Rob Porn Friday
Dear Rob,
It’s Friday so I’m thinking about RobPorn, naturally. Do you remember when we started the RobPorn phenomenon? It was to be like the book “Porn for Women” with shirtless dudes ironing & stuff. It was you doing “hot” stuff around the house for us. It was soooooo innocent. And it’s been taken to a WHOLE other level. Some of it is funny, of course, and we’ve joined in on the pg-13 non-innocence time and again, but then there is the porn that is um.. wayyyy too far. You know what I mean: You going down on a girl. You showing pubic hair. Zooming in on actual pictures of your nether regions. (Perfect example: NSFW) We get it. You have a d*ck. You have sex. You possible know where to find the little man in the boat. I don’t actually need to see manips of it.
So I thought I’d google “RobPorn” to see what kind of gems there are out there. Turns out we’ve posted a ton! So today I’m re-posting some of my favorites, as well as a few non-LTR creations. Oh, and one new one for good measure:
More after the jump!
Yeah right- that last one is DEFINITELY in my dreams!
Happy Friday!
Love,
UnintendedChoice
You heard me- it’s Rob Porn Friday! Let’s share our favorite’s in the comments. Want to know some geeky code? Embed your image RIGHT in the comments by inserting this code: <img src=”PICTURE-LINK” width=”150″> Where it says “PICTURE-LINK” put your picture URL including the http:// and make sure to include width=”150″ or else the picture will be too big! BEING A GEEK IS FUN!
Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
First: “little man in the boat” made me snort coffee.
Second: Do you really think Rob knows how to find it?
I vote for ‘YES’.
I think a man who does THESE shoots with THESE looks finds EVERYTHING, I have zero doubts, he “knows”…..
Oh yes. He knows!
Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhh he does!!!!!
OH COME ON. Look at those sex eyes. LOOK AT HIS FINGERS. his fingers…..he knows how to find it.
“You have a d*ck. You have sex. You possible know where to find the little man in the boat.”
this……….plus the last pic and my Friday is complete π
Dear Rob,
shave please, the beard has to go now
wanna see your pretty face again and
love you in blue
always
me
<3
P.S. Love the stare but where is your smile?
Ahhhhhh, thank you, UC- just what was needed! Well, maybe not the pic at the link.
π that is a bit scary…
haha Love the TylerRob one with Edward’s font π
And the one with him wearing plain in the limo? Bhaha…IF only he knew what thoughts (read: fantasies) we conjure up relating to him..*evil laugh*
I sure hope that limo has a screen that comes up in between the front and back seats to muffle the noise. Because when I get there, things will get loud! π
Rob, hahah, I love that expression on your face! You look scared! LOL
hmm tried to insert a picture but guess I’m not as geeky as I thought since it didn’t work LOL
here’s the links instead
http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu10/melp_photos/TwiPorn/52840126ir0be9-1.png
http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu10/melp_photos/TwiPorn/rpat9sharp-1.jpg
Awww the second one! Too cute..yes Rob, I’ll be your teddy bear. I’ll be whoever you want me to be, babe (holla frat boy in NM!)
Heard Aerosmith’s “Love in an Elevator” and thought of this pic!
“Living it up while I’m going down”
I love all the pics, probably every pic ever of HHH. It’s all gone quiet on the Pattinson front. How long ’til Bel Ami?!!!!!! These Robporn pics have made my week. Tough to pick a fave, but probably the one…..no, it’s……, OK I can’t pick a favourite; I DO love them all π
Okay, seriously. Vampire stamina for the FREAKING WIN!!!! I love that! I wish I could put it on my work desktop, but dang it…that’d just be weird. WAAH!
And the last one…sigh. I seriously gagged a bit when I saw the beard was actually curling toward his mouth. WTH!?! Can you IMAGINE the hot pocket crumb problem…on the other hand…it prob tickles QUITE a bit if youknowwhati’msayin’…andithinkyado! Maybe there ARE advantages to Grizzly Adams.
I am shameless.
And want the vamp Rob porn on my desktop. Dang it.
Mmmm, vampire stamina. Definitely yes.
Tickly beard? Maybe. If he combs the Hot Pocket crumbs out first.
I’m still waiting for my hot pocket porn. But these will do for now π
Rob
Baby, if you only knew what I really dream of doing to you in the back of that limo…you would have a very different expression! Trust me honi …I would go wayyyyyyy too far!!!
Love you
Mel
PS Oh how I love Fridays!!!!!
p.s. m’scuzi, but that beard/angry eyes makes him look like a crazed bounty hunter from the backwoods. no, rob. just- no.
dear rob, please take a hint from…any of the non-psycho photos above. your beard is currently giving me negative-rob-mojo.
So honi…lemme get this right…you would say NO if he asked for IT right now???
π
hahahahaa. it we are bringing IT into this (and therefor, we are in fantasyland) i would simply hand him a gillette and my can of skintimate (sorry, rob) and of course, fantasy rob would comply! π
but seriously, that question is a sophie’s choice!
The negative-Rob-mojo is probably exactly why he’s got the beard. It’s doing its job.
I see the beard as the facial equivalent of barbed wire…
I love how you help us start every Friday with a little porn. RobPorn that is!!
That limo photo and caption cracked me up. I had to copy it and send it to friends who…well work for a living and can’t spend all day looking this stuff up.
I know guys don’t like to shave, but he SERIOUSLY doesn’t. I hope someday he gets a movie role that will allow him to keep his beard. I guess if we see KStew with red thighs we’ll know there is an advantage to the beard. Oops, that might have gone a little to far. But you started it….YEA FOR ROBPORN!
Happy Friday ladies!
Oh god, the vampire stamina one made my morning. Thank you, ladies.
And the beard honestly doesn’t bother me. It’s the polo that I’ve seen on my Grandpa 100+ times that weirds me out…
Love the vamp stamina one! Aaand a new pic-nice. Are there really manips of Rob going down on (insert favorite term of ridicule here, since we all know who the other party in the manip is)? Why this surprises me, I don’t know, given the level of crazy in the fandom. Although I have to admit, the manip of the “nether regions is not so bad.
I googled ‘Rob Going Down’ and this is what came up.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8X8Kt0eeTS8/TBcK2Zhn3nI/AAAAAAAAAvA/QggZkae3bp8/s1600/rob_going_downtown.jpg
Does it really turn (certain) people on? It looks hilarious! That’s not where the little man on the boat is, Rob. Keep looking.
a little to the right, Rob.
and eeeeeeeew. Only in shippers’ heads does she ever look like that.
D2D would you know where else you can read Just Wait, apparently it’s been pulled from FF.net??
Wow haha!
traumatised
One word from you and I knew exactly what you were commenting on! And I was lit’rally LOL!!
Happy TGIRPF Ladies! (Rob porn Friday, that is!)
These must be fantasies if Rob is folding AND putting away laundry! And I would love a plaid and pepperoni smelling anniversary gift- only okay from Rob though!
I have a couple of questions about TomStu…
First, does Tom have nothing better to do than travel around the world with his mate? (sign me up for that!)
And second, who pays for these adventures?
Sorry, I’ve been thinking about these things since the pics emerged!
I always wonder about that too! I remember hearing around Remember Me release time when Tom started tagging along that Rob wanted to bring all his friends but Tom was the only one that could afford it. So…. dunno if that includes flights and food (cuz they totes share a room, on Summit).
I will take your questions seriously π
Tom is an actor, has to film and to get roles, he shoot a film in London this summer and has another project upcoming plus he maybe not be ready with OFT, dunno about that,
he has money, his parents are NOT poor, director and actress…plus his own money
and…most important
TomloveRoblovesTom
oh my, such a bad english…. can we do this in german one day please? π
RG- you do just fine in English. Your point is always clear.
And I’m pleased when Rob and TomStu’s schedules coincide; it must be great to have a friend with you when the craziness ensues.
like it’s great to have a friend like you that understands me(y) english π
RG, thank you for taking my questions seriously!! hehe. I didn’t know that about his parents. Maybe should spend more time IMDB-ing TomStu instead of Rob…or maybe just a little! I’m glad that he is working too! How fun for them to be able to spend time together!!
I didn’t know exactly if your questions were “fun” or “serious”, wasn’t clear to me, so… anyway “following”Rob it’s obvious to get to know Tom plus Tom made some good film as well, if you like, watch “The boat that rocked”, great great film!
I kind of left it open for either option!
And I have been following Tom, but loosely. I watched ‘Pirate Radio’ (the US name) and loved it! He did a wonderful job and the music was great! I have now spent last night googling TomStu and know more about him than I ever really wanted to know! π But, I do need to know how to prepare when Rob brings him to the house, so thank you!
Rob’s friends are all nice guys ;-), just like he is!
“Hey Girl, Are you thinking of me when you’re with him?” –> I loved that one!
Me too, he looks a little dejected… π
Dear Rob,
You asked: Am I thinking of you when I’m with him? The answer: Always Darlin’ always…. I even have the scar on my bottom lip to prove it! And btw, I’d love to blow out your candles baby!!!
Love,
Me
HE HE HE.
This is great. And a fabulous way to start my favorite month and season!
ohhh Ron, you always say the right things that just make it all tingle….. sigh.
You, hor! I know your ways, back crack ‘n’ sack. Am I rite?
how did you know?! sigh. it gets me everytime!
I love these. I do. The Menage a Trois? YES PLEASE! And they both look so up for that!
This is a great way to take the cloudy off such a rainy day!
Meh, remove Kellan(sorry Klutz) and insert Jackson, and we’ve got a deal!
Ooooh, yeah…. *said in my perv voice* π
Just a lil appetizer girls…just to tease you…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_5B90n-o1A
LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it!!!!
oh.
my.
god.
the complete vid will be devastating
Just saw you got one of my creations in there. ::fist bumps:: I feel like a rock star today.
What a great way to wake up. Ahhh!
Damn! It didn’t work but these are my absolute favorite Rob Porn from LTR archives: http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/rob-pattinson-bakes-cupcakes/
Me too! I love those! π
Hey Ros! I was wondering where you’re going tomorrow so that I can meet Rob there today!
<3 ya!
I Heart Rob Porn Fridays!!! <3 <3 <3 Thank you UC, thank you.
“Hey girl are you thinking of me when you’re with him.”
Hmmm, that is an excellent question Rob. I’m trying not to but I can’t help it, and if he finds out, he’ll probably divorce me LOL.
Another thing, if you showed up at my door wearing that wife beater and those jeans….well you may never leave my house!
“Vampire Stamina – I’m not done until you’re done” = my new favorite phrase. And “Are you thinking of me when you’re with him?” = Is that even a question? What do you think??? Would “Every time and then some” answer that??
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EVEN GET PAST THE END OF THE LAST PARAGRAPH? Ladies, he knows where to find the little man in the boat(someone has been reading too much fic) As I stated earlier, his fingers are the only indication you need. My favorite p0rn in this post has to be the “you’re going to do what to me in the back of the limo?”. So good. My weekend is made, I shall dream of Rob reading fic with me now.
Whoops, that would be end of the first paragraph. #typingfail
Rob,
Menage A Trois? Yes. Sure!
But not with Kellen.
How about you, me and Bobby Long?
p.s. don’t bring your beard.
I’ve been lurking around here for about a month and honestly you ladies sometimes make me laugh our loud! I just really had to comment on this.
“Little man in the boat”? Shouldn’t that be “little lady in the boat”? I’m just sayin. . .
There is even a Robporn video for “Zooming in on actual pictures of your nether regions.”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BxEAyvQu6E&feature=player_embedded#!
That’s a great vid but that stupid song always gets stuck in my head!!
Horrible music! Agree…
I had never even heard the song before I saw this video yesterday, & was surprised it was by Katy Perry. Definitely NOT one of my favorite Katy songs!
I was going to guess Kesha, not Katy. You’re right not my fav Katy song!!
Nice WE to everybody, Rob read obviously my letter π , he shaved ….sigh* , now we need proof! Come on baby, show us your pretty face again!
So you did some vodoo on him RG…lol???
Yep…thank God he shaved…roumors are out…BUT
I NEED TO SEE HIS PRETTY FACE ASAP!!!
Need to see that with my own eyes!
Show us the proof! And Rob, thank you for not making the poor hair/make up department do that excruciating
job!
Ahh what a relief! Just read Tweeted “proof” that Rob has released his beautiful face!
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/
That’s not enough for me. I need to see the real thing!!
Show me the…jawporn!!!
I know, I know…I agree with you, that’s why I put proof in quotes, ’cause I won’t be totally satisfied ’till I see the goods! I’m actually just perusing my Jawporn collection right now, since there’s been nothing new to see lately!
I think most of us won’t be “satisfied til we see the goods”!!! And by “see” I mean in the flesh!!
I think we’ll see some “proof” pics surface tomorrow.