Rob, seriously?

Dear Rob,

Are you gonna make me beg again? We haven’t seen you anywhere, no sightings, no videos, no awkward drive thru scenarios, no underwear buying, no nothing! All we have are some rumors about you riding a bike around Baton Rouge and learning to sail a boat…..zzzzzzzz… OH Sorry dear, I fell asleep there for a second I was so bored.

I know I’ve begged for you to come around before and I’ve begged for you to go away but I don’t care! You need to show your face. UC and I need something to talk about besides what our college friends are up to on Facebook or how I need to visit her on the east coast (I KNOW!). So PLEASE Rob, come out, come out wherever you are!!!

Since we’re at a complete lose for anything to yak about how about we just remember all my favorite things about you?

You, as Daniel Gale in the Bad Mother’s Handbook. Of course the rainbow sweater is classic but this scene is about as amazing as your O face here.


That nasty shower in Remember Me. Can I join you?

Whenever I’m missing “Old Rob” or want to laugh I head straight for the “Best of Robert Pattinson” videos on Youtube. That and a stiff drink and then everythings good.

you and Tom hanging out with that hot piece, Andrew Garfield last year. Sure, you’re all pretty haggard looking here but it’s the potential of what could be. You should all hang out more often. Like EVERY DAY. Please.


This thing that someone made of all your faces from the Taft video thingy.

My favorite favorite favoritest part of Remember Me

aaaannnnddd from the ALWAYS awesome PetitBiel one of her rad videos…

This makes me smile.

So that’s where we’re at Rob. I’m posting old stuff that I like about you. Please go to KFC or a Crawfish Boil or get drunk in NOLA and declare an early Mardi Gras as you flash your man nips while Kellan throws some beads at you, ya know, whatever just do something!

Your faithful blogger,

What is your favorite Rob? Have a picture or video we should see? Post them in the comments and let’s commiserate together until Rob comes back.

Sources: Robsessed, Youtube, PattinsonLife, We Heart It, the annals of my hard drive, my fantasies.

129 Responses to “Rob, seriously?”

  1. melronin says:

    Dear Rob
    Please be a good boy and show yourself baby! Yes, we are begging…yes we promise to be very very…bad girls…we will do anything you want, JUST come out wherever you are!
    These last outtakes of yours did suck me totally in again honi just sayin!
    And besides all the moments that Biel captured in her vids
    my absolute fav is still this one…you just died me with that!

    Loving you always

  2. MidnightCougar says:

    I totally agree with Moon, I need me some new Rob. Hopefully with the start of the BD filming this week, we will get some out-&-about pics of Rob soon. Until then:
    I was just looking at the pic of Rob, with the flowers behind him, this morning. It’s an outtake from a TV Week Shoot. Here is a link, if you ladies would like to see all the new outtakes. I’ll warn you ladies, they are fuck hawt pics! lol *sigh*

  3. JennB33 says:

    Can I just say that I am broken hearted that I was in NOLA back in April and now he’s there so WTF, we’re 6 months and a world apart from each other?

    When are you coming to Vermont, Rob?!?!?!?!? There are no papparazzi here, we all mostly have running water if you’re so inclined to take your monthly shower while you’re here, there’s lots of good beers to swill. You were so close when you were in Montreal, just a couple of hours away. When are you going to stop playing your silly game and get to me?!?!?!

  4. dazzledtodeath says:

    I have too many favorites to try and pick one, so here are some pictures I’d like to see:

    Any picture of Rob, doing anything at all, solo (this is the operative word here).

    Rob riding his bike, in shorts (as one report had him). We not only get to see the wonky legs in action, but BARE wonky legs. If it’s not asking too much, shirtless would also be nice.

    Moon, the Mardi Gras idea is brilliant. Why didn’t they switch the filming schedule around so they’d be in NOLA for it?? Imagine the pictures!!

    In any case, I’m so Rob-starved, just throw me a bone and show your face, pretty please Rob? It’s feast or famine with you and this famine’s been going on too long.

  5. <— This is my favourite Rob. 'Nuff said.

  6. natashadushi says:

    “early Mardi Gras as you flash your man nips while Kellan throws some beads at you” LMAO sounds like a fanfiction to me!

    I want to see drunkRob airguitaring preferable showing his man nips (naked cowboy in nyc?)…and Kellan too ofcourse…..

  7. Vera says:

    Does anybody know something about this?

    “Rio will be used as a location for “Breaking Down,” the latest film in the saga Twilight, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner will be landing in the country next Friday, November 7th. The information is in the newspaper “O Globo”. The trio comes to town to recognize the field “and return this month to shoot.”

    I still canΒ΄t believe Rob will be so close and yet so far from me. Oh my!

    Why Taylor is coming to Brasil? He has nothing to do here, and told loudly to everybody he didnΒ΄t like brasilian fans – “they are agressive girls”. Yes Taylor we are that wild people.

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  9. LadyN says:

    Sigh. I’ve been loosing touch. So sad.

    *reaches out and touches Rob’s milky, surprisingly bulky, arm β€” nibbles a tiny bit* ohhh Rob surrounded by flowers is sooo pretteh. πŸ™‚

  10. robgirl86 says:

    Best Rob is the one that makes my heart SPARKLE!
    So baby , come out (possibly alone!) and make me smile like a dump again!
    (author’s note: cheesy mood here after seeing pics where he looks like a flower in flowers πŸ™‚ )

    Love all of Biel’s videos and her love for him!

  11. L says:

    DISCLAIMER: I’m suffering from the flu and high on nyquil, dayquil, tylenol, and gatorade, so I don’t know how much sense this makes…

    *le sigh* do i even have a favorite rob? well, i must admit i do like rob when he appears to have showered. the photos from the taft thing are showing a nice clean side of rob πŸ™‚
    but i love those photos of rob when he’s not in photo-shoot mode, yet still gorgeous (see post a few days ago…)
    apparently, according to perez (yes, i’ve taken to reading perez in hopes of some rob news!) rob hosted a halloween bash for the cast of breaking dawn. anyone here anything else on the matter? was it even real news?! oy.

    p.s. are we ever going to discuss the mullephant in the room?

    • roslynselene says:

      HAhah! I told SB this story already but I’ll say it again.
      You know how I found out about this ‘Halloween Rob Party’? My D-A-D told me. Yup, I dropped off my little sister with the ‘rents and the first thing he asks me when I enter their house is:

      “Do you hate Kristen?”
      Me: WTF? Ooookay. “Hate? No. Dislike? Yes. Why are you asking me this?”
      Dad: Because this Rob guy is spending $60,000 on a huge Halloween party that he’s hosting and planning HIMSELF *and* he’s going to give Kristen a ring. A vintage *expensive* ring.
      Me: ::rolls eyes:: “Dad, are you sad because Rob didn’t invite you and that he didn’t give YOU the ring?”
      Dad: “Stop it. That’s disgusting…”
      Me: “Why are you reading this junk anyway?”
      Dad, “I went online looking for today’s soccer game score I missed today and this just popped out of nowhere.
      Me: “Suuuure, okay. And don’t worry, I don’t think that story is true. You can sleep peacefully tonight.”

      Yeah, that conversation came out of absolutely nowhere!
      I don’t think it’s true and I think I just mentioned the mullephant.

      • robgirl86 says:

        omg, so funny your Dad-knows-all-story!
        The only thing my mom ever told me was that “my” “Edward Patterson” was hit by a car.(It was on national TV)
        Plans were to NOT comment (sane part of my brain told me), BUT I heard my mouth saying (indeed TOO loud): “NO mom, that’s NOT true, he’s fine!”
        Oh my….the way she looked at me… πŸ™

        • roslynselene says:

          Bhahaha! That’s hilarious! I’d do the same thing. It’s hard to keep your mouth shut when Rob is brought up. My sister was talking about Rob to my cousins the other day. I had to keep my mouth shut b/c I didn’t want to out myself to our cousins. I tried my damnedest to look uninterested and I succeeded. But as soon as I had the chance to get her alone with me, I told her to stop. It was torture. Lol

    • MidnightCougar says:

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *tisk, tisk* this is Letters To ROB. πŸ™‚

    • pukesten says:

      like i’ve said before there is no mullephant and there is no room.

  12. Janetrigs says:

    I love it when you tage things Robert Pattissin….wait no I HATE it.


  13. lola says:

    I take him anyway, I don’t care as long as I have new images to sigh over. I like it when he seems cranky though, he gives amazing bitchface and his lips are petulant and pouty. lol

  14. robgirl86 says:

    Moon, so tricky that you flipped the RobTomAndrew-pic, looks even more awkward! That pic cracks me up all the time.

  15. LatersBaby says:

    Turn off the sound. Sit in silence, and watch.

    With the new outtakes, my avi is still having an identity crisis.

  16. lovenati says:

    hey, it’s me, the chick who covered Rob’s songs on youtube…love the new website!

  17. Biel says:

    Couldn’t be more agree. I also need new Robdoses to feed my mojo… and my vidding inspiration! *sigh*

    I still get tingling sensations every time I see GQ photos. They never get old!

    jeeeeezz, I really need to catch a glimpse of Bel Ami!

    PS: thank you very much for posting my oooold work! *mwah*

    • robgirl86 says:

      A.L.L. your Videos are GREAT! It’s like having a “classic-Rob-collection” πŸ™‚
      and..I just freaked out a bit cause I sent the first pic two minutes ago to a friend…..what a coincidence!<3

    • MidnightCougar says:

      Holy shit girl, your HUGE pics of Rob damn near made me fall out of my desk chair. Wow, very nice! Thanks for the thrill! *geez if I smoked I think I’d need a cigarette now* πŸ™‚

    • i <3 you biel and your video work!!!! always and forever. 100% rob content 1-7 hollller!


      and yes if for nothing else we need some new inspiration so YOU will make us all a new video!

    • LatersBaby says:

      We’re not worthy! Love your work.

    • melronin says:

      Honi, I just love you…simple as that. About your work, you know you leave me speachless!
      I love seeing you here! Please come drop by again…soon!

  18. Alex says:

    I am waiting to see Rob in his shor riding a bike or him on the boat pictures. I dont know why but I think those two scenarios are very sexy.

    To be honest I dont have paticular Rob moments that I find very appealing to me. Because EVERY Rob mements facinate me. Rob facinates me. I find him sexy in every scenarios.

    But I have to confess that I am addicted to his INTERVIES.

    and Dont beg him to come out because He might come with Kristen like “Sushi Date night” LOL

  19. pukesten says:

    Sources: Robsessed, Youtube, PattinsonLife, We Heart It, the annals of my hard drive, my fantasies

    bwhahahaha thank for making me laugh moon, i need it trying to do a presentation on a clinical trial for work tommorow ………………

    that black and white picture of him from comicon is unreal, but it will always come back to robward, boufant, pea coat, jaw. end of. (thanks to whoever posted that link up along earlier

    • pukesten says:

      oh my god i just realised thats the guy from the facebook film (don’t know they didn’t just call it that… but anyway,) I actually googled him after i saw the film and watched a you tube interview and I thought that guy’s english? really?!

      reminded me of the fateful day sep 09 when i googled edward cullen…..

  20. robsfuturemate says:

    Great job girls! What great pics and vids!! This is the best for middle of the week blues πŸ™‚

  21. The Old One says:

    It’s amusing sometimes to see what pops up in the little ads on the sides and bottom of the blog, supposed to be related to the content of the day. Today’s: Why Most Shampoos Are A Waste of Money — ha! what could be more Rob-appropriate?!

    • robsfuturemate says:

      I’m ignoring the ad on the side: Dress up Twilight Star. That’s what I got from the earlier convo, no mullephant, no room, right?!

  22. Pammy says:

    Oh how I miss him, but the old videos of his interviews and Biel’s hot videos sure do help!! That exact interview video was the first one I ever watched after I googled Rob last year! Oh good times!!
    On a side note to UC-not to deter from Rob, but did you catch Gossip Girl on Monday night? Hummina Hummina for some Mr. Chuck and Blair!

  23. LatersBaby says:

    Copacabana Palace–reported soon-to-be home for Rob–still has rooms available for 795.00 per night. Who’s in?

    And, yes, I’m still trying to get on “the list” in hopes of meeting Dean.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      I’m in too, if we’re pooling our money!! (cause I have to get a flight there!) I think I’m ready for a vacay. Are you still gonna provide the apple-sparkle-tinis? Cause that would clench it for me!

    • MidnightCougar says:

      I’m SO in, holy shit wouldn’t that be a blast! & my offer still stands to bring some good Canadian liquor.

      • LatersBaby says:

        It all sounds good…Rio, Canadian Whiskey, Apple-sparkle-tinis… But I’m having one of those days where I wonder if I’m putting more into this relationship than he is.

        Dear Rob,
        Relationships are hard, I know. But I need to know you want this too.

        That is all.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          It’s okay Laters baby! With the three of us I’m sure it will be loads of fun, even if the Rob doesn’t cooperate! But Rob, it’d be even more fun with you! <3

  24. Pammy says:

    I’m in LatersBaby! Wanna pool our money together for one night? Where is this Copacabana palace? Vegas? My luck I would end up hanging with Barry Manilow! LOL

  25. robsfuturemate says:

    Alrighty, here’s my contribution. It’s not a guitar but look at those long fingers!

    • MidnightCougar says:

      Great pic, love his LONG fingers! Now, if he’d just sit down at that piano & play us a little tune, my day would be perfect.

  26. theC says:

    That last video is the best 2:40 minutes of my day!!!!

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