What’s going on here? Rob in LA edition

Dear Rob,

With you back in LA and traipsing around West Hollywood like nobodies looking has given us plenty of new material and it’s been our daily ritual to trade pictures of your latest shenanigans back n forth as we break it down. Just like the good ‘ol days. And today’s no different. Only this time we’re wondering what in the crap you’ve been up to and we think LTR readers have some ideas too… so let’s get started shall we?


So clearly Tom took the paparazzo up on Rob’s offer to let him take as many pictures in 30 seconds if he gave him the flannel. Poor Rob… too bad he doesn’t know TomStu paid the pap off since that flannel completes his killer Halloween costume idea of being the Brawny Man.

Moon: who’s the dude in the toyota driving them??
: THAT’S WHAT I SAID younger ben affleck? new friend? Tom’s boyfriend? Kristen’s brother? Kristen’s boyfriend? will we ever know?
Moon: a guy who drove a car up to the back door waiting for one of the bar tenders to get off work, then they jumped in and who was like wtf?! but he drove off
UC: haha yes exactly OR .. it’s a robstners boyfriend coerced with the promise of really good sex to act as a driver and get the goods aka film the back seat make-out session
Moon: and then dump them on the side of the road in a rush to get the video to the girlfriend and onto the internet
UC: his girlfriend is waiting by with a few 80s power ballads to use in the video and bella & edward montages to work in
Moon: and dont forget the roaring fireplace effect
UC: how could i forget!?
Moon: i know… and in reality it really just makes it look like rob/kristen/bella/edward are in a bad house fire
Moon: like this…

Next up…
Remember when you were younger and the cool thing to do was use bleach and rubber bands to make tshirts you thought were cool and in reality you just looked like a hippie or as if you had a big laundry accident. Rob is probably used to having Clare do his laundry so when he tried to do his own laundry for the first time he not only bleach the arm of the sweatshirt he shrunk it in the dryer. Thus the reason he quit doing laundry all together and why everyone thinks he doesn’t shower. Mystery solved!

A big thank you, Rob for actually showing your face occasionally this week and giving UC and I something to blabber about in the mornings like we used to. It’s been fun and educational but we’re still wondering what is going on.

Off to tie dye some shirts!

Thanks to our lovely pal Gozde and her girls at Robsessed for always having the goods!

So what do YOU think is going on in these pictures? Give us your takes in the comments!!!

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93 Responses to “What’s going on here? Rob in LA edition”

  1. Edible Art ? says:

    I love that last picture – his trousers are hanging off his ass and the jumper is clearly too short but worry not fortunately Rob has yanked up his pants (english for underwear) to cover that inconvenient exposed area around the midrift !!! it should be completely off putting but somehow it isn’t – Why the hale is that exactly ???? oh yeah I can only see pouty lips ……..mmmmm

  2. drsaka says:

    Dear Rob,

    I think I love the too small shirt/sweatshirt or tiny jacket with the signature prominent stain with too big pants look. You’re telling us- yes, it’s still you.

    I feel a sense of completeness with the world, seeing you in your traditional attire.

    Thank you,

  3. robgirl86 says:

    I think the pics in the car are HILARIOUS and yes, the driver must be Kristen’s boyfriend as Rob belongs to bearded Tom!
    Love the undersized baby-sweater, it showcases a lot of Rob’s other PRETTY bodyparts! I am NOT complaining, he looks great!

    • drsaka says:

      Hi RG- I said this very late yesterday, but I’m going to repeat myself.

      I’m very much looking forward to the epic movie ‘Rob versus the Overhead Light’ coming soon to a theater near you.

      You know you’d watch it.

  4. drsaka says:

    TomStu read our ‘lumberjack Rob’ comments and thought that look was just brilliant. You have to admit it- he’s very close to it there. Brawny Man!
    Any one else remember the porntastic ‘stache on the Brawny Man????

    • theseviolentdelights says:

      Porntastic ‘stache, indeed. Also, the added bonus of being able to ‘clean up any mess’. πŸ˜‰
      However, I doubt that he enjoys the company of the female variety.

  5. dazzledtodeath says:

    I love the look of intense, open-mouthed concentration on Rob’s face as he wrestles with the overhead light.

    Rob has really outhobo’ed himself with that sweatshirt. Not only is it way too short, but it’s the color of something you’d find in a used diaper and complete with bleach stain. Perhaps there’s a hole or two under the armpit? Goodwill wouldn’t even put that on their racks. Would I still do Rob in it? Duh.

    • robgirl86 says:

      This bad 80ties vintage stuff works only for him, it’s aa unresolved profound-Rob-MYSTERY…and I have always to quote the lovely Southernbelle…”on the floor looks all BEST!”

    • I know right? That pic of Rob trying to figure out that light totally made my day. He looks so focused grabbing the headrest and his mouth hanging open. I’m sure there’s a pic somewhere where his tongue slips out, just saying πŸ˜‰

      btw, what’s that bracelet around his wrist? Support for Breast Cancer Awareness?

      And D2D, that description of his sweatshirt colour: spot on!

      • dazzledtodeath says:

        That’s the new bracelet for Shipper Mental Health Awareness. Please donate.

        Actually it’s probably a bracelet from the venue.

      • Keisha says:

        It’s probably a wristband you get to let bartenders know you’ve been ID’ed and are 21 so they can server you alcohol. Notice KStew does not have one but the Designated Driver does. :/

      • southernbelle says:

        I think it’s a bracelet when you go into a place so you keep going inside and out without problems. Ok that sounded dirty LOL.

    • southernbelle says:

      @dazzled LOL I love the sweater description!

      You know, I went to Goodwill the other day and actually found nothing. LOL.

  6. MidnightCougar says:

    “Remember when you were younger and the cool thing to do was use bleach and rubber bands to make tshirts….” Ahhh, thanks Moon, now I really know I’m getting old b/c I actually remember doing this! πŸ™

  7. Nelle says:

    The hands!! That’s all.

  8. Cazza says:

    I gotta say I love KStew’s face in hands moment in the car…..I would love to know what she was thinking whilst Rob was trying to turn off the lights, TomStu who has suddenly taken over beard and lumberjack shirt wearing duties and I think her brother in front, he has the same ears as her. You gotta giggle at all of this and you gotta love those British boys πŸ˜‰


  9. Tankergirl says:

    All that fame & fortune & special exit privileges, but he still has to wear the club’s paper wristband? Does this mean he gets carded before he can buy cocktails for the little lady?
    Again, I have so many civilian questions.
    It is nice to see them out amongst the riff raff, instead of all plush & prim tucked away in Soho House.

  10. So, Rob is a boxer kind of guy. Glad we got that settled πŸ˜‰

    Ugh and that manip burned my eyes, no pun intended.

  11. robsfuturemate says:

    It’s only 6:30 am and I feel like I’m late to the party! You girls are on today!! Everything I wanted to say has been said and more. So, I guess I’ll just have to think about this pics all day and see if I can come up with something later! (yeah, I was gonna think about me regardless πŸ™‚ )

    Thanks UC and Moon for another classic!

  12. Janetrigs says:

    “Jenny and Johnny” what did I miss? And what poor souls looking at their friend’s wedding website would find their way here to your cray cray.

  13. southernbelle says:

    Good morning!

    I laughed so hard when I saw the pics of Rob turning of the light in the car LOL. I love the expressions! Hilarious! And his fingers are so long and pretty….yummy. Dirty thought are flitting through my mind now. Oh dear.

    The 2nd pic was funny, I thought of the same thing, his sweater shrunk! Was he wearing a shirt under it? A black shirt I think.

    Sigh, he’s hot and steamy as always…..

    • LatersBaby says:

      Yep, I think it is a black t-shirt.

      P.S.–To answer your question from a few days ago–The Fan Fics with the “never leaving” theme include MotU (my favorite), a variety of cannon fics based on New Moon (of course he has to promise he will never leave–I know, I’m probably the only one here who likes New Moon), and my current read, “Screamers.” It all just reminds me that I will never leave Rob. Oh, and I’m totally normal.

      • southernbelle says:

        I love MOTU! Fifty owns me!!!!! I’m a fanfic addict too LOL.

        • LatersBaby says:

          Me too..50 owns me, Icy owns me…heck, even Taylor owns me!

        • JenlovesRob says:

          I was a Fan Fic virgin until a couple of weeks ago when The Old One hooked me up with some choice selections. I am now officially addicted and I have the dark circles from sleepless nights spent reading to prove it.

          Fifty is definitely my ultimate but potty mouth Edward from Emancipation Proclamation is a distant second.

          Any suggestions on other fan fics? I’m currently reading Darkside of the Moon.

      • theseviolentdelights says:

        “I know, I’m probably the only one here who likes New Moon”

        Well, I think that is debatable. πŸ˜€

    • robgirl86 says:

      Ok, I “analyzed” the sweater-pic a bit and….that black thing around his wrist is that damn shoelace he should wear elsewhere , so logically we are getting to see the black boxerbriefs he bought with Tom at M&S.
      I think I should call my therapist now….(or not)

      • southernbelle says:

        LOL RG really I just want to see those pants way lower. I could care less about the bracelet haha!

      • roslynselene says:

        I was thinking about sending Rob a bracelet for Xmas this year (not really, but it’s the thought that counts). It’s a weird manly type of bracelet and I’m not sure what it’s called but I like wearing it cause it’s really cool. πŸ˜› http://twitpic.com/2vrvh8 It’s a bit tricky to tie on though, so noticing how Rob cannot turn off/on the headlight, it’s probably not a good idea for a gift. Lol Kidding, Rob!

  14. lola says:

    I saw the video for them leaving the troubador -did you guys see it? It’s effing hilarious, they move so frantically and awkwardly into the car, like bumbling key stone cops. Robert trying to figure out the light or whatever is hot too, he’s one of those open mouthers when it comes to solution seeking. Tom’s beard is kinda crazy though, a little too pube – like for that much outgrowth.

  15. LadyN says:

    All I’m saying is… How they hell did he slip that putrid sweater over his sexy head it’s so tight…???

    I think I had one in middle school – that was hand-me-down. Holy moley.

    Good thing his undies are showing because this is almost forcing me to make a “Please, buy a shirt, Rob” campaign. Almost. I will learn to knit and knit him one if thats what it takes!!!!

    waitaminute! *Eureka* FB page: Knitters for Rob! BRILLIANT! πŸ˜€

  16. theseviolentdelights says:

    That fireplace manip is…wow…hysterically bad. Nothing like having some sexytimes whilst burning alive.

  17. Edible Art ? says:

    He can wear what he likes cause occasionally he looks like this –
    http://m581.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/RobsessedBLOG/GQ/HQ%20outtakes/PattinsonlifeGQ2-1.jpg.html?src=www&action=view&current=PattinsonlifeGQ2-1.jpg as seen on robsessed wow just wow

  18. yertlesmom says:

    Who knew Rob doing nothing could be so d%*! entertaining! Mystery solved–bwahahahahaha!
    Thanks LTR for getting to the bottom of this!

    • theseviolentdelights says:

      At first glance I thought you said “who knew Rob’s d**k could be so entertaining!”.
      My bad.

  19. robsfuturemate says:

    So it looks like the jury is still out on weather it’s an undershirt or underwear. I mean a vest or pants! πŸ˜‰

    I was originally thinking long sleeved undershirt. But, since that sweatshirt (jumper?!) is so small wouldn’t we see some of it by the neck area?

    Now, I’m going with the boxer briefs!!

  20. yertlesmom says:

    On another note entirely–are there any other LTT/LTR fans here in MA. We should definitely plan something for the Breaking Dawn release!

  21. 3hboyshouse says:

    Just now got a chance to see todays post! Man I was missing you guys. I have been faithfully reading, but have not had a chance to comment lately. Your breakin-it-down is bringing me back!

    I am lovin Rob acting like a little kid in the car. I am constantly yelling at my kids to stop messing with things in the car. I guess I should save my breath cause it looks like they never grow out of it.

  22. melronin says:

    Morning ladies
    Dropped by to wish you all a good WE and tell you that you have to concider me dead! Rob just murdered me with these
    GQ outtakes (and call me greek but I never understood why they are called OUTTAKES…they take them OUT???? wtf??? are they nuts)……anyway…..
    MEL IS DEAD….totally…..absolutely….the man is killing me!!

    Love you all
    Say a lil prayer to revive me πŸ˜€

  23. LTavares2010 says:

    Dear Rob

    I love the whole letter/conversation between UC and Moon. Interesting, smart and funny. Looking at these photos I only must say that I am so happy that Tom is with you. I think he is your best friend and it is very important to have someone like him always close to you. As I know you both have great sense of humour, I hope too that you and Tom are giving good laughters of these photos.
    By the way Rob, I love your black underwear. I love the combination between the black jeans, the black underwear and the grey sweater. If you want to make a contrast, you may use one of your grey underpants for instance. I think it will be terrific in you. Everything looks great in you.
    About the length of your sweater, it just helps to bring out your hips and I love looking at your hips, with all due respect, of course.
    Have fun Rob! You and TomStu. Kisses to you both.

  24. SM says:

    Dear Ron lovers,

    you are awesome.

    However, I’d like to start a fansite, a Church or a forum dedicated to the guy in the driver’s seat and his gum. Or maybe dedicated to his tongue? Yeah, haven’t decided yet.

    Do you know who he is?

    C’mon, everyone can be a celeb today, non? Look at the Kardashians. Why couldn’t he be famous as the guy who can drive? Or chew?

    I have decided I want to marry him and have him have my babies.

    I’d appreciate feedback



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