(not so) BREAKING NEWS: Rob has shaved his beard!?
Posted by themoonisdown on October 4th, 2010
All it took was me shaving my grizzly adams beard to get what I want?! Who knew you girls were that easy?
*This story is developing we’ll bring you the latest as we learn more :)*
Dear Rob,
Word on the Twitters is that you have finally shaved that haggard badger you called a beard off your chin.
Clearly you read our 2034942357435 posts and tweets about how over it we were. We thank you for being a loyal reader of LTR and doing your part for the betterment of womankind.
xoxo,
Themoonisdown
PS you owe us a picture
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*You owe us a picture* WORD!
I find it very funny that somebody DM’d me yesterday saying the exact same thing : “BREAKING NEWS: he shaved!”
It is clearly the most important news of the day! 🙂
this is the tweed!
über-tweed
sounds….german 🙁 🙂
uber-joke
Bahahahahhah, somebody tweeted you THAT? unbelievable 🙂 🙂 🙂
*hangs head in shame*
haha, I know I know
I’ts a given that Rob is hot. But with the beard shaved off?! Well that just goes up to a whole nother level of hotness!
Dear Rob
you shaved
you went out
you (surely)hit the gym
you (surely) did some Promo shoots
you got the “Edward-cut” ???
at this point you owe us NOT ONE pic, BUT a whole series,
so go out
do a lil’ strut (preferibly in a windy place 🙂 )
thank you
love
me
<3
me
“do a lil’ strut (preferibly in a windy place 🙂 )”
Preferably in slow motion.
Preferibly naked 🙂
Preferably on the way to my bedroom. 🙂
Preferibly IN my bed, not windy there, BUT… 🙂
RG you die me…
not windy in your bed????
LMFAO!!!!!
Rob
come to my bed please you will experience a hurricane! 😀
Mel…hahaha …YOU win…this round!<3
Hot Pockets – a notorious source of problem wind in the bedroom. Am pretty sure they are not on the menu at Soho House, however.
Three thumbs down – wow – a personal best!
Hahhahahahhaa!!! RG & Katie you *made* my morning with that exchange.
Love you girls so frackin’ hard.
Hi Honey, happy to see you <3
You know I love you back, bb. #SprinklesOUT
Hi Rob’s jaw.
We missed you.
Fabulous news! Beardgate is over.
Just thought I would report that the Twitarded blog girls and all their h00rs survived this past weekend in Forks or should it be, Forks survived the Twitarded girls. We had a great time and all 128 of us, made quite an impact on the town. It was pretty surreal.
A few interesting things to note:
1. It didn’t rain once.
2. Every shop you go into has cardboard cutouts of Edward, Bella & Jacob. You go to the supermarket and in amongst the fruit, you will meet Edward.
3. Every restaurant has a Twilight themed menu.
4. The ladies in the Forks Visitor Centre are crazy. They can tell you where the Cullen’s and Swan’s live in great detail but have difficulty explaining where the High School football stadium is amongst a population of 3,175 people.
5. When being pulled over by the police en route to Forks, try not to giggle upon being asked where you are going. Try not to giggle when the cop asks you to say the word “Twilight” after saying you are heading to Forks. And in your finest moment on thanking said cop for not giving you a ticket, try not to giggle as you say “you will try not to drive like a Cullen” as you drive off.
6. The Twilight Lounge pick-up lines went something along the lines of this, “Where you from?”…..”Texas/Scotland”……”Well I work at the local trash depot so I am a dirty boy”……err, speechless.
7. The Forks DJ has never heard of New Order and was very nervous putting it on his play list.
8. When walking along Forks High Street at night, guys in big trucks would drive past honking their horns and shout “Twilight” out the window.
9. The wifi password in the Forks Motel includes the word “Buffy”
10. The bouncer at the Twilight Lounge wore sparkles on his arms together with a “Real men sparkle” t-shirt.
Anyhow, a fabby weekend of fun……..
x
I think your point 7) is a SCANDAL!!!Never heard of New Order? pftttttttttttttttt, are they living under a rock in said Forks-Twilight-town?
and………NO rain? you’re kidding…. 🙂
Blue skies and not a drop of water in sight……such a travesty.
love your “invasion” 128 people…wow, sounds FUN!
I live near Forks and our weatherman kept saying the weather was 15 degrees warmer than normal the days you were there. So happy you guys could see how beautiful it can be.
6.) Only the right man can get away with being durhty!!
Glad you had fun!!!
OH how I love you, @RFM. I like number nine. I really want to go to Forks, I feel like I’d be in my crazy fangirl element there. I can jizz in my pants at the Cullen’s house if I want to, goddammit. I would be tempted to ask where the demon teeth baby was though.
Aww, thanks! Love you too!
Buffy rocks.
IS JEALOUS.
awwwww I miss the beard !!!
“beard”? Lately that thing looked like a “facial forest” to me, love me some stubble (or lil beard), but Rob’s face has the tendence to disappear under all that hair…such a pitty with that jaw!
Dear Robs Beard
You weren’t with us long but I think I love you.
You were great at protecting Rob from crazy screaming fan girls either by disguise or making Rob look really crusty.
You were great at collecting crumbs from his fast food and keeping him warm.
Some people said mean things about you and called you stuff like “Haggard Badger” I wouldn’t do that cause I kow how important you are.
Rob only got rid cause he has to “do Edward” you know he’d have kept you if he could.
As soon as the filmings over he’ll be working on producing another we can only hope your sucessor is as wild and fluffy as you were.
RIP Rob’s Beard I’ll miss you ………
🙂
Lmao! ok…you’re right, the beard is his free-time safety blanket, it’s ok, read some really stupid discussions about “it”…no no no, we want Rob feeling good, right? So …dear Beard, you’ll be back after BD!
Love the Letter To The Beard!!!
😀
LMAO!! too funny!!
“you owe us a picture” LOL PLEASE!!!!!
YAYYYYYYY!!!!
Dear Rob,
Pretty please take a (lots) picture for us! If you want, you can drive the half hour (more w/traffic) down to my house and I will kindly take it for you!
Thanks again,
Your Mate
Hahaha! Your reply last post made me laugh my ass off! Well, I went to a wedding in Long Beach yesterday so he might be there today. I don’t suggest wearing a dress or a skirt because it’s really windy (unless that’s the way you want to get his attention). 😉 If you see him, tell him he really needs to upgrade his stalking app. Bhahaha!
He’s still here, so I need your itinerary for the week! 😉 And I don’t think I will be wearing a dress or a skirt in this crazy weather. He’s gonna have to like me for me!!
Hmmm…I’ll be going to Downtown LA tomorrow. But it’ll be hard to distinguish Rob from the homeless sleeping in their tents. Oh no, never mind, he shaved. But I bet he’ll probably trade a hobnob for the shirt and beanie a hobo is wearing. Then, he’ll probably want to go eat at the LA Prime Bonaventure sky room but denied access because he smells like homeless. 🙁 But knowing Rob, he’d rather split a hobnob with the homeless dude and TomStu. 🙂
I’m driving to downtown right now! 😉
Give him a fleece blanket, a sweater, a scarf, 2 pairs of socks, and a pair of gloves. He needs it. No, screw him, I.NEED.IT! It’s c-c-c-cold!
Don’t worry! I’ll keep him nice and warm that way I can bring you the blankets and stuff!!! It’s win/win!
Yes Rob…I AM THAT EASY…with you…around you…for you…
because of YOU!!!
You get the point…now…come out come out wherever you are!
Please!
<3
have u noticed that every time he isn’t with kstew, he grows that awful beard? and somehow, when they’re reported to be together, he shaves? what could this possibly mean?
well, Rob said by himself that he feels really really GOOD WITH the beard………………….. 🙂
It’s a trade off, he shaves his face, she shaves her legs.
“Ooooh Burrrn!”
I love Rob´s beard, but I love Rob shaved too, I mean, I LOVE ROB, th B*** ejem she pissed me every day 🙂
I’m sorry but when I was reading your comment, I thought you referred Kristen as ‘the beard’. In that case, yes he should get rid of his beard and let RobStu/Tombert happen. 😀
(Joke, people.)
tomstu is my fluffy homewrecking whore bunny. Be jealous of our inside joke, people.
Hehe…god TomStu is over-whoring it up lately. He’s becoming worse than my 40 y/o aunt. As long as he doesn’t show up wearing cheetah printed bodysuit with tattooed eyebrows, he’ll be fine.
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAH! Tom….I flove you.
Dear Rob,
No need to take a photo, just pay me a visit. I’m only 98763278 miles away. Ok now honey?
Love
me
now if he’d only loose a certain other thing …..
*gasps* not the Sparklepeen?
No, hopefully his pants.
seriously! the return of my rob mojo (through the absence of his beard) is tempered by the mullephant sidekick who gets to enjoy the jaw porn firsthand!
grrrrrrr
I concur, take it all off!
Dear Rob,
I thought you were going to keep this shaving thing a secret…
I know I let everybody know here last week that I was training as a barber and wanted to shave you. But how could I know you’d take me up on the offer?
It was a close shave, no? Did you like the Sweeney Todd soundtrack I had playing in the background? Paying me in HobNobs was a nice touch, the extra can of Heineken was not much of a tip, but I still love you anway. Hope you enjoy stroking your glorious jaw again now…;-)
Let’s do that again soon,
Cath
Nice Cath. The best part of the bearded Rob? Imagining the shaving scene.
Hi Latters!
Have to admit the Sweeney Todd soundtrack killed the mood a bit…
Hahaha, it’s more likely that my post scared him so much, he got rid of the beard pronto. Although I was kind of dissapointed that I didn’t get to scratch his whiskers anymore on the date you, drsaka and I had planned for Saturday!
But Rob’s HobNobs made up for that, haha! 😉 (why does that sound like some strange euphemism???)
P.S. Just to make sure, we ofcourse didn’t have an actual date with him, it was just a friendly get together, hehehe.
Now we have to re-plan everything!!!!
It’s a tragedy! What to do I don’t like sudden change!!! Rob is walking on the wild side drsaka, will we be brave enough to follow him there…? Come on Rob, just bring back something familiar like the beanie, then at least we can sleep sound again. 😉
P.S. And next week you can ofcourse pick out the DVD’s for movie night…
I thought I read somewhere that he was wearing the beanie! Or maybe I just misread!
That’d be awesome RFM, let’s just roll with the fact that he did! 😉
Just re-read. Twitter says beanie, so it must be true!!!
Wait, you mean “hobnob” is NOT a euphemism?
I actually had a very in depth, realistic dream about meeting Rob and Dick this weekend. It was a very friendly, respectful dream–No sexin’ in this dream. However, I do remember watching Rob’s long fingers lift is coffee mug to his perfect mouth during our late night/ early breakfast run. I had to look away b/c I was embarrassed staring at him in front of Dick. Drsaka–you are turning me into a good girl. If planning “dates” with Rob gives me this sort of vivid dream, let’s keep it up.
Am sure that Dick doesn’t mind the staring too much – must be used to it with such a son – as long as you don’t flip the bird…
His standards are not too high these days because of, well, you know why, haha! 😉
But keep on feeding the dreams, haven’t had a Robdream in ages!!!
Which reminds me of something:
Dear Rob,
If you have some time on your hands, feel free to show up in my dreams someday soon again. Appreciate it!
Thanks,
Me
Help! Where’s my avi??? I’m all purple rain now!
*chants*
WHAT DO WE WANT?! CHANGE!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NAO!
WHAT DO WE WANT?! BABY BUTT FACE, RON!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NAO!
WHAT DO WE WANT?! CHANGE!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NAO!
Just to remind you – you have a day time job, and people to feed. K?
I, on the other, do not have either one 😉
So good to be me now, ain’t it? Ha-ha.
[mumbling] Aside from the mental illness, that is. [/mumbling]
Oh, you’re rite! Guh. *jellus cuz doesn’t want resposibalitees*
*walks out, head low, dragging protest sign*
And the theory that you’re an international undercover trendsetter has been proved too:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/10/03/jake-gyllenhaal-beard/
P.S. JG looks like a young Father Christmas there, how come you look like a trucker/lumberjack??? You’re British, you should look like King Arthur, try harder baby the next time. Maybe get out the red velvet blazer out next time you rock the beard, will make you look a bit more Henry VIII like! 😉
mmm, LOVE the King Henry III reference. The inner history lover in me just put on some Marvin Gaye. 😉
And I LOVE your screenname!!! 🙂
Thank you, madam. *curtsies* I’m a fan of Twi and Romeo & Juliet, so it is a win-win.
Also, your pic is inspiring…among other things. 😉
Well, how kind you are TVD! Don’t be too much of a lurker, that name is too wonderful, it should appear more often! 🙂
I kinda like him with his jesus beard hiding his beard, it was the hot male equivalent of a chick with a big rack covering up the goods in a sweater. It only makes you wonder about what’s underneath even more. He’s a total tease.
Yesterday morning I woke up and checked twitter as usual, as was greeted with choirs of angels singing about how he shaved. I liked the beard, but now the jaw is freed from his hairy prison. I missed the jaw. He probably feels like he can’t be himself around IT so he shaved. I’d also like to share this untrue tweet I saw: “Worst part of Robert Pattinson’s beard? Still smells like the last chick he went down on”. Here’s another gem: “Found in RPattz’s beard: Tomstu’s chapstick, a grape Dum-Dum, a baby bird and 2 hot pockets.” FTMFW. I love you all.
Could’ve done without the first one! thanks
I thought it was funny.
It’s mainly cause I don’t want to have that vision stuck in my head!! (and da Nile flows right thru my house)
Listen, she’s gay. I have talked to a bunch of people and decided she has to be.
lol, I read that tweet earlier and laughed but grimaced cause it gave a TMI image. and now your post just added another layer of imagery, where rob and his beard are doing dirty things to a girl in a river in egypt with baby moses in his weavebasket floating by.
Gah! TMI TMI TMI TMI! Lola, I’m going to be soooo embarrassed when God denies me access to heaven because I imagined about what you just said. What if Rob, God, and Moses hear this?
That IS quite the imagery, Lola! And I still prefer that over the first one. Even if it means sniggering uncontrollably when I teach my preschoolers the story of baby Moses! (Which I will do from now on, of course!)
YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME. it’s too late at night to be laughing so hard I can’t breathe.
Dear Rob,
I hope you brought back some warm clothes with you! The 90 plus days are gone and it’s cold (for LA!). I really hope you have your beanie now that your extra layer of hair is gone!
Love,
Your Mate
Maybe it’s not the date that’s making him unhappy, but the photographers, & all the hoo haa that always comes after that 😛 Just a thought.
Aaaawww! PostFail. That was for you down there RG… Waves hi!
I just wonder who shaved his beard. I dont think Rob is capable of shaving himself.LOL
Can we get some insider information from whoever it is.?
Like:
How long did it take?
How much?
What did he do to the tons of hair?
I want to know.
LOVE U ROB.
Lets not start Robsten vs Nonsten. Have fun.
Dear LTR Ladies: Here’s Rob, in all his shaven – but a little scruffy *sigh* – glory….with Kristen last night on a date….
http://www.popsugar.co.uk/New-Pictures-Robert-Pattinson-Kristen-Stewart-Together-Date-LA-Before-Breaking-Dawn-Starts-11345755#read-more
or
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/10/new-pics-of-robert-pattinson-kristen.html
wow, for having a “date” Rob doesn’t look very happy, still love to see his beautiful face!
Love the beanie!
Thanks MC for the proof that the beard is gone and the beanie is back!!!
Rob,
Two things. Make that 3, first I love you. But, please wear socks. It was raining last night for crying in a bucket! And when you pick up your beanie from wherever, get a lint roller. Rub it on your head whilst wearing beanie and presto! It’s kinda like the magic of the microwave!!!
Love,
Your Mate
Your more than welcome…& btw, I love your comments robsfuturemate, you brought a much needed smile to my face this morning!
Aww, thanks! Glad I could help you out!!
I miss the days when we just didn’t know – ignorance really is bliss!!
Loving the fact that the jaw is back!!!
Wonder what condition the hair is in under that beanie?!!!
Ignorance really was bliss! I don’t know if I can handle it all up in my face. Unless it’s just Rob, then of course that’s fine!
Is it just me but how does he look skinny or fat in the same pictures on the same night? I heard he had gained weight and in a couple of the pics he looks huge! and then in the next snap he looks just as slim as always. Maybe a little beer belly action going on.
My tweed serious thoughts of the day…
Here’s a video: (hopes this works)
didn’t work…Postfail on me!
WTF – A thumbs-down for sharing pics of Rob on LTR?? are you in the right place, whoever you are?
Dear Rob,
I know this is absolutely none of my business, but I’ve been biting my tongue and I have to ask…why is it that you are always walking in front of Kristen in these pics? Is it because you are making a path in front of the paps? Protecting her? Does she insist on it? What does Dick advise?
I’m sure the lovely ladies here have asked you this before, and maybe you’ve responded–but I’m still curious.
By the way, I WILL NEVER, EVER LEAVE YOU. (just felt like it needed to be said).
Laters, baby.
Hi Lattersbaby, you see this with a lot of them- Orlando Bloom used to do this with Kate Bosworth all the time. Its harder for the papps to get a good shot of them together when they are not walking together. And its a bit of the guy ‘clearing the way, too.
‘Outta of our way, here comes the Rob’…well, he learned from the best, aka Dean!
It’s true, lots of them walk like this, but the ones who are okay about being papped together don’t bother. But apart from that, he could hold her hand and still walk in front of her…Not being papped together I get (see Rob, I’m not that terrible, um, I think…), but, well…I think I refrain from commenting on this, as I’m getting all paranoid about Rob reading/following orders from LTR…(shaving, beanie…dundundun…what’s next?)
P.S. Call me Rob! 😉
Well Latters, you just know he reads that and needed to hear that you’re not going to walk out on him any day soon, oops, sorry NEVER! And thanks for bringing up the Very Important Question:
‘What would Dick say?’
Domward refs are always good btw!!!
Correct–“NEVER” too much fan fic these days. I feel like ending every post with this line. BTW–Although I know logically why he/they walk this way…it breaks my heart a little.
“NEVER too much fanfic”- this leads to madness, madness, I tell you!
🙂
Mwuahahahaha…*feels perfectly sane* Mwuahahahahaha…
Um, maybe I should cut it down a bit… 😉
Maybe just a teeny tiny little bit.
I’m reading Screamers right now…the hot pocket scene is killing me. NEVER, EVER LEAVE YOU ROB! um…unless you tell me I’m fat. Other than that…NEVER!
Walk this way Latters? 😉 I think British Spelling Officer Rob will come after you too now…In the meantime:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIbHPs_M55Q&ob=av2n
I am just teasing ofcourse, haha!
If you’re asking “what does Dick advise?”, you’re already on the right path!!
Okay, I have to try again with this avi thing! *Keeps fingers crossed*
oh, I’m full of British spelling…Dutch spelling…I’m Latters here, but I know it is Laters for real. I’m a mess. In real life, I’m more careful, but I often embarrass myself here. Sadly, I can’t get your vid link to come up. “Not available in my country.” Vid Fail. Spelling Fail. I’m an overall Fail these days. But…I will NEVER leave Ron.
I even failed by not making this a response to Cath. Ok. Back to lurking, no more commenting.
No LB, don’t go back to lurkdom! You’re fun and your spelling/typo whatever are fine. We all make them now and again!
Bless your heart!
LB- have you seen some of the bloopers that I’ve made? Don’t worry at all about typos and such. Are you Dutch?
Latters!!! Don’t go back to lurking! Don’t want to see you later, want to see you now! Hahaha! You said you wouldn’t leave Ro(b) EVER, so don’t leave us here, it’s Rob fave internet hangout too! 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIbHPs_M55Q
You can see this one, right? Hope you can.