Monday Funnies: Rob Pattinson or….

Dear Rob,

I’ve made it quite known over the years that I don’t need you to be a clean-cut, perfectly dressed example for male cleanliness & high-fashion (although I wouldn’t mind if you went through a Don Draper phase- just putting it out there)- I like you the way you are- flaws & all. What might bother some girls- the musty smell like a box buried deep in the back of a closet at the Salvation Army, or the slightly crusty, dried yellowy-orange spot on your pants from when you wiped the processed cheese from the hot pocket off your hands, adds to your charm.

I even drew a little picture to show you what I think your now oh-so-famous “Rob Pattinson look” means:

But last week I was perusing the interwebs and on my new favorite satirical Christian website,, found something awfully similar:

And I’m not sure….. what is it Rob? Your own personal “look” that sets you apart? Or just the costume of your every-day chronic masterbator?

Pondering the important stuff,

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

Important Announcement After the jump!

Rob- you know how you feel after 6 days of no shower, just eating crappy food, drinking, smoking & getting very little sleep? You feel…. tired…. exhausted….an overwhelming desire to be…. fresh? We understand.

After a year and 8 months of blogging almost every single day we feel like you do after a 6 day bender with TomStu…. exhausted. Greasy. In need of a major shower- a blog shower that is- a face lift, a break… except…. we just can’t quit you (cue two dudes on a mountain, doing it)

Yep- that’s right. We’re tired & exhausted- and you not really doing anything interesting that we can talk about lately doesn’t help- but…. we love LTR (and LTT for that matter) too much to go away. Soooo….. what does that mean? Well, we just might be around less. Right now we’re going to write letters when we’re inspired to. That will hopefully be 2-4 times a week, sometimes less, sometimes more. Letters might be posted at 8 am, or they might not show up till 3 pm. They might be long and we break down a new grease-ball outfit, or they might be short, succinct, to the point (old-LTR style!) We want to get back to feeling “fresh” again, and this is the only way we know how.

We’ll be around. Find us on Twitter if you don’t already. Fan us on Facebook where we sometimes like to freak you out and post on your wall. Pal around in The Forum. Make sure you’re signed up to get Letters to Rob by Email so you never miss when we do decide to blow your minds with a kick-ass letter.

We love you too much to ever leave you completely, but we do need some space. It’s not me it’s you- or wait… it’s me, not you… or…. whatever. We love you. And will be seeing you, promise. (probably tomorrow at 8 am, because I think I might melt if I don’t post at that exact time, every day…….)

UC & Moon

151 Responses to “Monday Funnies: Rob Pattinson or….”

  1. Goodgirl Gone Plaid says:

    That picture comparision. Oh em gee.
    THIS is why you must never ever leave us!
    But I think you’ve done amazingly, amazingly, well up to now. Permission granted so long as you’re still around for the good stuff, aka Robporn. xo.

  2. che says:

    thanx for this amazing blog girls.
    i was already feeling for u cuz your job is so though and i think u deserve a kinda we always have when we need.
    still waiting for your new post which(hope) will be Robsten break-up Breaking down! πŸ˜‰

  3. superhumanmoron says:

    The real warning: Don’t trust a man in a Duran Duran tee.

  4. dazzledtodeath says:

    omg this is hilarious. and perfect.

    Oh Rob I hope it is just your hand that’s getting a workout right now. Yeah, this makes me feel better in light of your supposed rendezvous with a certain mullephant.

  5. robgirl86 says:

    Dear UC and Moon!
    Thank you girls!
    Thank you so much for all the fun/laughter we had here…

    it’s time for a break, I think that is more than ok…!!!

    Love that pic, love “disrobing”, love Rob…..

    again, thank you….
    I will look for you :-)…….and still for the blog obviously!


  6. Rob's flaming dashboard says:

    Is a sad panda.

    But an understanding sad panda.

    Remember Rob and Pierce Brosnan artist on artist discussing how the James Bond franchise is seemingly eternal despite Ian Fleming only writing seven books? I got the same vibe from you guys realizing with horror that the movies will go on until at least 2012. Then there’s Rename and Jacob’ s life, Emmet’s back story, Midnight Sun, Edward: the Lost Years and on forever!

    I got a full time job! I’m still lurking here. This epic ramble is the result of a lot of pent up posts!

  7. Rob's flaming dashboard says:

    Also, thank you for all the laugh lines and sputtered coffee (sometimes wine).

    My predictive text took Renesmee and turned it into Rename. # truth

  8. 86 Rabbit says:

    Well done! Glad you’re taking some time for yourself…so you can post the really juicy stuff.

  9. Goodgirl Gone Plaid says:

    *sniff* now I’m rilly rilly sad πŸ™
    I know it’s not gone forever but I’m just so thankfuI I found this site and all the INCREDIBLE witty women on here. *sniff* *hic*

  10. dazzledtodeath says:

    oh no.. I just read the note..I’ll miss you guys on the days when there’s no post, but I do understand. You’ve done a phenomenal job and have always been my first stop in the morning.

    I know Rob doesn’t always make it easy on you, like now when he’s hiding in shame, but one of these days he’ll punch a pap or the mullaphant will finally come out and there will be plenty of material to cover.

    Enjoy the break (sniff)

  11. CrazdDreamer says:

    I understand. Twilight gets, um, well, stale, after a while. The love is still there, the jokes are still evident, but just like in any relationship, personal space is needed. And in all honesty, Twilight has the ability to consume lives.

    So I guess I will see you when I see you (i.e, when you blog, twitter, or FB). I’m not good at being funny while typing, so I won’t try. Love you ladies!

  12. When I read the “disrobing and hands that know their way around a womans body” part I pretty much lost it. I had to remember to breathe. HOPEFULLY he’s gettin’ it on with himself(thinking of me heh heh heh) instead of gettin’ it on with the mullesbianphant. I’m seriously gonna miss you guys. Hopefully this break won’t last forever.

  13. robgirl86 says:

    Well I thanked you girls, and I wanna thank some others….
    in no particular order:
    melronin,jules, minuit, puma,applepie,Drsaka,jess, misty,keisha,southernbelle,Rob’s beanie, GGGP, che…and all the other wonderful ladies I met here and of course …Rob πŸ™‚

    oh my.. girls, this sounds all so sad……
    I really hope that Mr.Hotpocket will give you soon enough new stuff to break down, he owes us THIS and MORE!

    • Jess says:

      Aw, it’s not over, C! It’s just… not as often πŸ™‚
      It’s amazing the friends that have emerged from this. I’m not sure anyone can really understand it unless they’ve experienced it. But we still have 2-4 times a week to look forward to. And twitter and such. See you there!
      Love you guys <3

      • robgirl86 says:

        jess, I know, it’s not over, but it feels like that……and yes, WE have TWITTER and such and …no, you’re right, it’s not over!
        It just feels that LTR is one sane little island in the CRAZY Rob-fandom….and little islands are my fave! πŸ™‚

    • melronin says:

      Me will go cry me an ocean now…
      Awwwww…am soooo sad…
      Love you hard

      • robgirl86 says:

        when YOU cry, you make me laugh …all the time….so greek! πŸ™‚
        I forgot another great girl


        • robgirl86 says:

          and Niahid…oh my, I have to stop now….
          there are just too many…

          Ladies, your fun and wit is just unique, don’t send me some creepy …”he-is-soo-beautiful,-but-still-too-young-to-do -this-blog”….that is my only request!Thank you πŸ™‚

          • che says:

            + Lion
            i wanna add her(i know u forgot, no problem πŸ˜‰ )
            she is always so kind,funny and naughty πŸ™‚

    • applepie says:

      are you trying to break up with us?? *sniffsniff ….

      • robgirl86 says:

        NOT at all, I am just chanting the sappy song here….I am in that mood…..but won’t begin with….”we are the….” NO! No way πŸ™‚

    • southernbelle says:

      Hey babe! How was the vacation! I missed you and so did my inbox! I hope it was fun!

    • Rob's beanie says:

      awww… so much love around

      my internet here makes it almost impossible for me to post comments, but i’m lurking around and laughing and crying with ya all. my best ever LTR family!

    • che says:

      oh RG also thanx too u.
      but it sounds like a good bye..i mean all of us thanking to UC&Moon like this is the’s just a break probably till we so Robsten in Argentina..
      no need to be sad panda right?
      anyway i guess i’m gonna thank to every single gal here too.. for sending hialrious letters/comments and mostly mading my day


  14. robsfuturemate says:

    Just wanted to thank you girls again (like so many here) for bringing us all together with our love of Rob! You guys have done an amazing job and deserve this break! Was just thinking that your intern seems to have some free time on his hands (twss) these days and really should be helping you ladies out more! But, I know that he still makes it difficult for you to get a break so, we’ll see you when you see!

  15. melronin says:

    Thank you for all the days we spent together guys and the laugh we had…

    Thank you for the space you gave us to express our love
    for Rob and our love for each other…

    Thank you for the opportunities that you gave us to make great friendships…

    Thank you for being our therapy and our getaway from
    RL every single day…

    Thank you that for me personally you were a window to
    the world (Robworld especially)

    You will find me here waiting, whenever you decide to be around….

    And I will quit it cause you know me…I am a dramaqueen and I will go cry me a river now…

    Love you
    Love Rob

  16. sjaantje says:

    I’ll miss you guys on non-posting days. You have become the way I’ve started my morning for a while now.
    Well with the kids starting back to school and the house in some need of much needed organizing…this might be a good thing. (Just trying to justify this so it will be easier *sniff*)
    Just know you have a loyal fan base of some really wonderful women who love and support you.
    Don’t leave us hanging for to long is all I am asking.

  17. niahid says:

    Thank you girls for the awesome blog. I’d really love to meet you guys one day, maybe even more than I wanna meet Rob. (well,maybe second to Rob )
    Every time I feel down, your hilarity always cheer me up. Every. single. time.
    Never change, take the break you need. All the best for you with Rob on Top (twss)
    To all the LTR girls, all the love in the world for you πŸ˜€

  18. Stacey says:

    Oh that is just way too funny! I will miss you guys on non posting days. Just like I said on LTT. I really, really will.

    Of course, Rob probably knows now what you two are up to. That means he will be doing things to purposefully keep you writing on the blog everyday. See Rob is going to miss hearing from you everyday, too!

  19. Jules says:

    Dear UC and Moon,

    Are you breaking up with us? “Taking a step back” is the first step, you know. If all you can give us is 2-4 times a week (fwb?), we’ll take what we can get.
    This blog has become more about interacting with friends with a bit of Rob thrown in, and I absolutely love it.

    Thank you.

  20. LCneiny says:

    Thanks for all the laughs UC & Moon! We’ll all miss you on the days you need your breaks – but they are completely deserved!!

  21. Smitten says:


    to love RPattz is to love him unconditionally… πŸ™‚

  22. drsaka says:

    Thanks for all the fun, UC and Moon. Please don’t leave us forever.

    • dazzledtodeath says:

      please, please don’t do that! We’ve got six mos. of BD filming coming up, new and improved R’sten avoidance tactics during interviews, hopefully some future hot Rob magazine covers, naked duRoi, Robowski…we need you guys!

      Are you still taking letter submissions? We can find ways to fill the days.

  23. Sharpie says:

    :*( *sniff* I just read the bottom portion of your post, and I’m not gonna lie… It makes me sadder than Rob finding out the there are no more Hot Pockets left in the world. But I understand. I seriously have no idea how you girls have kept it up for so long (twss), without a little breaky-poo. You deserve it. So, kick back, relax, have yourself a tall can of some Mount Rainier. Loves ya girls. πŸ™‚

  24. ForEveralurker says:

    β€˜You’re going to stand me up I know it! I can feel it in my pores’

    Really am sad, I love all of you ladies each one of you, of course UC and Moon top the cream. You made this very nutty fundom feel like home, light, hilarious and friendly. I felt momentarily lost in the interweb after I read this cause am a junkie and here is where I get my fix. I don’t twitter, have no facebook, or whatever – my schedules are too tight only LTT/LTR can interrupt. So what next? Cause you are leaving me, aint you? You are just kindly doing it gradually like a considerate BF. OK poetry aside now *tweed *

    I lurked on this site for so long then commented then went back into lurkdom, then joined again (more like a normal love affair) I loved every single one of your posts (UC &Moon) My Robobsession took me to a lot of other sites but you claimed my heart . there I said it! But recently with the Robsten Palava – drama , I found myself wishing all these blogs would close DOWN –Yes you heard it right am evil that way. I know its become a song but I think that if the whole fandom finally backs off Robsten would finally concentrate on their Epicness and see each other for who they really are. They’ve wished this from the start. It’s only fair that we finally get the much awaited sex tape that will change the world.

    * sniff* am not happy but am happy for you and support your decisions – enjoy yourselves whenever you can – I’ll always be waiting…. … for you too Rob

    • ForEveralurker says:

      I sound like a robsten but what I meant to say is that this whole fandom gives power to whatever it is they have. hence No rubbid fans = lukewarm relationship which leads to eventual Br-up +sex tape. just making sure am not misunderstood. see I ALREADY MISS MY FIX!!

  25. pumagirlsf says:

    UC and Moon,

    You ladies have done A LOT more than write letters to that hot slice of equal parts Heaven and Hell… all wrapped up in one lanky body that oozes sex on legs…. *sigh… anywayyyyy…

    You’ve helped to form some really wonderful friendships and THAT is something Rob would definitely marry.

    Rock on.

  26. The Old One says:

    For the amusing part of this post–Rob, you know you NEVER need to “take things into your own hands”–just look at that very long line behind the dumpster. There are many many willing gals ready to lend you a helping hand. Just sayin’.

    For the unamusing part of this post–girls, you have labored mightily these many months. I don’t know how you managed to keep it up (twss), so I totally understand your need to take the intensity down a notch. I have a couple of letters I’ve been working on for a while I will send in someday to help y’all out, if you want.

    Luv 4eva,


  27. ItsReallyRob says:

    So you’re saying we’re on a break”?
    You need your space. Please don’t take it personally if I see other blogs on the side.
    I’ll miss you.

    • dazzledtodeath says:

      Rob you moron it’s all your fault. Why not get caught making out with Tom and put to rest all these crazy R’sten rumors? Nobody wants to take a break but give us something to work with, dammit.

      • Hermes says:

        TOMSTU!!???? DID SOMEONE MENTION MY LITTLE CUPCAKE!! (le sigh) πŸ™‚ –I would love to do a faux letter, from Robbie and TomStu (my little cupcake) one day to help fill the UC/Moon void on this site –PS. — ya’all the girls won’t be gone for too long, just taking a bit of a break until the Robstene/nonsten/Tomstu bromance stuff kicks in again during the filming of the next Twi franchise. In the meantime, I’m following TomStu (my little cupcake) appears his career is finally taking off πŸ™‚

    • robgirl86 says:


      you can’t post here all the time, nice laying on your back and drinkin your own Koolaid…you have to cooperate a bit….
      some suggestions:

      – get nekkid and do a walk
      – become fake-gaym BUT NOT with Tom, that is old stuff!
      – leave your lovely gf for a Twimom
      – get a part in MOTU-the film (ahem, I dunno what that is, I heard about “it”) πŸ™‚
      – or…dunno…buy a new beanie…in red/orange or so

      just DO something, don’t be soooo lazy all the time!

    • ForEveralurker says:

      If you are really Rob then Am sorry to break it to you – There’s no other blog like this one but yah, you are allowed to go see other blogs like …I do know ‘robstenforlife’ we aint jealous so long as you take part in MOTU the movie as suggested….whatever that is

    • southernbelle says:

      Aww, we love you! πŸ™‚ Don’t be sad!

  28. snowwhitedrifted says:

    That comparison is hilarious.
    Colored lenses and man bangs are also a sign of a serial killer, as seen in pic. 2.

    Stick with the black shades and the sex hair Rob.

  29. hitc4manynewmoons says:

    First, You girls are awesome. Glad ur taking it down to a few posts a week, my COMPUTER VISION SYNDROME thanks you!

    By the way love the post. It totally relates to something I was thinking yesterday when I took hubby shoping realized he voluntarily dresses like sloppy Rob (12day old shirt/too baggy pants/5oclock shadow…ugh not liking)…I am trying to push for sexy Edward. Thought to myself…wonder if other Twiwomen think of this when buying hubby clothes….NORMAL right?

  30. Cath says:

    Dear Moon and UC, thanks for filling each and every day with a letter to Rob till now, even if I wasn’t always posting, I didn’t miss a single one. But I can understand the need for a Rob break, a bit of fatigue is understandable. Now ofcourse I expect the most awesome of letters from you on your post days! Like Pullitzer Price meets Rob’s reading list kind of awesome. Yep!

    Um, just kidding ofcourse! Already looking forward to the next one…


  31. southernbelle says:

    UC and Moon,

    Thanks for this blog, it’s a wonderful outlet for all of us. I’m sad now but happy that you’re not closing down on us! πŸ™‚ I understand, RL is calling. I feel the same way, that’s why most of the time I can’t make it here or I post way late in the day or at night. I appreciate the sacrifices you’ve both made. This is my favorite blog and will always be(aside from my own of course)!


  32. southernbelle says:

    Oh Rob, I love you, no matter what you wear! LOL You look like a hobo in that picture and I could care less! You still look f*ckhawt!

    I love that your shirt is untucked, for ummm easy disrobing. And the fact that your hands know its way around a woman’s body! *died daydreaming*

    Sorry! I can’t help myself!

  33. pukesten says:

    Dear Rob, look at what she’s done!!This is worse than Yoko Ono destroying the Beatles, LTR is winding down. *sniff*

    Thanks UC and Moon for providing a daily distraction and lol it’s been a fun 10 months since I found ltr/ltt. Hope everyone will still hang round to comment??!!!

  34. kookybanana says:

    UC & Moon – you guys are the best! you deserve a break! Love this blog!!

  35. LadyN says:

    Ohhh noooos Rob’s a chronic masterbatter! He needs a helping hand! He’s lucky cuz I haz two! (four if he’s into foot-play) O.O

  36. dazzledtodeath says:

    Oh this is getting depressing. Won’t we still be able to hang out here and amuse ourselves?? Who will the Robstens bash as Stew-haters?? They’ve taken over the whole damn internet, at least us continue to come here and be among normal people for god’s sake.

    UC and Moon, you’ve built something amazing here-Stephenie Meyer knows who you are! And Rob (maybe).Just for the record, I think your posts are still brilliant and hilarious. This isn’t the beginning of the end, is it? That’s too depressing to contemplate…

  37. Twilightized says:

    Thank you Moon & UC for your amazing letter writing skills and fabulous sense of humor. You girls deserve a break!!! (Just don’t leave us completely or I’ll have a breakdown!) πŸ™‚

  38. JenlovesRob says:

    Oh this is so sad. This feels worse than when I saw the Robsten Moantreal pics.

    • pukesten says:

      Coming on here today and seeing no letter was WORSE than the Montreal pics!!

    • pukesten says:

      Ok I just realised that’s exactly what you said…… nevermind

      • robgirl86 says:

        haha, so funny, I loved your comment today and realized as well just afterwards that you both said the same!
        and yes, not finding a letter is like…bread without butter, like rain without water and like Rob without wordvomit, JUST

        NOT NORMAL!!!!!

    • JenlovesRob says:

      Still feeling so sad about this… I may have to curl up in a catatonic ball out in the woods. If I’m not back before dark please send the Jorts pack out to look for me.

  39. halogen says:

    I knew it… ItsReallyRob *was* really Rob and after some sleuthing (camping trip, Africa trip, whatever you want to call it) you found that out! Now the two of you are abducting him and running off somewhere special, with a bear rug and a fireplace… and a Heineken… Which I do not begrudge you, just send us a line once in a while from RobUCMoonHeaven….

    I am so glad I found your blog and I am looking forward to your future posts, anytime. You have the best combination of smart, irreverent, and funny writing in the universe! Ever!

  40. Carmel says:

    UC & Moon you made this lurker feel normal. I am forever in your debt. Enjoy your RL and come back when the mood takes you. That somehow seems right for a Rob blog. I’ll miss you and all the insanely funny ladies that comment.
    Love ya and hope to hear from you soon.

  41. Carmel says:

    UC & Moon- you guys made me feel normal. Enjoy your RL and come back when the mood takes you. That somehow seems right for a Rob blog.

  42. jpfree says:

    Thanks so much for sharing your kick arse humour, it has brightened many grey days. Thanks for being original and sarky. Thanks for resisting the Robsten malarky – this place is a safe haven in a murky pond of matching bracelets, papped PDAs, shared clothing, fake love songs, engagement rumours……it goes on and on. Don’t go too far – we need you.

  43. roslynselene says:

    Hopefully tomorrow a new post will be up. Hopefully? Pretty please with a cherry Bomb on top…of Kstew? Muahahaha! I’m just kidding. I mean no harm. =)

  44. Hermes says:

    Heh heh i.e. “chronic masturbator”… Moon/Uc- you forgot to add: Those long spindly fingers ..wrapped around a Pink’s hot dog, munching away. (hey, do you like my metaphor).

    Speaking of which: TomStu (my little cupcake) is suppose to be in Brazil filming (On The Road) along with whats-her-name (Princess Frowny Face). btw- Stewie meat plays a 16 yr old “nyphiet like character “who’s a free sprit (i.e into getting neked & getting it on w/ whomever). That should really shake up her career!

    Hey I found a great RP site with literally 100’s of fan pics. some more never-before seen for your viewing pleasure:


    • Jules says:

      Wait, what?

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Haha! Princess Frowny Face, love it!

    • robgirl86 says:

      oh…thanks for the link

      yes, I am looking forward to THAT career, all roles I saw, she looked and acted the same, always……so we will see “Bella” in OTR…great, really great πŸ™

      • Hermes says:

        re: Princess Stewie’s roles.
        Yes, I’ve notice this as well. She has played many roles in Indie films, but they’re all the SAME character!! (maybe with some tweeks to the variation) but they are the same damn character! (all stuttering aside)– fyi she’s done the stuttering thing in other movies as well.
        Sorry, I’m not really that impressed and I’m really try to see what all the fuss is about. Ellen Page and Dakota Fanning, now those are fine actresses. But Princess Stewie??? (sorry Stewie fans).

  45. Hermes says:

    what what?
    the snarky comment about Rob’s spindly long fingers,munching on a hotdog from Pinks’ hotdog stand, or .. TomStu … or the comment about Princess Frowney face ‘s role in the movie “On the Road”…

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Hermes, good to see you again! Whenever I see TomStu (your little cupcake) I think of you!! πŸ™‚

    • Jules says:

      The what was about the Brazil comment, I didn’t know they were also going to Brazil.

      • Hermes says:

        Re: Filming On The Road.
        Yeah, initially it was reported they were going to film in Argentina and now its Brazil!! (fyi in the original story they went to Mexico) ahem. — Apprently they i.e. (Princess frowney face Stewie, TomStu and the rest) are down in Brazil, NOT Argentina! Is thata kick or what!?? some Trivia — In the story On The Road, (Carl Marx/TomStu character) is really a psudonym for Alan Ginsberg, who was a gay lover of the author’s.) Tom Stu (my little cupcake) plays a gay dude. Wow, that must be a real stretch for him as an actor to go so far out of character. TomStu is such a macho stud muffin you know. πŸ˜‰

  46. Hermes says:

    Dear Rob: I know you secretly lurk around the LTR site. Sippin on that cheap swill you call beer, quietly giggling at antics we dream up for you.. we need you to speak up soon homie.. we need to hear from you pronto!
    The natives are getting restless. Not that we’d ever abandon you, for someother guy, but well.. you never know dude.

  47. robsfuturemate says:

    WHAAAT?! No LTR today AND I had a dream about theShrew!!! WTH???? (i think it’s a sign! of what, i’m not sure!)

  48. robgirl86 says:

    day 2 without LTR, I feel like getting NO chocolate :-), pathetic moment…

    • che says:

      LTR :chocolate..nice Rob would be cocoa..raw stuff..right? πŸ˜€
      at least there are some beautiful old but new photohoots out there which makes me hate him more πŸ˜‰

      hope everyone doing ok


      • robgirl86 says:

        @che…everything is very ok..and the new/old pics..well, I think it’s (lil) try of Rob to suggest himself for a lil breakdown or so…I saw some serious material:
        cheesy green couches, again the bear skin, a WANTED-DEAD-or-ALIVE-look-alike-pic, again that weird scarf, another for the famous coffeetable and not to talk about
        – Rob sitting on the Kitchen desk (huch)
        – Rob touching…his…ahem….button…

        I mean….that CAN’T be a coincidence! πŸ™‚

        • melronin says:

          Rob and coincidence??? Naaahhh…the boy does that on
          porpuse! He needed to give us a little push to win us back cause…ya know…all that Montrealaffair…made us a
          liiiiitle mad at him…
          He just needed a green sofa and furrugg and little touching here and a little there…and VOILA!!!

    • melronin says:

      Hi RG, hi Che…

      Feel like I am in rehab, in some kind of Betty Ford clinic…
      only a bit shittier…
      so many goooooorgeous babypics and nobody to share
      the excitement with…
      That really sucks…
      And Rob would be some kind of juicy Lollipop…to lick…
      for hours….pick your favourite flavour and immagine…

      Miss you guys

  49. Jules says:

    Moon and UC – See what happens when you take a break…

    Did you know that there is now (as of yesterday) a very unoriginal letterstork? Like really? First the failed letterstokristen, now this?

    Jules it bothered.

    • robgirl86 says:

      Jules, not only you are bothered, me as well…LTR is unique and cannot be copied or faked…..and LetterstoRobsten is a wit, I mean…what can people comment? We love you, yeah yeah yeah…???? Oh, how “funny and exciting” is that?

      • Jules says:

        That’s just it, RG. I don’t care if the write about their precious robsten, just have a creative, original thought, is all I’m saying.
        Then drool away about Kristen’s EARS (?!?!?!?!!!) hahaha. Oh my god!

        • robgirl86 says:

          Exactly! It’s just NOT funny…

        • robgirl86 says:

          her ears? bhahahaha…

          that reminds me of HIS elf ears….old times = good times
          It would be embarrassing to comment “there” if “he” has his underwear on (or not?) No, can’t be!
          I think I’m not old enough to drool over a relationship! πŸ™‚

          • Jules says:

            I wonder, how closely do they have to look to actually admire her ears? Seriously. weirdness. Ick.
            We admire Rob’s everything, but, he is Rob. He is a man, and presumably, we like men. All normal.

    • melronin says:

      …and Mel is bothered!

      WTF is it with people and copying??? and very bad copying???

      UC&Moon…I can understand you guys needing a break
      but you made some people really happy…just sayin!

      • robgirl86 says:

        true! It reminds me of the TRY when “Nutella” was about to be replaced by “Mr.Nut”……no no no, I won’t “buy” that! (can’t believe I wrote again about chocolate) πŸ™‚

    • pumagirlsf says:

      This letterstork is just about the dumbest thing I’ve seen yet, ever. In my whole life.

      My thoughts:

      A golden baby?!?

      Rob and Volde will never have a baby because that would indicate that we all need to start looking out for the 7 signs of the apocalypse and that kid would be born with the creepy music from The Omen suddenly filling whatever troll-cave she delivered in.

      The MFing LION KING?!!?!?

      Simba? Really? Just terrible. And insulting to Simba.


      Try to stop beating that dead horse before PETA finds you and throws red paint on your faces. Oh, NM… on 2nd thought… keep that one going.

    • roslynselene says:

      Where can I find this? This sounds hilarious!

    • pukesten says:

      What is this letterstork thing? Or are am I better off not knowing?!

      • pumagirlsf says:

        Pukesten you need to get yourself on Twitter ASAP.

      • roslynselene says:

        No…don’t go there. That shit was scary, girl. There are things you can never ‘unread’ again. I’m still cringing from the major stupidity and their sicknast (holla SB!) Robsten fantasies. I don’t know what’s worse: The fact that they are ‘writing’ to Kristen or the fact that they’re ‘writing’ a whole fucking book to some rando chick named Trish Delish to whom they refer to as a nobody. So to sum this up, LettersStork (as I see it as) are 2 nobodies writing to a nobody. *cringe*

  50. Hermes says:

    Just keep posting ladies, even though the article is a few days old, that way we keep the momentum going.
    (fyi– I don’t alway’s post.. I do a lot of lurking, like TomStu). — Butt….I couldnt resist these past few days.. and.. hey did you guys go over to LTT today? A new posting!! about Taycob’s trailer trash lawsuit. hysterical!!

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