What’s going on here? Rob in LA edition
Dear Rob,
With you back in LA and traipsing around West Hollywood like nobodies looking has given us plenty of new material and it’s been our daily ritual to trade pictures of your latest shenanigans back n forth as we break it down. Just like the good ‘ol days. And today’s no different. Only this time we’re wondering what in the crap you’ve been up to and we think LTR readers have some ideas too… so let’s get started shall we?
So clearly Tom took the paparazzo up on Rob’s offer to let him take as many pictures in 30 seconds if he gave him the flannel. Poor Rob… too bad he doesn’t know TomStu paid the pap off since that flannel completes his killer Halloween costume idea of being the Brawny Man.
Moon: who’s the dude in the toyota driving them??
UC: THAT’S WHAT I SAID younger ben affleck? new friend? Tom’s boyfriend? Kristen’s brother? Kristen’s boyfriend? will we ever know?
Moon: a guy who drove a car up to the back door waiting for one of the bar tenders to get off work, then they jumped in and who was like wtf?! but he drove off
UC: haha yes exactly OR .. it’s a robstners boyfriend coerced with the promise of really good sex to act as a driver and get the goods aka film the back seat make-out session
Moon: and then dump them on the side of the road in a rush to get the video to the girlfriend and onto the internet
UC: his girlfriend is waiting by with a few 80s power ballads to use in the video and bella & edward montages to work in
Moon: and dont forget the roaring fireplace effect
UC: how could i forget!?
Moon: i know… and in reality it really just makes it look like rob/kristen/bella/edward are in a bad house fire
Moon: like this…
Next up…
Remember when you were younger and the cool thing to do was use bleach and rubber bands to make tshirts you thought were cool and in reality you just looked like a hippie or as if you had a big laundry accident. Rob is probably used to having Clare do his laundry so when he tried to do his own laundry for the first time he not only bleach the arm of the sweatshirt he shrunk it in the dryer. Thus the reason he quit doing laundry all together and why everyone thinks he doesn’t shower. Mystery solved!
A big thank you, Rob for actually showing your face occasionally this week and giving UC and I something to blabber about in the mornings like we used to. It’s been fun and educational but we’re still wondering what is going on.
Off to tie dye some shirts!
Themoonisdown
Thanks to our lovely pal Gozde and her girls at Robsessed for always having the goods!
So what do YOU think is going on in these pictures? Give us your takes in the comments!!!
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I love that last picture – his trousers are hanging off his ass and the jumper is clearly too short but worry not fortunately Rob has yanked up his pants (english for underwear) to cover that inconvenient exposed area around the midrift !!! it should be completely off putting but somehow it isn’t – Why the hale is that exactly ???? oh yeah I can only see pouty lips ……..mmmmm
EA- it looks like a black long sleeve t-shirt under the gray sweatshirt and its, uncharacteristically for Rob, tucked into his pants.
Oops, I just said tuck.
You say “tuck” and I see “hips”!Oh man…
Oh yes or perhaps it’s a vest !! you know Claire has sent him back to LA with a supply of vest and texts him every morning to remind him to put it on, it’s that time of year the weather is turning I myself am thinking about packing my own kids off to school in vests now …..will I still have to do that when they are 23 then ???
My british chick lit just had the word “vest” in it. I looked it up, since in the US it’s a sleaveless thing you wear over shirts. A vest is an undershirt, correct?
Correct! Most vests of this kind are also sleeveless, & are there to keep you warm…allegedly. M&S undoubtedly sell them in many varieties, including thermal.
And we do call underwear pants, underpants, knickers etc. It’s whay Brits laugh at Americans talking about their pants all the time.
This may or may not work, & if Clare hasn’t already bought him these, then they’re on his Xmas list:
http://www.marksandspencer.com/Pack-Fresh-Cotton-Stretch-Sleeveless/dp/B002I6HO5I?_encoding=UTF8&categoryNodeID=&node=42966030&mnSBrand=core&ref=sr_1_62&qid=1286555957&sr=1-62&rh=n%3A42966030%2Ck%3Avest&page=6
Thanks EMJ! This is what I love about our cultures, similar but oh so different! Btw, we call those tank tops even if you wear it under something!
plus he looks soo skinny again, the world is NOT fair, losing 1/2 kg just like that by doing NOTHING (read ..eating big burgers)!sigh*
I thought that too. So much for the complaints of the beer belly from last week- its gone (if it was ever really there). Okay- that’s why he’s wearing the too small sweatshirt- to show us those rumors were untrue-
I’m not convinced-he’ll have to go shirtless so I can see for myself.
You’re right, we need empirical evidence.
I second that!
Where do I sign up to be on that research team?
RG- what did he do to his right forefinger?- it looks like a cut.
A bad paper cut from opening a Hot Pocket package or a beer can tab or bottle cap?
Dunno, sure he put his fingers inbetween “something” where they didn’t belong…..but me is willig to LICK LICK LICK, I’m a bad girl!
I was thinking he had a hangnail and just bites them off. Sounds like a Rob thing to do!
He does look a little thinner, which surprises me b/c I thought he was supposed to be beefing-up a bit for BD!?
Those trousers at that angle make it look like his ass fell off. A bit skinny, but the rest is yummy eye candy.
Dear Rob,
I think I love the too small shirt/sweatshirt or tiny jacket with the signature prominent stain with too big pants look. You’re telling us- yes, it’s still you.
I feel a sense of completeness with the world, seeing you in your traditional attire.
Thank you,
Me
“It’s still you”, great statement, so let the prayer begin:
I believe in Rob, his hotness, his prettyness, his intelligence, his talent and his little sweaters! Ammmmennnn!
I love his collection of tiny jackets too.
…a classic: Rob’s first day of school in Japan !
http://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/gallery_enlarged-robert-pattinso-2.jpg
hahahahaha, Rob’s first day of school in Japan!
I just wanted to say all you girls are nailing it with all these comments! I’m laughing so hard right now!
Oh and Rob in that little jacket looks like a little boy who needs a hug. C’mere Rohbear, lemme give you a hug…
He knows “Baby Tees” aren’t for him right?
and his shoes with only a tiny string in the front eyelets.
I think the pics in the car are HILARIOUS and yes, the driver must be Kristen’s boyfriend as Rob belongs to bearded Tom!
Love the undersized baby-sweater, it showcases a lot of Rob’s other PRETTY bodyparts! I am NOT complaining, he looks great!
Hi RG- I said this very late yesterday, but I’m going to repeat myself.
I’m very much looking forward to the epic movie ‘Rob versus the Overhead Light’ coming soon to a theater near you.
You know you’d watch it.
EPIC film I suppose, Rob v/s car-lights…..his face expressions killed me! Not to talk about his longgggggg fingers….
See, I knew that there was an audience for that film idea!!!!!
Sure, remember? I was the one who wanted a steady camera on his head…. 🙂
TomStu read our ‘lumberjack Rob’ comments and thought that look was just brilliant. You have to admit it- he’s very close to it there. Brawny Man!
http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2004/03/has_anyone_noti.html
Any one else remember the porntastic ‘stache on the Brawny Man????
Porntastic ‘stache, indeed. Also, the added bonus of being able to ‘clean up any mess’. 😉
However, I doubt that he enjoys the company of the female variety.
I love the look of intense, open-mouthed concentration on Rob’s face as he wrestles with the overhead light.
Rob has really outhobo’ed himself with that sweatshirt. Not only is it way too short, but it’s the color of something you’d find in a used diaper and complete with bleach stain. Perhaps there’s a hole or two under the armpit? Goodwill wouldn’t even put that on their racks. Would I still do Rob in it? Duh.
This bad 80ties vintage stuff works only for him, it’s aa unresolved profound-Rob-MYSTERY…and I have always to quote the lovely Southernbelle…”on the floor looks all BEST!”
Ha! Yes thanks for quoting me!
With Rob, clothes all on my floor would be best!
I know right? That pic of Rob trying to figure out that light totally made my day. He looks so focused grabbing the headrest and his mouth hanging open. I’m sure there’s a pic somewhere where his tongue slips out, just saying 😉
btw, what’s that bracelet around his wrist? Support for Breast Cancer Awareness?
And D2D, that description of his sweatshirt colour: spot on!
That’s the new bracelet for Shipper Mental Health Awareness. Please donate.
Actually it’s probably a bracelet from the venue.
bwahahahaha
WIN
It’s probably a wristband you get to let bartenders know you’ve been ID’ed and are 21 so they can server you alcohol. Notice KStew does not have one but the Designated Driver does. :/
I think it’s a bracelet when you go into a place so you keep going inside and out without problems. Ok that sounded dirty LOL.
@dazzled LOL I love the sweater description!
You know, I went to Goodwill the other day and actually found nothing. LOL.
http://twitpic.com/2v8ezy 🙂
A slow clap for that picture!!!!
“Remember when you were younger and the cool thing to do was use bleach and rubber bands to make tshirts….” Ahhh, thanks Moon, now I really know I’m getting old b/c I actually remember doing this! 🙁
The hands!! That’s all.
I gotta say I love KStew’s face in hands moment in the car…..I would love to know what she was thinking whilst Rob was trying to turn off the lights, TomStu who has suddenly taken over beard and lumberjack shirt wearing duties and I think her brother in front, he has the same ears as her. You gotta giggle at all of this and you gotta love those British boys 😉
X
All that fame & fortune & special exit privileges, but he still has to wear the club’s paper wristband? Does this mean he gets carded before he can buy cocktails for the little lady?
Again, I have so many civilian questions.
It is nice to see them out amongst the riff raff, instead of all plush & prim tucked away in Soho House.
I think that wristband was given away for “general hotness”, look, he’s the only one who has it…. 🙂
Is Kristen old enough to drink in CA? isn’t the age something crazy, like 21?
Correct, the legal drinking age in USA is 21. Le lame.
And people wonder why she goes to Europe….
Correctamundo. CA legal drinking age is 21, but actual drinking age is usually around Jr. high.
Here it’s legal with 18years and when we had school exchange with americans they drank a lot…
So, Rob is a boxer kind of guy. Glad we got that settled 😉
Ugh and that manip burned my eyes, no pun intended.
LOL Fruit of the Loom baby!
It’s only 6:30 am and I feel like I’m late to the party! You girls are on today!! Everything I wanted to say has been said and more. So, I guess I’ll just have to think about this pics all day and see if I can come up with something later! (yeah, I was gonna think about me regardless 🙂 )
Thanks UC and Moon for another classic!
oops! think about “them” not me!
I know right? Me too. I had to come here earlier today! But most of the time I’m always late to the party! Bummer.
“Jenny and Johnny” what did I miss? And what poor souls looking at their friend’s wedding website would find their way here to your cray cray.
Good morning!
I laughed so hard when I saw the pics of Rob turning of the light in the car LOL. I love the expressions! Hilarious! And his fingers are so long and pretty….yummy. Dirty thought are flitting through my mind now. Oh dear.
The 2nd pic was funny, I thought of the same thing, his sweater shrunk! Was he wearing a shirt under it? A black shirt I think.
Sigh, he’s hot and steamy as always…..
Yep, I think it is a black t-shirt.
P.S.–To answer your question from a few days ago–The Fan Fics with the “never leaving” theme include MotU (my favorite), a variety of cannon fics based on New Moon (of course he has to promise he will never leave–I know, I’m probably the only one here who likes New Moon), and my current read, “Screamers.” It all just reminds me that I will never leave Rob. Oh, and I’m totally normal.
I love MOTU! Fifty owns me!!!!! I’m a fanfic addict too LOL.
Me too..50 owns me, Icy owns me…heck, even Taylor owns me!
I was a Fan Fic virgin until a couple of weeks ago when The Old One hooked me up with some choice selections. I am now officially addicted and I have the dark circles from sleepless nights spent reading to prove it.
Fifty is definitely my ultimate but potty mouth Edward from Emancipation Proclamation is a distant second.
Any suggestions on other fan fics? I’m currently reading Darkside of the Moon.
Oooh, me too! It’s a pretty good story of NM from Edward’s pov. I love how you can learn so many things from all the thoughts he hears.
Do you like Daniel Gale? If so, this is a good one:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5651534/1/Daniel_Gale_Cumming_to_America
I liked Dark Side of the Moon…I will check out Cumming to America.
Thanks for the tip!
Thanks RFM! I love me some Daniel Gale so I’ve added it to my list.
@LatersBaby- I love your name!
No problem ladies! I love how everything comes full circle here, even the fanfic!! I love how we share so much, even the Pretty!
“I know, I’m probably the only one here who likes New Moon”
Well, I think that is debatable. 😀
Thank you for reminding me that I am not alone. Love your avi.
Ok, I “analyzed” the sweater-pic a bit and….that black thing around his wrist is that damn shoelace he should wear elsewhere , so logically we are getting to see the black boxerbriefs he bought with Tom at M&S.
I think I should call my therapist now….(or not)
🙂
LOL RG really I just want to see those pants way lower. I could care less about the bracelet haha!
Bracelet, shoelace, or simply an instrument to tie one’s hands. Oops, thinking about 50 again.
Yup Fifty Shades in the brain!!!!
I was thinking about sending Rob a bracelet for Xmas this year (not really, but it’s the thought that counts). It’s a weird manly type of bracelet and I’m not sure what it’s called but I like wearing it cause it’s really cool. 😛 http://twitpic.com/2vrvh8 It’s a bit tricky to tie on though, so noticing how Rob cannot turn off/on the headlight, it’s probably not a good idea for a gift. Lol Kidding, Rob!
I saw the video for them leaving the troubador -did you guys see it? It’s effing hilarious, they move so frantically and awkwardly into the car, like bumbling key stone cops. Robert trying to figure out the light or whatever is hot too, he’s one of those open mouthers when it comes to solution seeking. Tom’s beard is kinda crazy though, a little too pube – like for that much outgrowth.
ooh, ooh, ooh, there’s video! Where, oh where? I must see more awkwardness!
All I’m saying is… How they hell did he slip that putrid sweater over his sexy head it’s so tight…???
I think I had one in middle school – that was hand-me-down. Holy moley.
Good thing his undies are showing because this is almost forcing me to make a “Please, buy a shirt, Rob” campaign. Almost. I will learn to knit and knit him one if thats what it takes!!!!
waitaminute! *Eureka* FB page: Knitters for Rob! BRILLIANT! 😀
That fireplace manip is…wow…hysterically bad. Nothing like having some sexytimes whilst burning alive.
He can wear what he likes cause occasionally he looks like this –
http://m581.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/RobsessedBLOG/GQ/HQ%20outtakes/PattinsonlifeGQ2-1.jpg.html?src=www&action=view¤t=PattinsonlifeGQ2-1.jpg as seen on robsessed wow just wow
Who knew Rob doing nothing could be so d%*! entertaining! Mystery solved–bwahahahahaha!
Thanks LTR for getting to the bottom of this!
At first glance I thought you said “who knew Rob’s d**k could be so entertaining!”.
My bad.
So it looks like the jury is still out on weather it’s an undershirt or underwear. I mean a vest or pants! 😉
I was originally thinking long sleeved undershirt. But, since that sweatshirt (jumper?!) is so small wouldn’t we see some of it by the neck area?
Now, I’m going with the boxer briefs!!
On another note entirely–are there any other LTT/LTR fans here in MA. We should definitely plan something for the Breaking Dawn release!
Just now got a chance to see todays post! Man I was missing you guys. I have been faithfully reading, but have not had a chance to comment lately. Your breakin-it-down is bringing me back!
I am lovin Rob acting like a little kid in the car. I am constantly yelling at my kids to stop messing with things in the car. I guess I should save my breath cause it looks like they never grow out of it.
Morning ladies
Dropped by to wish you all a good WE and tell you that you have to concider me dead! Rob just murdered me with these
GQ outtakes (and call me greek but I never understood why they are called OUTTAKES…they take them OUT???? wtf??? are they nuts)……anyway…..
MEL IS DEAD….totally…..absolutely….the man is killing me!!
Love you all
Say a lil prayer to revive me 😀
Revive, Mel, revive! Reason to revive: to see what Rob will do, wear, look like next!
Yep, that’s reason enough!Thanks honey!
love ya!
Love your new avi 🙂
Only Rob can pull off (twss) out takes like that! He’s an amazing mystery!
Dear Rob
I love the whole letter/conversation between UC and Moon. Interesting, smart and funny. Looking at these photos I only must say that I am so happy that Tom is with you. I think he is your best friend and it is very important to have someone like him always close to you. As I know you both have great sense of humour, I hope too that you and Tom are giving good laughters of these photos.
By the way Rob, I love your black underwear. I love the combination between the black jeans, the black underwear and the grey sweater. If you want to make a contrast, you may use one of your grey underpants for instance. I think it will be terrific in you. Everything looks great in you.
About the length of your sweater, it just helps to bring out your hips and I love looking at your hips, with all due respect, of course.
Have fun Rob! You and TomStu. Kisses to you both.
Dear Ron lovers,
you are awesome.
However, I’d like to start a fansite, a Church or a forum dedicated to the guy in the driver’s seat and his gum. Or maybe dedicated to his tongue? Yeah, haven’t decided yet.
Do you know who he is?
C’mon, everyone can be a celeb today, non? Look at the Kardashians. Why couldn’t he be famous as the guy who can drive? Or chew?
I have decided I want to marry him and have him have my babies.
I’d appreciate feedback
Love,
SM