Rob’s making a list and checking it twice!
Since I’ve been in a tizzy trying to buy the rest of the Christmas prezzies on my list I got to wondering about what’s on yours list to get your family and friends. So we know you don’t go to any shops besides Norman’s Rare Guitars and unless his mom wants a vintage Fender you might want to expand your shopping horizons especially since Christmas (and Boxing Day) is right around the corner! So what IS on your list?
Dick – Regift him a brand spanking new pullover from a SWAG bag you received last year. “Borrow” (for forever) the same pullover from him in 5 years.
Clare – Advanced copy of Country Strong since she has a thing for Garrett Hedlund after seeing Tron.
The sisters – Advanced copy of Country Strong. See above
Your Grandparents – matching Jitterbug cell phones since you’re their official spokesperson and all.
Tom Sturridge – Tshirt with “Bros before hoes” on the front and “no really, I mean it!” on the back
Sam Bradley – copy of “Robert Pattinson’s guide to not creeping girls out when I sing by eye f*cking them till it’s awkward” and a new blazer from Dick’s closet and ONE hoop earring from Clare’s jewelry box.
Bobby Long – a bedazzeled bangs comb and a promise of never to mention his name ever ever again.
Taylor Lautner – Framed 16×20 of this picture –>
Kristen Stewart – new bearskin rug.
Looks like you’ll be busy this next week Rob, trying to locate rugs and blowing up pictures and writing a book about non-creepy looks. So you better get started I guess and we’ll sit here and watch these 4 seconds of awesome from a Water for Elephants teaser…
I won’t share how many times I’ve watched it.
Happy last minute Xmas shopping!
Who did Rob leave off his list? What should he get for Stephanie Ritz? What about Stephenie Meyer? Lots of Stephe/anie’s!