A Christmas coma

Dear Rob,

Are you in a Christmas coma? Cuz I am. I’ve been going going going for days on end so when Moon texted me last night asking what we were doing for the blogs today while Mr. Choice & I were driving in a 1 hour-turned-2 hour trip home because of crazy snow, I was happy when she suggested we do nothing. No offense. I feel kinda bad (mostly for those who have to work today & were counting on the distraction) but I don’t have to work today, Santa brought me an iPad that I’m having a lot of fun with and I’m officially snowed in for the first time since I moved into Philadelphia. Which I think gives me an excuse to go to my favorite neighborhood bar and drink at noon.

I do have to tell you that I just watched “Pirate Radio” for the first time & was pleasantly surprised that due to Tom Sturridge’s impressive acting skills, I was able to forget that he’s the creepy kid seen stalking you in the background of your pictures. It was nice. And after I said “He & Rob are bffs” to Mr. Choice he said “I understand Tom’s appeal. He’s sexy, but I just don’t get it with Paddleston.” What? I think Tom is adorable in a I-just-lost-my-virginity kinda way in Pirate Radio, but sexier than you?? No way!

I was not thinking about this

Hope your Christmas was grand,
Love UC!

PS: How was your holiday? I am seriously so exhausted. Also all the commercials on Demand for that movie “Easy A” really make me want to rent it Just a sidenote. If you are at work or home with nothing to do or a bar open at noon you can walk to (and I’m terribly sorry) Why don’t you read an old post but a GOOD post. I’m not even going to give you a teaser- you’ll just have to click on it to see what I’m talking about (no it’s not the one with penis tattoos!)

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59 Responses to “A Christmas coma”

  1. robgirl86 says:

    Hey UC , I realized that we have really much in common..
    – Christmas was great
    – I ate too much, I feel fat now and won’t eat for 1 week (read 8 hours maximum)
    – I’m snown (is that a word? ) in..and soon FROZEN the weather report says today…
    – I feel exhausted
    – I like Tom’s film (no, Mr Choice, NO F WAY that this 16yold looking guy is hotter…nahhh)
    – I don’t have to work either
    – I’m here to ask Rob exactly the same question!

    Dear Rob,
    turkey, christmas pudding coma?
    if yes, come over
    I’ll rub your belly !!!
    and if it goes well……….haha, you know…

    P.S. You may have an ex-gf AFTER my treatment ! :-))
    Happy coma to everyone!

    • southernbelle says:

      EX-GF! LOL Well the line is long….and will keep getting longer. Rob, stay where you are baby, we’re coming!

  2. drsaka says:

    Dear UC, I’d like to be in a vacation coma, but no such luck. Happy day after Boxing Day to everyone!

    I re-read the old, but good post and I have to say that ‘please crop yourself out’ is still hilarious.

    I read through the comments and I think I might recognize someone there with her very first post.

    I love the cropping function-

  3. Beaspoon says:

    We rented Easy A from Redbox a few days ago and I really liked it, Emma Stone was great!

    Sooo jealous of your Ipad:) Though Mr. Beaspoon did get me a Kindle and now I think he is regretting it as I immediately converted a ton of my “chappies” (as he calls ff) and have been reading them nonstop while he and my son battle it out on the PS3, lol.

    Very curious to see TomStu’s movie…I’ll admit I’ve never really thought of him as anything other than “Rob’s bff” so it will be interesting to actually watch him acting!

    Happy New Year to all!!! Lot’s of Rob goodness to come this year…Bel Ami, WFE, Breaking Dawn. Will we all survive the hotness? πŸ™‚

  4. roslynselene says:

    I had a great Christmas! Haven’t had a really good one in a looooong time. Could be because I got a shit load of money. πŸ˜‰ JK Oh and some how, Creepy Uncle Rob was one of the highlights this Xmas. Let me share the story.

    Little sis was opening her gift in front of everyone on Christmas Eve and she got an Eclipse Tshirt with Rob’s huge face plastered on it front and center. http://twitpic.com/3k4a5y

    My aunt (on her 2nd shot of Patron) told my sister, “Hun, you know he’s my husband, right? So that makes him your uncle. HE’S YOUR UNCLE!” Is it normal that I laughed and then cringed because I thought of Creepy Uncle Rob? Oh but it doesn’t end there. Aunt #2 said that she was with him as well to which Aunt #3 said “I’ll cut you!” while dragging her thumb across her throat to make the point. My dad (their brother) was in shock and said, “Not you too! You guys are crazy!” I didn’t say a word and just laughed at all the crazy.

    When we got out my dad said, “Why didn’t you claim him while everyone else was already calling dibs on his body parts?” (mind in gutter) I told him I didn’t need to because I wasn’t insecure. Ha! Those bitches ain’t got nothing on me. πŸ˜‰

    • kristen's bestie says:

      Funny story! Had me giggling! Thank god your dad didn’t “out” you to your aunts! Obviously he KNOWS better!!

    • southernbelle says:

      Haha you’re dad strikes again!!!

      Oh and can you tell your sis if I can borrow her shirt? I have one similar and it’s so worn out now. haha!

  5. melronin says:

    Christmas was way too short to relax…way too long for my stomach…and I feel too exhausted to analyze why TOM IN NO WAY IS HOTTER THAN ROB!!!

    Dear Mr.Choice

    I am afraid your taste in men is terrible and does not count! Thank God you had a very good taste in women! So…I forgive you!!!

    Sincerely yours

  6. Nelle says:

    I also watched Pirate Radio for the first time and thought TomStu was adorable. But then I also saw a few gestures that were reminiscent of Rob. Maybe due to the close proximity/friendship?

  7. Mieze says:

    Funny, that a few of us startet to watch PR. Me and Mr Mieze did it on thuesday. And just as you, I also saw some Rob in Carl, Nelle.
    I like TomStu, but he is to young looking for me. I need some stubble, wild hair, happy trail…excuse me, I got distracted *tryingtoshoothesexypicsaway*…what I was going to say was he did a great job πŸ™‚

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Exactly Mieze!! He always has that baby face look! Unless of course he’s sporting that full beard, but since that doesn’t do it for me, oh well. It’s really hard to believe that he’s the older of the two!

    • Mieze says:

      I totally agree with you both about the beard! Doesn’t work with me either πŸ™‚ But you know, nobody is perfect, and as long as this two keep the bromance alive I don’t care if it is a hairy or clean shaven thing πŸ˜‰
      I imagine them in 60years when they’ll start to pick each others left overs out of their facial hair.
      And I’m always thankful for Tom, who else woudΒ΄ve made Rob come out of Pattys dog basket πŸ˜‰

  8. robsfuturemate says:

    By the time I get over my Christmas coma I have to celebrate it again!! But maybe this time (sat) Rob will be under my tree. I’d even settle for some Edward, I missed his face this year πŸ™

    I love how the old post comments are all fun and Normal and then go eerily towards the NOT Normal! How do people not get this site?!

  9. TheColdWoman says:

    UC, definitely watch Easy A!! The previews made it kinda ucky looking but it was really good. Emma Stone is fantastic and Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson as her parents were phenomenal – I couldn’t stop laughing. Also look for a totally coked out James/Volchuk/I can’t remember his real name – CAM! That’s it!

    And I get the first part of Mr. C’s statement. I liked TomStu in PR but sexier than Rob? No way. Bzz! Sorry, thanks for playing. πŸ˜‰

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  11. maggie says:

    So I am, to put it mildly an “older” Robsessor and here’s some of the things that my grown daughter and my sister got me for Xmas:

    1) A New Moon Edward doll
    2) A huge poster of Rob’s face
    3) A Rob water bottle
    4) A Rob bookmark
    5) Rob bandaids
    6) A 2011 Rob calendar

    The hubs sat there looking totally confused. (He’s only partially aware of the extent of the Robsession. Apparently, my daughter and sister are FULLY aware!)

    Rob: Hope you had a nice Christmas. I kept looking for you under my tree, but eventually learned that you were home in London. Oh well, there’s always next year…

    Love, Me

    Now, I must go find Pirate Radio…………

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Maggie- was the NM doll the one where his shirt is halfway unbuttoned? Cause I’m not gonna lie, that plastic doll is kinda hot!

    • southernbelle says:

      Wow I’m jealous! I have a bunch of Twi merchandise but I bought them for me!

      2 days before Christmas I was at a doctor’s office with my toddler. A girl complimented me on my keychain…it’s Edward of course from NM, dangling from my bag LOL. So we got to talking about Rob and Twilight. See I knew it, these pieces are perfect conversation starters!!!!

      • southernbelle says:

        Btw correction, it wasn’t a girl, it was a woman :). So I felt good that she’s definitely older than me and she’s a Rob/Twi fan! She had fiery red hair and very pale skin and she seriously reminded me of Bryce Dallas Howard!!!

    • drsaka says:

      I think I want the Rob bandaids…………..

    • enviro says:

      That is hilarious! You must be subtle if your hubby was looking surprised. πŸ™‚ Mine would just be shaking his head and rolling his eyes. I outed myself as a twilighter at work and when we have retreats people are crazy for stupid awards and skits . . . I imagine I will have some nutsy merchandise coming my way. (If anyone had asked I would have liked one of those t-shirts that have Team Edward crossed out with Jacob written in under a tent.) Happy new year!

      • maggie says:

        enviro: LOL! I try to be subtle. I often wonder what he thinks I’m doing on my laptop for hours every evening. (If he comes too close, I immediately switch to Farmville).

        drsaka: I’m loving those little bandaids. Still trying to figure out the best way to utilize them.

        rfm: Guess I might need to look into that blue shirted NM Robdoll. I really loved that shirt on the Real Deal in the movie. mmm. sexy……

        sourthernbelle: I was xmas shopping one day and stopped to admire Mr. Pattinson’s photos at an Eclipse display. As I walked away, I saw a little girl – around 2 or 3, running over to the display, pointing and shouting “BO-FE, BO-FE”. Her mother soon came up behind her and said, “Yes, honey, you’re right – that’s Mommy’s boyfriend”!

        • robsfuturemate says:

          LOL! I love it when kids out the adults!! (and I too use Farmville as a cover. I’m out but some sites just need to be kept in the closet!)

          • maggie says:

            10-4 on that. No one – not daughter, sister, friend and especially hubs knows about my MotU obsession. That’s between me, myself and I and my LTR sisters!!! I save that for those nights the hubs goes to bed early. (“I’m not tired, honey, you go on to bed”) πŸ˜‰

  12. southernbelle says:

    I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas! I had a good one! Yes it was very exhausting, entertaining family always tires me out. Not to mention the cleaning, cooking and taking pictures that seem to take forever because someone always moves or blinks. LOL

    I’ve missed Rob! I feel so out of the loop with him! Sorry Rob! I hope you had a nice Christmas! All I know is that you’re in London somewhere.

  13. southernbelle says:

    Ok so no one gave me any Rob or Twi-related merchandise, bummer Lol. I hinted but no one got the hints. I’ll just got and get a calendar and hang that in the master bedroom. bwahaha.

    Food coma, yeah totally. There’s still a ton of leftovers, please take them away. I can’t eat anymore. Ate too much, talked too much, the karaoke was brought out and we all sang a bunch of sappy old 80’s and 70’s songs. Fun times! The house looks like Toys R Us exploded and the carpet is begging to be vacuumed.

  14. enviro says:

    Well, I’m not really in a Christmas coma because we celebrate Hanukkah which was like a month ago, but does it count if I am in lockdown with 3 sick kids? Seriously Rob, give an interview or something, throw us a bone, we need some cheering up! Loved to see the fan pics of him having fun in London though. *Someone* should be out late Christmas Eve having fun and he’s the best choice I can think of! Counting the days until WFE promo tour . . . I hope they’re done with Breaking Dawn filming by then so he can do a bunch of good stuff . . .

  15. Pattygirl says:

    After reading this LTR, I just finished seeing Pirate Radio, only reason is Tom, 1st time seeing him on screen, he is pretty, classic english beauty (how can anyone be so pretty). Rob has this dark italian masculine beautiful.

    Both he and Rob are a feast for the eye and soul, hmm KS getting 1 + 1 deal.

    I love the movie and the music is great! I am glad people are able to enjoy it on cable (HBO). Highly recommend movie , its so refreshing.

    Both Tom and Rob are thinking men, they don’t make a movie unless it means something to them.

    Thx UC for writing about the movie, great minds thinks alike!
    PS : Mr.Choice is just jealous of ROB

    And all of you who are getting Rob Xmas gifts, lucky lucky you and roslynselene how old are you, your dad stories and family are cute girl!

    • roslynselene says:

      Haha! I’m 20 (AND 3/4!!!) πŸ˜€
      My dad is 39 (he just thinks he’s stuck at age 25 πŸ˜‰ ) Lol

      • Pattygirl says:

        roslynselene , remind me of my late father, girls are always close to their dad. Since we don’t live in the states there are no Rob things here, am jealous of you all but love reading your stories.

  16. che says:

    i know i’m late but happy holidays to everyone out there.i don’t have any holiday here..(eventhough i’m stayin’ at home)i’m sick and have no appetite πŸ™ i’m jelaous of every single person who stocked her stomach with food&candies and gets Rob gifts..:)
    NO seriously..JELAOUS

  17. niahid says:

    Tom was great in Pirate Radio. So freakin’ adorable and talented. But SEXY naahh Rob still my numero uno.

    • Pattygirl says:

      love pirate radio, just saw it again on cable, the girls are so pretty, but tom is prettier with his porcelain skin, pretty eyes, jaw….Tom seems to be the calm one while Rob is the restless one……

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