂

    Moon- Thanks for making my freaking day!!! I sooo needed it 🙂

  10. southernbelle says:

    OMG, what a great way to start my day…me choking on my bagel because of this video :). Oh gahh, Rob mesmerized me and I forgot to chew. Sigh.

    He’s so, so,so beautiful. And now I’m pining for him even more.

  11. southernbelle says:

    Forgot to say, Rob is all man. And I love every bit of him!:) Now if I can only get my hands on him…..

  12. LadyN says:

    he sho’ iz a man! UNF UNF@seckspart. guh. *melts to duck sauce*

  13. Robsessedgirl says:

    Dear Rob,
    Yes, you are ALL.MAN. Would you like to show me how much of a man you are? Oh wait- this proves it:
    I want to be in yoooo pants Rob. PANTS OFF PARTY.

  14. robsfuturemate says:

    Not sure which one of you lovely ladies mentioned Rob’s upper lip kissing the other day but I had to research it myself!! He is def ALL MAN!!
    Twilight: check, check (bedroom and prom)
    NM: check
    Haunted Airman: check
    Little Ashes: nope, couldn’t tell
    Remember Me: (still working on that one, I loaned out the vid! oh, the horror!)

    Pretty much I learned that when he is the kissing instigator he starts off with the upper lip. After that, he’s all over!!

    Dear Rob,

    The only part of my research that’s left is experiencing this kiss myself. Please let me know when you can stop by! Oh, and by the way, I’m all out of foam fingers so I’ll just have to take you out to dinner and win you a giant ass panda!<3

    Your Mate

    • Robsessedgirl says:

      HAHAHAHAH. Did I mention I love this.entire.comment?
      CAN I HAVE A GIANT ASS PANDA TOO? I only want it if Rob comes(TWSS) with it, a package deal. He can kiss my upper lip(and other lips if ya catch my drift) ANYTIME ANYPLACE ANYWHERE. <3

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Of course you can have a giant ass panda! Rob will bring it by when it’s “your week.” But we can only share if you don’t mention Rob kissing your “other” lips! I don’t really want THAT image in my head on “my week.” And thanks for the props!

        • Robsessedgirl says:

          Ok ok understandable. I’m sure that he’s equal opportunity. He’ll do whatever you want on your week. WHEN IS THIS DEALIE STARTING? Who gets him first?

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Whoever meets him gets him first, that’s only fair! And that’s when the deal can start. Although, since he’s already pretty busy traveling we’ll just have to play the whole time thing by ear! As long as we’re fair, I’m game!

          • robsfuturemate says:

            @Robsessedgirl, Why are we getting thumbs downed?! I can see your lip comment, but come on! 😉 Maybe they don’t think we will share…I’m open ladies, I will share the love of the Rob with you too!

    • raven says:

      I’ve noticed that too, but I’ve always looked at it as just the opposite. That he likes to have his bottom lip kissed. It’s sort of submissive in a way…hmmm…I’m sorry, what was I saying?

      Alright, I offically embarrassed myself. Goodbye.

      • robsfuturemate says:

        @raven That is not embarassing! I’m the one who broke out the Rob flics to research this properly!! And I think you have a good philosophy too! I think he’s a gentleman, and will let the girl take the lead too! (Is that gentlemanly?!) Whatever! I’ll just have to watch them again!!!

    • southernbelle says:

      I mentioned the upper lip kissing thing but there might be others who may have said it too :).

      And that goes to show that I’ve rewound his sex/kissing scenes over and over again to see him LOL!

      • robsfuturemate says:

        @SB, I was getting all hot and bothered doing my “research” last night! I don’t blame you for rewinding, you kinda have to, get goes by too fast!

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Oops! “it goes by too fast”

        • southernbelle says:

          So which one is your favorite Rob kissing scene then? :). I think I love the Twilight one….and the RM one…hmm I can’t decided, I love them all. Oh and of course, NM, with the moan, holy canole….Ahhhhhhhhhh

          Rob, what the heck are you doing to me!???

          • robsfuturemate says:

            That’s a hard question! I think I’m gonna go with RM, mainly because the whole Robsten thing makes me a little creeped out when I watch the Saga now. And because he seems more like Rob than any other movie so far! Does he kiss in TBMH? I haven’t seen that one yet!

            Oh, and I can not wait for BA and WFE…def more kissing (plus more everything?)!!

          • drsaka says:

            RFM- yes, there’s is some kissing in TBMH! He gets grabbed and kissed a couple of times, but they’re not extensive kissing scenes.

          • robsfuturemate says:

            So if he’s the one getting grabbed and kissed, I’m assuming he isn’t going for the upper lip!I have to watch this movie, I just don’t want to sit at the computer the whole time. It does sound like I need to tough it out though!

          • drsaka says:

            This is a vid of his clips in BMH.

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Thanks drsaka! I had forgotten I HAD seen some of those kissing clips! But the camera angles suck! How am I supposed to come to a conclusion on my research when they don’t show me the right angle?! And what’s up with those tight pants, hehe?!

    • Robsessedgirl says:

      There is more than enough to share! I am rather smutty, but everyone is lying if the thought hasn’t crossed your mind of Rob doing that particular act to you. C’mon people. A girl can dream, can’t she?

      • robsfuturemate says:

        I don’t know, I got thumbs downed too! Maybe it was my Adventureland quote. I thought the Shrew lovers would like that! Or, maybe it’s because they know that deep down none of us would share Rob if we had him for our very own! Who knows, but I still love ya!

        • Robsessedgirl says:

          HAHA the Stewie lovers take no prisoners. I don’t think anything you or I said deserves a thumbs down. & how true is that statement, NO ONE would share Rob! I know I wouldn’t!
          love ya too! :)<3

        • Robsessedgirl says:

          Woah how is anything I said in that reply to you deserving of two thumbs down?

        • robsfuturemate says:

          That’s kinda what I was thinking. But,I was just gonna let it go since no one is commenting on it with actual words. Everyone has a thumbsdown day now and again!

          • Robsessedgirl says:

            Yeah true. I’m too sensitive as well, always have been! But when it comes to people bashing my Wobbie, I will cuttabitch! NO ONE DOES IT AROUND ME. hahaha.

          • Robsessedgirl says:

            STOP THUMBSING DOWN. grrrr.

  15. robgirl86 says:

    T.H.E. …MAN!!!!

    Dear Rob,
    <3 !

  16. robsfuturemate says:

    I finally watched The Summer House! What a glorious 3 minutes!!! That boy has the longest fingers I’ve ever seen! Oh, the things you can do with fingers like that…guitar playing, piano playing, etc…!!!

    • Robsessedgirl says:

      HAHHAHAHAHAHA. way to stay PC. LOOOONG FINGERS. I’m sure he uses them all the time for stroking….guitar strings get yoooo minds out of the gutter!

  17. Valeria says:

    I dont know about you guys but i never really had a doubt about Rob’s being a man.. 🙂

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  19. SagaDevotee says:

    Oh good lord, how am I supposed to focus on my family after watching that?

    • robsfuturemate says:

      I saw that pic on another site and thought the same thing! But that article is hilarious, I love how they have an actual pic of Clare in the same article! Gotta love the media! And come on, Clare would not go out in public wearing that…give the woman some credit! Plus, wouldn’t Steph have been like 12 when she “had Rob” ?

    • drsaka says:

      I’m sure Stephanie would be thrilled to be called his mother.

  20. Robsessedgirl says:

    Just got back from seeing Eclipse for the sixth time, and I can tell you now, ROB IS ALL MAN. In the famous ‘Bella’s blue balls’ scene when his shirt is barely on I just started hyperventilating and tearing up and my mom had to yell at me. This is a problem.
    Dear Rob,
    Tone the SEXINESS down. You’re gonna give me a heart attack. Ok I’ll be honest, NEVER TONE IT DOWN.
    Love times a billion trillion,

  21. GoAskAlice says:

    Some of those pics are kind of gay.

  22. latuyacantante says:

    DAMN!!! that was exciting!!!!! I almost started throwing dollar bills at the screen. Loved it.

    Now let me go finish reading that Krisbian fan letter over on LTT to wind down. Ewww, forget that.

  23. FastForward says:

    Aw, come on, where is the Monday letter? Yes, he’s all man and sweeps me off my feet, but I need something new now!
    Oops, do I sound like a creepy Addict? (hides away in shame)

  24. flowersatmidnight says:

    Jaw porn!

    And I love how he poses for the red carpet. Totes sexy!! xD

  25. rob's den of sin says:

    DAMN! Is it me, or has it suddenly become a tad warm?

    Okay ladies, I need your help.
    Does anyone know the source for the pale blue eyes/longer hair/white-ish b’ground pic at 0.56?

    Oh no, you don’t need to reassure me. That’s a totally normal question, I know.

    *rocking* repeatedly chanting “I am normal”

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