Rob’s making a list and checking it twice!
Heeeeeeyyy Guys, it's Santa Rob!! Who's been naughty and who's been nice?
Dear Rob,
Since I’ve been in a tizzy trying to buy the rest of the Christmas prezzies on my list I got to wondering about what’s on yours list to get your family and friends. So we know you don’t go to any shops besides Norman’s Rare Guitars and unless his mom wants a vintage Fender you might want to expand your shopping horizons especially since Christmas (and Boxing Day) is right around the corner! So what IS on your list?
Dick – Regift him a brand spanking new pullover from a SWAG bag you received last year. “Borrow” (for forever) the same pullover from him in 5 years.
Clare – Advanced copy of Country Strong since she has a thing for Garrett Hedlund after seeing Tron.
The sisters – Advanced copy of Country Strong. See above
Your Grandparents – matching Jitterbug cell phones since you’re their official spokesperson and all.
Tom Sturridge – Tshirt with “Bros before hoes” on the front and “no really, I mean it!” on the back
Sam Bradley – copy of “Robert Pattinson’s guide to not creeping girls out when I sing by eye f*cking them till it’s awkward” and a new blazer from Dick’s closet and ONE hoop earring from Clare’s jewelry box.
Bobby Long – a bedazzeled bangs comb and a promise of never to mention his name ever ever again.
Perfect for framing and fireplace hanging
Taylor Lautner – Framed 16×20 of this picture –>
Kristen Stewart – new bearskin rug.
Looks like you’ll be busy this next week Rob, trying to locate rugs and blowing up pictures and writing a book about non-creepy looks. So you better get started I guess and we’ll sit here and watch these 4 seconds of awesome from a Water for Elephants teaser…
I won’t share how many times I’ve watched it.
Happy last minute Xmas shopping!
Themoonisdown
Who did Rob leave off his list? What should he get for Stephanie Ritz? What about Stephenie Meyer? Lots of Stephe/anie’s!
Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
Stephanie&Stephenie don’t need anything more than a simple Xmascard from Rob saying:
“You can thank me for the rest of your lives! Was a pleasure to make you rich and famous! Merry Christmas…yours…Rob”!
As for me…
Dear Rob
Thank you thank you thank you for those 4secs of awesome. Waiting for all the rest…of you!
Best xmasgift eva!
kisses
Mel
never been that exciting about Rob in the last 6 months..can’t wait for the trailer
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee missed youuuuuu!!! How are you sista??
ugh..i guess i am too’excited’.lol
i’m fine sis,how are u doing?hope everything is ok
missed u too as much as i missed Rob..i wonder where is he hiding?
xoxo
awwwwww so sweet to say! Am fine honi…freezing here and too much work but Rob is keeping me warm! waiting for that movie like crazy!
What do you mean last minute shopping? I didn’t even start THINKING about it, we’ll see arond the end of next week.
Great pressents guesses, definately no boxers since they treated each other last year.
P.S. I saw the teaser yesterday night coming home, meh, closed the window and got really excited looking for skiing rentals. Is it really bad doctor?
….you didn’t like the teaser? 😮
why?
No, not what I meant, just that I wasn’t excited.
ahhh..ok, perhaps the whole trailer will change that!
lastminuteshopping means: I will run around like a mad person on the morning of the 24th! It’s still soooo early non???
Totally too early, even for the tree. Don’t you guys do the tree decorating on the 24th in Greece?
Usualy we decorate around Dec6th, St.Nicholaus day…but I am going more with the german tradition and decorate befor the 1st Advent….and then I get totally bored of all Xmasstuff too early…me is no xmasperson at all 🙁
Then I might be the only one without a tree yet or an Advent calendar. Merry Christmas!
Hahaha…merry christmas mp…even without a tree!!!
german tradition 1st Advent? ohhh, really?
In my city we do the tree on 24th in the morning, as for the prezzies…23th/24th will be my turn, I’m every year the last person:-(((
Berliner tradition…Berlin is german right??? 😀
No Mel, since 1 year Berlin is totally GREEK here :-)))
“TOM: Tshirt with “Bros before hoes” on the front and “no really, I mean it!” on the back”
bahahahaha…genial!
As for the WFE trailer, can’t wait to watch it tonight, all what I saw looks great ( 🙂 ) and on a more serious note, I really hope this role will give Rob new chances! I am sure, he won’t disappoint!
(Bel Ami trailer…..pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee come out as well!!)
I am a loser and read Bel Ami recently, what the twilight series is laking (wink wink) Bel Ami is not ladies, get pumped
Wink wink duly noted. Off to buy a copy.
Dear Rob,
In lieu of a more, ahem, personal gift from you to me, I would like more gorgeous pictures of you!
Much holiday love,
Me
Sorry, did you say Christmas shopping? Plays, rewinds, pauses, plays WFE trailer snippet *thud*
X
Robbie, baby, hurry down my chimney tonight…
Dear Rob,
I’m having enough trouble remembering all the people I need to buy for, let alone remember yours! But if you ARE stopping by Norman’s could you please pick up a Fender Strat and amp for my dad? I need to buy the guy like 3 gifts in 2 weeks and have no idea what to get him! But, since that might be a little much for you could you at least hand-deliver a gift card?! That way you can give me MY gift too!!!! Such a deal!
Merry Christmas and Happy Boxing Day,
your future mate
I have a very weird mind today and I blame it to the lack of sleep that I had last night and which always leeds into this senseless chains of assosiations in my head. But when I thought about what could make Rob happy, and therefore be a good present, In-n-Out- Burgers popped up in my head. Followed by a cold Heineken. And suddenly there were those pictures of a naked KStew covered in Burgers on a kitchen table, very Samantha like. And since it is my awful mind that wants to torture me I decided to help me by covering her face with one half of a burger 😉 Jesus, I really do need some help!
“And suddenly there were those pictures of a naked KStew covered in Burgers on a kitchen table, very Samantha like.” Actually, that line reminded me of George Costanza & his sex & pastrami sandwich fantasy.
tatteredsheets and robgirl86,
you totally got to help me here, I´ve no idea who George Costanza, oh wait…I´ll google it, a guy who likes sandwiches, sex and salami, I have to know who he is 🙂
melronin, thank you, hun 🙂 Seems like we´re sharing some vibes 😉
And I got my first thump down, I guess I totally deserve it 😉 Seriously I felt bad about thinking this, I totally did!
Remember how that scene ended! Me likey 🙂
ahahaaa…I flove how your mind works!!!
I logged onto etsy today to buy a present and this cheeseburger mini-skirt was on the front page…of course, made me think of rob (what doesn’t, really?). http://www.etsy.com/listing/62177856/limited-edition-new-york-couture-black?ref=storque – kinda like a cross between the honeymoon lingerie alice picked out in breaking dawn and rob’s favorite meal.
Awwww…. Marcus is all sad panda about being left off the list. He was hoping for some new short pants and a ukulele this year.
Amber, I just checked out your Rob website, it’s fantastic! *click & save to Favorites* 🙂 MC
Thanks MC! You are sweet!
Ya poor Marcus maybe he is just going to give him back his shirt he wore to teen choice awards last year?
Did ye see this?
http://m581.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/RobsessedBLOG/scaled.jpg.html?src=www&action=view¤t=scaled.jpg
Could he be holding that child any more awkwardly?!
I think the baby was dazzled! Look! Sweet pic…
Yay!!! Psten’s here!!! Hope all is well with you <3
YOU FORGOT **Dastardly Dean** Number one Bodyguard and protector of the Hot Rod! He can have anything he wants for job well done!!
Dear Rob Baby:
I’m not greedy, all I want for Xmas is you on my new bear skin rug, JUST-LIKE-THIS! *UNF*
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q5YJq-A9L68/StlGGBx7oTI/AAAAAAAAAS8/ynmLq6iNyrQ/s1600-h/butt+crack+from+Joepie+Mag.bmp
Merry Xmas: MC xo
Gesu bambinello in cielo……..sigh*
Now RG, you know how it turns me on when you speak Italian. *fans self* Between that pic of Rob & your sexy foreign words, I’ll be “excited” all day! 😉
p.s.: Translate please? <3
translation in english might sound awkward, it’s an italian expression, goes along with all kinds of ohhssss and ahhhhhs 🙂 (jesus baby in heaven…)
Ahh, I get it. 🙂
You said it perfectly RG… I think that might have to be my new ‘heat of the moment’ phrase – I’ll have to practise a little to make it sound natural, that might take a while… oh well practise makes perfect – you gotta do what you gotta do…
Watching blurry videos of videos of Rob on YouTube always makes feel dirty. Takes me back to when I was 12, watching scrambled, snowy soft porn on cable with my girlfriends. What the heck is on Rob’s face at about 18 seconds? Do I even want to know?
Shaving foam, of course – you must read the book!
In the teaser trailer it looks like some sort of celebratory pie throwing that got all on his face. I thought it was shaving cream originally too. Guess we’ll have to see the whole movie to figure it out, YAY!!!
Hmm. Stephanie Ritz could use something she can wear when she’s out in public with Rob, so people stop thinking she’s his mom. Maybe a T-shirt with “I’M NOT HIS MOTHER” in big letters?
Lol…I thought about a shirt as well, but for the other Stephenie, something like..”What’s Kamasutra?”
I may or may not have watched that on repeat until I fell asleep…this movie is going to be amazing. I’m rereading the book in preparation. also, I’ve been worried Rob and Tom have been growing apart lately. I mean, Tom should be on the Breaking Dawn set everyday, begging to be Renesmee instead of the little nugget who got the job. I REALLY HOPE they’re not, they’re my favorite bromance of ALL TIME. I agree with those presents. Can I ask for something, Rob? How about you, under my tree. preferably with no clothes on. I’ll let you think about it. I’ll leave a hot pocket there to reel you in.
“Tom should be on the Breaking Dawn set everyday, begging to be Renesmee.” LOVE this. I would love for them to shrink him down and put a cute dress on. Total Daddy’s girl. Maybe Renesmee’s first solid food can be Hot Pockets?
RIGHT? Tom was born to play Renesmee.
Casting Tom as Renesmeewould definitely be a nod to all the hardcore Rob fans. Full appreciation.
YEAH LIKE ME. best casting choice ever. EVER
Seriously? That trailer is so hot my heart is racing. I loved that book. I’ll have to reread it soon b/c it’s been years. Rob looks great and not awkward. I think he’ll pull it off and do a good job. This could be a turning point for him!
Let’s hope so. 🙂 5 min till ET! (Actually, I’m in the west coast but I know the reliable East coast bitches will post it on the internet soon enough! How exciting.
So what is Dean getting from Christmas?
why are we assuming sam wants to look like George Micheals?
HOLY SHIT that trailer trailer sparked things in me. Delish
More WFE trailer!!!! More swooning and dying…..!!!
http://spunks-girls.popsugar.com/Water-Elephants-Teaser-Trailer-12622641
just noticed Rob petting Rosies trunk in this trailer. That did it. I’m dead.
That Rosie is one lucky elephant bitchhhhh. Never wished I was an elephant so much in my life.
Step off, woman. He’s MY human. aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrroooooogggggggg.
It looks good, doesn’t it?
loved loved loved looooooooved it….am sooooo proud of my baby!
Simply amazing…..
Dead!!!
So much amazingness! The voice, the dirt, the tongue, the fingers….me dying in the theater!!!
Excuse me while I change my panties.
I’m dead. This is just my ghost letting you guys see this amazingness! http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox/waterforelephants/
“WFE” and “Elephants” were trending WORLDWIDE on Twitter! So amazing. Still no words…
Here is the YouTube link too, just in case anyone can’t access roslynselene’s link. YEAH, SO EXCITING & AMAZING!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiNVZLwHbLc&feature=player_embedded
THIS trailer looks absolutely AMAZINGLY magical!!! It’s like a dream, the music, the animals, the set, just wow, can’t wait to watch this and Rob…petting Rosie = awwwwwwwwwwwww, no words, this will be one great film!
I saw the trailer this morning and can’t get enough of it!
For Christmas (or whenever) I want Rob to read a single entry of LTR, with all of our comments included, beat poetry style. Smoky dark room, spotlight on Rob slouched back in a 1950’s office swivel chair, wearing a crisp white shirt (oops he forgot to button the top 6 buttons!) and pinstripe pants (sorry, goin’ into David Beckham territory, it happens after a glass of wine). Maybe Tom playing bongo drums from time to time. When he gets to the end, Rob stands up, blows us a kiss and tells us we remind him why he gets up in the morning.
Makes me think of Mike Meyers in “So I Married an Axe Murderer.” 🙂
yah, the bongo drums, i should have omitted the bongo drums. though they would have made it. especially with tom dressed up in his renesmee sunday best.
Now, THAT would be a good choice for the 80,000 dollar charity auction.
Ummm I know he might not want to, but really I think it would be most appropriate coming from him, so I think Rob needs to get Kristen and whole stockingfull of Cuchinis. I mean he’ll be doing her a favour and she’ll be soooo appreciative and the new bear skin rug will get quite a workout…
Dear Rob,
I know it’s too late for you to give me my wish this year, but could you please do a film where you get to use your British accent?
Thank you,
Loves,
Laters
Yes, yes, yes I agree 100% Laters!! Rob’s voice = LOVE
AMEN to that!!
I was gonna add, “and your hair is out of your face.” But I’m pretty sure your wish willl come true in Bel Ami!
I agree LatersBaby, what a great idea! I LOVE his accent, so sexy. *sigh* I wonder if rfm is right about the accent in BA, I hope so!
(btw, I sent you an e-mail today.)
I’m pretty sure I remember him mentioning that he had to get a dialect coach for this film. To help him with his BRITISH accent!!! He hadn’t used it for awhile so it needed some help.
Thank Goodness! I heard he had a dialect coach and feared it meant yet another accent.
The second best part of the Eclipse commentary–Rob slipping into an American accent. The best part–Keepin’ it British–“blueburries.”
Loved the blueburries!!! *note to self- remember to use that in daily conversations!
I loved the Eclipse commentary. “Hey-yah-Boo Boo.” How could you listen to that commentary and not fall deeper down the Rob rabbit-hole? (or mouth hole, for that matter?)
Since Bel Ami is French novel, I wondered if Rob didn’t have a French accent for George? Ooh la la…. can you imagine how sexy that would be? *sigh*
What a great wish, Laters 🙂
ok i wasn’t around lately so just asking, am i the only one who missed that photo?
http://i51.tinypic.com/2v33kar.png
last Xmas..pattinson residence..
Love that the house looks like a lived in home – sorta cluttered, sorta messy, not all West Elm/Cullen Residence like. What’s that purple package on the floor? Sorta looks like either toilet paper or a tin of those weird British violet flavored biscuits?
The purple package on the floor is a box of Quality Street Chocolate 🙂
I am just wondering how this photo got public…
Oh, don’t you know? PR teams release proof of love photos every week or so. It’s becoming quite predictable. LOL JK (except for the predictability part)
Ummm I have no idea how these really private photos get released. I think this is the most private photo I’ve seen. But I’m a sick whore so I enjoy them nonetheless. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What can I do?
LOL I guess when it comes to Rob my thoughts might be very simple, so I just imagined it is from someones facebook account. But you are right, PR Teams are really good in spreading this sort of informtions in all kind of ways.
While looking at the picture I was just thinking how clever the Pattinson family is. I don´t mean any offence while saying this, but this normal parents, living in the small place of Barnes with it´s little streets and houses, manged to offere their children so much. I´m not talking about the fame here, because I still don´t believe, that things like that should be the highest goals in life, apart from the fact that it comes with loosing so much, too. But they gave their children the freedom to choose whatever they wanted to do and seem to support them as good as they could.
Seeing them standing right next to KStew, who has a so much different backround ( no offence here as well), all smiley and happy, makes me think of them as having the ability to fit everywhere. The friendly and humble behaviour they seem to have is remarkable. I don´t know that people and half of this could not be true, but I think Rob can be very proud to have those parents! I feel like I have to call my mum now LOL
Sorry, talked to much again 🙂
Love this! Yes, I missed it too.
*singing, “one of these things is not like the other, which one of these things could it be…”*
So we’re just gonna ignore? Okay.
There’s a room?
-No.
There’s an elephant?
-Yes, but just Rosie. 😉
Anywho, I heard that there’s a picture of him in the same place but with Patty (RIP) and some other friend. Never seen it, does anyone know?
Yes. Totally ignoring this picture. Rosie is Rob’s elephant.
I’d LOVE to see a picture of Patty!
I know will send it to you honi on twitter.
for the ones who might not seen yet
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ezZ2vXl2ctQ/S3-5CaaqhDI/AAAAAAAAAJU/1mDdwTrBuOE/s1600-h/20760_269758424779_52639329779_3073975_7006626_n.jpg
hope it works
Thanks Robgirl and Che! Awwww Patty is adorbs! It would have made it even better if Rob held her. 🙂 I like how they have the same tree (I think) Lol Can you imagine Rob decorating it? So cute! Mkay must stop now. Too much cuteness.
aww. Thanks for the pic with patti. I never saw that one before. just adorable.
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