Rob Pattinson & a Whole Lotta Rosie

Rob, it’s the holidays. Which means I spent yesterday driving 120 miles for work, then shopped for SIX hours. That means not only have I only seen the Water for Elephants trailer ONCE, but I haven’t had time yet to “Break it Down” yet with Moon. And that’s a travesty. Because your soft floppy hair must be discussed. Listen in as Cath & Draska take the reigns today:

Um, hot

Dear Rob,

We have been seriously swooning over the just released Water for Elephants trailer. That movie is going to be soooo good. We had already high hopes based on all the great set and candid pictures that came out while you were shooting it (well, except for the black socks and sandals combo). But sadly we’ll have to wait up to four months until we can see it in all it’s glory in the theater. So to soothe the waiting, we’d thought we’d talk a bit about your favorite co-star Tai, who plays Rosie, the elephant love of your life. (Dear Reese, we realize you’re his romantic lead, but this is Tai’s moment in the sun. Sure you don’t mind!).

As regulars at LTR may know, we have a history here in commenting about the great grey giants in the past. We even created Bobo (a hybrid between Bono and a baby elephant – please don’t ask-) and we christened the Details elephant Karla; we wish we’d remembered why…So obviously we love elephants and we’re very excited that you have an elephant co-star in this movie! By all reports she’s described as sweet, smart, talented, and gentle

A comment by an actress in WFE, Jackie Zane, a few months ago, really caught our attention. She said how nice you were (we heart that, although she left out the being incredibly hot part…but scroll down- she even mentions your giggling.). She also said that Tai seemed smitten with you and she sniffed your face with her trunk while you gently petted her. We do relate Tai, we do relate. We’ll leave it to that, before these double entendres get (any more) out of hand.

And then this!!! The lion was licking your arm?!? You must be some kind of wild animals (*cough* women *cough*)  whisperer….

But all jokes aside, of course Tai is smitten with you; she’s a smart girl! She knows something good when she sees it. And that lion, too; we’d lick your arm if that chance was offered to us…Would like to say that we were above that, but I’d be lying!

And see? Also a woman whisperer: Even in Polish. Your power rules over language barriers. We’d happily follow that request, anytime. Trust.

Also we couldn’t help but remember the infamous Details interview and what you described as ‘the best day of your life… beautiful, beautiful day’; when an elephant vacuumed your foot, purred at you, laughed and imitated horses, chickens and monkeys, wrote a screenplay, put your whole body upside down in her mouth and searched your pockets for peppermints (see pp. 5 and 6, of the article). What do you mean, that seems unrealistic??? You didn’t exaggerate quite so much??? Okay, we hear you. Don’t feel bad for being so enthusiastic about your new friend.

[BTW, I asked a zookeeper friend of mine about the sound and it’s more of an ultrasonic rumbling feeling than a purring sound, but what the heck, whatever you say Rob, purring it is –drsaka].
You loved that day and the elephant. Okay, we’re still jealous, but really impressed with your elephant experience.

In the meantime, please, please, please say that there is a picture out there of you like this Rob, please!

Can we see it? Pretty please It make the waiting seem shorter. AND we’ll sing you a song if you show it to us. Our own ode to the amazingness that’s your sweet and gentle co-star. (She’s our favorite too…) We hope that you enjoy it Rob!

Feel free to sing along:
Original music and lyrics to ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’ by AC/DC. Gentle modifications by us.

Let There Be Ellies!!!

Wanna tell you a story
‘Bout an elephant I know
Ah, come to sweetness
Ooh, she steals the show
She’s really gentle
With trunk to your face
Searched your pockets for peppermints
You could say she’s really the very best.

Never seen an ellie
Never seen an ellie like Rosie

Doing all the things
Doing all the things she does

Ain’t no fairy story
Ain’t no tall tale

But she gives it all she’s got
Your best, nicest co-star yet

You’re a whole lotta ellie
A whole lotta ellie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
And you’re a whole lotta ellie

Yours in vintage 1930’s style clothing (or out of it),
Cath and drsaka

How excited are you all for this movie? Doesn’t Rob look amazing in the trailer? Almost as good as Tai?  Would you lick his arm too or would you snuffle him elephant-style? Were you jealous of the Polish lady in the interview? Or of Tai or Reese, maybe even of Christopher Waltz??? Tell us!

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131 Responses to “Rob Pattinson & a Whole Lotta Rosie”

  1. robgirl86 says:

    Amazing Letter from the LTR letter queens Cath and Drsaka!
    Have to hurry today, sorry sorry!
    LOVE the letter,….. LOVE Rob!

    * R.O.B.S.I.E.* rules….

    Can’t wait for WFE, one of the most beautiful trailers I ever saw….MAGIC!!!

  2. Goodgirl Gone Plaid says:

    Dear cath & DrSaka
    Lovely letter! Happy Friday!
    WFE looks really good. Like an actual proper movie. No cringe. This makes me happy.

    • “Like an actual proper movie. No cringe.”
      HAHA! Yes, THIS!

      Can I just saw that I absolutely LOVED the music in the trailer? Oh and Robowski was just UNF! I was just telling Southern Belle how hawt he looked even when he was being a peeping Tom! Hehe.

      Oh and when he sees Marlena performing with her horse, he LICKED his lips! Did ya girls see that? His tongue swept over those oh-so perfect and kissable lips!

      *goes back to studying for finals after that pervy comment*

      • southernbelle says:

        Hey babe! I didn’t recognize you, nice new avi! Oolala!

        Yes gotta love the peeping Rob!

      • southernbelle says:

        He licked his lips because they dried out from all the sexual tension :). Of course we noticed!

      • niahid says:

        The cast, story , cinematograhy, most importantly Rob’s Lip licking and smoldering eyes would potentially bring him more fans. Or bring back old fans who had lost their RobMojo.

    • Cath says:

      Happy Friday to you too GGP and yes, no cringe indeed! Just pretty circus elephants and Rob…Well, kind of…;-)

  3. mine!mine!mine! says:

    Found myself getting sucked into the tabloid interweb new today, what with the WFE trailer and the possiblity that rob and thestew are going to split up….

    suddering fuck I’m happy!! 🙂

  4. Edible art? says:

    Watched the trailer a gazillion times looks beautiful – Reece, Rob (seriously have u seen him) the cinamatography, amazing story and animals that do tricks. What’s not to like cannot wait for this film to come out!!!! Anyone know when in the UK ???

  5. tupelohoney says:

    Great letter Cath and Drsaka!

    Would I lick is arm? Yeah probably (his arm or pretty much any part of his body) if the situation presented itself….. I’m a shameless hussy, I admit it….

  6. robgirl86 says:

    Wet-Rob-in-the-robe pic! Epic outfit!
    Totally unsexy….BUT sooooooo DO-able 🙂

  7. Edible Art says:

    Yeah watched the trailer a gazillion times – it’s sooooo beautiful Reece,Rob (seriously have u seen him whoa !!!!) the cinematography an amazing story and animals that do tricks !!! What’s not to like !!!! I cannot wait to see it anyone know when it is out in the uk ??? Happy drooling !!!

  8. MidnightCougar says:

    “Epic” letter Cath & drsaka. Loved your rendition of AC/DC’s “Whole Lot of Rosie”. Very creative! I have watched the Trailer countless times & yes, Rob looks perfect. WFE is such a great novel & an excellent story, I just know that it will be a wonderful movie & Rob will do a great justice to the character of Jacob Jankowski.

    And Rob baby, yes I’ll shamelessly admit that I’d “lick your arm if that chance was offered to..” me. lol *sigh* You truly do look amazing in this movie. This pic of you has been etched in my mind ever since I first saw it:

    & of course this one too, you look so adorable:

    Happy Weekend LTR Ladies. xo MC

  9. I've been Robbed says:

    Great Letter! I loved this book, and can’t wait for the movie!
    I never thought I’d say that I wouldn’t mind being an elephant… Rosie, want to trade, just for a day?

    • Cath says:

      I can totally relate to that, to be Rosie for one day, why the heck not? Elephants can get away with murder! (touching Rob that is hahaha)

  10. Cookie says:

    haha great letter!!

    I’ve seen the trailer more than once and Rob is just so hot in the movie. I can’t wait for WFE!! Finally, I’ve convinced one of my bff’s to read Twilight – and now shes as “crazy” as I am about all things Twilight and Rob. We are planning are 2011 movie screen of WFE, Bel-Ami and of course BD!

    Next year is Rob’s year!

    • kristen's bestie says:

      Every year is Rob’s year if you ask me! Can anyone tell me when we will be getting to see Bel Ami in the US?? I’ve not seen a release date for this.

      • LatersBaby says:

        Apparently, it will not be at Sundance but they are still hoping for a festival before the release…so no date yet. I hope this doesn’t mean they think it will suck.

        • kristen's bestie says:

          There’s a release date for other countries though, so I guess that means we’ll be seeing some bootleg! Hopefully someone will pick it up for release in US. *crossing fingers & toes*

          • LatersBaby says:

            I know, I’m wondering if they’re afraid of Rob over exposure in the U.S.–trying to space out his release dates.

        • Cath says:

          The release date in my little country is set for Febr. 17, every LTR girl who wants to fly over for a viewing party is welcome ofcourse! 😉
          I’m still afraid it will get pushed back though, because that sounds like too much luck!

  11. dazzledtodeath says:

    Of course I’m jealous of Rosie. She’s adorable, has great chemistry with Rob AND gets to feel him up. If only they’d gotten her for the Twilight films.

  12. melronin says:

    Absolutely love this letter….Cath&Drsaka I looooove you… you are ahh…ma…zing!!

    Have no words for the trailer…have no words for Rob…he is a “whisperer” that’s for sure! Never felt that jealous of another creature in my life as I am for Rosie right now. She coult sniff on him as much as she wanted??? On every part of him??? What an unjust world is this???

    Dear Rob
    I am rumbling ultrasonicly for you every time I lay eyes on you!
    You are my erotas!!!


  13. Nelle says:

    Gonna love Robsie- but not sure about Pattinspoon!!

    • maggie says:

      I love both “Robsie” and “Pattinspoon”. I will gladly say them each 5 times daily if it would mean I don’t have to read or hear the word “Robsten” EVER AGAIN!!!

  14. southernbelle says:

    Hmm I got an early morning email today and just had to pop in here early! Great job girls, as always! Phenomenal!

    And yes I would so, so, so lick Rob’s arm, and wherever else he wants to be licked. Yes I’m jealous of pretty much everyone who has an interaction with Rob! LOL. Lucky Tai, lucky Reese, etc, etc.

    I love the WFE trailer. I think I saw it 25 times so far! It’s amazing, I love it. I can totally picture the book. I’m tempted to read it again. I would get the new copy when it comes out, the one with Rob in it, so what if I have two? 🙂

    Dear Rob,

    I mourned your sex hair when you cut it but you know what, your Robowksi hair grew on me! So I absolutely love it. It makes you look younger and somewhat innocent in a very dirty, sexy way.


    • Cath says:

      ‘In a dirty sexy way’…hahaha, you go girl!!!
      I absolutely agree! 🙂

    • maggie says:

      In my robfantasies, licking him is always involved! I also always read that I’m not alone here. Why is this?? What makes him so lickable??? I’m sure he’s mighty delicious – maybe that’s it. yummmm…..

      • southernbelle says:

        Licking is a given! Well it would be nice if the feeling is mutual :).

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        i’ve heard that licking rob can get you high. the closest i can get to rob licking is eating a homemade salted caramel after a shot of absinthe. that’s when it all goes blurry and warm.

  15. southernbelle says:

    Bwahahah you know I saw that pic of freshly-showered Rob before but I missed the black sacks! Akkk how could I miss that!? It’s probably because his face made up for it! 🙂

    However, Rob please, no more black socks with the slipper Lol. And why are your pants up? I’m still trying to figure that out. Ok never mind, I’m concentrating on a different part of your body, your face!

  16. LatersBaby says:

    Cath and Drsaks,

    Huge Letter! You two are awesome. Pulling out a pic of hot, wet Rob but with black socks and sandals–This could be a LTR poster! It has the perfect mix of ‘I want to F–k’ and ‘What the F–k?’

    You’ve made my day!

    • Cath says:

      Hahahaha, the perfect mix! Leave that to Rob, we can’t take credit for that…We love making your day, as does Rob, I’m sure! 😉

  17. niahid says:

    Hi girls. It’s been 2 months since I stopped visiting here and other Rob fan site. Boy, have I missed a lot of things. Jumping Rob, Bare chested Rob, Guitar buying Rob. What’s with KStew wearing white bikinis, I can see camel toes. Gotta say really sorry for her because all over interwebs people talked about Jumping Rob. The sight of her almost naked body was beaten by spectacularly awkward Jumping Rob. My confidence will be deflated if I was her. But that’s what you get if you’re in the same vicinity as Rob. No one will notice you.

    WFE trailer looks great , full of Rob’s sweet face. My fave part of the trailer is Jacob , Marlena comforting Rosie in the moving train. The photography was perfect.
    Thumbs up if you think Rob will get nominated in some prestigious awards , or even win it.

  18. kristen's bestie says:

    “we’d lick your arm if that chance was offered to us…Would like to say that we were above that”

    After this I thought the letter was just going to go downhill from there with a list of everywhere we want to lick….

  19. Alex says:

    Thanks for the letter…shipping Rob and Rosie.

    Love WFE TEASER trailer soooooooo much. I simply cant stop replaying and pausing.

    Have you seen the sceencaps? OMG Rob ..I havent seen him more hotter than him in WFE.

    I love all Robsei scenes- They are so sensual and cute. Cant wait for this film.

    Please girls if you havent read the book please read it. Nice book.

    Suprisingly Reese looks younger and sensual too. To me Rob and Reese look good together. If you have read the book you will understand that Jacob and Marlena were not all over each other. They didnt show their attraction until towards the end.All Jacob did (at the begining) was staring at her like shown in the trailer.

    They didnt /couldnt show their love in front of others. So they were not kissing toughing or fu*king through out the story. Thats why we cant see that much of love or attraction on their faces/ expressions. So I hope people wont see this fact as a lack of chemistry or acting ability and start complaining for nothing.

    I hope grils from Rob IMDB can discuss this (and the message about loving animals) further as a seperate treads before haters or critics start killing the movie.

    • MidnightCougar says:

      He looks so fucking amazing! *UNF & sigh* Thanks for that second link, I hadn’t seen them all together like that.

  20. Robsessedgirl says:

    The trailer absolutely blew me away. I may have cried. it’s everything I hoped for after reading the book and more. Rob is absolute perfection(as usual), Christoph is scary, and Reese looks beautiful. I don’t know how I’ll wait for this movie honestly. OH LET ME JUST MENTION aged Rob, in the shot after it says his name……OVARIES ARE GONE. unf doinbcdiobviobefvp. seriously.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I can actually see WFE in the theater – no need to wait for it to come out on DVD so I can secretly watch it in the middle of the night, huddled in front of the computer in DH’s cold-ass office (which is normally how I normally watch Rob movies or YouTube clips of Twilight since the living room is too close to the kid’s room and they wake up if they hear any tv on). I swear there is a ghost in DH’s office – talk about cold spots – but I dutifully brave the weird supernatural forces in that room for Rob. And WFE also has Christoph Waltz, who will forever be the bad-but-not-in-a-good-way-just bad guy, but god, I find him hot too. If I make it out of the theatre alive (after seeing them together, in a movie with a plot that delivers the goods), it will be with a flush on my face, sweat on my brow, and weak knees.

      • robgirl86 says:

        Can you believe that C.Waltz made a film about a famous german singer who started out as a “rock’n roller” but “ended” to become famous for really cheesy songs, he suffered about this image soo much, that he became an alcoholic and suicided. (sorry for this really bad summing up:-)), but wanted to say that he played as well..”good guys”, and..he’s my fav actor at all! 🙂
        here is the link if you are interested…

        • Cath says:

          Roy Black! I was wondering who you meant there RG! First I thought Falco, but ofcourse that was the wrong guess. I think he’s a great actor too btw. Lucky Rob!

        • robgirl86 says:

 know Roy Black, me knows him..sort of, BUT in the states? dunno, don’t think so, actually CW made a lot of films in his early career and I liked him from the beginning,…really…lucky Rob, I read, but dunno if it’s true, that CW said no to “Off the Road”for WFE and that says a lot, cause F.F.Coppola is actually the producer of OFT, Viggo Mortensen (hello Mel 🙂 ) plays that role now.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          thanks for the total link gratification. i’ll need to find the dvd. not sure why i’m so hot for c. waltz… maybe his enormous talent and voice that makes me stand at full-mast attention despite my inner swooning and swaying. then again, rob has that effect too. i guess i feel like i could learn from waltz and teach pattinson a thing or two. great combo. i’m not much for manwiches but if i was drunk enough, that possibility might present an embarrassing result for me (cue that “it’s a possibility” song from New Moon)

    • Cath says:

      I got goosebumps and really, really hope they will release a soundtrack too, cause I love the score of the trailer!!!

  21. LadyN says:

    Ohhh socks and sandalssss, SEW HAWT!

    He looks like the typical guy, couch potatoe-ing at home watching movies in his sweats, greasy hair and face, with orange stains on his white-T from eating flaming hot cheetos…

    I luv eet! 😀

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      His outfit looks like what I wore when I was walking around the birthing ward in the hospital, trying to induce contractions, 20 hours before I gave birth to my first kid (that kid would so not come out!!!). Some ugly ass robe, a towel, socks and sandals. Seeing that photo gives me not-good flashbacks (are any hospital flashbacks good flashbacks?). But somehow, Rob manages to still look attractive. Love it.

      • LadyN says:

        Blergh! Yikes!
        yes, he just makes it look comfy and like you wanna sit beside him on the couch greasy and unshowered and just cuddle… maybe fight for the remote too.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          I’d love to fight him (even with cheeto-stained t-shirt on) for the remote. Damn you for putting that imagery in my head – Rob…couch…jumping over him for remote…pinning him down….ughghghhgyesssssssss. Actually, thank you for that imagery. 🙂

  22. roslynselene says:

    Great letter guys!

    Rob will finally get his breakthrough with WFE. I can feel it! The trailer itself looks legit and professionally done. It feels magical and I know that sounds cheesy but the music gives that magical feel to it.

    Just one thing that’s irking me is the reviews. Why can’t people stop mentioning Edward Cullen/Twilight? Ugh! If this bothers me, I’m sure it bothers Rob as well. I feel sorry for him. 🙁 It’s gonna take a LOT of work to finally stop getting Twilight references to his name on every article.

    And another thing. I was starting to “smell the Oscar noms” but it sounds ridiculous since I haven’t even seen the whole thing yet. So I stopped myself from getting my hope up high and just enjoyed the ride. It’ll be great regardless of nominations or reviews. Let’s just enjoy the “most spectacular show on earth”! 😀

    • robgirl86 says: are so right, that “crying” for an Oscars sounds pretty ridiculous, since the film is not even out!
      And…sorry to say, but I think in Hollywood Rob is for now nothing else then “the guy from Twilight” (and he knows that) plus I think after WFE that will change, I believe in that production, the trailer looked amazing without revealing too much of the story, you know…those trailers who show the best scenes already in the trailer? It doesn’t seem the case here and I loved the magic in it!
      THIS film will be a new and much higher step in his career!

    • southernbelle says:

      I want him to win an Oscar because I know he will prove himself with this movie. I can feel it’s gonna be good! He deserves to be recognized. He’s a versatile actor, I mean just look, he’s played a troubled-jobless nerdy guy, then another nerdy guy who’s obsessed with a pregnant teenager, then a crippled chain smoking paranoia man, an emo vampire, a college student who’s in pain from losing his brother, etc. etc. He’s wonderful! I feel like he’s been overlooked because of his “Twilight” status. Now don’t get me wrong, I love Twilight(saga) and he’s great as Edward, he’s the best. However I know he is much better and he’s rising above that label.

    • LatersBaby says:

      I hate to say it, but The Academy Awards is a timing game. Spring films rarely get a nod unless they start on the festival circuit in Spring…hmmm another Bel Ami theory begins.

    • Alex says:

      I know right.

      These people are worse than 14 year old. I mean I love Edward and enjoy twilight movies…..but I can easily get over Edward and enjoy Robs other films objectivly.

      Why can these adult “profesional”(I really dont think they are professional enough) writers cant get over Edward? I think they are secretly obsessed with twilight.

      and WFE has nothing to do with twilight. TWO completely diff stories and characters. What the Fuck they are talking about!! I think they do that on purpose.

      Either these people are so dumb or ignorant or hate Rob and dont want to give him any chance or obsessed twihard in the closet.

      • Mieze says:

        I guess what this people forget is that even as an actor you have to start somewhere,develope yourself and get into the attention of the right people. And although Rob already did some movies he just got into the big pont of Hollywood. In my humble opinion he is doing mighty fine. He started with Twilight and changed much since that. If it is true and he is not taking any acting-lessons I really hope he keeps taking his time in that buisness. Trying to develope your acting by access on your personal experiences and thoughts can be very exhausting…

        There is one special facial expression of him, where I always have to roll my eyes thinking he is not into that- who am I to judge that actually? – at the same time it reminds me that there is still so much to come and I know the day, I won´t see that special mimic anymore he won´t be at that place anymore and there will be a part of me missing it. It´s like seeing children grow and you hope they´ll don´t do it to soon.

        • robgirl86 says:

          There is one special face expression……….hahah, I know what you mean…..I think…
          It puts a huge smile on my face each time 🙂

          • Mieze says:

            Two souls one thought 😉 I´ll try to find a pic for you, RG, I am already sure we mean the same expression LOL

            There is an other special one, when he starts blinking his eyes in that oh-im-so-suprised/insecure/strange kind of way . And I am panicing like ” Oh my God, what´s wrong love? Is it an epileptic seizure? Did you get a buch of flies into your eyes? Do you want me to slap the back of your head? “. It took me ages ´til I realized it´s just KStews influence 😉 Don´t get me wrong, I know it´s easy to say things like that from far away, but first I am not criticizing because I´m sure I couldn´t do it any better, second I think everybody has those funny habits that make them so much more adorable and human 🙂 It´s just nice to laugh about them- in a loving kind of way- every now and than. So you are officially allowed to make fun of me, because I always start to stutter, when I am shocked to my grounds 🙂

          • robgirl86 says:

            haha, we just know him too well! (not well enough for my taste , hello Rob honey 🙂 ), BUT that blinking has to go, TOTALLY!

          • drsaka says:

            Can the lip biting stay, though??????

          • robsfuturemate says:

            …and the lip licking?

          • Mieze says:

            @drsaka and robsfutermate:

            We could never live without the licking and biting of this delicious full bottom lip 😉

  23. drsaka says:

    Hi everyone, thanks for all your comments!

  24. wannaeffrob says:

    Yes, I too woukd lick Rob’s arm. I imagine he tastes like cheese and smells of a pub, but whatever. Aaaand like Tai, I would most definitely put him in my mouth! Good thing this is a judgement free zone!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Judging is for bitches. Cool-obscene-hot-weird-peculiar-saucy Rob crushing is for us. LTR is home sweet home.

  25. drsaka says:

    Okay, let’s try this:

  26. robsfuturemate says:

    Can I just say that I am so sorry to have missed this EPIC letter from the (in)famous Cath and drsaka!!!!! (Sometimes RL stuff just has to be done 🙁 ) Wonderful job ladies! I especially loved your Whole Lotta Rosie rendition. You guys really know how to deliver!

    Oh, and I’m adding in there again that I’VE SEEN ROSIE IN THE FLESH!!! My several hours on the WFE set did pay off for one star. And I was jumping up and down saying “There’s Rosie, I see Rosie.” Yes, she was not who I was going there to see but it was awesome to see her!

  27. Pattygirl says:

    Yeah, those film critics are twihards in reality, they can’t get over Edward ……..

  28. Mieze says:

    This letter made me laugh so much, well done Cath and Drsaka!

  29. Oh no, you didn’t! Socks and sandals Rob!

    “we’d lick your arm if that chance was offered to us…Would like to say that we were above that, but I’d be lying!” hahaha. That kinda sounds like (show me yours) I mean let’s see each other, I’ll show you mine!

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