Rob Porn Friday: The movie edition
Dear Rob,
Over the months & years, Friday has unofficially become the day for Rob Porn. In case something happened between now and the last time we posted some RobPorn, here is a reminder as to what that is exactly. A long time ago we talked about that book everyone loves “Porn for women” where hot men do household chores like vacuum, dust & (wait for it) load the dishwasher.. ohhhh yeahhhh…We kinda mixed that idea with our favorite F*ck Yeah tumblr accout: F*ckYeahRyanGosling and wah-lah- Rob Porn for Women was born. What started as hot pictures of you with sayings that drive women wild- about cleaning, organizing & caring for the kids- has turned into that plus sexual innuendos, hot things we want you to say and sometimes just down right dirty. Ya know, depending on the mood.
Today the mood is “Movies” and @JodieO created a nice RobPorn Movie-themed spread for us. She’s also giving 10 points for anyone who can name all the quotes. Yes- let me repeat that- you could win 10 points from JodieO. Best Friday Ever, isn’t it!?
Enjoy today’s Rob Porn via our new geeky gallery!
Love,
UnintendedChoice (and JodieO- giver outter of points)
Miss Moon? Me too! Tell her what she’s missing: While Moon was Gone
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No idea about the movies! But thanks for the great pictures! I love that last one!
I only recognized 2 of the quotes. Sad, huh? The “I’m a big, bright shining star” came from Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights and “you should be kissed often by someone who knows how” is Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind. Love both of those.
ohhh….Gone with the wind…I loved it!
Bel Ami will kill me ( I think I’ll use the word “kill” quite often today π )
@Tupelo
I don’t know any of them! The last one seems familiar. I’m not good at this :P.
Btw should have known you would know the last one! I wasn’t sure about it but I kind of thought so! Dang I should know that line so well now, I mean look at my screen name! LOL
GQ Rob still KILLS me, the first pic is just PORN, I don’t need anything else……….
Dear Rob,
you know what you’re doing to us (read me)?
yeah, you know!
you kill me, slowwwwwwlllllyyyyyyyyy!
love
me
<3
P.S. Love every pic from Tyler-times….
Damn, I can’t even win 10 points this morning.
Well, I’m off on my travels again, if anybody really cares. Heading back to Scotland for 3 weeks to see my family – yipppeeeee.
So over and out once more……..
x
hey, I care π …..and HAVE FUN!!!
*sniffle* π
Me too! Have fun!
*sniffles* again
Scottland is one of my fav places in the world…reminds me of Heathcliff π
Have fun with your family honey!
*sniffle, sniffle*
Have a good trip!
*sniffle* I need a bigger tissue π
I’ve been away for a couple weeks, and this was fairly awesome to return to.
RobPorn FTW!
love that you are back!!!<3
Welcome back!
Love, love, love these and I think Rob would approve because he is kind of a movie buff. I only know a couple. The first one is my favorite and the quote is from “The Princess Bride” as a weakened Wesley lies on the bed confronting the cowardly Prince Humperdinck (?) – which just brought to mind Christoph Waltz’s epic short http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mveA4VTtk7g&feature=channel
Just because Im nerd and I like points.
1 Princess Bride
2 Big
3 Brokeback Mountian
4 Austin Powers
5 Zoolander
6 Boogie nights
7 Batman Begins
8 Gone with the Wind
Nice!
Wow! Sounds pretty good to me, but maybe it’s just your confidence! Awesome!
Wow you rock! LOL I could barely even guess the last one! Funny I’ve seen all those movies but can’t remember the lines!
I bow down to your superior nerdiness!
Thumbs down for getting 10 points
I got the points??! Woo Hoo!
The pic with Kellan- he was auditioning for Zoolander there!!!
you mean with Cam? If you mean that one, it makes me laugh everytime I see that, suck-in-cheeks-Rob or I-wanna-be-a-star-Rob….gawd, so funny….still like it.
Yes, sorry, Cam- heat, packing induced brain skip!
BLUE STEEL ftw.
I would pay money to see Rob & Taylor act out some of the scenes from Zoolander.
I am crazy about the first picture, he dies me…OMG…
and the post is hilar. Great job putting the right pics to
these quotes!!!
Rob…
Everything I like in the male species, you have it.
You are the absolute MAN for me…BUT…
Please can you stop dying me all the time?
I am no cat…I have only one life!!!It’s exhausting!
Love
Mel
Ps. sorry…am totally out of context…I know! π
Hahahahahah.
Fav. line = I am no cat.
Thanks for making me laugh, Melronin
love you,
lion
Oh. My. God. You’ve combined my absolute most favorite movie (and book) from when I was a teenager – Gone With the Wind – with Robert ‘effing Pattinson.
Jodie-You are a goddess!
How do you think Rob would be in a remake of GWTW, as Rhett Butler?
Just askin’
I thought of him being Rhett! Squee!
Can you imagine him in this dialogue:
Scarlett: “Rhett, Rhett, if you go where shall I go? What shall do?”
Rhett: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!”
I’m only interested in the remake if it’s rated R.
Ha, who knows, it might be!
I never thought about until now. Hmm….He would have to be somewhat of a scoundrel and I haven’t seen him in that sort of role yet.
Let’s see how he does in Bel Ami.
Hi ML! I was just thinking Vivien Leigh was English and managed the right accent as Scarlett O’Hara, so they could flip it and have Rob as Rhett Butler–could he manage a southern accent, do you think? Who would be Scarlett? You are right, though, R-rated or not at all.
scarlett: keira Knightley !!!!
Zoolander = Win
You can Derelicte my balls!!!
I can Derelicte my OWN balls, thank you very much!
HA! Oh, @JodieO, you kill me… in the best way. And Rob reciting my dear sweet Westley’s lines is lovely. He is my first love always. Sorry, Rob… Baby, you know you’re it for me now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSHmVkjmuA
Katie:
YES! Westley. *sigh
To this day, when the hubs says, “as you wish” to me, I heart flutter a little π
Nice one JodieO! Wonderful Robporn and a good laugh! FTW!! Although, I only got Princess Bride, Austin Powers, Zoolander and some Batman Movie. Great idea!
I read your reply yesterday about PCC. Nope, sorry. PCC stands for Pasadena City College. Hahaha I didn’t know there were other PCC’s in LA. I’ll be more specific next time =O)
I was trying to think of other colleges in LA, or cities that started with P but forgot all about Pasadena! Oh well! It was a fun thought!
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@Jodie these are great! I don’t know them except for the last quote is vaguely familiar. Zero points for me!
Now if you ask me about Twilight quotes, well I got the movie memorized. π
The pictures are gorgeous!
SB, you know the last one because it’s from Gone with the Wind! ;D
Katie! I haven’t seen you here! Yeah I guess because I’m Scarlett O’Hara, I know Gone with the Wind :P.
SB,
YOu have Twilight memorized (12/24/09)…?
muah,
me
MountainLion, hey best Christmas Eve ever right! LOL I’ll never forget that night! Woot.
Email me, miss you!
I liked wearing that Batman shirt. The paparazzi thought I was Christian Bale and were frightened of me. Good times.
HAHAHA! welcome back! missed you these couple days.
hi, question: If you liked the shirt, why didn’t you steal it? Or did u steal it and now you can’t find it? π
Hi! You know I’m still fantasizing that you are really Rob! π
Itsreallyrob,
See you at 8:00 pm tonight at the 4 Seasons.
Can’t wait.
lustfully yours,
lion
Lion & ItsReallyRob,
Can I be your room service delivery girl tonight?
*on knees begging*
Quite intriguing.
I’ll dress up as a Hotpocket and pretend to be a musical gram and knock on your door!
Not as intriguing as seeing you barefoot…at an airport! WTF? But it was hot, though. Weird…I’m scared of myself now. See what you do?!
honey, did I just read “quite”???
that IS totally intriguing!
You’re such a baby sometimes….pffttt
Whoa 3 thumbs down? What did I say?
lion,puma &ReallyRob
is that going to be a little Twi/try/trois convention?
May I join this bringing along my Edward-pillow?
pls
yours
itsnotreallyme
Hahaha, RG π
Will your Edward pillow sit in the corner of the room all alone ‘fluffing his stuffing’ sadly as he watches what goes on?
Puma,
All is saw was “batteries” and that worried me….say more.
xoxox
me
Haha! A la ‘Little Ashes’?
Imma need both of you there.
He’s a lot to handle.
xoxox
me
p.s. puma bring org. champy
p.s. robgirl/itsnotreallyme bring Ivans or Prenom, because after we do him, we will watch a film. He likes intellectual stimulation, as well.
I gave myself thumbsdown for ever considering the movie bit.
π
Lion,
On it. I’ll bring four grande dames of the org champers.
You need to make sure to bring a… phone charger… you know, in case ItsReallyRob’s phone battery dies.
lion & puma & Sb
not anymore sure if we really need ItsreallyRob for that session!
π
itsnowreallyme
I have an Edward pillow too, should I bring that and let him have it! Hah! And an Edward shirt and blanket.
Hahahhaa, ItsReallyRob is definitely still needed. He’s always needed. #trust #trufax
As the loverrrly SB said, I am still fantasizing that You’reReallyRob. If this hotel shindig should happen, I’ll be there with the heine. Always can use one more participant. π
Yay! It’s the least I can do, thank you ItsreallyRob for fueling our fantasy life!
I would love to think ItsreallRrob is really Rob, but “Good times” sounds a little weird for a 24 year old Brit… Any Brits here that can advise us?
Well, I’m American (so I don’t count) but ‘good times’ sounds like something a 13 y/o says when they remember that one time they got high behind the school bungalows. *shrugs*
Thanks for the thumbsdown Taytay…personal experience I suppose?
Oh I’m sorry, my mistake. I meant: Thanks for the thumbs-down ItsReallyRob. You probably encouraged Taylor to do it. Is that why you laughed and blurted out ‘No’ when Oprah asked Taylor if it’s true he’s never smoked? I FREAKIN’ KNEW IT! π
Actually it sounds like something BobbyGee would say. Gotta love it.
You have a point. Hmm maybe it’s Bobbygee.
Hmmmmmm, maybe it’s Dick.
We should have a test of important Britishisms and see if he passes!
I am 99% certain that It’sReallyRob is a Brit…or a Canadian who watched a lot of BBC programmes growing up.
A little Americanism/slang here & there just hints at a Transatlantic lifestyle in a Brit (best case scenario) or watching too much Baywatch (worst case scenario).
I volunteer to administer the test to Rob. π
Too funn @JodieO!
I think UYma’s expression sums it up.
Oh, nice typos today.
*funny
*Uma
My typing fingers still have wine in them, I guess.
and hello Really Rob!
I <3 Jodieo!
Yay! I got <3 from Janetrigs!!
sorry if there have been blog issues today- i just broke it (intentionally) then fixed it- then kicked all users off (intentionally) so you have to sign in again… BOO ME. but ya for being the biggest geek eVER!
Love these! thanks! The one from Zoolander cracked me up!
Yes, Uma’s face personifies my feelings. GQ Rob just dies me. Rob dies me. When ever the speedo man says horny that is just how I feel about those pictures right there.:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZGyzz5O-U
I’m glad you are all enjoying the porn and my movie nerdness!
Maybe I’ll do musicals next… hrrrrmmmmmmmm…
Mkay but none of that HSM crap. That’s all I’m sayin’
That’s not a musical, it’s an abomination. Well, unless I can make it funny.
agreed π
Yes! Rob + Musicals = WIN!!!
Plus, I’m may be able to come up with those a little faster. And since I’m competitive, I really want to win 10 fake points from you!
“Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?”
Uh yeah, Rob, you do. I thought I already made that quite clear. π
ok, I didn’t mean that as a reply…waay off that topic. π
Rob looks sooo seductive in that Bel Ami still
My husband already wants to kick Rob’s ass, if he knew just how badly I want to see Bel Ami he would want to kick mine too
i love the second to last photo rob is so so fit
I LOVE HIM <3
…..OMG……