We got this letter last week from a LTR regular and really felt we had to “tell” on her. Prepare yourself, this will be hard to read:
Well, I think it’s finally happening. No, no, my husband hasn’t gotten my hints and started going to the gym or growing out his hair so he can look more like you. It’s just that…well…I think I might be…losing my Rob mojo. There. I said it. And I’ve felt so guilty about it that I wanted to come clean.
You see, Rob, I’ve been depressed lately. We moved across the country almost 6 months ago and at first I was really excited and happy, and now the euphoria of a new place has worn off and I’m left realizing that I have NO friends. I spend every day all day with my two kids, which is wonderful, but I’m lonely.
So I did what I usually do whenever I get in a funk. I internet-obsessed over you. Not like normal, not my usual daily perusal of your where-abouts, but a full-on, hardcore internet stalking of sorts. And…it didn’t do a damn thing. I think I might be getting over you. I poured over pictures of you, fan-made music videos of you, old interviews where you are adorkable and sexy and…nothing. Not even a blip. It didn’t do a thing to get me out of my funk. Sigh.
Don’t worry, Rob, it’s not you, it’s me. I’m sure of it. You are just as sexy and wonderful as you’ve ever been. It’s all me this time. But if you felt like taking a little detour on your road trip, I know a gal in Ohio who could use a great big hug and some cheering up (hint: it’s ME! lol).
Happy travels, Rob. I’ll keep searching for my mojo. I’m sure it’s just on vacation somewhere really nice…Lubbock, TX, perhaps? [Or London now!]
Are you still hanging in there? Does it hurt really bad? I’m here if you need a shoulder to cry on/boob to grab/f-buddy… whatever. I’m here. I won’t even mention the parts of her letter I agree with. Don’t worry- she’s crazy. No one else feels that way.
Don’t worry- I don’t lie. I crossed my fingers behind my back when I wrote that “promise” to Rob. Cause let’s be honest, even if it’s not an every-day feeling, you’re questioned if you’ve lost your Rob-mojo at least once before, right? I mean, I have. I’ve already bitched lately about how I feel about the current beard. There’s been such a dry-spell & lack of Rob-hottness ala GQ Rob for awhile now. Do you have feel like your mojo is waning? Is it as strong as ever? Stronger? How DO you do it, if so!? Help us out!
After the jump, a little something to maybe get your mojo back
Scroll through the following images for some of my past favorites that always help bring back the Rob-mojo:
Pictures found by googling: Rob Pattinson. Try it sometime.