Open Weekend Post: Hosted by Rob, Kristen and Stroller Dad in the airport
Dear Rob,
I’m sure at the time being followed to the airport and having a camera shoved in your mug was annoying. Then seeing Kristen almost fall took a Herculean effort to suppress the inappropriate giggle that always comes from those situations but what about the totally unassuming Dad with the stroller? He just volunteered to take the baby for a stroll while the wifey got some mags from the newsstand and whammo he’s in the middle of Robsten Airport gate… his reaction is pretty stellar. Of course this is all made better by some funny person who put this all to the Benny Hill music. I found this over in the forum the other day and thought even you could get a kick out of it.
Now I’m off to camp in the great wilderness of California. Stop laughing! It’s true!
Themoonisdown
PS if you’re not a member of the forum you should be, you could be seeing gems like this every day!
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Tags: , airport, canada, funny, Kristen Stewart, Open Weekend Post, paparazzi, robert pattinson, stroller dad
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Stroller Dad! I’ve seen this a number of times before and YES, still funny!!!! Thank you to whoever set this to the Benny Hill music!!!
ha ha hilar!
thanks moon i really needed a good laugh this week after all the pukesten drama.
I like it! The music makes it even funnier.
Dear Undecidedsten-
Sounds like you need to change your name. I think “Pukesten” is perfect!
Bwahahahah!! π π π
i’ve tried to change my name a million times this week!!!!!!!
wordpress wouldn’t let me – sad face.
I’m kinda likin pukesten!
thats exactly what i’d change it to!
so worth the two hours i spent figuring out how do to this.
you did it! hahahahahaha
Yay for pukesten!! At least now you know how to do it when you wanna change your name again!! π
Unde, email Moon and UC and see if they have any tips for you on changing your name! I sense some kind of conspiracy there! (Not with Moon and UC, with the whole Pukesten debacle!)
Stroller Dad FTW!!! I’m glad he at least strapped his kid in before executing that turn around! That coulda been dangerous! π
*LMAO* I can’t stop watching the bit with Kristen slipping. Seriously, you just know she’s thinking ‘oh fuck, that’s SO on camera for all and prosperity…I just know it’
Admittedly, I didn’t find that stupid pap lady shoving the camera in Rob’s funny at all but stroller-Dad? *L* It wasn’t just that he just about went roller-derby with the pram, but then he did a 180 and practically bolted after them?
See people………….Say what you will but Kristen IS Bella. Stupid, shiny, waxed airport floors.
We always knew she was Bella, right? That’s why it seems so unfair, her getting all those acting awards for simply…being herself?
After seeing Rob in How to Be, though, I am still baffled that he’s the same guy that managed to pull off being Edward..an Oscar for Best Make Over is in order! π
Can you image THAT conversation
Wife: Where did you go? I was in the magazine stand getting the latest copy of OK, Us and Life & Touch so that I would have something to read on the plane ( and follow that handsome actor, Rob Pattinson) .
Husband: (huffing and Puffing) I….I …..I.. ( Breathes)
Wife: I asked you to change the Baby. Dammit, Cant you do just one thing!!!??
Husband: (Panting) Honey, I… Honey, (catched Breath) Honey I saw that Vampire guy. Paddleson. I walked just past him. The girl was with him too. ( Huff Huff)
Wife: YOU WHAT?!!! WHERE??? ( Runs off to find him)
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You know most husbands bet that since the wife is “distracted” by her little obsession, and that he gets to reap the benefits of said “fondness” he figures its harmless since the likelyhood of the wife running into HHH in Real life will probably NEVER happen…Right.
Little did he know that one day a trip to the airport to visit the MIL or go on holiday would ruin his life forever and leave his kids motherless.
Haha- that’s the scenario! Did Stroller Dad try to get Rob’s attention by calling ‘Paddleson’??
“WOAH you’re Paddleston right! My wife loves you! You play Edwin right? *Rob runs away*
I am laughing so hard at your comment that my head hurts.
hahahah mine?
Pissin’ on myself here!!!!!!! You KNOW that is EXACTLY what happened. Oh to be a fly on their wall. LMAO
During this airport trip, Rob gave us some excellent wonky legs and even defies gravity.
http://picasion.com/pic28/0978234070f99d6d46222902fbd32c44.gif
(hope this works)
Great..now we know that along with crippling us all with his sexiness, this man also has the ability to defy forces of nature. Superhuman moron? I think not!
He had the superhuman part right!!!!
Don’t try that at home, kids!
So ice doesn’t really help the un-coordinated? I guess airport floors don’t do the job either? But I would nibble those wonky Rob-legs any day, anyway…just saying.
I will forever stand by my theory that Rob’s cloned, or is an alien, or an angel, and there he blew his cover!
I’m on to you Rob, bwahahahahaha! (and yes, I’m crazy…;-)
OMG i laughed so much to Kstew when i first saw this (cuz that’s normal i laugh even to myself when i fall off)
BUT..Daddy is just epic
LMAO
Gah, I wish I could join the forum! I lurk there everyday, but for some reason the site won’t let me create an account π
Stroller dad is pure win xD
These past two weeks have been a bitch, and I’ve been depressed and needed a laugh. Oh and STROLLER DAD gave it to me. I almost peed myself the first time I saw it.
Dear Stroller Dad and Rob,
Do I sense a bromance starting? With the britpack get some American flava? Rob, did you even see SD? How could his magicness escape you? Well I think a bromance should start.
Love,
Me
PS ROB WEAR the green pants more.
PPS If you stole the karate pants please wear them. π
“These past two weeks have been a bitch, and Iβve been depressed and needed a laugh.”
c’mere big hug!!
but seriously those green pants are horrendous!!
Dear Rob please find these again
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/06/robert-pattinson-in-a-plain-black-t-shirt/
OMFG that picture…*hugs you back* I really need a big hug. What is The Pretty thinking lately? not her…. I actually love those pants. I don’t know what it is.
i seriously don’t know what the pretty is thinking. and we never will. i don’t get the sudden change of heart about not hiding it anymore, it was so much easier to ignore the mullephant in the room!
being robsessed isn’t as fun these days.
oh and Rgirl – I hope things get better – big hugs to you
Okay, so I just saved that to my secret file called “lovely” for when I need a little happy-boost. Yummy! Thanks!
oooooh! I love that picture. I love the smile and I love that you can see the buttonfly. mmmmmmm!
thanks @KB! I hope they do too.
I love Benny Hill! This video defs needs more boobage!
Please don’t laugh at me, but this summer I have been through airports in Newark, Boston, Providence and Chicago, and I just couldn’t help looking around for an unexpected Rob and/or Kristen appearance. (You never know, they could be on the run together, anywhere, right?)
If it had been me walking around with a stroller, that poor, poor kid would have been covered in bruises by now from me veering into things when my head kept turning around. Lucky I have no kids that age…
(No, I didn’t see them, otherwise I would probably still be hospitalised in the US, for walking into something and passing out with a concussion.)
That’s totes NORMAL!!! I look for him in EVERY In-N-Out I go too!
But is sucks to actually BE at LAX the day before they appear at LAX. While picking up my mom from her trip, my sister saw a limo and said, “Hey look! What if Rob’s in there?” I said, “Hahaha! You wish! He’s in Canada. Why would he be here?”
***Next day***
“I give up! I can’t be his fan without going insane! This is the 6th time this happens in 2 months. I go somewhere and he ends up being there on the same day or a day later.” My sister just laughs her ass off and teases me saying, “He’s stalking you.” Pfft yeah, I wish!
I think he is stalking you! Except the problem is he has the “Where is Roslynselene?” app and it only tells him where you were the day before! Give the guy a break, he’s trying! π
Good one! Lol
Oh that was hilarious! Stroller Dad has perfect comic timing .I always find it hard to believe that anyone other than the British ‘appreciate’ Benny Hill. Can everyone on the entire planet please now lighten up for a while? Pretty please with Rob on top? (twss). Seriously, any more Yawnsten palaver & I’m going to become a hermit.
P.S. Confession: (stupid confession) I didn’t know that paps came in the female variety too…it didn’t cross my mind. I am an idiot.
yeh i thought that too when i saw it, small little woman is a scary paparazzi tho!!
@undecidesten LTR LTT isn’t on wordpress anymore, (they’re their own bossess) but I can’t check, I’m on phone
Since it’s an open weekend post, how ’bout I pimp out my multi-chapter fanfic?!? Here we go:
BLINDING: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5727940/1/Blinding
Summary: Edward Cullen is intrigued by the new student at college, Bella Swan. But why is Bella really in Forks? Is Edward Cullen in danger? Will her secrets be revealed? Before it’s too late for both of them. ExB AH Rated M for Mature Themes
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Hope everyone is having a fun w/e…. π
Thank u Moon!!! This is soooo hilarious!!! The music makes this video great!! I needed this laugh! I can totally see Rob and Kristen watching this and laughing! I hope he knows we write letters to him!
That was hyterical…Kristen is such a fabulous mess sometimes….no wonder Rob is into her…he will always have a good laugh..
Benny Hill music —genius!
I was so excited when I saw that Stroller Dad made it to LTR!!! He is soo freakin awesome! But what about Rob’s knight in shining gray backpack? “Here man, let me help you out. I’ll just jump around and block all the photos!”
How does Rob keep a straight face through all this?!
Confession: I’ve never actually experienced the forum. Now you’re telling me you guys are having all kinds of fun over there too!?
i only ever look at the fan fic page for recs but i looked at robs flat today found all sorts of win!!
http://letterstotwilight.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=4443
Ooo, thanks! I didn’t think I could watch the Leg Hitch after this week, but Edward denying Bella is pretty much FTW!! And I can always watch Tyler and Ally! So much awesomeness in one link, who knew?
I think I need to start hanging out in Rob’s flat! π
i know if found it difficult to finish the leg hitch clip too!! we need the practice if we’re going to get through BD!
BD is a loooong way away. I’m hoping for the demise of Pukesten by then! Plus, we have BA and WFE to help us imagining him with “other” women.
thats funny cause that was one of my best parts in the movie and now I cringe watching it – so embarrassing, its like watching two lovers making out in real life
there is actually another angle which shows just how big of a WTF moment stroller dad was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBTc-_XViAY
Now I’m even more confused!! For a sec I thought that it was an undercover papp (cause I heard they do that) but nope, there was a real baby in there! And what about the wife…she didn’t seem to care. Was she trying to control her inner fangirl? If so, she did a great job!
i think he just outed himself as a huge unicorn!
What is it about people falling? I’m so easy…
I love how Rob just walks on throughout the whole thing, lol.
Oh my God that clip is so hilarious!!The circus is in town! I think the funniest part is Robs walk… with that music – ha, ha, ha!Too funny!
Bwahhhh the daddddd. I didn’t see that before! So hilar. How he TOTALLY put his child in danger by running toooo fast just because he was in ‘that kid from twilight’ way. LOL!
I saw Stew slip. Poor girl. No wonder she’s always pissed. I would be too if I fell THAT much. But ohhh hunny you got a nutter fuggin hot bf who’s walkin right behind yah, prob will give you sympathy sex in the tiny comode inside just cuz you tripped, YOURE OK! I’d trip all over the place for that kind of schmex from Rob.
I found this comment funny so I’ve pasted it here just for Lolz
“and that stroller dad is crazy – behold the power ofο»Ώ robert pattinson, he turns straight daddies into horny twi moms with just one look!!!”
Robs strange walk was somehow emphasised by the hilarious Benny Hill music!
+ I am so embarrassed for Kristen.. she looked like she was surfing!