Seriously you all, get off their Dicks. (Shhh, just act like you care)
Dear Rob,
You know that shirt you wear when you wanna be flippant and cool and think you’re all hardcore? The BEASTIE BOYS Tour shirt from whatever over priced online vintage store you bought it from which according to people with too much time on their hands is worth about 250 bucks. Yea, like I said too much time on their hands. BUUUUTTT that is neither here nor there. When you bought it they told you it was super limited edition and no one else would have it… WELLLLLLL lookie what I found…
(Google “Rob Pattinson ‘Get off my dick'” and you’ll find the picture!)
DUDE… you know how they say pets resembles owners or couples start to look like each other after they’re together a long time? Yea, whatever it is she’s becoming YOU. Dude, maybe she wants to BE you. All along it’s hasn’t been about love or lust or like it’s been about her taking your place! I mean look at the signs bro… TomStu is now in a movie with her, they’ve been seen at parties together, she’s probably played the guitar with him, she’s hung out with your family and now she’s trying to tell you to stay off her Dick! She wants your dad all to herself. Who wouldn’t want to be the recipient of those emails?
So this is a little warning letter just so you’re watching your step. This has the hints of a Stage 5 Clinger, if this ends bad, she will either burn your house to the ground like Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale or will skin you and wear you like last years Versace (holler Real Housewives of Jersey!). I’m just saying watch out… and like Eric Yorkie says, ” I got your back baby.”
It’s alright, stay on my dick,
Themoonisdown
So what’s the deal with this shirt? Classy, trashy? A “statement” to anyone? Or kids who think they’re so cool?
Learn more about KStew’s outfit than you ever cared to know at Kristen Stewart Fashion courtesy of a fan
Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
Kristen has a dick? *No surprise*
Clearly she wants to BE Rob, not be WITH him. Just come out already-you’ll feel better. And you can have whomever you want on your dick.
WORD!
LMAO! Hmm she might have to show it to prove it!
Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha! *snort*
Come out already Kristen and leave Rob to US!!!!
Dazzled where have you been all my life? If she’d just admit to herself what the rest of us already know, *coughshelikesgirlscough* we could all sleep easier and could ignore all those stoopid rumors and manips.
Yay! for this post. I always knew (s)he was a tranny. I’m so glad (s)he has finally come out of the closet, literally and figuratively.
So proud and happy **fans self** for the thumbs down. More, please.
Cuz if this isn’t a tranny, I don’t know what is:
http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af79/robsingsinmyhoyt/Only%202%20Faces/kristen-glam-finger-copy1.jpg
Completely random but my first thought was HOW is that Rob’s shirt? In all their photos together she’s midget sized besides Rob, yet somehow this shirt looks in proportion on her tiny little figure.
Did Rob stay up all night putting darts in and remodelling it for KStew just so he could sit back and admire his ‘subtle’ marking?
I think it IS the mullephant’s shirt.
Maybe it was a Buy one get one free special. You’re right @AussieECfan, that cannot be his shirt….unless he washed it in hot water & then dried it for like 5 hrs. Which is completely believable, since the boy has NO laundry skills.
LMBO at Rob putting darts in the shirt. Nice touch. I always wonder that too…when seeing her wear HIS clothes. First, I’m jealous. I mean, I want to wear his ciggy stink too. Second, I think…dang…is he THAT small that they can trade shirts? Thinking dude is SKINNY. Gag. Off to pretend he’s meaty…
It’s like the travelling pants. The magicness of their luv magically makes it fit Stew, Rob or any member of the Britpack.
Too funny.
Brotherhood of the traveling tees.
Or the Secret Life of Tees?
Are you saying that we’re going to see TomStu wearing one next? 0.o
That’s got to be it. It’s the magicness of their love! Can’t you feel it?
I can feel the magicness of their love the most when I see them together on TV (mtv awards). You know that tingly feeling you get when they have awkward moments? Oh no wait. I’m confusing that with cringing from 2nd hand embarrassment when she speaks. *shrugs* 😉
That’s my 1st thought too. You can easily tell by the shoulder. Obviously Rob would have broader shoulder so then the shirt should be like beyond Kristen’s shoulder if that was Rob’s shirt. So I’m not for sure if that’s Rob’s shirt, maybe they got one for each?
It must have been a “Buy one, Get one” sale.
Woah, if that’s seriously the same shirt, then Rob sucks at laundry!
Not only did he shrink it, but he Changed. Its. Color!
Sorry Rob, but you’re banned from washing my delicates.
Oh this post, I’m failing badly at not laughing.
Truth. I.am.jealous.The.End.
Hrm… things to ponder. More importantly, I want a shirt that compliments this one which says “Say please”
Hmm, Rob has a really sexy back….
and a beautiful neck….
…and nice long arms, very impressive musician’s fingers (mind, meet gutter) and slim hips that end above a cute derriere.
WAIT, what was this post about again?
Yeah…you made me forget too
He sure does! He rocks the shirt!
I love it…I knew she had one…this is why she is always so damn uncomfortable in public! Rob wearing that shirt actually make me want to jump on if you know what I mean..it screams sexy..and how does she make shorts that cost hundreds look like the Walmart Faded Glory special????
I do love them together and if it was me you better believe I’ll be wearing all his clothes, shirts, underwear, maybe only a stage 4 clinger!!!
just be glad that her feet are smaller than Rob’s…
*pushes soapbox into view and steps on*I have to take this of my heart: I want something interesting to happen in Rob’s professional life that I can look fwd too. Or other (funny) news of Rob. I’m tired of all the Robstengate, I don’t care!
And Rob….read my lips (ehm) I will not get off YOUR dick. *steps of soapbox
Dear Rob
What she said, something INTERESTING.
Stage 5 Clinger- you may be correct.
BTW- its Klassy, not classy.
Beastie Boys are always win. Always. I really don’t give a flip about who is wearing the shirt/shirts.
+1!
With the only exception that when Robsten does/wears something similar I can’t help laughing at the image of an old couple who imitate each other and walk in slow motion w/ matching outfits in spa resorts for retired people. Somebody send them a belt bag, you know old couples like their cash money in safe place.
Fanny pack for the win!
Edit: I may or may not have realised that I am wearing some of the bf’s clothes and we did buy together a bazillion of similar Veja, Converse & co. See you in the spa.
@obava http://bit.ly/cttLrv
Preach it, shm.
I think Kristen needs a trucker profile.
L M A O
I think Kristen needs a (real) trucker!
She has a mouth like one.
OMG I LOVE THIS CONVO!!!
Exhibit A:
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://s11.acephotos.org/images/orig/8/r/8ryrpx3lpt5c8cyp.jpg&imgrefurl=https://marieclaire.ipcmediasecure.com/news/celebrity/451157/pics-kristen-stewart-rocks-out-at-coachella.html&usg=__Z_djp-6ZEyjP53_8c2YQl-9S_aY=&h=726&w=454&sz=79&hl=en&start=15&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=MKF_ebW5u1BAMM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=88&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkristen%2Bstewart%2Bin%2Btrucker%2Bhat%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1
Misty- You’re my hero. Love that picture of Kristen modeling Truckerchic!
Yes, she’s the original trucker!She’s manly enough and has the mouth and bodylanguage to fit!!!
things to include: middle finger, dick shirt,cigarette hanging out of mouth, unwashed hair.
In the profile, don’t forget ‘shy and nervous’.
and “awkward” and “misunderstood”
@Dazzledtodeath, LMAO, I love you!!!
Don’t forget to say previously sported a mullet!
“Previously sported a mullet”is that like “The artist formly known as Prince”?
let’s not forget “barely educated but highly intelligent”.
D2D- that must be included.
Oops sorry, I jumped the gun on comments. See above.
Preparing for thumbs down, but that’s the epitome of klass, KStew. Only klassier would have been if you’d had a cigarette dangling from your lips while shooting a 2 handed bird. Yes, I realize that when Rob wears it, we all ovulate simultaneously. And I also realize that Rob can do what he wants, say what he wants and we still ovulate on demand while Kristen just has to stand there & people hate on her. No one ever said humans made any sense. But even while hating on her, she still makes more than I ever will, so I’m okay in my sexist hypocrity.
K-you don’t have a dick. (Pretty sure, anyway.) Rob does. (I’ve thought about it lots!) Therefore, you don’t get the shirt. Simple as that. Sorry, but you don’t pull it off. And to be fair, if Rob wore a shirt that said “get off my vulva” I’d be grossed out & would have to rethink my love. You have access to AMAZING girly clothes. Wear those, please. I’ll still hate you but I think bitchface in a $5000 dress is klassier.
“Rob does. (I’ve thought about it lots!) ”
And you’re definitely not the only one who had done so 😉
I mean hypocrisy. Duh! Too early for big words. 😉
There are lots of vulva shirts she could wear. I’m too lazy to find links to them, but here are some of the better ones:
There’s a pink one with a happy vagina that says “Labia!”
There’s the awesome “Save the Tata’s” and then the one I wish I was a lesbian so I could have worn it after my son was born “I’m a lesbian and I breastfeed!”
All of these shirts, Rob couldn’t pull off. Except for maybe “Save the Tata’s”. That’s kinda gender neutral.
you said “vulva shirts”
you are so much win.
Why, thank you! 🙂
You have a very excellent point there sister!
Question: Does she want to attract men or women??? Cause she is confusing me. Me is greek…easy to confuse me.
Well if she tries to look more like Rob she will certainly attract the female population…and they will seriously NOT get off her dick!!!
Just sayin…
When Rob wears this shirt it makes me think about his package and getting on it.
When the elephant wears the shirt I throw up in my mouth .
Agreed. Concur. Co-sign!
Oh god, I miss you girls (and guys..?). I’m going to sit right here: http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=15259955&itemdescription=true&navAction=jump and get SERIOUS.
Is that shirt classy? No. Is she a good example for the young ladies of the world? Probably not. Would I wear that shirt after I-don’t-see-the-point-of-washing-my-hair Rob wore it? Heeeeelllllll yes. So, I can’t fault her on this one. I bet it smells like cigarettes, stale beer, magicness, and sunshine.
I blame Summit.
OMG….I clicked on that link, and then went to North America and now I feel like I stumbled into the Lion, the Witch & the wardrobe – aka Rob’s hotel room floor.
*gets momentarily distracted at the thought*
Does Rob have a personal shopper with a maximum t-shirt/hoodie limit of 2 per annum? I’d totally believe he buys EVERYTHING he owns from urban outfitters if only everything he wears didn’t look quite so threadbare.
Ha! It’s totally possible he buys everything there and asks his assistants to make it “gently worn” or “hobochic” before he’ll wear it in public.
Katie…
THIS “I bet it smells like cigarettes, stale beer, magicness, and sunshine.” FOR THE FREAKING WIN.
Much love.
Much love back at you, Michelle! <3
You know what I think Rob smells like? Sex, Rob smells like sex. *gigglesnort*
katieS, I prolly wouldn’t wear that shirt if I was shy nervous and didn’t want attention. I mean really, the shirt screams “look at me”. Yeah, I’d wear another, less obvious one.
*shrugs
@KatieS
Kstew can’t see what you (me…we all ??) see, her reasons to wear his/ similar stuff are pretty obvious, I don’t like that! my 2 cent…
Spot on.
Mod Tweed Bench is the new soapbox- I love it!
@Katie: FTW “I blame Summit”
I freakin’ blame summit for everything from Robstengate to Moantreal (aka puketreal) to why I don’t have a pet unicorn too. Screw Summit.
i <3 u
ha! Stupid Summit…
Summit is the reason my last relationship didn’t work out. And the reason my hair won’t grow faster.
I <3 back
LOL!!! I blame Stephenie Meyer for it all. If Jasper had just drained Bella, none of this would have happened.
Katie, ILY, even though you are an evil cupcake pusher.
Aaah, Jules! Don’t reveal my evil alter ego here… mmm, cupcakes…
I blame Summit for the evil. xoxoxo
KatieS – you are cracking me up today -girl!! Thanks for the laughs!
Haha! Thanks, doll! xoxoxo
Well, as long as its not a Steam-punk footstool…..
Don’t forget strawberry ice cream…
What Kstew? Where?
THAT is super jealous TomStu (with a 5$ wig) still trying to tell us that he doesn’t love our Robsession here! Like AT ALL !
The end!
And obviously TomStu borrowed that $5 wig from Summit’s totally awesome wig department.
ohhh, right! Jesussssss, that’s NM Jasper !
A: Kid who thinks she is so cool.
“She wants your dad all to herself. Who wouldn’t want to be the recipient of those emails?”
Dick would NOT approve!!! There is no way she’s getting her claws in Dick. And the emails, I hope that he is more blunt with her!
Dear Kristen,
Please stay away from my son. You are a bad influence on him and not nearly as refined as I’d like.
Sincerly,
Dick
(Ready for some thumbs down from the KLovers)
Remember Dick’s email to Rob about celebs with their strange hand gestures? He’d want his refined British son to stay away from Stewie.
Stewie does “the Shocker”
hahahaha that’s about as refined as she gets. The shocker always cracks me up.
Exhibit B:
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/05/31/1225873/605331-kristen-stewart.jpg
@misty
That’s the most obnoxious picture. 😛
I agree! Can’t stand that picture! I don’t like it when anyone flips the bird. Its so highschool! You’re at a party, and you don’t want someone taking you pic because your drunk and/or your makeup is all smudgy. So you flip the bird to “ruin” the pic.
If you are over 16 and are still doing middle finger pics, then you’ve lost my respect.
If I had a fuckawesome Beastie Boys shirt like that I would wear it proudly, even if I bought it 15yrs after the date, from
Awesomeconcerttees on eBay. Similar to the 1985 DeBarge sleeveless tee I got a few months ago. That’s right, rhythm of the night, betches.
Wear it, Rob, even though you were a zygote when they were on that tour.
As far as Kristen goes- you girls are telling me you wouldn’t wear the shit out of irony that smells like Ron after sex? Please. I would too. And she’s not going out or anything that requires her to look decent; she’s like headed to the makeup trailer or something. If that’s equivalent to me going to get the mail on Tuesdays, then I hate to see the comments me neighbors make about what I’m wearing.
In other words, she could give a fuck.
Since I don’t really buy this fauxmance, I don’t think she’s wearing it to remind her of rolling around with Rob. I think she’s wearing it for the same reason she coyly shows a reporter a pic on her ipod, and wears any number of items of clothing that are similar to Rob’s-ATTENTION.
Oh wait, I mean privacy…
Nope, I mean attention.
You said it, girl!! Multiple orgasms, I mean thumbs up!
Nope, I think it’s mostly … we’re naked, we have to put something on before we go outside, that one- the one partially hidden under the guitar case and dining room table. It looks sorta clean. I’ll wear that. Kthx.
I suscribe your words!!! LOL This girl?¿? needs ATTENTION!!
I don’t get why it has to be a devious plea for attention or some kind of jerky statement. It’s a t-shirt. I used to wear a t that read ‘I only date crack whores’ simply because I thought it was a funny shirt.
Besides, who’s to say that it wasn’t HER shirt to begin with and he just happened to be the first caught wearing it?
Or that *gasp* there are TWO such shirts in the world? They have been known to buy like shirts in the past.
If she was just out for attention there are more reliable ways of doing it than wearing a t-shirt that you may or may not be photographed in.
Just sayin’.
OOooh, pardon me and my logic!
How dare you use logic!! and Damn K for putting on clothes to walk outside!
I hate your name! Thumbs down! Thumbs down! K only wears clothes for attention! If she goes naked that’s for attention, too!
Two such shirts do exist. I own one. I got mine the same way Kristen acquired it from Ron (or vice versa): I was naked and it was on the floor.
(So what if I only went home with the guy bc he was wearing a shirt that said “get off my dick.” I wanted it. Technicalities)
You attention whore! Stop screwing Ron! Are you the one who stole the Stoli shirt? Didja? DIDJA??
No that ones me !
*sputters with rage*
my next target is the original dadcase.
muaaahahahah
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
and then TomStu’s duck sweater.
SHIT’S GETTIN’ REAL.
You’re a damn dirty whore, sam.
I call Sam Bradley’s MOLES! I want them!
Just wait until I show up in the BBJ this fall. It’s on.
Sexpenders !! Biatches
Damn! I was gonna call those sexpenders.
Dibs on his ugly brown jacket. Take that bitcheees
and aaaalll the shit in the pockets.
http://bit.ly/w2Yhi
Let’s be simple here. ANY woman wearing a GOMD shirt is bound to attract attention. An actress in a hot franchise, wearing a shirt last seen on her rumored lovah (who btw attract rabid speculation as to are they/aren’t they), shooting a high-profile film, KNOWS she’s going to attract attention.
Just like coy answers and showing mysterious ipod photos are bound to attract attention. I guess at this point it doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad attention.
I don’t think you can reasonably compare an average person wearing a quirky shirt to someone who’s every move is very publicly dissected. She’s in the business-she knows this.
KStew has also been known to wear shocking or rude shirts in the past as well as a pot-leaf bikini, so let’s just say her judgment in clothing is questionable at best.
I’m no friend of KStew, but I just can’t picture her sitting around in her hotel room, tenting her fingers like Mr. Burns, and musing “what shall I wear to really rile them up today? Yeeessss… the Beastie Boys shirt! Exxccellent.”
If I’m wrong I’ll tongue kiss Rob to make up for it. I’m a giver.
It’s in her contract, I presume
I like the Mr. Burns visual.
“Yeah, she was asking for it. She knows she wants it.”
You’re logic is all sorts of “rapey” (am i allowed to say “rapey?”)
And anyway I don’t really get why her being coy is such a problem anyway. It’s her prerogative, same goes for Rob. It’s sort of smug…and I kinda like it.
Kudos to them for staying on message!
tsk, tsk. You should learn from your queen’s mistake-rape’s a pretty heavy word to be throwing around (oh, and “rapey” isn’t a word at all, fyi).
Ugh, No! Don’t bring The Simpsons into this! Now every time I see the Episode Rosebud (Burn loses his teddy bear Bobo) when Smithers dresses up as a giant teddy bear and jumps into Burns’ lap all I’m gonna picture is Rob in a giant bear suit!
“In other words, she could give a fuck.”
No, no. She literally just gave a fuck.
Yeah, I think she’s deliberately misleading us with that t-shirt. It’s meant to say, I got off a dick.
Her next shirt should read “I <3 va-ja-jays".
And, as we all very well know, nobody CARES more than she does. She told us and everything.
“I got off a dick” or “I got off on a dick”?
yes, she can wear Ron’s shirt after having sex with him, I don’t mind at all…
Who is Ron?
This is Ron: http://www.nndb.com/people/020/000022951/
okayyyyyyyyy, she can have him ! 🙂
Ron Jeremy and Kristen Stewart?
Ronsten, I’ll ship that.
@Jules
LOL, runs to make a Ronstenfansite!
http://www.ronstenforeverinlove.com
Ronsten 4 life!!!!!!
Wait … “WHO IS RON?”
@Janetrigs, forget your bday and get in here, stat.
LONG LIVE RON!! And Thumbs Up!
thumbs DOWN to anything jane says
I’ve seen what you wear to the mailbox and I have discussed it with your neighbors. We would like you to be more vintage and ironic. Thanks.
DeBarge isn’t vintage and ironic enough? I mean, he wears gladiator sandals with SOCKS in that video!
Dammit.
If it was like a Short Circuit “Who’s Johnny” shirt, then I’d let you have it…
Dude, no. Its “Where’s the Beef!?!” Nothings more vintage than a “Where’s the Beef?!?” shirt.
AR this is your only post today which didnt get a thumbs down, i didnt want it to feel left out so i obliged! 33
Thank you. It’s good to know the good people here feel indifferent to DeBarge’s unfortunate fashion choices, however.
That shirt, which I loved, is now tainted!
Go ahead Stewies give me a thumbs down. In Kristen’s honor maybe we should add a middle finger button….
LMFAO!!!
Love the middle finger button…we seriously need that!
yaaay for middle finger button! mwahahaha
Says so much more than just a thumbs down 🙂
WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH UC and MOOn please add the middle finger vote it could say (Crapsten approved)
Hey I got my first thumbs down ever.
Whoohoo!
Thumbs down for bragging
Sorry! I wasn’t bragging. I was just excited over my first thumbs down. 🙂
KStew wearing this shirt is a whole lot classier than Kellan’s ungirlfriend Annalynne McCord wearing Kellan’s Calvin Klein manties on her very skinny butt… eew!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2466642/annalynne-mccord-photo-opportunity-05/
ohhhhh and considering that Rob sometimes “forgets” to put on underwear………..OH NO….brain bleach….lalalalalalala
RG..are you serious, he sometimes forgets to wear underwear???? how do you know this little fact?? Oh my GWADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! mmmmm
See New Moon, shirt off, pants barely on, stepping into the sparkle zone just as Bella runs to him.
I’d like to think that AnnaLynne was given a few pairs in her swag bag at a CK affair and that those are not Kellan’s.
WHAT?!! how did i miss something about kellan/annalynn and his MANTIES?! fangirl fail.
also she’s barefoot. in la. in the asphalt. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Clearly Kristen has dick envy, we all know Rob’s is bigger than hers.
Really, this clothes sharing/dressing alike is getting old. One of these two needs to get an identity.
L.A.M.E.
Rob’s is? Sheesh. Posting from my phone. bleh
Or, to be fair, maybe he needs to start wearing tight, strapless, mini-dresses? I think I prefer the shared T-shirts.
LMAO, Moon. I love how you totally divert from the BIG ‘ol fat florescent beige elephant in the room. <3
She totes is trying to be him! See? she's no better than us fans who buy unflattering plaid, try not to shower/shave and style raybans to look like him. (I should know, I go prescription ones) She's just as pathetic!
Let's all join together on his front yard an stalk, Kstew. I bet you're probably already an expert wit yo night vision binoculars!
Swingin’ on that DICK we beeeee!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
who wants to talk about the obvious when the less is so much more fun!!
“She totes is trying to be him! See? she’s no better than us fans who buy unflattering plaid, try not to shower/shave and style raybans to look like him. (I should know, I go prescription ones) She’s just as pathetic!”
HAHAHAHA truth.
LOL waaaaayyy effing funner! thank goodness for a blogger like you who just makes all this crap easier to swallow and laughable, or else Ben and Jerry’s profits would grow sky high, we’d all become alcoholics or need a shrink.
….might be late for some of us.
Ahhh, posts about tees make my day.
#Iliveintheteeworld
Seiously, though, can we send her a “fake lesbian” shirt? I’ll even sharpie out the “fake”.
I want you to make me some jorts like what I sent you yesterday. That is all.
I smell a manip coming on!!!
Yes, please! But maybe upper body instead of lower
ONLY if you Sharpie out the “fake”
honestly I’d prefer to see Rob in a dress than the mullephant in men’s clothing. Mix it up a little. That would be hot.
whoops, this was supposed to be a reply to Jules.
D2D, when Rob starts squeezing his dick into one of her skinny jeans, then there will be something worth paying attention to.
LOL!
SUPER LOL!!!
Hmmm I’d love that but don’t you think it’ll damage the “family jewels?” lol Too tight pants/skinny jeans/not enough room on the crotch.
OhGodI’mEmbarressedToEvenBringUpThisExample…. but Taylor Hanson has worn his share of WAY too tight pants, and he has about 4 kids now? I think Rob’s safe.
..squeezing his dick..yeah. I like that.
WIN
@D2D- You are so “on” today! Love you!!
I always knew she had a Dick!! o__O that’s the same shirt though. They prob have their clothes all messed up together in their closet. But I have to agree she wants to be Rob and now she thinks she has a Dick lol
Ok I don’t like labels man they are not cool but it appears compared to everyone here I am one of those Robsten people – definition : I am glad Rob’s getting laid and don’t find Kstew that annoying (Note the “that” ).
I am NOT one of those weirdos that want a bella / edward re-enactment !!!
But give her a break – If I could wear his clothes goddamn it I would ……Now feel free to down thumb me I can take it !!!!
Actually, you sound sensible. Thumbs up.
Sensible. Agreed. And I’m STILL jealous she’s hittin that. Sigh.
I’m glad he’s not all over Hollywood with a different skank every week, and that she’s not a plasticized starlet. Otherwise, I don’t much care what they’re up to together.
When you say “bella/edward re-enactment” do you mean that his lovemaking will kill her? Yes, you called it…totally jealous. I would wear his dirty socks if he’d let me. Yes, even his dirty, smelly socks.
When you say, “bella/edward re-enactment” do you mean that his lovemaking will kill her?
Yes, you called it…totally jealous. I would wear his dirty socks if he’d let me. Yes, even his dirty, smelly socks.
He’s getting laid?
Nooo, he’s a virgin *sarcasm*
I’m totally fine with her wearing his shirt too – I would. The thing that jumped out at me in this picture is that her hair is longer, maybe we won’t need a wig for BD.
“maybe we won’t need a wig for BD” Thank goodness for that!!
That doesn’t change that fact that BD will still be utterly ridic! I’m still gonna laugh my ass off if I see BD.
True that. But I kept staring at that ridiculous wig the whole time and it was stealing focus from the Pretty! I go to see him not HER!!!
The wig was very distracting. BD might have to be labeled ‘comedy’. I get a big dopey grin every time I think of pillows being bitten 🙂
You speak the truth! I’d soooo wear his clothes too…if they fit me. Size 12 in boys can be a bit snug for these babies *points to boobs* 🙂
OK, the shirt looks much better on Rob! That’s all I’m gonna say, I’d love to say more but whatever, y’all get the point.
Happy Friday!
It look better and black, somehow it’s navy on stew.
Hmm actually the one on Rob looks black the one on her looks navy blue.
Ok, I was just going to post this. Rob’s shirt is a different color and surely larger than the one Stew is wearing. She wishes she was as cool as Rob. LOL She went and ordered one for herself and when he saw it she said, “Oh I’ve had that forever.”
LOL yep I posted to someone here that it’s probably not the same shirt but regardless, it’s just not “becoming”for a girl to wear a shirt like that. I don’t know, I know I’ll get a thumbs down for saying that. But whatever. It’s my opinion.
Now everytime someone types “Ron” instead of “Rob,” I’ll think of Ron Jeremy instead of @Janetrigs. Boo!
RONNNNNNNNN!!!
Kristen darling, please tell me you didn’t go out and about wearing that shirt! Isn’t there any other shirts that’s proper for a lady to wear that Rob has that you can borrow?
*Oh btw, being sarcastic here, in case someone doesn’t get it. Moon & UC might need to post the sarcasm disclaimer again. And FYI I’m not a nonsten or a Robsten, I’m I dontgiveacrapsten!
Wow. When did it get so angry around here? I’m going back to my forum hideout.
*sniff*
What happened to LTR?!?!?!!?
*cries and wails ironically*
Could be anger or perhaps people are just very sensitive about Rob’s dick. hahaha
precious part of Rob 🙂
Hahaha!
Because he’s my Precious!!!!!! (said in my best creepy Gollum voice)
I love you.
Gollum was totally hot too. Hotter than Sam. Frodo totally wanted him even though he was schlupping Sam in the marshes. Gollum wasn’t delusional at all.
How dare you besmirch the good name of Frollum!
My preciousssssssssss….
Ohhhh how I love it when we talk durty Lord of the Rings here!!!
Frodo left Sam to be with Gandalf , ya know.
This is why I hide in the forum!
Hey Jodie, every time Kristen is mentioned it gets all weird over here now…today I just logged off rather than try to make some peacemaking noises…I just can’t deal with the meanness, which I hope is mostly a joke but sometimes isn’t. Sadface.
EMJ! You should join us on the forum. We’re mean, but at least we’re funny about it.
Um. The link to Kstews “fashion”….just…WOW. I don’t feel so bad now for spending so much time online now. These peeps are Kuh-razy!!! That is all.
Okay, it’s been a while since I was on here last. I saw this post this morning and it just clicked that it was Kristen in that shirt. DUH!
Sorry, but does she really have to rub our faces in it *snicker* that not only does she get to hang out with Robert and probably do other things the rest of us would LOVE to do with him….SHE HAS TO WEAR A ONE OF A KIND SHIRT OF HIS TOO!!!
We get it okay. You don’t want to talk about your relationship or non-relationship, fine whatever. Could you please just wear your own fracking clothes though.
we all know who Ron is 😉
right! Can’t believe somebody doubted about that….weird, everybody knows where “Ron” is, it’s Rib….pftttttttttt whatever…
Duuude, we posted at the same time.
hahaha! Don’t sweet it, girl.
Ofcourse we know. We’re obviously playing around.
After being on here for more than a year? E.M.? Nah.
more than a year already? Gawwwd, that freaks me out, a hole year and I still have to jizztype Rob’s name…, I think I deserve a shirt!
The time flew by, eh?
oh, and by sweet, I meant sweat. I need to proofread.
covering eyes with hands, singing lalalalalal and returning to denialsten…ahhhh it’s so comfy here….
Dear Rob,
When you and I finally start dating, ONE of the first things we will have to do it burn this tshirt. But don’t worry, I’ll make it up to you.
Love,
me
xoxo
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2605/3767245264_3fe282df95.jpg
Kristen Stewart “fashion” website???? WTF? who said she’s “fashionable”?
Exhibit C:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/06/kristen-stewart-mullet.jpg
Exhibit D:
http://www.gossipboulevard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kristen_stewart.jpg
Exhibit E:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr/headlines/2009/02/kristen-stewart-dog-daycare.jpg
@Misty- Love all the “exhibits”! I think the thumbs downers need to be reminded!!
*gasp* if it ends badly… What if she hides Tom? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@libby – you suspect KStew has potential as a bunny boiler? I don’t want TomStu to be the bunny – he’s much too pretty to suffer such a horrible fate.
It’s like she’s saying look Girls in hitting that every night and to rub it in your noses I’m wearing his shirt!!! PROOF he’s my bitch lol.
She probably makes Taytor Tot suck her dick, too. It’s a win-win for both of them. 😉
Okay that comment was out of line. It was really rude and vulgar. Dick would def NOT approve. I’m sorry. 🙁
And to think their relaysh is on the rocks was all over interwebs few days prior to this pic .
Ohh I love them spin crowds
I will confess, the first thought I had when I saw our precious Lady K (aka Avril Lavigne the 2nd…don’t ask…) wearing that shirt, only showing her back, I felt the urge to kick her in the hiney…
But I’m a wuss, she’d probably go all Karate K on me. So I’ll just ignore it, lalalala. Also because I just know she lives for stirring it up. She just does, while secretly listening to Avril on her iPod while playing with one of her imaginary cats whose name changes every interview:
Special rewrite of Sk8ter Boi:
Actor Boi
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
She was a punk
He did ballet
What more can i say
He wanted her
She’d never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of his fans
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with her baggy clothes
He was an actor boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn’t good enough for her
He had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
5 years from now
She sits at home
Feeding Jella/Max she’s all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Actor boy rockin up MTV
She calls up Dakota
She already knows
And they’ve all got
Tickets to see his show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down
He was an actor boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn’t good enough for her
Now he’s a super star
Slamming on his guitar
With his pretty face see what he’s worth?
THE END 🙂
My Dutch twin, that’s cool! 🙂
And don’t worry, you’re bigger than K, she’s not gonna go all karate on you.
Cath…you die me!!!
the end…
<3
Abso-freakin-lutely AWESOME !!!
Ok Cath we need the music to go with this! 🙂
Great job, Cath!!!!
Sooo actor boy turns musician?
Are you sure this isn’t about Jared Leto?
No, it’s obviously Joaquin Phoenix.
Cath – It’s been a while. Awesome job, as always.
*Waves to everyone*
Thanks lovelies, glad you like it, I got the idea and rolled with it, without thinking, hahaha, that’s how the best ideas are born, no? 😉
SB, here’s the original one in a Rob (vs Taylor haha) related vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzYTHW5tKPE
Samalia: Jared Leto, hmmm, well, could work! But I’m just wishful thinking in this song, and holding out for Rob’s live gig, 5 years from now, like in the song, haha.
impressive!
@Cath- That was fantastic!! I bow down to you and your awesomeness!!!!
Dear Rob Aka Ron
Can I get on your Dick before I get off?!?!
*cough* O_O *hides*
WIN
Rob, at least let us try before you deny access… I solemnly swear to disrespect you nice-and-slow. *puts hand on heart*
My husband(sorry gals, he lurks on here sometimes but won’t comment) saw the shirts and said “hmmmphhhh, you have to earn the right to wear that shirt!!!!” He was in high school in 1987 and very familiar with this shirt. LOL
OK just thought I’d relay his response haha!
I love this! I was at college here (aged 16-18, this is England) in the mid 80’s & the Beastie Boys were just irritating upstarts that no-one thought much of. Strange how times change. A Smiths T-shirt from the same era however….
…. ultimate in cool.
I agree w/ your husband. Cooky puss is just an ice cream cake to the mullet (maybe to Rob too, who knows?).
I love that you had a tag in this post for Waiting to Exhale. NICE
I had a friend (she was an odd bird) that wore her bf’s clothes in h.s (we all did) but she wore his underwear….WAIT FOR IT….and he wore hers. I shutter to think the worst and hope these pair to not opt for that!
Then again to each their own…I always try to accept people for who they are…even when they like to crossdress….LOL!
Seriously though…lets keep in mind these “kids” r very young and we have all been there…ok maybe not rich and famous but you get the jist. (Although after 19yrs of being with my hubby (since i was 13) I still wear his shirts when he is away. *I will duck now as the haters throw their crap at me!
oh wow…I thought this was a “we love Rob” site, not a “let’s bash on Kristen” site..
Let the guy do what he wants to do, if she makes him happy then so be it.
So she wears his shirt..every girl has wore her bf’s shirt before, does she get bashed over it?
I’m thinking since Rob is with her all the damn time, then she must have the qualities that make him stick around. So I don’t think he would really apprectiate all this mean talk from his fans..but hey, what do I know? I’ll probably get a 100 “Rob hates this” but I just couldn’t stand to see mean comment and not say something.
Just let the guy be happy. If I was fucking him I sure as hell would be flaunting it all over the place. I’m sure you all would.
Thank you.
I agree with those who are sick of the “Robsten” crap.
The more I see them together the more I begin to dislike Rob for “settling”. What is Kristen trying to pull off by wearing the same (if not his) shirt. I too, drop an egg every time I even hear his name mentioned on the t.v. in the background…just need to be in earshot and my girlie parts start to tingle! Throw Kristen into the picture and needless to say….no more tingling. She is hanging on tight for the ride and will ride his coat tails as long as he stays famous. Kills me to think of what would happen if he decided to go back to London and follow through with his music instead…would she follow…doubtful. I however, would kill to walk into a pub in England only to find Rob strumming his guitar with a smoke hanging out of his mouth….crap, now I’m tingling again!
i can’t believe it the one day this week i didn’t check if ltr had updated and i missed an epic K stew/robsten bashing (thats the only reason i hang round here anymore – joke!!)
i think a few people have already said it, she loves the attention. if you genuinely felt so violated that you compared media attention to rape then why would you encourage it? and i don’t buy that too cool for school attitude if she really didn’t care about what people thought. she would be humble and personable like rob.
and no it’s not just a t shirt that she wore because she had to wear some item of clothing, otherwise we wouldn’t have bothered to comment over 230 times.
Hi there, yes, it was quite the day!
P.Sten- Have I told you lately that I love you!! Well, I do and I’ve missed you!!
Hey RFM!
love you too
I think it’s completely disingenuous to think say she’s not aware that her every move is scrutinized and picked apart, including wearing clothes that are/ are similar to clothes Rob’s worn. I’m sure she’s also aware of the rabid shippers and how these things drive them into a frenzy, so yeah-it’s all about attention.
She needs to check the definition of “privacy”, if that’s what she really wants. Hint: wearing your beard’s GOMD shirt is not the way to get it. Check “rape” too, while you’re at it.
How is it doing it for attention when the picture was taken by a random fan visiting the set? I guess she paid the fan to take the picture and spread it everywhere like wildfire. Nobody would have even known she was wearing it if the fan didn’t take the picture.
How about the fact that there have been pics from the sets of every movie both Kristen and Rob have done since twi? Or that Rob was photographed wear the same/similar shirt (ironically) on set in Montreal? I’d say the odds of her being snapped was pretty damn high.
But Kristen wouldn’t know any of that, nah. She’s totally unaware of what’s going on around her.
*were
thanks. i’m sick of stating the obvious.
There’s pictures of Taylor Stewart, Kristen’s brother, wearing it a couple years back – I saw them somewhere back in August when Rob first wore by people I guess with too much time on their hands. I think it’s Kristen’s shirt actually, by way of her brother, and Rob wore it at one point even though it doesn’t fit him that well. Does that make him a clinger, or just a boy with good taste in vintage clothing?
Uh-I just read the whole thread. I lurk here about once a week. I think overall the blog entries are very funny. I will say one thing here though. Hiding behind “it’s sarcasm, you just don’t get it!” all the time doesn’t work though.
There’s nothing sarcastic or snarky in the vast majority of quotes here. Just a bunch of people like “yeah, you said it LTR, she’s got a dick!” comments that are followed with “but…but I’m a I don’t give a crapsten!” Riiiight.
Just saying–the LACK of irony let alone lack of bitter, cutting irony-is sorely missing. And then all you are left with is people bitching. lol
You read once a week, so basically 52 blog posts out of about 365? You need a bigger sampling to make qualify your observations as statistically valid.
But, your opinion is appreciated around here, as is everyone’s.
blah, “make” was not meant as part of that post. I really need to proofread. :S
lol, I needed to proofread my post too, it’s full of typos. 🙂
sometimes it’s sarcasm, sometimes the truth,most of the time it’s opinion!!!
question to you: Is that a bad thing?
hi there. Opinions are great. There should be places for people to voice them. I wasn’t commenting on opinions though, but how valid some portrayals of those opinions are. I’ve just been here long enough to know “it’s sarcasm, you don’t get it” is used often, when it oftentimes doesn’t apply. That’s all. I simply posted when it was brought up yet again yesterday, because I was in a mood to voice my opinion too. Most of the times, I just nod or shake my head silently or laugh and then move on…lol
“and then all you are left with is people bitching”
eh yeh …whats what your point??
😉
nothing is wrong with bitching. I was distinguishing between being bitchy and being caustic and ironic.
#shoutbox
vow, what a turn. how will some of people here find the way to hate “the one they love to hate the most”. 😉
seriously, people, can we be civilized enough not to criticize on wearing a shirt?
lady gaga wore raw meat, and she wears crazy as clothes day and night, but we’re not dissecting her over it.
1. maybe she’s a show off (yes, rob and i are are making funny-time in robsten palace
2.this is my shirt.take it as you will.
3.this is my shirt, and i almost got my arm ripped off after getting it back from rob (who stole it after puking on himself when a girl tried to kiss him). take that as you will, also.
4. she’s a major bitch(that’s what absouletly everyone who’s ever met heris saying)and a lesbian and cunning (that’s what all her interviews are showing) with a wisdom and evil mind of a crappy actress (that’s what all of her 20 years of age, almost half spent making movies aretelling us)
4. it’s early, i hate morning’s, coffeeeee, i need coffee,my brain is not working properly. what shirt?
i take number 4. i never met her, so who am i to judge her?
or rob’s mind and desicion that he wants to spend (in whichever way) some time with this person regularly.
sorry for the rant. love the blog. 😉