Robert is #5 on the freebie f@!K list! Only number 5…
You're gonna need a cigarette after these ladies are done with you
Dear Rob,
We’ve talked about ‘the freebie list’ a lot around here. You know the list that couples have of people they could sleep with and it’d be ok because that person is on the list? Well Some site polled a bunch of bored ladies at home and work and the results are in. You’re… (drum roll please)… number 5 (crickets). Yea, looks like you’re not everyone’s cup of tea but you did beat out the Fresh Prince AND Ashton Kutcher. By a measly 3% but I choose to believe these ladies were either high on toliet bowl cleaner fumes or entertaining their inner Demi. I mean Ashton Kutcher? You should have beat him by like 100’s of percentage points. He made the trucker hat infamous.
1. Brad Pitt – 69% – I guess ladies like to think of hot, humanitarian, father of 234929347234, meet Joe Black, Brad Pitt and not Benjamin Buttons baby Brad Pitt. To each his own I guess.
2. Johnny Depp – 67% – Well DUH. Who doesn’t like pirates with questionable personal hygiene?
3. Gerard Butler – 66% – Have you SEEN that picture of Gerard giving Jennifer Aniston “the shocker” from the Bounty Hunter premiere? I think you ladies might want to rethink this one since Gerard seems to be into the no go zone.
4. David Beckham – 63% – As long as he didn’t speak.
5. Robert Pattinson – 61% – As long as he brought Tom Stu along…
6. Ashton Kutcher – 58% – For reals?
7. George Clooney – 57% – How the HALE isn’t he number 1? Or number everything?
8. Justin Timberlake – 54% – All my wildest high school fantasies come true with JT
9. Will Smith – 52% – I’d be too worried about Tom Cruise showing up “unannounced” for a little personal one on one “e-meter reading” to follow through with this one.
10. Hugh Jackman – 51% – More Wolverine less Boy from Oz.
Even the CLOONSTER didn't beat me?
When you can compete with the likes of REAL men like the Clooney, the Pitt (ew, the pitt?) and The Depp you know you’ve arrived. Or maybe you know that your PR team is on their shit. Or maybe you just know that Stephanie Ritz’s assistant was ordered to vote 23942390472354 times or until their laptop exploded to get you to number one all by themselves. Since you landed at #5, clearly the assistant was fired. Should have bribed the Robsteners with an “exclusive photo” (read: Rob and Kristen in their Bella and Edward costumes with a fireplace in the background.) to insure that Rob won. Amateur.
Next time Rob, next time! Like they say… Shoot for the moon and even if you miss you’ll land among the stars. REAL stars. Heh.
Themoonisdown
Where’s Rob on your freebie list? Who’s ON your freebie list? Ashton Kutcher? 😉
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What a travesty! You’re no.1 on mine honey. And 2, 3,4, and 5.
1-10 here on EVERY “list”and it includes 1a,b,c,d,e,f…… 🙂
haha 1-10, a b c d…I can see you went back to work.
school of Rob!
Robmaths!
Number one to infinity on my list.
{though I’m single and don’t need a freebie-list, just Rob’s cooperation}
🙂
I have a thing for lists…he’s always ON TOP 🙂
You’ve just said “he’s always ON TOP” and my fantasies already are galloping around like wild horses. ohhh…
Well Rob you’re my no 1 on every list.
Best Jaw
Best tongue
Best lips
Best wonky legs
Best ‘saucy’ sense of humour
What did I miss?
Best eyes
Best hands
best face
best humour
best legs
best hips
best ass
best bulge
best everything cause not perfect, but looks best ..ifyouknowhatImean..
I don’t have a freebie list. I’m free. For…ahem… knowledge’sake.
P.S. I will never, I repeat never understand all that charisma/smexiness of G Clooney, B Pitt and ‘best ever’ D. Beckham (“when he doesn’t speak” mwhahaha) Johnny Depp on the other hand…..
P.S.S. You know this 5th place accident can only be b/c Twi-hards were in a Robsten coma after the MOANreal pics or I dunno, meybeh too many fanfic updates all of the sudden, bad timing! I think they’re now banging their heads against the walls under the weight of failure responsibility.
here…def.NO Clooney and Pitt….
seriously..I never had a celeb crush like on Rob, he’s my first and he’ll be my last!
the end!
Same here.
Couldn’t agree more.
Helloooooooooo Lovely Ladies,
I have been sooooooooooo good for at least the last two months (maybe even more) but I did myself in today and had a look at some pics of thepretty on Robsessed (first time in a light age) and I’m sucked back in….arghhhhhh.
He’s the only one on my list, can’t imagine anyone else taking that place….EVER!!!! (and I’ve tried so hard to forget him).
Also….what’s this ‘MOANreal pics’ MP? I’ve obviously missed loads over the last couple of months….so can someone fill me in (if there’s time 🙂
xxxxx
TWO months without Robp0rn? Blasphemy!
I’d take the liberty to explain MOANtreal pics. Rob and mulletphant in Montreal, K-I-S….oh you know the rest.
I swear I’m not in the 3rd grade.
Really! what real pictures of them really kissing…with tongues????? ewww…I’ve just lost my rob love again 🙁
Pap photos. It was so blurry you couldn’t even see their lips, let alone tongues. A Nonsten would interpret it as head bumping. A Robsten would think it was a full blown make-out sesh. Depends on a fan’s perspective, really.
HOWEVER the funniest part was TomStu looking on as R and K did whatever they were doing. Like a peeping…Tom!
Don’t let go of your Roblove yet! He’s too precious to be lost over something like this.
Really good synopsis, RSMS.
@MineX3- They were set up pics.
Though TomStu pic was hilar.
2 months without rob, respect!!
you really don’t want to know what happened in moantreal, it’s a lot more difficult to swim in denial these days.
I’m betting on the bromance.
Robstene smells too much like a hollywood PR stunt that’s been done before, i.e. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. -(does anyone believe that??).
If Rob’s happy, I’m happy. But, I agree. Something seems off about this whole thing. I always feel like I’m trying to fit a square peg in a round hole when I try to make this seem like it’s a fit.
Actually my favorite was not the “kissing” pic but the nuzzling going on on the OTR set. So cute. The drama played out as follows:
— KS photographed in Montreal with TS — kerfluffle! What is HE doing there??? Where is Rob???? Defensive “well he’s probably there to keep an eye on KS for Rob” attitude from Robsten crowd.
— It emerges that TS actually has a role on OTR. Collective sigh of relief in the Robsten crowd. 🙂
— Rob arrives in Montreal. As Jaypat said on eclipsemovie.org, Ha!
— Cute pics (if highly invasive) come out. Team Roblor (which had gained members after TCA) very disappointed.
Well sorry but that picture of Gerard Butler is the most shocking thing I have seen today !!! – I’m no prude I read a bit ( by a bit I mean A LOT) of fanfiction but really doing that to jen in public that’s not nice is it ??
And really Pitt and Depp above Rob – boring !!! they are all really old now and verging on past it – only the Cloonster has still got it IMO !!
IKR — too gross! What is the appeal there? He’s not even cute.
Rob! Only Rob!
Rob and Orlando top my list. I’ll take any hot British man, really. And since Johnny can pull off a decent English accent, he counts too. 🙂
How did Gerard Butler even get on that list, let alone beat George Clooney?? The only other two I would even entertain the idea of doing are Clooney and of course Johnny Depp.
Were they doing drug experiments on this same group of women? Only logical conclusion.
Oh honey, Rob and Gerard are my top 2!!!!
I can’t stand Johnny Depp, I’m fuckjealous of Brad Pitt for tappin Angelina, and I just want to have some scotch with George Clooney- I think he’d be a riot!
If I had to be in Jennifer Aniston’s presence for a whole PR tour I would make rude gestures behind her back too.
Sorry lots of my hate came out today. Let the down-thumbs begin.
I don’t care about the rude gestures, I just don’t find him attractive. To each his own.
Rob’s 1, 2 & 3. And if I had any energy left, 4 would be Caleb & Jared Followill (together) and 5 is Leo. But with some protein bars & RedBull, I would make it work.
That’s a bit of an odd list IMO, Brad Pitt #1? Where was Matt Damon? Zac Efron? Justin Bieber? (kidding, kidding!)
I second Caleb and Jared.
Good choice.
I cannot believe Clooney isn’t number 1.
Brad Pitt? Really?
Personally, I’d add Ryan Gosling to the list.
Fellow Canadian. Super hot.
Yep. He’s my pick.
Hey Jess, a fellow Canadian! Nice to know I’m not here on my own!!
Dear Rob, yes, it could happen.
You were no.1 on my list, but then I saw Nowhere Boy and now me and my RL friend are exchanging Aaron Johnson’s photos/files as well, not just yours, and Wentworth Milller came out of hiding, promoting that Evil-something-movie-part-14, and I’m watching last season of Smallville and my old love for Tom Welling resurfaced, and Chace is coming back to TV this fall…. so I’m a little slutty at the moment and not just into you exclusively.
You know what I’m saying, Rob, don’t you? You have to come out of hiding and do something great, look hot, read another amazing book in public, …anything.
Love, Me
PS What’s wrong with Ashton? He’s hot, he’s smart, he’s annoying at times, that’s true, but as long as you don’t read his tweets , he’s hot!!
I have a “list” for out in public, although right now I don’t need a list. Ashton, Bradley Cooper, Jude Law are all on the public list, oh and Rob of course. BUT, and that is a big but, on the private list is ONLY ROB!!! I settle for no one else!!
Best wonky nipple. Just sayin’.
#2, right after Clive Owen
Clive Owen! Yay!
but right before Hugh Jackman (#3)
for logical reasons Rob should be the LAST person on every public list, cause….you know, would proof that the line is really short = WIN WIN!
Of course I have a list. Any redblooded woman who says she doesn’t have a list is NOT telling the truth. My list is short. My husband is aware of the list and is (understandably) blissfully confident that his need to worry about it is non existant. He does know that on the off off off off off off off chance that the opportunity for me to tick anyone off my list were to come to pass , he would need to step to the side calmly. My list consists of only 2 names. Only for these two individuals would I expect my dear, dear husband to turn a blind eye… Rob. You are my number one by a very large margin. Leo, if I had to chose between you and Robert, Bar would have nothing to worry about, but still, as it is such a SHORT list, you should still feel honored.
My list is 1: Rob. Just Rob. Although if he and the Clooney and the Pitt were all in a room together, there would be a mess on my hands (and in my pants….). Throw in my girl-crushes of Angelina and Nigella and I would literally implode.
My list:
1. Robert Pattinson
The end.
For a while it was Rob, only Rob and no one but Rob. However, while it’s still Rob, it’s Rob with four others. Not at the same time! God, what do you take me for?? (Heh.)
In no particular order:
Me, Rob & Tom, anytime anywhere. Even in a Burger King bathroom.
Me, Rob & Jon Hamm, as Don Draper. It’d be a 60’s scene. Rob would wear the Gucci from the Eclipse premiere and Jon Hamm would be in his Draper best. And then I would die.
Me, Rob & Iker Casillas locker room post-football sex.
Me, Rob & Yoann Gourcuff. Go Google him. Now. I’ll wait… ok, see? amirite?
And last but in no way least:
Me, Rob and Chuck Bass. Not Ed Westwick. Chuck MFing Bass. I don’t even have to qualify this one… just wait for it to happen, because it totally will.
Iker Casillas = 🙂
Yoann G.(googled) = 🙂 🙂
but but but…..Rob has THAT CERTAIN SOMETHING…
Really — how can you respect one of (public) these lists that doesn’t have Jon Hamm on it at this point? Who DID they poll to get this with Brad at the top and no Jon Hamm? Or Jude Law or Ryan Reynolds by the way. Please — this thing is just ridiculous.
My list:
1. Robert Pattinson
2. Rob Pattinson
3. RPattz
4. Spunk Ransom
5. Edward Cullen
What?? Is that not what you meant??
Fine if Edward doesn’t count…
5. Zac Efron (hey don’t judge me)
hehe I love your list 😛
What about Clive Handjob?
Oh yeah, I forgot about that dude. 😉
Please, Rob you are the number one on my list, and I dont give a damn if my husband care, I am not going to ask for his permission.
And I can add to this list, Jude Law, Joaquin Phoenix (I dont care if is one step to the shrink), and Robert Downey Junior, he is like a good Wine, he is better now than ever.
Rob IS my list. The entire list, I organize it by position.
Ummm, your username is….very distracting 😉
Dear wannaeffRob. I want to eff Rob too! 🙂
Your name + the word “postion” is very VERY distracting!
I have not been checking the site because of the break, but it looks like Rob has insired you a lot lately!
First, the David Beckham comment is so spot on! He is fine as hell, but that VOICE! Ugh, squeaky cockney is not attractive.
So my list is as follows:
1. Mr. Pattleson
2. Mr. Skarsgard
3. Mr. Westwick
4. Jake Ryan from 16 candles. I have no clue what he looks like now, but I was so in love when I was 8.
Oh, how could I forget #5, Mr. Jeremy Shockey, with that new hair cut….Who dat indeed.
Sorry, Rob… my first love Johnny Depp beat you out for #1… but you’re still my #2, followed by Kate Beckinsale at #3 (shared by me & the RL boyfriend… I told him she can only be on his list if we share her… and she wears her outfit from the Underworld trilogy to which I have an exact replica counterpart outfit… so I’m a little bit of an obsessive nerd, sue me.)
Also on the list: #4. James Franco (preferably as the friendly neighborhood pot dealer in Pineapple Express, but I’d take him any way I can get him), #5. Billy Idol (circa 80’s when he wasn’t old with pasty makeup), #6. Matt Dillon (once again, circa 80’s), and #7. Tom Welling (circa 90’s… I have a problem with fantasizing about men in the past tense, don’t I?)
The boyfriend approves of all of the above EXCEPT (sadly) you and Billy Idol. He just doesn’t get the whole British men thing. His loss.
On the upside, my boyfriend looks like a mix of a young Johnny Depp and James Franco, with a hint of young Freddie Prinze Jr. and a large dose of 100% Italian… Needless to say, I adore him. And make lots of women (and some gay men, true story) VERY jealous.
OoOh I love this post! I’m shocked that Rob’s not the number 1 though! What? Why? Lol. Are they blind?
Let’s see my freebie list, there’s about 2 guys. Robert Pattinson is number 1 of course and the second is Jared Padalecki(Sam in Supernatural). I have had a crush on Jared since his days in Gilmore Girls! He was my number one before Rob came along, before Rob took my breathe away!
I can’t wait to read what others have posted haha!
Okay, okay I admit it. I still harbor some lingering lust for George & Brad (c’mon the Thelma & Louise abs!) but Rob has become my obsession!
Until I found Rob I didn’t do a daily internet search for news on a celebrity, stalk the web for new Rob porn, join online discussion groups to robsess over beautiful naughty British boys or make Mullephant voodoo dolls (JK on that one).
Rob holds a special place in my heart & certain lady parts he may be allergic to..
#1 is a tie between Ren Tsuruga (fictional manga character) and Rob.
hmmm…..threesome?
There’s a law: if there’s threesome with Rob about to happen, the mandatory third person is TomStu.
ok, then…I will happily follow the law.
Even my husband knows, Rob is definitely #1 (& all other numbers) on my freebie f@!K list! lol
& this is EXACTLY why he is my #1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoriuX3REcQ&feature=player_embedded#!
I could literally stare at him all day…”sigh”
My list:
1) Robert Pattinson
…
And my other secret famout bf whose name I can’t write down yet…
First name starts with an E! Hahahaha, and it’s not Edward!!!
But really??? Gerard Butler?!? EW. Ashton. EW.
Johnny Depp I can understand. But maybe when he was a few years younger. Brad Pitt only as he was in Legends of the Fall.
But then again:
Rob!!!
First, Rob is the first on my list. However, I am boy crazy so here it is:
1. Rob (of course)
2. A certain man from the Vampire Diaries I might talk about ALOT
3. Matthew Morrison (GLEE!)
4. Johnathan Rhys Meyers
5. Hot Alex
6. Seth Green
Now this is 6 out of a list of 20. #i’measywithmycelebritycrushes
Unfortunately, SGjr. doesn’t like this. He, however, can have the the triple threat of Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Not fair.
ScarJo is waaaay pretty! No fair, indeed. 🙂
Johnathan Rhys Meyers is all kinds of yumminess. That is all. 😉
That’s a very good list, Stacey! Thumbs up!
I just started watching Glee (I know late to the party) and Matthew Morrison is awesome! I might have to add him to my public list! Oh and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, yes! Irish, musician and actor=FTW!!!
1) Robert Thomas Pattinson
and the rest, I don’t really care for.
OT: I was watching Will & Grace last night and noticed Oregano plays the son of Jack(I LOOOOVE him! My fav gay guy ever). Weird, cause I never noticed Oregano before. Now, I’ll have to be reminded of the flippy-middle-finger-girl. Booo!
Number One: Rob
However, since I am quite a few years older than him, that feels a little creepy, so…
Number Two: David Boreanaz (I have two very smexy pics of him that I would love to share, but have no idea how. Oh, well.)
1 Rob obvs
2 Brandon Flowers (minus the beard. and the eyeliner)
3 Johhny Depp (in younger days)
4 Jared Leto (i will always love Jordan Catalano)
5 Colin Farrell (before he fell off the wagon and then cleaned
himself up and got boring)
are we allowed to edit. scratch colin farrell for ryan gosling(how could I forget!!)
You are allowed to edit as long as your list is not Laminated!!!! Just ask Ross!
Rob was/is/will be the only one for me. I love his personality.
and this childish smile. He must love animals. Cant wait for this.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_frjCPpXN_Us/TIA4mbrtLbI/AAAAAAAAHg4/a24U7hfAeQk/s1600/pattinson2062310_02_X17.JPG
I don’t even remember who was on my list anymore, it’s all about Rob now. sigh. Brad Pitt used to be on there at one time, but it would be Legends of the Fall Brad or Interview w/a Vampire Brad. Now Rob is 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Hmm, maybe I’ll throw Jackson on the list. Yeah, Jackson would make a good addition.
I’m suprised that Rob’s hair wasnt named no#1 on the list! –(yes I’m the one that added the addendum —
“as long as he brought TomStu along).
TomStu my little cupcake 🙂
-Gerard Butler is a P.I.G.
-Depp only bathes 4 times a year to coincide with the 4 seasons.
-Beckham is a mimbo (a male bimbo).
-Clooney… yeah, he’d tie for first place (along with Rob’s hair.
@mineX3; gone 2 mos. oye! You missed the Rob &TomStu piggyback ride photo’s earlier this week.
Pfft, where did this come from? What a joke. Then again I have never paid much attention to any other actor, so maybe my perspective is just a leeeetle bit off. 🙂 Anyway he is just head and shoulders more attractive than any of these jokers.
I don’t know what the official position of LTR is on Lainey Gossip (some twi-hards just HATE her but she is coming around to Rob), but she has a standing freebie 5 list — her own and her readers’ voted pics. Rob has been at the top of that one since I started checking the site (Eclipse reshoots time). http://www.laineygossip.com/
I always wonder what he thinks of this kind of thing. I suspect he disdains it but maybe it is good for his standing in the industry to have a high rank? I have wondered about this since the travesty of last year’s People SMA issue, when he was not only not the SMA (which, obviously, he is — apart from Mr. enviro of course) but was relegated to some vampire sidebar. Grrrrrr.
Rob is obviously top of my list, which is only 2 deep anyways. My husband & I long ago established The Gyllenhaal Clause. He for Maggie & me for Jake. I haven’t renegotiated to squeeze Rob in on the top, but really, does it matter? Who of us wouldn’t break any agreement, law, or heart, to get us some o’ that?!